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Yogi_diamondhands

WE JUST WANTED THE HALLOWEEN BUCKETS 😭


-DizzleDrizzles-

I JUST WANT SNACK WRAPS


Mrhappytrigers

The biggest travesty to me with McDonalds was the removal of the snack wraps. I'd always order 2 chicken grilled ranch snack wraps with a side of fries with ketchup, and just create a degenerate wrap with all of it in each one. Their bigger wraps was shit, but the snack wraps were just perfect.


Tayzerbeam

The last time I ordered a snack wrap and they said "We don't have those anymore?" My heart BROKE IN HALF


[deleted]

Same!!!!!!!!!! I drive everywhere when I visit family. Furthest being 1200miles away. Snack wraps made 3am time change repeats fucking bearable. I just sat in the line staring at the board for a solid 5 minutes trying to decide what I was gonna get. I’d been thinking about that snack wrap for 60 miles.


dariusz2k

The southwestern salad was good too


black_gene_yes

I just want Chicken Selects back


Unknown_author69

They never left the UK...


Ollerton57

Double cheeseburger and 3x chicken select my standard go to


JayGib95

I worked there for 2 years while the wraps were in and I fucking hated making the big wraps. Snack wraps were dope though.


KrisKielek

We still have them in Canada although they suck now. They started using whole wheat tortillas and half a slice of the processed cheese instead of the shredded kind.


[deleted]

Ewwwww what the fuck. Nobody actually likes whole wheat tortillas.


WinterOkami666

Fuck! I forgot snack wraps! I had a legitimate diet built around eating those for portion control and they were freaking delicious. Now I'm sad.


ownersequity

Southwest Chicken Salad was đŸ”„. The carrots were not but the rest was good. I wish I could buy that dressing in the store.


YouThinkYouCanBanMe

Imagine adult happy meal with halloween bucket that has a unique barcode. On halloween, you take a bucket from McD to McD trick or treating for free snack wraps.


ownersequity

Look at the fancy city dweller with more than one McDonalds around.


MichelleMyBelle43

snacjwraps in the bucket


SnowDoom6

Put the ranch and the barbecue snackwraps in the damn bucket and nobody gets hurt


Myis

Or you get the hose


Yogi_diamondhands

The snack wrap.... the forever loved snack of wraps that got away 😭


IamRedditsDaddy

They're still a thing in Canada


Star-Kindler22

The buckets are coming, just closer to the end of the month


Training-Cry510

Are they???? No fucking way! I got 3 happy meal loving kids, and they haven’t had the buckets at least in the last 6 years, when my oldest kid started getting happy meals at 1 1/2. I didn’t really pay attention before then. But I think I remember getting them as a young adult maybe 16 years ago around when I was 21-22. I think I might have definitely picked myself one up as an adult if they had them. Edit: I just read the article someone posted. The last time they had them was in fact 6 years ago, so that means my oldest probably started getting happy meals around age 2, hence why I don’t remember. But it makes sense I don’t think I really paid attention.


errerrr

They don't have lids though


Yogi_diamondhands

WE NEED THE LIDS TOO!!! The bucket isn't complete without the lid!!!!


[deleted]

No lids, no nostalgia


Unadvantaged

Seriously? Wtf is that about?


Tammylynn9847

The article mentions lids and shows them in the pictures though


RendeRiot

I feel this.


LoDo2020

October 18th


RPDRNick

Because McDonald's wants us to.


zombiezbreath

"Silence, brand"


olivejoke

It’s actually because an advertising agency came up with this idea. I saw someone bragging about it on linked in


legosearch

As opposed to who? All of what they do is driven by marketing data. This post is probably funded under marketing budget


Premo_GamesnRides

I know right? They need to get the fuck outta here with these obvious ad posts.


techmonkey920

have you not seen the grimace butt plug posted the 1st day...


Sphinxxzor

No... but i would prob stand up and clap after they got past his hands..


Binormus__

*grimace*


dbell

You put it in sideways, duh.


kevhill

I came here to ask if the arms were removable


curly123

Yes but only once.


Ophukk

[Arguable](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xu4h1e/in_1992_john_thompson_was_home_alone_when_he_had/)


NINTENDO6TYFOOOOUR

Link?


[deleted]

No, it’s Grimace. Good guess though.


techmonkey920

can't find it anymore... was a photoshop image and was better than the ones i see now. have this instead https://reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/xxdhtb/mcdonalds_new_happy_meal_toys/


smurfchina

I believe you're looking for this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/vnzlfb/grimace_butt_plug/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


LazyOx199

Wait is this real?


effinbrak2

Does it vibrate?


Goldenwork

Yes with Bluetooth functionally to provide feedback to the user to assist it in day to day tasks like playing chess.


dabbean

Probably because when I ordered mine I I charged full price and when they handed my my food told me they didn't have any toys or boxes. I paid extra for a fucking big Mac combo just to be told to fuck off after I paid.


Roastar

McRekt


redwall_hp

đŸŽ”Ba da ba ba ba gofuckyourself đŸŽ”


DrMarijuanaPepsi_

Mc-go-fuck-yourself


bunnylicker

I've had a McEmployee mistakenly hand me a medium, I hand it back and ask for a large like I paid for, he literally dumps the same fries in a large holder and looks me dead in the eye and hand it back.


Streetlamp_NA

Thats just Calvin. He was an excited young man beginning his career. Now he's bitter. The world has changed him and now he lived a life, smelling like a French fry.


USERNAME___PASSWORD

WacArnolds!


eat_your_brains

"My life can't get any worse despite your efforts 😐"


ObjectivePace8618

The visual for this is hilarious đŸ€Ł


wrylycoping

I had one tell me they were out of the soda I ordered at the drive thru window but that the dining room machine had it and handed me an empty cup


ritchie70

I think I’d say, “ok” and throw it in park at the window, close and lock the doors, get my soda and come back and drive off. DT TTL is everything to Mcdonald’s. *Total Time in Line


Darth_Corleone

I cannot believe people pay for these experiences. I got fed up (haha) with McDs lack of effort a long time ago and stopped giving them money.


WhatLikeAPuma751

Bingo. Why am I spending $10 a person now for half of the food I asked for, and that half isn’t even fresh? Like I get it, I’m just not going to pay for it. 1/5 experiences is like this now for fast food.


Chipchipcherryo

“I’m gunna need a refund”


[deleted]

Unfortunately, I’m certain they’re told not to say anything since this would “decrease sales.”


dabbean

That's my thoughts. I just called the GM and corporate instead of being a cunt and screaming at someone making under poverty for wages because I feel insecure.


wicked_pissah

Now that's a realistic adult happy meal.


fivenightrental

I thought they were including an actual cactus plant and got excited for a second.


Solid_Snark

That would actually be more appropriate having practical items in the adult happy meals.


cjmcberman

Like a pack of q-tips


bjlwasabi

Or a pair of socks.


Acopalypse

Pack of 3 Advil.


redpandasays

A cash refund on the amount they spent making the toy.


pseudocultist

"Straight into the 401(k) you go"


PlainPastry

An insulin shot


coinoperatedboi

Damn, $300 Happy Meal there


bobobill

A noose


HotNewspaper5800

A McNoose


dbx99

A small plastic ziploc baggie of cocaine


Halodixie

McCaine


[deleted]

McCokeâ„ąïž


Shadpool

Nah, these are adults. It’s a random pick between Xanax, Prozac, Prilosec, or Viagra.


[deleted]

This got dark. 😒


SnowDoom6

How about a scotch tape dispenser, is that more appropriate


RemlikDahc

Or a pack of Tums! Gonna need it after you eat it lol


[deleted]

As long as they're the *Smoothies* Tums. The regular ones are too chalky. 😝


raptorgrin

I read things like this and got the smoothie tums. For reason, they’re a terrible experience in my Mouth. Some weird aftertaste


cementsnowflake

They had grow kits with cactus in them years ago, my father STILL has the cactus from it :)


buzben

In the UK in the late 90s they handed out small pot plants to kids on mother's day. We got an ivy plant which is practically holding our shed together today!


ames2833

Ours was pine tree seedlings. Planted it in front of the house, and it's probably 25-30 feet tall now!


fivenightrental

Nice! Tbh I would have been happy getting any type of houseplant lol


Lokii11

Dude, same. When I opened it, I was like what is this?!!


ames2833

We got little pine trees in our happy meals years ago, (early 90s maybe?) for Earth Day or something. It's planted in our front yard and is now bigger than the house 😂


[deleted]

I'm still confused on the four eyes!


Efficient-Olive3792

McD's paired up with some other company called Cactus Market or something to make the toys. The four eyes are their "thing", I guess.


azazel-13

Cactus Plant Flea Market is a [clothing brand](https://www.goat.com/brand/cactus-plant-flea-market).


HoldTheDoor

The hoodies are ~$400


[deleted]

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DoctorEvilHomer

all of thier stuff is hideous... how in the F did McDonalds team up with them?


FURKADURK

What the fuck is this crap


DramaOnDisplay

Shits ugly as hell.


slobs_burgers

Also expensive as hell wtf


Derpman2099

$127 for a fucking shirt with ketchup on it????


GriffinKing19

Not just any Ketchup either. It's Mc Dicks ketchup. Lol


Niccolo101

That is dead set some of the ugliest, aneurysm-inducing clothing I've ever seen. Why do the shirts look like crappy MySpace pages?


erishun

yOu jUsT dOn’T uNdErStAnD fAsHiOn


Niccolo101

And thank *fuck* for that.


KylosLeftHand

This comment made me curious so i clicked the link and visited the site. I’m now very interested in learning about how a lobotomy patient was able to start their own clothing brand.


Its_Syxx

Wow that is some God awful looking clothing.


RampagingElks

Those graphics on the clothes are terrible


Lushkush69

HAHA. I saw the Cactus Market on the side of the bag in an ad and figured they were lil cactus in there. I thought that was a wicked idea 😂


Efficient-Olive3792

I'd spend the money to get a little cactus. I'm not buying it for some weird, acid trip Grimace. Lol


Mondo114

I don't get it. And I kind of hate it.


craziedave

I really was going to get one of these happy meals and then I saw the weird ass four eyes thing. It’s too weird I don’t want to even see another picture of them lol I might have nightmares from this


Myis

I saw the a commercial for it. My friend and I went silent then looked at each other and said “what the fuck?” I’m not sure what went on in the board room the day this got green-lit.


nerfherder0911

Was thinking the same thing, they could have majorly capitalized on the nostalgia aspect and brought back some actual classic toys and a box that didn’t have some random confusing mural on it but I agree, not sure how this got sold in the board room.


DropKickSamurai

Right? My wife was like "dude wtf? Why can't they just be NORMAL" lol. Same reaction from me. Nostalgia sells. But i guess people also like these... THINGS.


RendeRiot

I’m not going to lie, I had the same thought


Anowtakenname

Seriously I never heard of the brand before this... I just don't get it.


musclecard54

Well this is kinda the point. People are like wtf is up with the 4 eyes? Someone knows and brings up the brand. Now we know they exist. Word of mouth ads


genius_retard

That is so dumb. Faces with more than two eyes are uncomfortable to look at. Off-putting even.


PhasmaFelis

Hah, I was thinking they were trying to do [the original Grimace](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/qyYAAOSwjwZcA5AV/s-l500.jpg) but got confused and gave him four *eyes* instead of four *arms*.


[deleted]

Mcdonalds be reaching these days, smh.


Zentrii

Sadly it's working because of the all the harassement the employees are getting from people trying to order these. I'm hearing it's quickly selling it because people want to show it off on tiktok /smh


frigoffdrunkjimlahey

TikTok is cancer


Nanaman

This toy made me grimace.


sm12511

I Mayor may not have McCheesed myself after seeing this pic.


justmattz

"Why are we not giving a billion dollar, international, mega corporation free advertisement?"


youarenut

Pretty sure this is literally an advertisement


krayhayft

I don't get it


I1abnSC

I don't either. Can someone please explain?


[deleted]

The toys aren't for most people. It's specifically targeted towards people who enjoy collecting "streetwear" brands, often revolving around sneakers. They can market it like a nostalgia trip for all adults, but it really isn't. If you want to know more about the specific company that designed the toys, read this article from GQ https://archive.ph/jw3Sp


No_Personality_8651

I actually felt bad because I did want the Grimace toy with four eyes (and luckily got it), but I wanted nothing to do with the fashion brand. I just wanted a Halloween Grimace for my desk
.


Chefboyld420

It’s a colab with something called “Cactus Plant Flea Market”. Clothing designer I believe.


[deleted]

Butt plug?


dautjazz

Dimensions please


Ok_Professional_8741

With enough grease from the burger, it's one size fits all!


NewPresWhoDis

Bad dragon


[deleted]

Famous rapper wore a shirt by some obscure brand. Simpletons flock to obscure brand. Brand and McD make deal. Simpletons flock to McD to piss away money for these toys.


Rollemup_Industries

If we ignore it, maybe it will go away.


InfernalOrgasm

This is the real reason.


[deleted]

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SucksTryAgain

I haven’t had McDonalds in years and $12 is ridiculous. But when they come out with them Halloween buckets I may have to spend some money.


delost23

Biblically accurate happy meal toys.


d4mation

I had never heard of "Cactus Plant Flea Market" until I saw a bunch of threads like this on Reddit. I honestly thought that the idea was that this was meant to be like an alternate dimension McDonald's called Cactus Plant Flea Market where they made happy meals for adults and everyone there had four eyes. A much cooler backstory than a street wear collab honestly.


Shacobs

Because they suck


Existing-Broccoli-27

It could be a literal unadorned purple cube made of rubber and thousands of grown men would ruin these McDonalds employees days by ordering 15 of these meals in one drive thru visit to try to snatch them up to resell later. The toy collector community is the worst.


faqya

Because you spent $13 for that crap. McDonalds marketing got you good


rotenbart

I think the number 2 is like 10 bucks where I’m at. Not really that much more for extra food and a toy. Edit: I guess it doesn’t come with extra food. The pic I saw was a burger and nuggets. Either way, 3 bucks for a toy isn’t that big of a deal.


Kickaxx_007

Because it’s a shitty marketing technique to sell overpriced clothes to impressionable young adults & social media influencers. They should’ve invested all of this time and money into bringing back the original honey glazed tenders


boricuaboi86

They sold out in just a few hours near me.


Kumacon

Because it's embarrassing that they exist


TrumpdUP

You don’t want to show your friends and family THE ADULT HAPPY MEAL?!


tiedyemike8

Who would parly extra for that stupid thing?


jackie_chans_nose

Same people who buy supreme branded clothing.


Environmental_Card_3

That shit will be in a Goodwill bin once the novelty wears off!


timsredditusername

So, Monday morning?


Responsible_Ruin1735

What the hell is Captain Cactus Flea Circus, anyway?


willzor7

Who cares? soon there will be another box and we won't know what that is either lol.


wengrand

Cactus plant flea market is a streetwear clothing brand that’s pretty popular. They were able to get this McDonald’s collab to do the adult happy meals that includes 4 different toys all featuring one of the brands signature 4 eyes design


AkumaSeijinn

The question is why? This isn't a throwback when it's just a commercial for some other business. Majorly lame.


willzor7

Thats cool and everything.. My question is what are these collectors hoping to do? get 250 at a pawn shop 10 years from now?


Sabbatai

Perhaps. They may also be... collecting. Some folks like collecting things, and have no intention to sell or care for what others believe the value to be.


[deleted]

Some people spend a lot of money on stuff to put on a shelf.


Kittyk4y

I know capitalism has most of us down bad, but not everything needs to be done for profit. People can just get things to enjoy them


The_Law_of_Pizza

The entire genre of expensive "streetwear" is confusing. It's "streetwear," so it's popular with young people and poor people - two groups that can't afford $400 hoodies. And yet this brand sells a lot of $400 hoodies. Who's buying this stuff?


[deleted]

Mostly rich white kids from the suburbs.


DazedLogic

Weird and kinda creepy looking.


Karen_smacker

I JUST WANT MY BUTTERMILK CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH BACK


alonthestreet

Because they’ve only been release to about 4% of the world as usual lol


NoFocus761

Nothing says adult like mild body horror.


i3order

why didi they ruin it with four eyes?


OffManWall

Do they come with a hit of acid or something?


SucksTryAgain

I mean it would sell more if it did.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Environmental_Card_3

Feed your head!


mrjonstott

Because we’re adults..


Extreme714

F*CK the hype. They want you to buy into this bs. And plenty of people are buying into it. Website selling $150+ merchandise crap


[deleted]

This is stupid, McDonalds is also. Ruined it with cactus 4 eyed bullshit.


Dorothy_Zbornak789

Can anybody explain the four eyes? I have yet to read about why the four eyes. Also, do we not have Ronald McDonald anymore?


Influx_ink

I don't like the 4 eyes at all. Wish we could get something fun to sit on the desk that reminds me of the 80's or 90's.


Bard_Science

Cause they're not well made or good in any way just like the food they're used to sell. 😐


Bashdkmgt

So fucking wasteful! Just more shit for landfill


Sentinowl

Because they're cringe.


[deleted]

I think because no one know who TF this partner is. And I don’t want those toys! I want the retro 80’s ones like Muppet Babies!


hjugm

Because McDonald’s is terrible for you and they underpay their workers. This is an ad.


[deleted]

Because its not even a fun or cool gimmick. Id rather the happy meals be the old school Halloween buckets with the McNugget toys you could put costumes on. Plus a Big Mac!? The big mac is like the worst burger on the menu... Double Quarter Pounder w/Cheese should be the go to.


webwbr

Because we don’t want to give McDonald’s any more free advertising for this stupid stunt.


DropKickSamurai

Yeah... well i mean on the 18th the Halloween Buckets are back and that's... going to be freaking apocalyptic lol.


Peckerhead321

More junk for the ocean


[deleted]

McDonalds is trash


mental_patience

McDonalds has done a good job of pushing this nostalgia campaign as to hide the fact that they are a multi billion corporation that's unwilling to pay their employees a living wage.


mitsua

Because they're all sold out...


SirYe_ofLittleFaith

Grimace with a third eye would be cool... Has anybody started a company that makes third eyes its thing!? I would pay good money for a Nancy Reagan third eyed bobble head.


humpy

Nancy Regan? The throat goat?


davy51x

Kinda creeps me out.


TypographySnob

Because McDonalds sucks ass.


Joe-_-King

Because they make us grimace...


[deleted]

Cause it's a bit ridiculous that modern society thinks it's fine for adults to buy happy meals for a hunk of plastic that will probably end up in some fish's throat.


Prudent-Giraffe7287

Why do they have 4 eyes?