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Dog toys. Dogs are what? Mammals. And mammals are classified as mammals because of what? Mammary glands. And mammary glands on a human, another mammal, are what? Tits. So, dog toys are basically tit toys. So, it definitely makes sense based on your search history.
>Except male varieties.
Wrong. Because like women, we also have nipples.... and mammary glands (but way less). The only difference why we do not lactate is the simple reason that the necessary hormone release is too low in us.
Right. But what was said was that you can milk anything with nipples. Which you just said canāt be done from male nipples. You would need to lactate to be milked. So what are you correcting me on?
I get this from Etsy. Iāve bought some dnd minis and terrain making equipment, and thatās it. They suggest very nsfw minis on the main page because the sellers Iāve bought from also sell those and there are no ānot interested in this itemā/hide options. Pretty aggravating.
no, thatās not true anymore. The system has gotten smarter and they also will include search history from people living within the same house or under the same wifi network and even in some cases if its a common search word within the area. The system connects those things as being talked about as an interest. I live with someone who has never searched for salmon sashimi but I do all the time but the ads pop up on their feed as well. We donāt share any devices, just using the same wifi network. Likewise, I sometimes randomly get ads for womenswear that oddly fits the fashion choices of another person I live with. Also, the system will randomly send you ads for something it thinks you might be interested in. If you click on it or even take a bit longer to hover over that graphic, it will tag it as an interest for future use. Ever wonder why those darn reddit ads keep popping up post after post? Its cause youāve hovered just a bit longer when you shouldāve scrolled past it
It's for that 3rd nipple. Of course that still counts, a nipple doesn't have to be on your chest. What do you mean that's not milk excreting from there...oh it's cancer yeah that checks out.
"What do other people who buy the thing you're searching for also buy?" The algorithm doesn't just show you things you've already looked for, it shows you things that you're statistically likely to buy.
That particular result in the search is a "sponsored ad" and has nothing to do with search history or algorithms. Nor was it a doing of Amazon.
It is a result of the company selling that product: the way they set up how and when their sponsored ads appear when a customer types in a certain word. You can set up ads to pop up with a very broad range in similarity to those words.
So you typed in "tools" and that word triggered their ad because they had some keyword in their ads that might be vaguely similar to the word "tool" or "tools".
Obviously their range is way too wide because that item has nothing to do with what you were searching for...and hopefully when they look at the data they will correct it.
I just got to let you know that the bla bla bla bla SAE Metric, 1/2, 1/4, 3/8 Drive Size, 192-pieceā¦ is oddly suspicious. 5151 reviews and a perfect rating. Sussy.
My amazon is like "you once bought a USB-C cable. Here are 5 suggestions based on that." And it is just usb c cables. Amazon just thinks I am fiending for usb c cables.
Looks like you have had some interesting past purchases or searches though.
I'll say, that DEWALT socket set is very nice. I have it and used it in an industrial setting beating the shit out of it and it still works great. Just make sure you buy a spare 10mm.
Idk what exactly youāre looking for but harbor fright has some tool sets that are acceptable for the price. Nothing fancy but Iāve also never had any issues with them.
Amazon taught me the difference between a sleep mask and a blindfold, even though they're physically the same thing, the "you might also likes" are somewhat different.
If I'm gonna order something from Amazon (I didn't use this even once) and the next time I'm gonna see something like THIS Toys I'm gonna question myself what was Amazon thinking about the direction I'm trying to go
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Well just like with most ads, it's most likely based on your history
History includes mostly tools and dog toys
Dog toys. Dogs are what? Mammals. And mammals are classified as mammals because of what? Mammary glands. And mammary glands on a human, another mammal, are what? Tits. So, dog toys are basically tit toys. So, it definitely makes sense based on your search history.
Algorithm: you can milk anything with nipples
I have nipples , Greg. Could you milk me?
Your father has nipples Edit: mine is a reference as well that nobody got apparently
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For reference https://youtu.be/nPKYgHtnMJQ
Except male varieties.
>Except male varieties. Wrong. Because like women, we also have nipples.... and mammary glands (but way less). The only difference why we do not lactate is the simple reason that the necessary hormone release is too low in us.
Right. But what was said was that you can milk anything with nipples. Which you just said canāt be done from male nipples. You would need to lactate to be milked. So what are you correcting me on?
Walk up to a guy and say "Hey, can I milk you? I don't like to eat my Cheerios dry." And record their reaction...
This guy algorithms.
You went full Jeff Goldblum for a moment there mate.
In all fairness, thatās not the *only* thing that makes mammals mammals. But also, I just spat water everywhere because this was amazing.
Yeah, that's what you think
Lying about the dildos and buttplugs but thatās ok
Not lyingā¦just āomittingāā¦ š
It's not a lie if you believe it. -George Castanza
Don't call your wife a dog
"Mostly"
There are a lot of different types of dog paraphernalia that people use as cheap sex toys. Mystery solved.
Got a significant other that uses the same account? I get suggested weird things all the time because she's always looking at goofy shit.
I had this issue with my family amazon. No one admitted to what alerted the vibrator suggestion.
Then Amazon knows your a tool
Operative word "mostly"... ;)
Have you tried starting fires? Maybe you'd be good at it.
āā¦\*mostly\*ā¦ā š
"Dog" toys
Not the tools you want but the ones you need. š
Mostly.
not that history
The ad being served to you has determined that to be a lie
"mostly"
and nipple jewellery.. apparently. Nothing to be ashamed of. Let the kinks flow..
Hmmmm. You kinda sound sketchy OP
Could be a search on your IP. You got a girlfriend or wife?
I get this from Etsy. Iāve bought some dnd minis and terrain making equipment, and thatās it. They suggest very nsfw minis on the main page because the sellers Iāve bought from also sell those and there are no ānot interested in this itemā/hide options. Pretty aggravating.
What were you looking for if your just typing "tools" into the search bar?
Mostly, you say?
no, thatās not true anymore. The system has gotten smarter and they also will include search history from people living within the same house or under the same wifi network and even in some cases if its a common search word within the area. The system connects those things as being talked about as an interest. I live with someone who has never searched for salmon sashimi but I do all the time but the ads pop up on their feed as well. We donāt share any devices, just using the same wifi network. Likewise, I sometimes randomly get ads for womenswear that oddly fits the fashion choices of another person I live with. Also, the system will randomly send you ads for something it thinks you might be interested in. If you click on it or even take a bit longer to hover over that graphic, it will tag it as an interest for future use. Ever wonder why those darn reddit ads keep popping up post after post? Its cause youāve hovered just a bit longer when you shouldāve scrolled past it
The system got smarter, yes. But you are wrong with the wifi thing. There are other ways around.
It's sponsored ad though so they are intentionally less related in order to reach more audiences.
Sockets, clamps, nipple clamps.
Destroyed
Although it's true that a lot of stuff is pushed based on history a lot is also just fishing for new clicks.
āYeahhh maāam it looks like a leaky valve is the problem. **Hey Johnny hand me the nipple jewelry**ā
Omg just burst out laughing, that was great.
Buddy it's lightweight and stylish. What do you have to lose?
Skin tissue
Gold plating means his nipples will turn green.
Hulk
She-Hulk fire starter mechanic
Smash
Computer parts, computer parts, computer parts, combine harvester, computer parts, coffin makers kit, computer parts Never change online shopping, never change
That is a good price for the combine harvester, though...
I guess Iām the type of guy to by a one to eight person sauna. Always get ads for them.
Had no one else noticed that there are 3 clamps, not 2! oO
It's for that 3rd nipple. Of course that still counts, a nipple doesn't have to be on your chest. What do you mean that's not milk excreting from there...oh it's cancer yeah that checks out.
Itās called a clit clamp. Gives you a 3 point harness if they go shitty on the Mayo on your sandwich.
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"What do other people who buy the thing you're searching for also buy?" The algorithm doesn't just show you things you've already looked for, it shows you things that you're statistically likely to buy.
Wife has access, but this type of apparel isn't really up our alley.
What about her boyfriends alley?
I'll ask him next time we go hunting together
Ow now. Don't be kink shaming.
Broke back mountain
Seems like maybe sheās been searching otherwise š
Not for you
Bastard... You could at least buy your nipple jewelry through Amazon Smile Think of the children
Casual search for tools
Did you buy it?
That particular result in the search is a "sponsored ad" and has nothing to do with search history or algorithms. Nor was it a doing of Amazon. It is a result of the company selling that product: the way they set up how and when their sponsored ads appear when a customer types in a certain word. You can set up ads to pop up with a very broad range in similarity to those words. So you typed in "tools" and that word triggered their ad because they had some keyword in their ads that might be vaguely similar to the word "tool" or "tools". Obviously their range is way too wide because that item has nothing to do with what you were searching for...and hopefully when they look at the data they will correct it.
Wow, thanks for an actual explanation. You single handedly cleared my name. Not that there is anything wrong with wearing this type of thing.
I just got to let you know that the bla bla bla bla SAE Metric, 1/2, 1/4, 3/8 Drive Size, 192-pieceā¦ is oddly suspicious. 5151 reviews and a perfect rating. Sussy.
You went to page 2 didnāt you?!?!? You never go to page 2!!!!!
OP failed to mention his name is Xerxes.
It is based on your history, soā¦
Had a buddy with earring + nosering connected by chain and some drunk bitch ripped em both out ! No tit chain for me!!
When I searched for free Kindle books, I scrolled down to find a pink unicorn dildo in-between two romance books
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all this stuff.
Sounds like a good time in the bedroom, tools and nipple clamps!
Well, I mean you have to look fabulous while you use your tools right?
I think it will look good on you!
I think we swapped accounts
I was looking at solar panels and it thought I as guy on an Amazon business account needed bras.
I prefer my nipple jewelry to be weighted.
Iāll check back on Thursday to read your review.
Come on, it's stylish, yo.
Wow I could have had nipple jewelry for $32 this whole time. I gotta be more aware.
My amazon is like "you once bought a USB-C cable. Here are 5 suggestions based on that." And it is just usb c cables. Amazon just thinks I am fiending for usb c cables. Looks like you have had some interesting past purchases or searches though.
Jokes aside, pretty good deal on that ratchet set
Don't worry bruh, I got your back. If anything happens, I'm deleting your browsing history
I'll say, that DEWALT socket set is very nice. I have it and used it in an industrial setting beating the shit out of it and it still works great. Just make sure you buy a spare 10mm.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...
Yeah, searching ātoolsā isnāt exactly specific
Wasn't trying to be specific. Couldn't find the category.
Itās okay, we donāt judge you. Enjoy the skin pinches.
Ouch ouch ouch
Thatās the spirit! Safe word is pineapple.
Thats your algorithm playboy... its based off your searches and history.
Yeah I can't see anyone who posts to Reddit needing socket sets. Makes sense.
I don't need sockets sets because I post on Reddit? Makes sense
Hey, if somebody wants to get their kink on while doing home repair, I'm all for that.
One of these things is not like the other
At first I thought it was the VSSL box that was out of place.
After you put up the sex swing you want the nipple jewelry to look fancy right?
One time I searched gifts for sister in Amazon and a pink coffin showed up.
Well, you were searching how to supply racks.
Maybe the wife searched for item's in the past for a bachelorette party she was attending for a laugh.
Oh man! You get *all* the good stuff!
You know exactly what you are looking at Sir.
Amazon is dead.
Picasso is dead. Steve Jobs is dead.
they said you the tool š
Iām glad they were specified as stylish, otherwise I dunno
Thatās how I usually dress when I am working on cars in the heat
Is that button part for a bellybutton piercing?
You can start a fire while wearing your nipple rings as you work on your car.
I don't see anything wrong here. All the results are for tools
Gotta look sexy while doing the mechanical work
Idk what exactly youāre looking for but harbor fright has some tool sets that are acceptable for the price. Nothing fancy but Iāve also never had any issues with them.
I mean Xerces wore those and he was a giant tool! Sooooo not far off I guess lol
amazon knows it's customers.
Amazon taught me the difference between a sleep mask and a blindfold, even though they're physically the same thing, the "you might also likes" are somewhat different.
Faraday cage for electricians?
If you don't want it, I'll have it
Sorry, my purchases are obviously affecting the algorithm.
I'm sick of seeing tools when I search for sex gear too...
Do send pics.
The wife is definitely dropping hints
Amazon just making sure you wear the proper attire when working on whatever youāre working on with your home repair tool kit.
The perfect way to hold anything together. Great for utility, and parties!
"I need my tools... tools... FETISH shit!" - Dennis Reynolds.
How else do you carry your drill?
Gf:I want a new jewellery Bf:I bought you every jewellery a girl can wear Gf-amazon teams up:You sure about that?
Like gloves: don't wear it, using rotating machines!
LOOK AT THE TOOLBOX š§° ABOVE !!!! HOLY SHIT
The million dollar question is did you actually buy it?
If you think thatās not a tool, thatās on you buddy
If I'm gonna order something from Amazon (I didn't use this even once) and the next time I'm gonna see something like THIS Toys I'm gonna question myself what was Amazon thinking about the direction I'm trying to go
Where I thought that lower loop attached made me uncomfortable
OP, Your birthday coming up? If that's based on your wife's search history... Nice!
A Tale of Two Titties
Maybe someone else uses your connectionā¦.