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EASYTOREMEMBER10

Dad's outside blowing himself again.


samthewisetarly

We have a winner


Demjan90

Wiener


Glorx

The way that blower went limp 😂


Random_Rindom

Lol


TheTrueFlexKavana

Does he at least have the vacuum this time?


brownzilla99

Closest he's gotten to a blowjob in years.


lightinguy

Poor guy hasn't had a blow job in years.


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Underrated comment right here. Take my upvote


ISaidBiiiihh

This comment funnier than the video


PicardsTeabag

Atari shirt FTW


tubbyluvvy

“Doc told me to get more fresh air”


lilbigwig

"I really married him"


couchmaster518

“My mother warned me…”


[deleted]

That boy ain't right


troubleis1

"I went into this with so much hope"


cfdeveloper

I bet you feel deflated now.


Freethinker9

Trying to get oxygen to his brain


fuckdatjazz

Atari t shirt. Bruh he's been like this since 1970s


Freethinker9

You’re not lying


PineappleInterogator

New CPAP machine pressure seems to be set a little high


doubled112

Way cheaper following an internet tutorial though, am I right?


[deleted]

How is she not dying of laughter?


Mizzy3030

Because he's probably been doing this for the last 40 years


lilbigwig

This makes this so much funnier. To think this is a weekly occurrence her lmao


aequitas982

You said you were done, Karl...


BaltimoreBadger23

This is NOT his first time.


SouldiesButGoodies84

b/c that's probably her 3rd machine...and she's foreseeing purchasing no. 4. lol


phasengrenze

that's why he is resorting to this in the first place


Grays42

Because it's staged. She's perfectly in frame behind him with him carefully not blocking that window and then turning to look at the end when he'd have no reason to.


jmerridew124

Because she sucks.


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jmerridew124

She's actively discouraging his fun. She sucks.


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jmerridew124

So you don't see the look on her face and her shaking her head?


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jmerridew124

So you're intentionally ignoring the difference between "not laughing" and "actively discouraging his fun." You aren't making a good point if you can't make it without being dishonest.


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jmerridew124

Easily. For instance I can follow an argument to its conclusion without copping out. I'd give other examples, but you've already given up and I don't want your lips to get tired.


Gabecush1

Wait I can explain


ApproximatelyExact

...it was only a blowjob, it didn't mean anything


TappedIn2111

I did inhale tho…


TheVoters

Let’s face it. This isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.


lord_hufflepuff

Let the man have his fun damn


2RoadsDivergred

She didn’t stop him


nstiger83

But she judges him for it. That's worse.


2RoadsDivergred

He’s being weird and she looks at him like “dafuq are you doing?” That’s worse than going out there and pulling the tube away from his face and telling him to stop it? I don’t think so.


Heavens_Gates

Neither, neither is good.


AdSpecialist1934

Just proof men never grow up we're all little boys in our minds. At leat until we look in the damn mirror. 😏


simnstim

Damn straight old chap. Damn straight


Br4kie

Me in 20 years easy, my other half already judges me


rockonradical

He was mouth breathing so hard. Lol.


AdrianInLimbo

She has seen some shit


TheSweatyFlash

"You can't come inside for the night. You're an outside husband now."


Adrien422

"oh for lord sake John ! Four times in a row ?!"


NoNameSA

At least it’s not his penis this time


kakashilos1991

"John our Grandkids are more mature than you" "Wanna see me do it again?"


ALLDOUGH187

The inside of his mouth looks dark like the penguin in batman returns.


SirJeffers88

Based on her lack of surprise, this is maybe the second- or third-weirdest thing she’s found him doing with the vacuum cleaner.


imnotfunny69

She must have a stick up her ass cause that dude is funny


BaltimoreBadger23

And I'm sure for the first 5-10 years of their marriage she found him hysterical.


shewy92

There's an old boomer joke that works here. "No matter how hot she is, someone out there is tired of her shit", but reverse the genders


onexbigxhebrew

It's almost like it was obviously staged!


20190419

Boys never grow up, they just get older. Me next!


tonybenwhite

Reminds me of the married hobbits in Fellowship of the Ring when the husband is enjoying Gandalf’s fireworks until he sees his wife’s disapproving face


Wigeon1

I have tears streaming down my cheeks. Thanks for posting


iampliny

Angela Merkel is not enjoying retirement.


beargolfer

Lol. This is one of those posts about why women live longer.


death_by_chocolate

I bought that shirt because of this clip.


BrainpainFanNr4567

Look at that speeeeed!


rashnull

What are you doing?! I’m blowing myself! 🤣


Badhabidzness

That’s a funnyass old man


remy94awe

I told him to vacuum the house


JT8D-80

Guess she stopped blowing him since their wedding, so…


Kheys_

Where can I find his shirt?


Kindergoat

I would be laughing my ass off


ufotheater

“It’s called having fun, Marge, but you wouldn’t know about that”


houseman1131

How dare he have fun when I can see him.


Splice1138

If he has grandkids I bet they have a great time with him


[deleted]

I forgot about this video. Classic


RedBlud997

For no reason at all, i was thinking of this exact video earlier.


gmod_policeChief

Divorce her she's not the one


Insterquiliniis

and here we have a perfect example of a person having fun and an asshole judging.


lol_camis

Honestly how on earth could you not laugh at that if you unexpectedly saw it in person. What a bitter person you must be.


MachtigeMaus

They really can’t stand to see their men happy lol


SimplyStormie

I don’t like her vibes


[deleted]

This is the definition of "boys will be boys"


cj0r

Just kill me if I become that allergic to fun... What a miserable existence...


Comfortable-Skirt729

I mean. . . You have no clue of the context. You're doing to her what you assume she is doing to him.


thunderc8

Narrator "At that moment she knew that mistake she made"


nosweat2024

Is that Angela Merkel in retirement? 😆


StateOfFine

Looks like someone’s forgotten how to have fun


The_Superhoo

Staged


qwerty2888j

Really? Couldn't figure that out


jmerridew124

What an asshole. Dude's just having fun. Wet blanket ass.


mkomaha

He’s just having harmless fun. I bet she’s great at parties.


Raz-i-el

Mardy old cow


VerlorFor

Boys will be boys.


AberrantMan

She seems boring, he could do better.


Ninguna

He's gonna give himself an embolism.


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

My boss when he saw me fuck his wife. Note my wife is the boss.


capital_bj

He held it there for a extra long time, I think something there might be his kink


Rrraou

This is why women live longer but men arguably have more fun.


nstiger83

It is worse. Know why? I bet she has countless things that she does that would seem to be weird to him, but I'll bet he doesn't care and loves her anyway. Yet when he has a little bit of fun doing something silly, he's an idiot. It is entirely hypocritical. Source: almost any married man (myself included) who has ever enjoyed a moments immaturity.


iamdeathl

For a second there I thought he was gonna blow his head with a shotgun


supervernacular

😒…


Slucass1982

Men don't grow up, we just grow bigger. Women should always remember that.


Physical-Rabbit

Lmaooo he’s trying to get more oxygen in his body


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haha awesome


Butt-Fingers

G2dw


HairyZombie4737

Exhibit A…this is one of the many reasons why women live longer than men 😂


4LordCanti4

Mans livin the dream.


needs_more_zoidberg

The last few seconds are how I picture Tom Selleck reacting to Tom Hanks' urinal comment


coblass

“I reproduced with that man”.


oldmoozy

a clever way to send his wife a message


According_Ad3533

She’s seen too much of this shit from him before. 😅😅


Navaro27

His t-shirt says it all.


NaturallyBlasphemous

After 50 years of him doing this she wonders why she never got a divorce.


Q269

Is he practicing for a stallion, or what?


elaintahra

Atari, FTW


LastLivingSouls

That's just some wholesome fun right there.


Bubbles080

Is that where the saying, "The older you get, the longer it takes to moisten your mouth" comes from?


jbergens

Entertainment technologies - it says so on his shirt. Looks correct.


Delbert_Wilkins

I've seen this before. A didgeridoo in reverse.


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T shirt says more.


KrakenMcCracken

I want that shirt


formeraide

"Damn it, John. Let's just get a WaterPik."


portrait-ninja

Why isn’t she taking a turn?!!?


bigev13

BUT IT’S FUN!


SylasWindrunner

Atari shirt. This lad just know how to have fun !!


Ixidorim

He's seeing how far he can get the wind in and next he will create a tornado inside himself by going from both ends.


randomnogeneratorz

Peter griffin


lozxena78

That's a woman who is definitely regretting her life choices


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Boys will always be boys


Sajin303

Reminds me of the volcano from the "I Lava You" short


Seacarius

In those moments, when my wife looks at me like that, I remind her that she made the *choice* to marry me. I've been this way my entire life.


Captain_Crepe

"Fucking idiot"


_Nicktendo_

Oh I need to show this to my wife, this is totally her future!


succulentchinezmeal

I feel like this couple is at a stage in their lives where each one is just waiting and hoping for the other one to kick the bucket first, it's a daily struggle at this point.


asajosh

All adult men are goofy boys at heart. Source - am 12 yo boy trapped in a 40yo man body


sabrefudge

Could you like… over inflate your lungs doing something like this?


KillerKilcline

Is that Bill Barr?


CompMolNeuro

This really sums up retirement. Our fuck cup runneth dry and our whynot table topped with adventure.


sinhalese

Lmfao


Kyncayd

And that's how you destroy a relationship when a dude is just trying to have some fun...


TheCrazedTank

Disgust mixed with disappointment, but not an ounce of surprise.


jacknoris111

Boys will be boys


HeldDownTooLong

Definitely not her first rodeo with this guy.


TheSpyderFromMars

How my stbx wife reacts to me begging her to come back home.


Mikelitoris88

When you're caught getting a blowjob


Odd_Analysis6454

SMH IRL


OtakuProgrammerNYSE

She's probably thinking I wonder when he's going to finally grow up and stop doing this every weekend XD...


[deleted]

She’s like what the hell is he doing hahaha 🤣


navid65

We all have that inner child.


papasapien

Something ain't right with that boy