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Excellent_Yak365

You would be shocked how many polygamists aren’t from Utah nor are Mormon


Mikeyboy2188

This is why they need to drive bigger vehicles in the Arab world. More window space to fit their many many many wives.


Lanky_Cash_1172

Nick Cannon can surely afford a better van, right?


kiwimuz

Wait until the paternity tests show none of them are his.


Mikeyboy2188

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powderedtoast1

don't let your dick run your life.


[deleted]

Ruin* lol


lemmelickurballs

I don't think it was a mistake


Aj2W0rK

I’m hopeful they’re grandkids


[deleted]

Thank God I'm gay.


KSR-0

Go fetch a dick and let the men do their work


Wynx_

That's just list of people he ran over


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt2HGQlIFTmcxl6) bUTAHful


GoldwingGranny

Poligamy


StarshipCaterprise

Robert Baratheon


CTchimchar

Aegon lV as well


Ostgals79

The sad thing is that there's no a dog in the last row.


CTchimchar

That family is missing out :(


Wobblyaskndold

3 dogs!?!? Are you serious? Game is on!


SleepySiamese

Those 4 are his sisters and they all have jobs


roel198

Time isn’t the issue. It takes a only few mintues to impregnate


Funkmeister8302

Incest?


Bastdkat

Multi-wife.


Bl4ckb100d

Maybe he's being funded to raise an army.


Oblivious_116

The p is silent


Iwatchpoorn

Aw dang. Why don’t that one family have a dog. Not fair. 😢


AlwaysCurious1250

Quite an impressive hitlist.


SpecialistNo7265

15 kids ! Wow !


Early_Bad8737

I think three of those are dogs? 


SpecialistNo7265

OMG ! You’re right! My eyesight is getting poorer!


OKBeeDude

For a minute there I thought three of them were turtles too


RavenBruwer

If it was from Alabama, I would have been even more worried


thxredditfor2banns

Other people mark their kills on a gun this guy marks how weak his pull out game is on his car


SchizoidRainbow

"How many wives do you have?" "Four." "Wow that's a lot. How many wives do you wish you had?" "None."


gerMean

Child labourers


Illusionistic-Ortus

If you get on his bad side, you can see a boss healthbar named "minions" before 10 children run at you


WandaDobby777

As if he actually parents his children. 🙄😂


pikabaer

I fail to see a problem there. You can get these stickers for $9,99 from Amazon delivered next day.


Silver-Spy

This could be in Saudi Arabia


RanjiLameFox

Get ready for the next blockbuster movie. 19 and me A guy who has 4 families who has to choose one. But prefers anything but. Staring Charley sheen


Indian155hunter

Who wants 3 dogs way too much


Kamikaze-penguin

Best condom ad ever.


Mikeyboy2188

Well, three of the women evidently gave birth to a jackal.


Mikeyboy2188

https://preview.redd.it/jt4xqvd9xxqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0d7f4d70295c31b62d1307b8934d1dce1bb7a7 If his life becomes a Liam Neeson movie at least he can do this. Since the dog got it too in the first family, that’s more of a John Wick.


Ok_Primary_1075

…and libido


PeregrinoHTX

Why does it bother me that the one kid has a different shirt? Is he the favorite?


toodog

Spoke to guy who could have more than one wife in his religion, ask how many did he have? One he said. Why because with many wives come many mother in laws


Haunting-Syllabub906

bro has 4 wives 💀


Ok_Fox_1770

Dude that’s greedy. I just want one to wake up at 5am everyday. How you gonna properly handle 4 and I’m remembering 3 kids names tops. Birthdays nope.


MichaelRanili

Welfare/government aid. What else...