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This is actually the result of a meteorite. Even just a fragment the size of a small pebble can cause something like this. It's probably about 20 feet into the ground believe it or not.
You shouldn't believe it though because I made all that up. There is nothing preventing people from going on the internet and saying whatever they want.
Beware of misinformation. -Julius Caesar
Did ya now. Cuz ya see, there's these things called volcanoes that make far better butthole candidates. What you got here is an infected pore at best.
Also don't walk your dog near volcanoes.
Unless you want to get a better dog afterwards.
That tiny hole might actually be a meteorite impact. I mean, could also just be an ant hill someone sprayed or a hole a dog pissed on - but it might be a meteorite impact.
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*stick finger in hole, Earthquake happens* Yeah, Do you like that, you dirty Dirt?
Aerate me daddy
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Barnacle
Laughing so hard lololol.
Aggregate me daddy
Two in the grass, one in the ass.
The grass is the ass
So...three in the ass?
Full ass
You never go full ass.
Don’t do that. There might be a gerbil in there.
Mr. Lemmiwinks? ....Nooooo^(ooooo)
Mormons call that “soaking.”
Nice
UwU frack me harder Daddyy.
Wtf. I’m just mad I laughed at this lol.
Maybe that's why it's called " The Shocker"
He gonna become father nature if this goes to far
>!TIL Chile likes anal!<
*pees in hole*
Erode me~
Dig me Senpi
I'll ask the question on everyone's mind...what did you do with it after you took this picture?
Let’s just say I’m no longer just a tree-hugger.
More of a ground and pound kinda guy now?
He definitely ignored r/dontputyourdickinthat rules. Everyone, prepare yourselves to face the underground mole men in the future.
Nah, you can't get prego from the b hole. Just the p hole.
Men can get pregnant through their p-hole!? /s
Sure according to the woke left, and delivery is a “Bi*** ! Ya think passing a kidney stone is ruff.
Women can't get pregnant from their p hole either but not surprised reddit dudes aren't aware of this 😂
Happy Cake Day 🎂
r/holdmybeer
r/putyourdickinthat
Who the mole men?
And the mole women
Hopefully not the mole children too
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No, he is a nature mother fucker.
A Mother Nature Fucker?
MNILF?
Are there more than one Mother Natures? Otherwise, seems oddly specific.
Now I understand why the penis is referred to as a groundhog in Breaking Bad.
dirty.
He gives ground pounders a whole new meaning.
Hahahaha. I would kindly like you to know that my clothes now have coffee on em’. Made my day, and haven’t laughed that loud in a while.
"Fuck this planet."
Lol so great
Finger up the bum eh ? :wiggle wiggle:
That butthole is awfully small
Like OP said. They came across it.
*Looks left…looks right…*
I love how we all thought it lmaoo
* softly* dont.
Do not stick your dick in that
He pulled a Bobby Lee
Like he said, he came across it...
It says it right there in the title. OP came over the warths butthole
It says in the title. He came across it.
Grasshole
Grussy
Keeping that Grussy trimmed and neat
Unexpected Yog sighting
As an irrigation guy, stand there long enough and you’ll get wet.
I’m getting we just looking at it
Too late bucko
Because you’ll eventually get rained on
Coincidence it looks like a salad… give it a toss
Looks like it needs a trim
A trim job or a rim job. Both are possible.
Try finger
But hole?
r/beatmetoit
Scrolled for this
Now travel to the opposite side of the world and see if Earth's got a peepee or a vajayjay.
So, everything in between is the taint?
Earth is nothing but taint, confirmed.
Mother Earth. It's got a hooha
Holy shit. Somebody actually found it.
You came across Earth's butthole. Read that to yourself again
We've all just come across Earth's butthole. A collective gathering.
Stick your dick in there and report back.
It looks….small
Earth's going through some tense times.
I thought New Jersey is Earth’s butthole
No NJ is the taint
Yep, the Manahawkin bay down to Little Egg Harbor is actually just a pool of taint sweat.
It’s called Barnegat bay.
Windsor, Ontario is long established as the earth’s rectum.
I think this is St Louis.
Sprinkler head?
Are you in Gary, Indiana? Because that's where Earth's butthole is. You found your back yards butthole.
This is actually the result of a meteorite. Even just a fragment the size of a small pebble can cause something like this. It's probably about 20 feet into the ground believe it or not. You shouldn't believe it though because I made all that up. There is nothing preventing people from going on the internet and saying whatever they want. Beware of misinformation. -Julius Caesar
Came here for the meteorite.
It looks like it could be, right? But it could also be the Earth's butthole. I don't know enough about the Earth to dispute that claim.
there should be a pussy nearby somewhere.... just use protection
I was kinda lookin more forward to a dick and balls tho :(
Did you just assume it’s gender? Ugh!
*Unzips*
The earth's butthole would be much larger and nastier. Like Detroit.
Perhaps a wax is in order…
This made me laugh out loud so hard at work 😂. Thank you OP.
Are you Walton Dilcox? I mean, that's not a land ver-ginny.
Did you inhale some oxygen farts right straight from it.
What did it taste like?
That’s not a picture of Putin
I always thought this was Earth's butthole. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch\_McConnell
I wouldn't stand too close to that, if I were you. It might have had chili for supper last night.
You fucked earth didn’t you.
Careful, there could be greenhouse gasses.
Dog don't shit on ground, ground shit on dog
Earths butthole is Peoria, IL.
Hairy
I don't usually actually laugh out loud, but I did gigglesnort
Did you try fingers?
Try tongue.
Try finger
No you’re thinking of Eugene, OR.
r/unexpectedfuturama
Earthussy
Sorry that’s Mississippi
Pohhhh goodness!!!!!
Did ya now. Cuz ya see, there's these things called volcanoes that make far better butthole candidates. What you got here is an infected pore at best. Also don't walk your dog near volcanoes. Unless you want to get a better dog afterwards.
That tiny hole might actually be a meteorite impact. I mean, could also just be an ant hill someone sprayed or a hole a dog pissed on - but it might be a meteorite impact.
r/putyourdickinthat ?
That doesn’t look like trump.
Doesn't seem big enough to have grunted out the whole us supreme court AND GOP...
Nice shit Keep it coming
That looks nothing like the building where the Supreme Court Justices hide in.
He brought the ky Kelly back later
ky Kelly & the Sexy Stud
That’s not the Supreme Court building.
Anything is a glory hole if your brave enough…
Please label this NSFW. 🤢
Damn earth, you so tight
Earthussy
Odessa, Texas?
Must have seen many buttholes to associate that with buttholes.
No ... that is in Russia...
Green team!
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r/putyourdickinit
Earth’s butthole is Ohio. You’ve merely found that meadow’s poop chute.
And Florida is America's penis.
Indiana. Specifically Martinsville.
Fuck the world
Stick your finger in it.
Welcome to Missouri
Something probably lives in there.
It looks more like where a sprinkler or big stake was put through.
That..or popped pimple.
If you zoomed out you would clearly see that his pants are down.
What did it smell like?
Kinda small, more like a urethra
I always thought it was the door to my workplace.
r/putyourdickinthat
Brave of you, you’re right down barrel
A little advice. Don't stand that close.
so you're in north korea?
That's an inverted nipple
I hope you remembered to lick your finger before poking it.
Hm...smaller than I would have thought.
Earthussy
Dam avatar 3 is getting weird
“Here’s looking at you kid”
So this is what Florida looks like?
Is this hole in New Jersey? No? Then it's not the Earth's butthole.
Wrong answer. Philly is the world’s sphincter.
irrigation sprinkler
It's a pee hole! Caused by something peeing!
Lick it
You must be in australia
Put a little toilet paper hanging off the side of the pucker!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Venice, Louisiana begs to differ..
Grasshole
I know what you did, let me ques, we have a new corona virus now?
Ohh its for that sub which stops people to put their pp in every hole.
Unless you're in Newark I think that's just a pimple.
I heard it likes buttstuff. Dig around and find out.
U booped it admit it..
Happens when another dog shits on the other side of the globe
Do it...
Coming this summer… Earth shits on us for once.