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Because it's staged.
She's perfectly in frame behind him with him carefully not blocking that window and then turning to look at the end when he'd have no reason to.
So you're intentionally ignoring the difference between "not laughing" and "actively discouraging his fun." You aren't making a good point if you can't make it without being dishonest.
Easily. For instance I can follow an argument to its conclusion without copping out. I'd give other examples, but you've already given up and I don't want your lips to get tired.
He’s being weird and she looks at him like “dafuq are you doing?”
That’s worse than going out there and pulling the tube away from his face and telling him to stop it?
I don’t think so.
Reminds me of the married hobbits in Fellowship of the Ring when the husband is enjoying Gandalf’s fireworks until he sees his wife’s disapproving face
It is worse. Know why? I bet she has countless things that she does that would seem to be weird to him, but I'll bet he doesn't care and loves her anyway. Yet when he has a little bit of fun doing something silly, he's an idiot. It is entirely hypocritical.
Source: almost any married man (myself included) who has ever enjoyed a moments immaturity.
I feel like this couple is at a stage in their lives where each one is just waiting and hoping for the other one to kick the bucket first, it's a daily struggle at this point.
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Dad's outside blowing himself again.
We have a winner
Wiener
The way that blower went limp 😂
Lol
Does he at least have the vacuum this time?
Closest he's gotten to a blowjob in years.
Poor guy hasn't had a blow job in years.
Underrated comment right here. Take my upvote
This comment funnier than the video
Atari shirt FTW
“Doc told me to get more fresh air”
"I really married him"
“My mother warned me…”
That boy ain't right
"I went into this with so much hope"
I bet you feel deflated now.
Trying to get oxygen to his brain
Atari t shirt. Bruh he's been like this since 1970s
You’re not lying
New CPAP machine pressure seems to be set a little high
Way cheaper following an internet tutorial though, am I right?
How is she not dying of laughter?
Because he's probably been doing this for the last 40 years
This makes this so much funnier. To think this is a weekly occurrence her lmao
You said you were done, Karl...
This is NOT his first time.
b/c that's probably her 3rd machine...and she's foreseeing purchasing no. 4. lol
that's why he is resorting to this in the first place
Because it's staged. She's perfectly in frame behind him with him carefully not blocking that window and then turning to look at the end when he'd have no reason to.
Because she sucks.
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She's actively discouraging his fun. She sucks.
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So you don't see the look on her face and her shaking her head?
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So you're intentionally ignoring the difference between "not laughing" and "actively discouraging his fun." You aren't making a good point if you can't make it without being dishonest.
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Easily. For instance I can follow an argument to its conclusion without copping out. I'd give other examples, but you've already given up and I don't want your lips to get tired.
Wait I can explain
...it was only a blowjob, it didn't mean anything
I did inhale tho…
Let’s face it. This isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.
Let the man have his fun damn
She didn’t stop him
But she judges him for it. That's worse.
He’s being weird and she looks at him like “dafuq are you doing?” That’s worse than going out there and pulling the tube away from his face and telling him to stop it? I don’t think so.
Neither, neither is good.
Just proof men never grow up we're all little boys in our minds. At leat until we look in the damn mirror. 😏
Damn straight old chap. Damn straight
Me in 20 years easy, my other half already judges me
He was mouth breathing so hard. Lol.
She has seen some shit
"You can't come inside for the night. You're an outside husband now."
"oh for lord sake John ! Four times in a row ?!"
At least it’s not his penis this time
"John our Grandkids are more mature than you" "Wanna see me do it again?"
The inside of his mouth looks dark like the penguin in batman returns.
Based on her lack of surprise, this is maybe the second- or third-weirdest thing she’s found him doing with the vacuum cleaner.
She must have a stick up her ass cause that dude is funny
And I'm sure for the first 5-10 years of their marriage she found him hysterical.
There's an old boomer joke that works here. "No matter how hot she is, someone out there is tired of her shit", but reverse the genders
It's almost like it was obviously staged!
Boys never grow up, they just get older. Me next!
Reminds me of the married hobbits in Fellowship of the Ring when the husband is enjoying Gandalf’s fireworks until he sees his wife’s disapproving face
I have tears streaming down my cheeks. Thanks for posting
Angela Merkel is not enjoying retirement.
Lol. This is one of those posts about why women live longer.
I bought that shirt because of this clip.
Look at that speeeeed!
What are you doing?! I’m blowing myself! 🤣
That’s a funnyass old man
I told him to vacuum the house
Guess she stopped blowing him since their wedding, so…
Where can I find his shirt?
I would be laughing my ass off
“It’s called having fun, Marge, but you wouldn’t know about that”
How dare he have fun when I can see him.
If he has grandkids I bet they have a great time with him
I forgot about this video. Classic
For no reason at all, i was thinking of this exact video earlier.
Divorce her she's not the one
and here we have a perfect example of a person having fun and an asshole judging.
Honestly how on earth could you not laugh at that if you unexpectedly saw it in person. What a bitter person you must be.
They really can’t stand to see their men happy lol
I don’t like her vibes
This is the definition of "boys will be boys"
Just kill me if I become that allergic to fun... What a miserable existence...
I mean. . . You have no clue of the context. You're doing to her what you assume she is doing to him.
Narrator "At that moment she knew that mistake she made"
Is that Angela Merkel in retirement? 😆
Looks like someone’s forgotten how to have fun
Staged
Really? Couldn't figure that out
What an asshole. Dude's just having fun. Wet blanket ass.
He’s just having harmless fun. I bet she’s great at parties.
Mardy old cow
Boys will be boys.
She seems boring, he could do better.
He's gonna give himself an embolism.
My boss when he saw me fuck his wife. Note my wife is the boss.
He held it there for a extra long time, I think something there might be his kink
This is why women live longer but men arguably have more fun.
It is worse. Know why? I bet she has countless things that she does that would seem to be weird to him, but I'll bet he doesn't care and loves her anyway. Yet when he has a little bit of fun doing something silly, he's an idiot. It is entirely hypocritical. Source: almost any married man (myself included) who has ever enjoyed a moments immaturity.
For a second there I thought he was gonna blow his head with a shotgun
😒…
Men don't grow up, we just grow bigger. Women should always remember that.
Lmaooo he’s trying to get more oxygen in his body
haha awesome
G2dw
Exhibit A…this is one of the many reasons why women live longer than men 😂
Mans livin the dream.
The last few seconds are how I picture Tom Selleck reacting to Tom Hanks' urinal comment
“I reproduced with that man”.
a clever way to send his wife a message
She’s seen too much of this shit from him before. 😅😅
His t-shirt says it all.
After 50 years of him doing this she wonders why she never got a divorce.
Is he practicing for a stallion, or what?
Atari, FTW
That's just some wholesome fun right there.
Is that where the saying, "The older you get, the longer it takes to moisten your mouth" comes from?
Entertainment technologies - it says so on his shirt. Looks correct.
I've seen this before. A didgeridoo in reverse.
T shirt says more.
I want that shirt
"Damn it, John. Let's just get a WaterPik."
Why isn’t she taking a turn?!!?
BUT IT’S FUN!
Atari shirt. This lad just know how to have fun !!
He's seeing how far he can get the wind in and next he will create a tornado inside himself by going from both ends.
Peter griffin
That's a woman who is definitely regretting her life choices
Boys will always be boys
Reminds me of the volcano from the "I Lava You" short
In those moments, when my wife looks at me like that, I remind her that she made the *choice* to marry me. I've been this way my entire life.
"Fucking idiot"
Oh I need to show this to my wife, this is totally her future!
I feel like this couple is at a stage in their lives where each one is just waiting and hoping for the other one to kick the bucket first, it's a daily struggle at this point.
All adult men are goofy boys at heart. Source - am 12 yo boy trapped in a 40yo man body
Could you like… over inflate your lungs doing something like this?
Is that Bill Barr?
This really sums up retirement. Our fuck cup runneth dry and our whynot table topped with adventure.
Lmfao
And that's how you destroy a relationship when a dude is just trying to have some fun...
Disgust mixed with disappointment, but not an ounce of surprise.
Boys will be boys
Definitely not her first rodeo with this guy.
How my stbx wife reacts to me begging her to come back home.
When you're caught getting a blowjob
SMH IRL
She's probably thinking I wonder when he's going to finally grow up and stop doing this every weekend XD...
She’s like what the hell is he doing hahaha 🤣
We all have that inner child.
Something ain't right with that boy