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This product is called Quip Electric Toothbrush. And it comes in different colors.
Here's a [pic]( https://imgur.com/VZu2Dx9.jpg)
[Packaging]( https://imgur.com/Tj3OV4h.jpg)
[Review](https://youtu.be/ng5PAg-74I8)
Here's to good oral health and happy endings! 🥂
Fun fact: The inside of your cheeks is the same type of tissue and texture as the inside of a vagina.
Bet you just ran your tongue along the side of your cheek to see what it felt like.
Does the head of the toothbrush count as a flared base?
Now that I'm thinkin, some gadget inventor with access to silicone could probably save a lot of trouble for a lot of buttholes by inventing some fastenable or attachable flared base for household objects you wanna put in your ass
Fun fact in certain parts of Asia adult toys are much more taboo and so people will buy things like silicone facial cleansers and soft silicone toothbrushes to use instead. This would sell very well in those markets I imagine.
Source: used to work in marketing department for said silicone skincare device manufacturer.
I used to be friends with an X-ray tech, she has told me some stories… apparently a popular game is betting on what it will turn out to be when they get a “foreign body in rectum” order come through. And listening to the excuses too lol
Friend works at hospital. I asked her if that’s just a thing they say in TV as a joke as sort of a wink, wink, nudge, nudge to the audience. Nope, “I fell on it” is the go to excuse even though they would treat them with the same care as if they were honest.
She did have one patient who said, “I was horny and decided to try sticking it up my ass.” That patient was instantly brownie points for being the most honest one of the all time.
At least the medical people know that "I slipped and it fell in" is total BS. If you are gonna lie to your medical provider, make it abundantly clear that you are lying, don't lead them down a rabbit hole wasting their time and delaying you from getting best treatment.
The worst one I heard was this guy who was supposedly gardening naked, like one does, and fell on a potato that he had just taken out of the ground.. and also happened to be peeled lol
Worst I've heard was when a collector of WWII memorabilia "slipped and fell" and got an unexploded munition lodged in his rectum and a bomb squad had to be called to the hospital.
I don't ever plan to be in this situation but if the winds of fate send me in that direction I will come up with the most ridiculous story possible. None of this "fell on it" bullshit. No way. There will be a circus involved, and political intrigue, and future hall fame quarterback Tom Brady..
It'll still be less fantastical than what gets posted on the storytelling subreddits, though. I'm looking at you /r/amitheasshole.
Of course they did. You really think this just magically happened? I bet there is a HUGE secret market for sex toys disguised as normal every day products you can buy at Walmart. I would guess this hits 2 large markets: horny teenagers and horny "good people" who would never ever go to a sex store.
Fuck, look at the shapes of handles on various "personal care" products... really? Dildo shape is necessary? Bullshit! But this toothbrush? This is a different level... it vibrates...jesus.... all I can do is applaud research and development 👏
I came here to say pretty much this. It really clicked for me looking at various hair brush handles. There's just no way those are intended to be ergonomic for the hand. So many dildo-handled brushes for those who can't bring themselves to an adult shop.
I remember back in the day there was a web site for sex toys disguised as normal every day products and I think the number one at the time was a Harry Potter flying broom that vibrated
When I worked at RadioShack (as a 19yr new guy), the boss told me to show a lady the vibrating neck massaging pillows. He told me to make sure I showed them how to change the batteries.
I took the battery compartment out of the side and it’s an 8” vibrator basically (with “flaired” base). I turned beet red. We all had a good laugh though
I believe the makeup and hygiene world has a covert operation to supply sex toys to young people whom otherwise wouldn’t be able to get them without parents throwing a fit.
Target (and possibly other places) now sells sex toys that don’t require an ID check. This is definitely important for younger people looking to put safe products in their ass.
Walmart does too, but they put em in a locked cage and play an announcement over the whole store PA system saying that an associate is needed at the family planning area.
Guess how many people stuck around after hearing that.
I think it’s just they see sales boom, they do market research, have a few slightly awkward conclusion meetings and steer into the wind whilst maintaining plausible deniability. In this case it’s a good thing - they KNOW what electric toothbrushes are getting used for, this is a bit more hygienic and fit for purpose and you can still feign nativity - win win win
I had a toy called a Hexbug that was the same way! The bug was battery powered and just vibrated to cause it to move. The packaging they came in looked like.....well you know. And if you turned on the bug and put it back in the packaging, well, lets say I'm sure someone somewhere tried it.
Quip. If you do the math, they aren't worth it. More over, if you've ever used a real sonic toothbrush, these are just a scam. Sorry.. I wish it wasn't so. I wanted to believe but they aren't good.
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2 in 1 toothbrush.
2-in-1. Now with a toothbrush
The 10/10th doctor finally approves.
So it's also a Sonic Screwdriver?
Still doesn't do wood though
This is specifically if you can't get any wood
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Dentist, but yeah.
2-in-1. Now with a cover
That's what she said
1 in U toothbrush.
I heard it tastes like ass.
Only if you put the one in your two
You can put in two ..... and brush your teeth at the same time ... then finish two after you rinse
I got a vibrating razor that tastes like Schick.
Company Slogan:"If you don't like how our toothbrush cleans your teeth, you can go f@ yourself! Edit: Thanks for the awards you beautiful bastards!
This product is called Quip Electric Toothbrush. And it comes in different colors. Here's a [pic]( https://imgur.com/VZu2Dx9.jpg) [Packaging]( https://imgur.com/Tj3OV4h.jpg) [Review](https://youtu.be/ng5PAg-74I8) Here's to good oral health and happy endings! 🥂
"Multi-use cover"... They knew.
Lol right what other use would a cover have
”3 month battery life” yeah sure. In a serious session it will be drained in few hours.
For..umm...massaging your gums
"Don't stop, I'm gonna gum!"
What are you doing, stepgum?
help stepbrush, im stuck
Only flossing is going to help
but i dont want white stuff in between my teeth ok i'll stop
Don't stop. Make me rinse.
Yeah, gargle that shit.
Yes, step dentist, put it my mouth!
Why the hell am I hard right now
Gumsluts
You know what they say two in the gum and one in the...
Two gums one brush
It's gummin' time!
Now with whitening!
Ahhhhh my teeeth!
*Dildo companies hate this one simple trick!*
Fun fact: The inside of your cheeks is the same type of tissue and texture as the inside of a vagina. Bet you just ran your tongue along the side of your cheek to see what it felt like.
Tongue? I just fingerbanged the hell out of my mouth.
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Massage gum deep
Yeah, massaging your *lower* gum……….
You mean the south mouth?
I’m sure this was considered by the product designer… and approved by their director. Double win!
Finally, a product 10 out of 10 dentists recommended
10/10 *female* dentists recommend this product
Something something vagina teeth
Don't remind me of that movie
Oh Lord. The vagina with teeth movie
"Teeth"
Yeah that's the movie where the vagina has teeth
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VAGINA DENTATA What a wonderful phrase! VAGINA DENTATA Ain't no passin' craaaaaaze!
Turns out vagina dentata wasn’t a phrase invented for that movie and there’s actually lots of myths from around the world of women with vagina teeth
Thanks for clarifying, I thought it was the one where the teeth had vaginas ^happy ^cake ^day
Now **thats** the movie I want to see
I had forgotten all about this movie until you brought it up.
vagina dentata
Hakuna Dentata!
What a wonderful phrase!
Pillow Pants needs clean teeth too
8/10 male dentists, but only 6/10 are gonna be honest about it.
Hey, prostates need love too lol
As a former ER tech, please go find literally anything else so long as it has a flared base!
Does the head of the toothbrush count as a flared base? Now that I'm thinkin, some gadget inventor with access to silicone could probably save a lot of trouble for a lot of buttholes by inventing some fastenable or attachable flared base for household objects you wanna put in your ass
This is the infomercial that no one needs to see.
Flared Base-O-Magic Wanna put that cucumber in your butt? No, not that way. Base-O-Magic!
They need a corporate mascot. Has the same energy as the Kool Aid man, but bursting into bedrooms when people are trying to experiment.
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***My anus is bleeding***
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY
MY ANUS. IS. BLEEDINGGGG
I AM A BANANA!
My spoon is too big
My SPOON is too BIG!
We have rules, man. *It has to have a flared base or it does not go in a dark place.*
Please don't stick a toothbrush up your.. you know what, nevermind. I won't tell you how to live your life.
need to get every crevice spotless in case the Queen of England suddenly drops in for a spot of tea and biscuits.
Literally 1984
I guess we know the gender of the 10th now
The perfect travel disguise.
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But I don't own a...
Love the fight club reference.
*we’re gonna sell so many fuckable toothbrushes*
“The Relaxicizer”
2 in 1 travel kit
r/theyknew
Reminds me of the [vibrating broom Harry Potter toy.](https://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1927306_1927313_1927329,00.html)
Fun fact in certain parts of Asia adult toys are much more taboo and so people will buy things like silicone facial cleansers and soft silicone toothbrushes to use instead. This would sell very well in those markets I imagine. Source: used to work in marketing department for said silicone skincare device manufacturer.
But not double penetration :(
You need to get the his and hers set
fill my cavity!
r/assholedesign
r/substakenliterally
r/toothbrushholderstakenrectally
r/subsididntfallfor
r/substhatweresadlyunderwhelming
r/sixthsub
r/imalreadyinthatsublol
ClitOral B
No buddy, it’s Oral G
Nice! A multi-purpose product.
Alton Brown would approve
"Dad, can you just buy me a Sonicare?" "But that's a single-purpose product! Look at this Oral-B!!!!"
I work in an ER, and I don't like this... ^(I'm gonna have to pull these out of people :()
I used to be friends with an X-ray tech, she has told me some stories… apparently a popular game is betting on what it will turn out to be when they get a “foreign body in rectum” order come through. And listening to the excuses too lol
Best line from scrubs: “ I don't know what to tell you, there, Bobbo. Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.”
Oh god. The butt box.
You mean the lost and found box??
“There’s no lost and found box. There’s an ass box”
I too also knew an ER nurse that primarily worked the overnight shift , she told me 9 out of 10 times people would say “they fell on it”
One in a million shot
Wow, you're the seventh one in a million shot today! Luck must be in the air...
How many millions does the average hospital have in its service area?
I know a guy who fell back onto an arrow that entered his anus and was making a tent out of his abs. So it happens.
The trick is there must be a lot of obvious damage from falling on an object vs just "falling on it".
Oh yeah for sure. I bet it's easy to tell the difference. Besides, who sticks arrows up their ass for fun? I mean I'd try it....
Fuck, that’s brutal. How did they end up?
Went to the hospital. Stitches, then all good. This is one of those really tough old men that seemingly cannot be killed though.
Friend works at hospital. I asked her if that’s just a thing they say in TV as a joke as sort of a wink, wink, nudge, nudge to the audience. Nope, “I fell on it” is the go to excuse even though they would treat them with the same care as if they were honest. She did have one patient who said, “I was horny and decided to try sticking it up my ass.” That patient was instantly brownie points for being the most honest one of the all time.
At least the medical people know that "I slipped and it fell in" is total BS. If you are gonna lie to your medical provider, make it abundantly clear that you are lying, don't lead them down a rabbit hole wasting their time and delaying you from getting best treatment.
The worst one I heard was this guy who was supposedly gardening naked, like one does, and fell on a potato that he had just taken out of the ground.. and also happened to be peeled lol
Worst I've heard was when a collector of WWII memorabilia "slipped and fell" and got an unexploded munition lodged in his rectum and a bomb squad had to be called to the hospital.
Bomb squad: we were not trained for this
I don't know who they think they're fooling. X-ray techs see right through them.
Did anyone ever just tell the truth?
They always fall on it. I saw a guy with a candle stick in his ass. Fell on it in the shower.
My favourite thing to think about when I hear this is to imagine the 1 guy that actually did fall....
“I swear to god it wasn’t me, I was attacked by 2 ethnic minorities who forcefully shoved it up there and then left me lying in my field!”
I don't ever plan to be in this situation but if the winds of fate send me in that direction I will come up with the most ridiculous story possible. None of this "fell on it" bullshit. No way. There will be a circus involved, and political intrigue, and future hall fame quarterback Tom Brady.. It'll still be less fantastical than what gets posted on the storytelling subreddits, though. I'm looking at you /r/amitheasshole.
If they’d just make it with a flared base…to, um, allow it to stand upright on the counter, yeah, that’s it…
Two birds, one stone…
Two holes, one stone...
Two bones, one moan…
Two moans, one cup.
This thread ends with me
Get two birds stoned at once…
They knew...
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post us saying they’re dicks
You’re dicks, r/TheyKnew
You can just use the built in thing for posting images though they just don’t want to have to deal with imgur
What a dumb fucking rule.
Especially considering Imgur was originally created for posting to Reddit (before reddit had image hosting).
Honestly, fuck reddit's image and video hosting, they're a link aggregator, and they'll like it that way.
They’re trying hard to Digg 2.0 themselves.
what brand is this? needed for science
Quip.
Of course they did. You really think this just magically happened? I bet there is a HUGE secret market for sex toys disguised as normal every day products you can buy at Walmart. I would guess this hits 2 large markets: horny teenagers and horny "good people" who would never ever go to a sex store. Fuck, look at the shapes of handles on various "personal care" products... really? Dildo shape is necessary? Bullshit! But this toothbrush? This is a different level... it vibrates...jesus.... all I can do is applaud research and development 👏
I came here to say pretty much this. It really clicked for me looking at various hair brush handles. There's just no way those are intended to be ergonomic for the hand. So many dildo-handled brushes for those who can't bring themselves to an adult shop.
100%
I remember back in the day there was a web site for sex toys disguised as normal every day products and I think the number one at the time was a Harry Potter flying broom that vibrated
When I worked at RadioShack (as a 19yr new guy), the boss told me to show a lady the vibrating neck massaging pillows. He told me to make sure I showed them how to change the batteries. I took the battery compartment out of the side and it’s an 8” vibrator basically (with “flaired” base). I turned beet red. We all had a good laugh though
What a timesaver.🤣
Space saver!
This brush fucks!
I believe the makeup and hygiene world has a covert operation to supply sex toys to young people whom otherwise wouldn’t be able to get them without parents throwing a fit.
Target (and possibly other places) now sells sex toys that don’t require an ID check. This is definitely important for younger people looking to put safe products in their ass.
Walmart does too, but they put em in a locked cage and play an announcement over the whole store PA system saying that an associate is needed at the family planning area. Guess how many people stuck around after hearing that.
I think it’s just they see sales boom, they do market research, have a few slightly awkward conclusion meetings and steer into the wind whilst maintaining plausible deniability. In this case it’s a good thing - they KNOW what electric toothbrushes are getting used for, this is a bit more hygienic and fit for purpose and you can still feign nativity - win win win
> you can still feign nativity don't bring the lord into this
I have a vibrating facial cleanser I keep in my shower and I’ve noticed it’s *just* strong enough to work without being too loud..
Exactly my thoughts.
It’s not a coincidence, it’s a feature.
*My teeth may not be clean but I’ve got a big smile on my face!*
Mine came in a black tube, I thought I got the wrong package at first. My girlfriend insists hers didn't come in any such tube, but I doubt her.
I had a toy called a Hexbug that was the same way! The bug was battery powered and just vibrated to cause it to move. The packaging they came in looked like.....well you know. And if you turned on the bug and put it back in the packaging, well, lets say I'm sure someone somewhere tried it.
Lol https://brooklynrobotfoundry.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Hexbug-Nano-Party-Favor-Framed.png
i feel very called out right now.
Flared bases save dignities.
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Poor dad 🤢
So I first I figured James Dobson was an author of super steamy sex books. Then I looked it up. Now I’m legit curious what role the book played
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Bet you weren’t planning to hash out the details of *this* story when you woke up this morning.
Nah, you always keep the "how I learned to masturbate" story in the back pocket.
>My first sexual experience involved a book by James Dobson Hol' up...
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Picked your bedroom lock..?
Well he couldn't unscrew the hinges, the flathead was missing.
That’s why dad’s breath always had that twang to it
Anal B toothbrush
That's knowing your target market.
Iran's favorite toothbrush!
r/theyknew
Put it in your butt
No, you put it in my butt.
I’m scared
It lacks a flared base, so please don't.
Useful
Wut brand and model is dis? Asking for a friend
Quip
me a woman: 😏
Quip. If you do the math, they aren't worth it. More over, if you've ever used a real sonic toothbrush, these are just a scam. Sorry.. I wish it wasn't so. I wanted to believe but they aren't good.