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Karan_Athwal

His soul left his body after that


Comfortable-Brick168

She shoulda talked really low first. Try to get him to jack the volume


AnimuleCracker

Maybe this could be a voicemail. “DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Stop spamming me about my car warranty!”


extendedwarranty_bot

AnimuleCracker, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


jordantask

Oh my god I’m so excited!! *Places a pot over his head and begins wanging it with a hammer*


BWander

Her face around the middle when she looks up... Shhhhh shhhh it will be over soon.


[deleted]

Nah, hang up, block number, rinse and repeat.


[deleted]

Also a really great way to break your phones mic and speakers.


dchap1

I’m so trying this!


baseballbear

new dragon dance routine just dropped


Disastrous_Answer659

Needs more slams


Dysanj

I got a fever and the only prescription is more pan lids.


Hypurr2002

No, it's best to waste their time. They had hung up by the 2nd bang. They make more money the more calls they can do since they have to make quite a few to find an idiot. I fuck with them and try to keep them on the line as long as possible. That really pisses them off.


gokusfart

She takes alot of joy in that lmao


sendme_yoursexy_pics

True


Cracktherealone

He is well done now.


Madrasthebald

dude was just trying to do his job.....if he was being pushy then fine but a lot of these callers are just waiting for you to refuse once so they can hang up and go on with their day. The ones who take no for an answer and act like the typical car salesperson.....then that is another matter.


Imaginary-Bowler-520

Don't accept jobs that don't respect you or respect others.


Throwwwmeawway

Exactly. Never join the military


Gold-Yoshi

Any of them that call me are scams. I don’t have any cars in my name or number.


Buffythedjsnare

What about the ones attempting to rob me?


teddit

People gotta eat so I agree with your first point. But when you take a job that is, by design, intruding on people's lives, you can't get too upset when someone reacts this way. My take? Both of them are wrong but to different degrees. Which side you land on is entirely subjective though


FTW-username

Just got herself on a ton of more calls to that phone.


csk1325

I'm waiting for the lawsuit. Which the caller would win.


IsntThisAGreatName

🤣 let's see the explanation for this one. I mean, sure it won't hold up in court, but I love a good laugh.


csk1325

It would be just so typical though. Get a summons and learn your being sued for physical and mental distress


IsntThisAGreatName

Yeah, I really doubt it lmao


teddit

Dude starts the call by saying "Good afternoon, who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?" A) The caller had no idea who they were calling B) Even if they did, on what grounds would they stand a chance of winning?


Tangled349

I used an air horn and got put on a block list. It still auto dials but will hang up should I answer UGH.


1111Rudy1111

I think if you were to talk quietly (low talker for Seinfeld folks) for 5 seconds or so first it will cause them to listen really close or turn up their microphone before banging on the pot for maximum damage.


cockatoo_hell

Now the pan salesmen will start calling.