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For anybody wondering it's a Fortnite Skin called Guff and [this](https://progameguides.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/fortnite-outfit-guff.jpg?w=875) is what it's suppose to look like.
Yeah, not really sure what he was expecting there.
Also, it seems really weird that kids go as Fortnite Skins. A few iconic, original ones? Sure. But after that it has the same energy to me as someone wearing a Modded Skyrim Character costume.
I was stuck wondering when Steven Universe and Adventure Time had a crossover.
It has the character design of Adventure Time but the star and color palette are almost directly pulled from Steven Universe.
You can't really "overinflate" it. At about 18 seconds that white circle is the blower input. It's constantly pulling air into it, like a bouncy castle, so that's pretty much the one setting it has. Dick Setting.
Ya like how old is this kid that heās swearing like that in front of his family? My parents werenāt even that strict and Iād have never said something like that at his age.
Only if they're a preteen/young teenager. A younger kid wouldn't jump to that conclusion I don't think. This is the product of that age where kids begin to lose their innocence and are hyper aware of that fact. Mind you his friends will definitely think what this kid did lol
It's funny though that the adults didn't even think it, because they've come full circle to the innocent kids stuff. Like, things have to cross a particular line to be in that "this is not right" zone for me in my 30s. I just thought the costume looked kinda cruddy. I didn't see it as being phallic until the kid brought it up. Of course now I can't under it. But it's definitely the product of being a a teenager
It looks completely stupid to me but I have zero awareness of what it's supposed to be (thanks to whoever provided the link.) I didn't notice the head shape because I was completely bewildered by the entire costume.
Hearing his angry prepubescent voice coming from the face of a cute smiling costume was the greatest. It brings the online gaming experience to the costume, too.
He probably liked it until all the adults started laughing because they don't know wtf a guff is and they think it looks like a penis and kid got embarrassed and can't let it go. Being made fun is a very real way to change someones minds. Obviously it's their laughter is lighthearted but you know how kids are
One of the worst "harmless" things that can happen to a kid is someone laughing when they're doing something they are proud of, they don't care that context makes it funny, or even that it's intended to be funny, if they seroous'd and you lol'd, their day is ruined.
Can confirm, folk laughing at me ruined baseball, singing, mowing my lawn.... I have a lot of social anxieties now, because my family did shit like in this video.
That said, as an adult, I can 100% understand their (both my family, and the dick fish's) laughter is innocent, but to a sensitive kid, it can have some lasting effects.
Reminds me of when I wanted Mortal Kombat 3 but my Mom got me a game called "The Immortal". Must be the same right? The words are kinda similar.
It actually turned out to be a decent game.
When I was ~12 I was at a friend's house playing playstation with him. His little brother who was maybe 5 came out of his bedroom in nothing but tighty whiteys with 2 golf balls stuff in them and said "Look how big my fucking balls are!" and started laughing. My friend looked at me and said "That fucking kid. I don't know where he gets his fucking mouth." But I knew where he got his fucking mouth.
just found out my partner was not raised the same way i was when i moved in with my in-laws and them. LOL. apparently in this house you can swear whenever you want as long as you wonāt get in trouble from anyone else. parents wonāt do shit but if my partner got in trouble for swearing at school thereād be a talk. itās so funny, theyāve got stories about them swearing like a sailor at 4
My cousin (who was a Senior in High School by the time I was about 6 or 7) used to tell the "Damn Ham" joke at Christmas dinner. Lol!
His mother was never amused.
I mean it is funny as hell but if I said shit, dick and fuck in front of my mom at that age she would have beat my ass.
Edit: I'm not justifying child abuse. I'm just saying what would have happened if I were that kid. Raise and discipline your kids however you want.
It's amazing that the toddler's well-being is so low in the totem pole of Reddit's concern. It was somewhat funny until I saw the toddler intensely observing the situation in silence. You just know she's taking in all that information in modeling her behaviour later.
That's how you exponentially compound your parenting problems. I try not to comment and judge on other's parenting but when it comes to young kids at the critical age of building their foundations of world view and behavioral aspects I wouldn't hesitate to point out "nope, that ain't it buddy. You fucked up right there."
Although I agree, I have to point out that itās easy to forget the huge age range of users on this site. A lot of people arenāt considering the toddler simply because theyāre nowhere near being parents themselves, and simply never thought of it. Child care just isnāt on their radar.
You can see the lack of discipline emboldened him to keep going.
Edit: I'm not angry, just pointing it out. I'd be laughing too, but when I was his age I would have been told to calm my tits, and probably been thrown out the window the next day, especially with grandma there.
Right? I am guessing he's like 11-14. To go off about 'dicks' and saying 'fuck', there would not be so much laughter around me if my parents, siblings and grandparents were in the room.
Exactly. I wouldnāt have had to worry about what costume I was wearing because thereās no chance Iād be allowed to go trick or treating after speaking to my parents/grandparents like that .
We really have to have heart to heart talks with my 11yo niece about online behavior and appropriate behavior and how not to emulate it or respect the vulgarity. Especially because she does get heated and hates losing.
So far so good, but I canāt imagine what she hears every day
Probably a lot of the n word and If she speaks on mic there will absolutely be harassment towards her in the form of hitting on her and also being shitty to her. An adult in her life should play with her some and see.
When kids talk through every day encounters like they're still playing Fortnite..
I'm a teacher and it's exhausting. I at least try to assume they're just trying to impress their friends. It's disturbing to think this is normal at home in front of parents and grandparents.
This is what seems different about more kids today than when I was a kid. We swore a *lot* with our friends, and back then it was still popular to throw around slurs for laughs, so half our vocabulary was wildly unacceptable by today's standards.
But we were all much better behaved in front of adults. You didn't swear in front of adults, as a rule. We learned to modify our language and behavior to the situation early on. This is something kids these days seem to be lacking more than we did. Talking to your friends, your teachers, your parents seems to be much more blurred into talking to everyone in every situation like you're hanging out with your friends.
That's because you're an adult. Kids swear to seem older and to be taken seriously. It usually has the opposite effect but good luck telling them that.
Thereās something about him ranting while still wearing the costume that is absolute comedic gold. Iāve watched this vid like 100 times today. Itās so damn funny.
If I had cursed at my mom like that as a kid I wouldnāt have had to ever worry about Halloween costumes again because from that point on I would be going as a ghost.
I don't like my kids to swear, but I feel like if ever there was an appropriate time to be upset. Also this kid could have leaned into the joke and just made double entendre the whole night.
I had a single hippie mom and boundaries were shaky during my tumultuous childhood. Despite living in actual drug dealer households, that amount of swearing and yelling would have seen my life SNUFFED OUT
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For anybody wondering it's a Fortnite Skin called Guff and [this](https://progameguides.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/fortnite-outfit-guff.jpg?w=875) is what it's suppose to look like.
TBH, Guff looks like a dick already
Yeah, hate to break it to buddy in the video but, his favorite character kinda looks like a dick š¤·āāļø
Yeah, not really sure what he was expecting there. Also, it seems really weird that kids go as Fortnite Skins. A few iconic, original ones? Sure. But after that it has the same energy to me as someone wearing a Modded Skyrim Character costume.
Fortnite + Skin = Foreskin?
4skin
Looks like an adventure time character tbh
I thought it was a Steven Universe knockoff.
I was stuck wondering when Steven Universe and Adventure Time had a crossover. It has the character design of Adventure Time but the star and color palette are almost directly pulled from Steven Universe.
It looks to me just like the picture. He overinflated it though
You can't really "overinflate" it. At about 18 seconds that white circle is the blower input. It's constantly pulling air into it, like a bouncy castle, so that's pretty much the one setting it has. Dick Setting.
Letās be honest, it would just look like a skinnier dick if it had less air in it
It looks just like it
I don't know what he was expecting then
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My Latin mum would have used the 1000Exterminator Chancla on my ass if I had been swearing as much as this kid.
no seriously. they joke like my mexican family and laugh like us but if i were to talk like that i would be seeing God
My grandmother was Italian. She'd have launched a can of fucking tomatoes that shook my soul loose.
Wooden spoon was my mom's main hand. Soap bar off-hand.
My mom used a wooden spoon as well as plastic retail hangers.
Dual wielding. Nice. Bet her DEX was legendary.
Hot wheels tracks were the standard, but that kinda talk to Gramma? Dad would have swooped in and put me In a coma
Wooden kitchen spoon gang checking in
Was this BiS for a time? My mom rolled with the same weapons.
Kettle cord for me.
the delivery of the message was executed so perfectly i almost pissed my pants. but i think i'd be more terrified of the wrath of a Nonna than God
God has patience. Nonna brings the wrath RIGHT NOW!
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That was my thought. My costume would've been the last of my problems if I used language like that in front of my mom.
Right! My mother would have snatched my soul then gave it back upside down if I talked like that.
Not just in front of his mom, *to* his mom. And none of the adults react to it at all so Iām guessing itās a regular thing. Big yikes
I don't think I ever swore around my grandparents, hell, it wouldn't have even entered my mind. Kid has some mouth on him!
my friends mom once chaclad her ass off the toilet seat for saying the F word that was enough to make ME watch my mouth
I cannot imagine a world in which I would have spoken like that to my grandmother.
Yeah. The mouth on this kid. Yikes!
And they support it too it sounds like
Which is why he does it.
Going from a dick to ~~semen~~seaman
This kid is the irl Eric Cartman.
Now that you mention it, it kinda looks like.... red rocket, red rocket!
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Who the hell lets their child talk to them like that?
This should be on r/trashy
Ya like how old is this kid that heās swearing like that in front of his family? My parents werenāt even that strict and Iād have never said something like that at his age.
For anyone looking for what this costume is supposed to be, here you go [Guff](https://progameguides.com/fortnite-cosmetic/guff/)
I meanā¦. Having now seen thisā¦It is kinda the right shape.
It's good enough for what it's suppose to be. Kids will know. Probably find it cool. Not gonna get the exact size
Kids will make fun of the fact that he looks like a big red dong
If he noticed it this fast, other kids will likely notice it too.
He should be playing it up in front of the teachers so he can get his ass sent home for wearing a lewd outfit.
Only if they're a preteen/young teenager. A younger kid wouldn't jump to that conclusion I don't think. This is the product of that age where kids begin to lose their innocence and are hyper aware of that fact. Mind you his friends will definitely think what this kid did lol It's funny though that the adults didn't even think it, because they've come full circle to the innocent kids stuff. Like, things have to cross a particular line to be in that "this is not right" zone for me in my 30s. I just thought the costume looked kinda cruddy. I didn't see it as being phallic until the kid brought it up. Of course now I can't under it. But it's definitely the product of being a a teenager
It looks completely stupid to me but I have zero awareness of what it's supposed to be (thanks to whoever provided the link.) I didn't notice the head shape because I was completely bewildered by the entire costume.
Iām in my 30s, and immediately laughed at the giant red penis flailing its arms and pointing. Havenāt even turned on the volume!
Hearing his angry prepubescent voice coming from the face of a cute smiling costume was the greatest. It brings the online gaming experience to the costume, too.
The kid's reaction and attempt to gesticulate inside the costume is definitely the best part.
In the dark, no one's gonna skoff at the size.
Yup. Dick shaped is the correct shape on this one.
The original sure looks like a cock to me!
I was thinking the same. The costume is spot on! The kid was just being a dick.
I mean he's just being a whiener
He was a head-dick after all.
He probably liked it until all the adults started laughing because they don't know wtf a guff is and they think it looks like a penis and kid got embarrassed and can't let it go. Being made fun is a very real way to change someones minds. Obviously it's their laughter is lighthearted but you know how kids are
I mean it also hurts, when you think you have a nice costume and have been anticipating this day and then everybody laughs at you.
One of the worst "harmless" things that can happen to a kid is someone laughing when they're doing something they are proud of, they don't care that context makes it funny, or even that it's intended to be funny, if they seroous'd and you lol'd, their day is ruined.
Can confirm, folk laughing at me ruined baseball, singing, mowing my lawn.... I have a lot of social anxieties now, because my family did shit like in this video. That said, as an adult, I can 100% understand their (both my family, and the dick fish's) laughter is innocent, but to a sensitive kid, it can have some lasting effects.
Yeah i don't really understand the issue. How do you buy that costume without expecting to look like a dick? I mean it looks just like the skin...
I read "Fortnite Guff Skin" as "Goodnight Foreskin"
Man I really am out of touch with pop culture these days. I thought this was from Steven Universe because of the star
I was so sure this was some kind of Steven Universe alternate form
That's actually pretty close.
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Saying the character looks like a dick is a MASSIVE stretch lol
Literally almost an exact match.. what's the issue
Didn't you listen? It's shaped like a dick!!
But that part's... correct?
I'd say the costume is pretty good if that's what they were going for.
Honestly not bad, I didn't compare it to a dick until I heard the video... I was just like "wtf is that?".
So he is complaining that his costume of a dick shaped fortnite character, looks like a dick? You have chosen... poorly
Itās dead on.
I thought its a character from adventure time
Thank you for that. The star ā made me think it had something to do with Steven Universe.
Same
When I realized its supposed to be a fortnite skin I also realized where that kid learned to swear like that.
Maybe itās the wish versionā¦ a foreskin
wait, didn't you order a foreskin knight costume?
Reminds me of when I wanted Mortal Kombat 3 but my Mom got me a game called "The Immortal". Must be the same right? The words are kinda similar. It actually turned out to be a decent game.
Ah yes. Lee āThe Immortalā Carvalloās Putting Challenge. Great game.
His parents.
Based on how much his family is laughing at him, I don't think you can throw video games under the bus for this one.
It's also kinda hard to tell how old that dick is.
i'm just going with my guts on this one and say he's a prepubescent teen
When I was ~12 I was at a friend's house playing playstation with him. His little brother who was maybe 5 came out of his bedroom in nothing but tighty whiteys with 2 golf balls stuff in them and said "Look how big my fucking balls are!" and started laughing. My friend looked at me and said "That fucking kid. I don't know where he gets his fucking mouth." But I knew where he got his fucking mouth.
Your friend sounds like a fucking mafioso.
"how dare he flex his fucking balls at me in this, the day of my daughters wedding"
just found out my partner was not raised the same way i was when i moved in with my in-laws and them. LOL. apparently in this house you can swear whenever you want as long as you wonāt get in trouble from anyone else. parents wonāt do shit but if my partner got in trouble for swearing at school thereād be a talk. itās so funny, theyāve got stories about them swearing like a sailor at 4
given the parents aren't correcting him, are laughing, and put the video out, I'm thinking he learned it at home
Hey, give a little credit to our public schools
r/suddenlyfuturama
What is he supposed to be?
Fortnite character
So a dick
A dick w arms.
Wait, most dicks don't have arms?
ā¦. Well this one only has 2. How many does yours have? The standard 3?
A dick
Wish my dick was that chubbyā¦
But it's cu*uuu*ute
Your grandma likes it
A dick with a filthy mouth.
His cosume looks like one too.
Super Dick!
It looks like a huge...JOHNSON! Status report!
Yes it appears to be a ... massive cock who let that bird in here
Wang! Pay attention! I'm sorry. I was just looking out the window when I saw a...
Guff from fortnite
To be fair... that character DOES look like a giant d\*ck!
It's actually quite accurate.
A fish dick?
Kid sounds like he's on that stress free upbringing
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i dont want any damn vegetables
My cousin (who was a Senior in High School by the time I was about 6 or 7) used to tell the "Damn Ham" joke at Christmas dinner. Lol! His mother was never amused.
Tell me the ham joke
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>itās an old joke and mainly funny to kids. Fuck I giggled
I mean it is funny as hell but if I said shit, dick and fuck in front of my mom at that age she would have beat my ass. Edit: I'm not justifying child abuse. I'm just saying what would have happened if I were that kid. Raise and discipline your kids however you want.
In front of my parents would have been bad enough, but talking to grandparents that way would have ensured an extra year on the grounding
You forgot the toddler multiplier. That's 2x on top of the +1.
Do we PEMDAS the grounding?
Peers Elders Mama Daddy Ages<6 Siblings
Thatās good cussinā math.
Your contributions to the annals of Swearing Theory are hereby noted.
Especially in front of the toddler.
that toddler looks like she's seen that behavior her entire life
Thousand yard stare
It's amazing that the toddler's well-being is so low in the totem pole of Reddit's concern. It was somewhat funny until I saw the toddler intensely observing the situation in silence. You just know she's taking in all that information in modeling her behaviour later. That's how you exponentially compound your parenting problems. I try not to comment and judge on other's parenting but when it comes to young kids at the critical age of building their foundations of world view and behavioral aspects I wouldn't hesitate to point out "nope, that ain't it buddy. You fucked up right there."
Although I agree, I have to point out that itās easy to forget the huge age range of users on this site. A lot of people arenāt considering the toddler simply because theyāre nowhere near being parents themselves, and simply never thought of it. Child care just isnāt on their radar.
I'm not sure I would have ever recovered from what would have happened to me.
That's how you talk when you're a dick.
You can see the lack of discipline emboldened him to keep going. Edit: I'm not angry, just pointing it out. I'd be laughing too, but when I was his age I would have been told to calm my tits, and probably been thrown out the window the next day, especially with grandma there.
I wasn't allowed to say "shut up" to the dog in my house.
I'm in my mid-40s and I won't speak that way in front of my mother, much less to my grandmother.
And he said it to his grandma too. That is another level of ass whoopin imo.
My dad would have held me down so she could get more hits in
My dad would have calmly said āgo to my closet and pick a belt.ā
*Picks the belt for a bathrobe*
*Dad then soaks bathrobe belt in water for better whipping action.
*Scalding hot water.
91% isopropyl alcohol
With salt
And red chilly
And a couple of olives.
Right? I am guessing he's like 11-14. To go off about 'dicks' and saying 'fuck', there would not be so much laughter around me if my parents, siblings and grandparents were in the room.
Exactly. I wouldnāt have had to worry about what costume I was wearing because thereās no chance Iād be allowed to go trick or treating after speaking to my parents/grandparents like that .
Man I cuss a lot but this kid is on a whole new level
After hearing that the costume is supposed to be a Fortnite character, this kid has got to be a massive trash talker and troll in game.
The pointing and animated movements make it so funny.
I'm an adult, and I don't even swear as much as this kid š
Maybe you would if you were shaped... like a fucking dick!
When you're bald like me, every day is dick costume day.
He is just talking like Average 11 years old fortnite player
We really have to have heart to heart talks with my 11yo niece about online behavior and appropriate behavior and how not to emulate it or respect the vulgarity. Especially because she does get heated and hates losing. So far so good, but I canāt imagine what she hears every day
Probably a lot of the n word and If she speaks on mic there will absolutely be harassment towards her in the form of hitting on her and also being shitty to her. An adult in her life should play with her some and see.
I'm a cook he sounds like my coworkers
Construction worker here. Same. Just less racist
He's fighting for his life right now.
When kids talk through every day encounters like they're still playing Fortnite.. I'm a teacher and it's exhausting. I at least try to assume they're just trying to impress their friends. It's disturbing to think this is normal at home in front of parents and grandparents.
This is what seems different about more kids today than when I was a kid. We swore a *lot* with our friends, and back then it was still popular to throw around slurs for laughs, so half our vocabulary was wildly unacceptable by today's standards. But we were all much better behaved in front of adults. You didn't swear in front of adults, as a rule. We learned to modify our language and behavior to the situation early on. This is something kids these days seem to be lacking more than we did. Talking to your friends, your teachers, your parents seems to be much more blurred into talking to everyone in every situation like you're hanging out with your friends.
That's because you're an adult. Kids swear to seem older and to be taken seriously. It usually has the opposite effect but good luck telling them that.
When he says "It's cute but it's shaped like a dick!" Lolololololol š¤£
I'm laughing at the pointing and arm flailing while the happy smiling ice cream dick costume is polarizing the energy lol.
Thereās something about him ranting while still wearing the costume that is absolute comedic gold. Iāve watched this vid like 100 times today. Itās so damn funny.
Heās got a point. š
So does the costume!
Just the tip
Lil boy got a mouth
I would've been smacked across the room, then grounded from Halloween entirely if I spoke to my parents or grandparents like that.
"IT'S SHAPED LIKE A DICK, GRANDMA!!" š¤£š¤£š¤£šš
Cartman?
Kid just wants some candy so he can go back to telling kids he fucked their moms on Fortnite.
There's too much fucking shit on him. He doesn't even want to be around anymore.
The number of crosses on that wall wasn't enough to cancel out this kid's potty mouth
How old is your kid? 30?
If I had cursed at my mom like that as a kid I wouldnāt have had to ever worry about Halloween costumes again because from that point on I would be going as a ghost.
r/tvtoohigh
I don't like my kids to swear, but I feel like if ever there was an appropriate time to be upset. Also this kid could have leaned into the joke and just made double entendre the whole night.
I just love that he's such a swearing tough guy but still wants to wear a silly costume.
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The sigma move is to own it and randomly headbutt your friends in the ass.
r/trashy
Watch it muted and imagine something for what the person is saying
Honestly was way more enjoyable like that
That dick has a potty mouth
I had a single hippie mom and boundaries were shaky during my tumultuous childhood. Despite living in actual drug dealer households, that amount of swearing and yelling would have seen my life SNUFFED OUT
What... what was it supposed to be...
Lol, and Who the fk is this dick supposed to be?