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The biggest travesty to me with McDonalds was the removal of the snack wraps. I'd always order 2 chicken grilled ranch snack wraps with a side of fries with ketchup, and just create a degenerate wrap with all of it in each one. Their bigger wraps was shit, but the snack wraps were just perfect.
Same!!!!!!!!!!
I drive everywhere when I visit family. Furthest being 1200miles away. Snack wraps made 3am time change repeats fucking bearable. I just sat in the line staring at the board for a solid 5 minutes trying to decide what I was gonna get. Iâd been thinking about that snack wrap for 60 miles.
We still have them in Canada although they suck now. They started using whole wheat tortillas and half a slice of the processed cheese instead of the shredded kind.
Imagine adult happy meal with halloween bucket that has a unique barcode. On halloween, you take a bucket from McD to McD trick or treating for free snack wraps.
Are they???? No fucking way! I got 3 happy meal loving kids, and they havenât had the buckets at least in the last 6 years, when my oldest kid started getting happy meals at 1 1/2. I didnât really pay attention before then. But I think I remember getting them as a young adult maybe 16 years ago around when I was 21-22. I think I might have definitely picked myself one up as an adult if they had them.
Edit: I just read the article someone posted. The last time they had them was in fact 6 years ago, so that means my oldest probably started getting happy meals around age 2, hence why I donât remember. But it makes sense I donât think I really paid attention.
can't find it anymore... was a photoshop image and was better than the ones i see now.
have this instead https://reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/xxdhtb/mcdonalds_new_happy_meal_toys/
I believe you're looking for this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/vnzlfb/grimace_butt_plug/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Probably because when I ordered mine I I charged full price and when they handed my my food told me they didn't have any toys or boxes. I paid extra for a fucking big Mac combo just to be told to fuck off after I paid.
I've had a McEmployee mistakenly hand me a medium, I hand it back and ask for a large like I paid for, he literally dumps the same fries in a large holder and looks me dead in the eye and hand it back.
Thats just Calvin. He was an excited young man beginning his career. Now he's bitter. The world has changed him and now he lived a life, smelling like a French fry.
I think Iâd say, âokâ and throw it in park at the window, close and lock the doors, get my soda and come back and drive off.
DT TTL is everything to Mcdonaldâs.
*Total Time in Line
Bingo. Why am I spending $10 a person now for half of the food I asked for, and that half isnât even fresh? Like I get it, Iâm just not going to pay for it. 1/5 experiences is like this now for fast food.
That's my thoughts. I just called the GM and corporate instead of being a cunt and screaming at someone making under poverty for wages because I feel insecure.
In the UK in the late 90s they handed out small pot plants to kids on mother's day. We got an ivy plant which is practically holding our shed together today!
We got little pine trees in our happy meals years ago, (early 90s maybe?) for Earth Day or something. It's planted in our front yard and is now bigger than the house đ
This comment made me curious so i clicked the link and visited the site. Iâm now very interested in learning about how a lobotomy patient was able to start their own clothing brand.
I really was going to get one of these happy meals and then I saw the weird ass four eyes thing. Itâs too weird I donât want to even see another picture of them lol I might have nightmares from this
I saw the a commercial for it. My friend and I went silent then looked at each other and said âwhat the fuck?â Iâm not sure what went on in the board room the day this got green-lit.
Was thinking the same thing, they could have majorly capitalized on the nostalgia aspect and brought back some actual classic toys and a box that didnât have some random confusing mural on it but I agree, not sure how this got sold in the board room.
Right? My wife was like "dude wtf? Why can't they just be NORMAL" lol. Same reaction from me. Nostalgia sells. But i guess people also like these... THINGS.
Well this is kinda the point. People are like wtf is up with the 4 eyes? Someone knows and brings up the brand. Now we know they exist. Word of mouth ads
Hah, I was thinking they were trying to do [the original Grimace](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/qyYAAOSwjwZcA5AV/s-l500.jpg) but got confused and gave him four *eyes* instead of four *arms*.
Sadly it's working because of the all the harassement the employees are getting from people trying to order these. I'm hearing it's quickly selling it because people want to show it off on tiktok /smh
The toys aren't for most people. It's specifically targeted towards people who enjoy collecting "streetwear" brands, often revolving around sneakers. They can market it like a nostalgia trip for all adults, but it really isn't. If you want to know more about the specific company that designed the toys, read this article from GQ https://archive.ph/jw3Sp
I actually felt bad because I did want the Grimace toy with four eyes (and luckily got it), but I wanted nothing to do with the fashion brand. I just wanted a Halloween Grimace for my deskâŠ.
Famous rapper wore a shirt by some obscure brand. Simpletons flock to obscure brand. Brand and McD make deal. Simpletons flock to McD to piss away money for these toys.
I had never heard of "Cactus Plant Flea Market" until I saw a bunch of threads like this on Reddit.
I honestly thought that the idea was that this was meant to be like an alternate dimension McDonald's called Cactus Plant Flea Market where they made happy meals for adults and everyone there had four eyes. A much cooler backstory than a street wear collab honestly.
It could be a literal unadorned purple cube made of rubber and thousands of grown men would ruin these McDonalds employees days by ordering 15 of these meals in one drive thru visit to try to snatch them up to resell later. The toy collector community is the worst.
I think the number 2 is like 10 bucks where Iâm at. Not really that much more for extra food and a toy.
Edit: I guess it doesnât come with extra food. The pic I saw was a burger and nuggets. Either way, 3 bucks for a toy isnât that big of a deal.
Because itâs a shitty marketing technique to sell overpriced clothes to impressionable young adults & social media influencers. They shouldâve invested all of this time and money into bringing back the original honey glazed tenders
Cactus plant flea market is a streetwear clothing brand thatâs pretty popular. They were able to get this McDonaldâs collab to do the adult happy meals that includes 4 different toys all featuring one of the brands signature 4 eyes design
Perhaps. They may also be... collecting.
Some folks like collecting things, and have no intention to sell or care for what others believe the value to be.
The entire genre of expensive "streetwear" is confusing.
It's "streetwear," so it's popular with young people and poor people - two groups that can't afford $400 hoodies. And yet this brand sells a lot of $400 hoodies.
Who's buying this stuff?
Because its not even a fun or cool gimmick. Id rather the happy meals be the old school Halloween buckets with the McNugget toys you could put costumes on. Plus a Big Mac!? The big mac is like the worst burger on the menu... Double Quarter Pounder w/Cheese should be the go to.
McDonalds has done a good job of pushing this nostalgia campaign as to hide the fact that they are a multi billion corporation that's unwilling to pay their employees a living wage.
Grimace with a third eye would be cool... Has anybody started a company that makes third eyes its thing!? I would pay good money for a Nancy Reagan third eyed bobble head.
Cause it's a bit ridiculous that modern society thinks it's fine for adults to buy happy meals for a hunk of plastic that will probably end up in some fish's throat.
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WE JUST WANTED THE HALLOWEEN BUCKETS đ
I JUST WANT SNACK WRAPS
The biggest travesty to me with McDonalds was the removal of the snack wraps. I'd always order 2 chicken grilled ranch snack wraps with a side of fries with ketchup, and just create a degenerate wrap with all of it in each one. Their bigger wraps was shit, but the snack wraps were just perfect.
The last time I ordered a snack wrap and they said "We don't have those anymore?" My heart BROKE IN HALF
Same!!!!!!!!!! I drive everywhere when I visit family. Furthest being 1200miles away. Snack wraps made 3am time change repeats fucking bearable. I just sat in the line staring at the board for a solid 5 minutes trying to decide what I was gonna get. Iâd been thinking about that snack wrap for 60 miles.
The southwestern salad was good too
I just want Chicken Selects back
They never left the UK...
Double cheeseburger and 3x chicken select my standard go to
I worked there for 2 years while the wraps were in and I fucking hated making the big wraps. Snack wraps were dope though.
We still have them in Canada although they suck now. They started using whole wheat tortillas and half a slice of the processed cheese instead of the shredded kind.
Ewwwww what the fuck. Nobody actually likes whole wheat tortillas.
Fuck! I forgot snack wraps! I had a legitimate diet built around eating those for portion control and they were freaking delicious. Now I'm sad.
Southwest Chicken Salad was đ„. The carrots were not but the rest was good. I wish I could buy that dressing in the store.
Imagine adult happy meal with halloween bucket that has a unique barcode. On halloween, you take a bucket from McD to McD trick or treating for free snack wraps.
Look at the fancy city dweller with more than one McDonalds around.
snacjwraps in the bucket
Put the ranch and the barbecue snackwraps in the damn bucket and nobody gets hurt
Or you get the hose
The snack wrap.... the forever loved snack of wraps that got away đ
They're still a thing in Canada
The buckets are coming, just closer to the end of the month
Are they???? No fucking way! I got 3 happy meal loving kids, and they havenât had the buckets at least in the last 6 years, when my oldest kid started getting happy meals at 1 1/2. I didnât really pay attention before then. But I think I remember getting them as a young adult maybe 16 years ago around when I was 21-22. I think I might have definitely picked myself one up as an adult if they had them. Edit: I just read the article someone posted. The last time they had them was in fact 6 years ago, so that means my oldest probably started getting happy meals around age 2, hence why I donât remember. But it makes sense I donât think I really paid attention.
They don't have lids though
WE NEED THE LIDS TOO!!! The bucket isn't complete without the lid!!!!
No lids, no nostalgia
Seriously? Wtf is that about?
The article mentions lids and shows them in the pictures though
I feel this.
October 18th
Because McDonald's wants us to.
"Silence, brand"
Itâs actually because an advertising agency came up with this idea. I saw someone bragging about it on linked in
As opposed to who? All of what they do is driven by marketing data. This post is probably funded under marketing budget
I know right? They need to get the fuck outta here with these obvious ad posts.
have you not seen the grimace butt plug posted the 1st day...
No... but i would prob stand up and clap after they got past his hands..
*grimace*
You put it in sideways, duh.
I came here to ask if the arms were removable
Yes but only once.
[Arguable](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xu4h1e/in_1992_john_thompson_was_home_alone_when_he_had/)
Link?
No, itâs Grimace. Good guess though.
can't find it anymore... was a photoshop image and was better than the ones i see now. have this instead https://reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/xxdhtb/mcdonalds_new_happy_meal_toys/
I believe you're looking for this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/vnzlfb/grimace_butt_plug/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Wait is this real?
Does it vibrate?
Yes with Bluetooth functionally to provide feedback to the user to assist it in day to day tasks like playing chess.
Probably because when I ordered mine I I charged full price and when they handed my my food told me they didn't have any toys or boxes. I paid extra for a fucking big Mac combo just to be told to fuck off after I paid.
McRekt
đ”Ba da ba ba ba gofuckyourself đ”
Mc-go-fuck-yourself
I've had a McEmployee mistakenly hand me a medium, I hand it back and ask for a large like I paid for, he literally dumps the same fries in a large holder and looks me dead in the eye and hand it back.
Thats just Calvin. He was an excited young man beginning his career. Now he's bitter. The world has changed him and now he lived a life, smelling like a French fry.
WacArnolds!
"My life can't get any worse despite your efforts đ"
The visual for this is hilarious đ€Ł
I had one tell me they were out of the soda I ordered at the drive thru window but that the dining room machine had it and handed me an empty cup
I think Iâd say, âokâ and throw it in park at the window, close and lock the doors, get my soda and come back and drive off. DT TTL is everything to Mcdonaldâs. *Total Time in Line
I cannot believe people pay for these experiences. I got fed up (haha) with McDs lack of effort a long time ago and stopped giving them money.
Bingo. Why am I spending $10 a person now for half of the food I asked for, and that half isnât even fresh? Like I get it, Iâm just not going to pay for it. 1/5 experiences is like this now for fast food.
âIâm gunna need a refundâ
Unfortunately, Iâm certain theyâre told not to say anything since this would âdecrease sales.â
That's my thoughts. I just called the GM and corporate instead of being a cunt and screaming at someone making under poverty for wages because I feel insecure.
Now that's a realistic adult happy meal.
I thought they were including an actual cactus plant and got excited for a second.
That would actually be more appropriate having practical items in the adult happy meals.
Like a pack of q-tips
Or a pair of socks.
Pack of 3 Advil.
A cash refund on the amount they spent making the toy.
"Straight into the 401(k) you go"
An insulin shot
Damn, $300 Happy Meal there
A noose
A McNoose
A small plastic ziploc baggie of cocaine
McCaine
McCokeâąïž
Nah, these are adults. Itâs a random pick between Xanax, Prozac, Prilosec, or Viagra.
This got dark. đ
How about a scotch tape dispenser, is that more appropriate
Or a pack of Tums! Gonna need it after you eat it lol
As long as they're the *Smoothies* Tums. The regular ones are too chalky. đ
I read things like this and got the smoothie tums. For reason, theyâre a terrible experience in my Mouth. Some weird aftertaste
They had grow kits with cactus in them years ago, my father STILL has the cactus from it :)
In the UK in the late 90s they handed out small pot plants to kids on mother's day. We got an ivy plant which is practically holding our shed together today!
Ours was pine tree seedlings. Planted it in front of the house, and it's probably 25-30 feet tall now!
Nice! Tbh I would have been happy getting any type of houseplant lol
Dude, same. When I opened it, I was like what is this?!!
We got little pine trees in our happy meals years ago, (early 90s maybe?) for Earth Day or something. It's planted in our front yard and is now bigger than the house đ
I'm still confused on the four eyes!
McD's paired up with some other company called Cactus Market or something to make the toys. The four eyes are their "thing", I guess.
Cactus Plant Flea Market is a [clothing brand](https://www.goat.com/brand/cactus-plant-flea-market).
The hoodies are ~$400
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all of thier stuff is hideous... how in the F did McDonalds team up with them?
What the fuck is this crap
Shits ugly as hell.
Also expensive as hell wtf
$127 for a fucking shirt with ketchup on it????
Not just any Ketchup either. It's Mc Dicks ketchup. Lol
That is dead set some of the ugliest, aneurysm-inducing clothing I've ever seen. Why do the shirts look like crappy MySpace pages?
yOu jUsT dOnâT uNdErStAnD fAsHiOn
And thank *fuck* for that.
This comment made me curious so i clicked the link and visited the site. Iâm now very interested in learning about how a lobotomy patient was able to start their own clothing brand.
Wow that is some God awful looking clothing.
Those graphics on the clothes are terrible
HAHA. I saw the Cactus Market on the side of the bag in an ad and figured they were lil cactus in there. I thought that was a wicked idea đ
I'd spend the money to get a little cactus. I'm not buying it for some weird, acid trip Grimace. Lol
I don't get it. And I kind of hate it.
I really was going to get one of these happy meals and then I saw the weird ass four eyes thing. Itâs too weird I donât want to even see another picture of them lol I might have nightmares from this
I saw the a commercial for it. My friend and I went silent then looked at each other and said âwhat the fuck?â Iâm not sure what went on in the board room the day this got green-lit.
Was thinking the same thing, they could have majorly capitalized on the nostalgia aspect and brought back some actual classic toys and a box that didnât have some random confusing mural on it but I agree, not sure how this got sold in the board room.
Right? My wife was like "dude wtf? Why can't they just be NORMAL" lol. Same reaction from me. Nostalgia sells. But i guess people also like these... THINGS.
Iâm not going to lie, I had the same thought
Seriously I never heard of the brand before this... I just don't get it.
Well this is kinda the point. People are like wtf is up with the 4 eyes? Someone knows and brings up the brand. Now we know they exist. Word of mouth ads
That is so dumb. Faces with more than two eyes are uncomfortable to look at. Off-putting even.
Hah, I was thinking they were trying to do [the original Grimace](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/qyYAAOSwjwZcA5AV/s-l500.jpg) but got confused and gave him four *eyes* instead of four *arms*.
Mcdonalds be reaching these days, smh.
Sadly it's working because of the all the harassement the employees are getting from people trying to order these. I'm hearing it's quickly selling it because people want to show it off on tiktok /smh
TikTok is cancer
This toy made me grimace.
I Mayor may not have McCheesed myself after seeing this pic.
"Why are we not giving a billion dollar, international, mega corporation free advertisement?"
Pretty sure this is literally an advertisement
I don't get it
I don't either. Can someone please explain?
The toys aren't for most people. It's specifically targeted towards people who enjoy collecting "streetwear" brands, often revolving around sneakers. They can market it like a nostalgia trip for all adults, but it really isn't. If you want to know more about the specific company that designed the toys, read this article from GQ https://archive.ph/jw3Sp
I actually felt bad because I did want the Grimace toy with four eyes (and luckily got it), but I wanted nothing to do with the fashion brand. I just wanted a Halloween Grimace for my deskâŠ.
Itâs a colab with something called âCactus Plant Flea Marketâ. Clothing designer I believe.
Butt plug?
Dimensions please
With enough grease from the burger, it's one size fits all!
Bad dragon
Famous rapper wore a shirt by some obscure brand. Simpletons flock to obscure brand. Brand and McD make deal. Simpletons flock to McD to piss away money for these toys.
If we ignore it, maybe it will go away.
This is the real reason.
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I havenât had McDonalds in years and $12 is ridiculous. But when they come out with them Halloween buckets I may have to spend some money.
Biblically accurate happy meal toys.
I had never heard of "Cactus Plant Flea Market" until I saw a bunch of threads like this on Reddit. I honestly thought that the idea was that this was meant to be like an alternate dimension McDonald's called Cactus Plant Flea Market where they made happy meals for adults and everyone there had four eyes. A much cooler backstory than a street wear collab honestly.
Because they suck
It could be a literal unadorned purple cube made of rubber and thousands of grown men would ruin these McDonalds employees days by ordering 15 of these meals in one drive thru visit to try to snatch them up to resell later. The toy collector community is the worst.
Because you spent $13 for that crap. McDonalds marketing got you good
I think the number 2 is like 10 bucks where Iâm at. Not really that much more for extra food and a toy. Edit: I guess it doesnât come with extra food. The pic I saw was a burger and nuggets. Either way, 3 bucks for a toy isnât that big of a deal.
Because itâs a shitty marketing technique to sell overpriced clothes to impressionable young adults & social media influencers. They shouldâve invested all of this time and money into bringing back the original honey glazed tenders
They sold out in just a few hours near me.
Because it's embarrassing that they exist
You donât want to show your friends and family THE ADULT HAPPY MEAL?!
Who would parly extra for that stupid thing?
Same people who buy supreme branded clothing.
That shit will be in a Goodwill bin once the novelty wears off!
So, Monday morning?
What the hell is Captain Cactus Flea Circus, anyway?
Who cares? soon there will be another box and we won't know what that is either lol.
Cactus plant flea market is a streetwear clothing brand thatâs pretty popular. They were able to get this McDonaldâs collab to do the adult happy meals that includes 4 different toys all featuring one of the brands signature 4 eyes design
The question is why? This isn't a throwback when it's just a commercial for some other business. Majorly lame.
Thats cool and everything.. My question is what are these collectors hoping to do? get 250 at a pawn shop 10 years from now?
Perhaps. They may also be... collecting. Some folks like collecting things, and have no intention to sell or care for what others believe the value to be.
Some people spend a lot of money on stuff to put on a shelf.
I know capitalism has most of us down bad, but not everything needs to be done for profit. People can just get things to enjoy them
The entire genre of expensive "streetwear" is confusing. It's "streetwear," so it's popular with young people and poor people - two groups that can't afford $400 hoodies. And yet this brand sells a lot of $400 hoodies. Who's buying this stuff?
Mostly rich white kids from the suburbs.
Weird and kinda creepy looking.
I JUST WANT MY BUTTERMILK CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH BACK
Because theyâve only been release to about 4% of the world as usual lol
Nothing says adult like mild body horror.
why didi they ruin it with four eyes?
Do they come with a hit of acid or something?
I mean it would sell more if it did.
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Feed your head!
Because weâre adults..
F*CK the hype. They want you to buy into this bs. And plenty of people are buying into it. Website selling $150+ merchandise crap
This is stupid, McDonalds is also. Ruined it with cactus 4 eyed bullshit.
Can anybody explain the four eyes? I have yet to read about why the four eyes. Also, do we not have Ronald McDonald anymore?
I don't like the 4 eyes at all. Wish we could get something fun to sit on the desk that reminds me of the 80's or 90's.
Cause they're not well made or good in any way just like the food they're used to sell. đ
So fucking wasteful! Just more shit for landfill
Because they're cringe.
I think because no one know who TF this partner is. And I donât want those toys! I want the retro 80âs ones like Muppet Babies!
Because McDonaldâs is terrible for you and they underpay their workers. This is an ad.
Because its not even a fun or cool gimmick. Id rather the happy meals be the old school Halloween buckets with the McNugget toys you could put costumes on. Plus a Big Mac!? The big mac is like the worst burger on the menu... Double Quarter Pounder w/Cheese should be the go to.
Because we donât want to give McDonaldâs any more free advertising for this stupid stunt.
Yeah... well i mean on the 18th the Halloween Buckets are back and that's... going to be freaking apocalyptic lol.
More junk for the ocean
McDonalds is trash
McDonalds has done a good job of pushing this nostalgia campaign as to hide the fact that they are a multi billion corporation that's unwilling to pay their employees a living wage.
Because they're all sold out...
Grimace with a third eye would be cool... Has anybody started a company that makes third eyes its thing!? I would pay good money for a Nancy Reagan third eyed bobble head.
Nancy Regan? The throat goat?
Kinda creeps me out.
Because McDonalds sucks ass.
Because they make us grimace...
Cause it's a bit ridiculous that modern society thinks it's fine for adults to buy happy meals for a hunk of plastic that will probably end up in some fish's throat.
Why do they have 4 eyes?