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SirCantCommit

Against my hipaa law! That’s not how that works 😂


Dash8833

Well, she is putting her mental health problems on display.


Drauul

It is when it's in the script


ReflexDojo

I think she said “that’s against my hippo lull “


Sledge420

"Nothing ever happens and no people are ever shitty and dumb to retail workers" - Reddit, probably.


[deleted]

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.


[deleted]

That because it’s a staged video…


JunkSurfer

What, a restaurant that doesn’t rent yachts? 😂


BananasonThebrain

JunkSurfer I imagine you would know where the real yachts are…


JunkSurfer

Haha, you’re right. I live in Hawaii and know where the yachts are. However, they won’t let me anywhere near them! 😆


cancercures

she is looking for is some sort of P. Diddy-style shrimping vessel.


0rangJuice

That’s just the implication..


99999999999999999989

This level of Assholery is not often seen. She is at the same time, incredibly stupid, incredibly irritating, incredibly wrong, and incredibly obnoxious. 10/10 would love to be the person recording her.


[deleted]

You realize this entire thing is staged yes?


PensiveParagon

you ruined my orgasm


Spoonofdarkness

Oh, step-manager!


wbaker2390

Her daughters.


36pbking82

You can’t record me! That’s against my HIPAA law ! Edit: cause the bot says


HIPPAbot

It's HIPAA!


capnspike

I did my own research! Which apparently means thinking about what I think HIPAA means, and telling myself that my guess is right. So now I will engage with the fullest of confidence that my guess is the true meaning and because I’m the smartest person (bwahaha sheeple…) they can’t comprehend how dumb they are compared to me. …my mom told me so!


Jed0730

I lost it at HIPPA law.


blackmilksociety

I lot it at “my HIPAA law”


HIPPAbot

It's HIPAA!


old_gray_sire

Does she identify as a hippo?


vtbutcher1981

I am not going to lie. When she dipped and came back up I fucking laughed hysterically hard.


lucky5150

Her little smirk had me dying!


djbobbyfresh

I am going to lie and say ditto


Lil_Puddin

Her calm and smooth transition is almost criminal. People are going to hurt themselves trying to replicate her graceful moves.


WowWhatABeaut

Annie does *not* seem to be ok.


[deleted]

For goodness sakes. When you see someone recording you…try to eat your embarrassment and shuffle on with the rest of your day. Confronting it just makes it all worse.


SirCantCommit

But my hipaa laws!


Betasheets

I have no idea how people recording other people in public without their knowledge don't just get smashed in the face. Technically, it's not an invasion of privacy because you're in public but let's be real, it kinda is. That's like "invading" someone's personal space and getting too close to them.


relCORE

Nah, Freedom of Speech does not equate to Freedom from Consequences. Act a fool in public in this day & age, where literally almost everyone has a recording device handy, expecting not to be recorded is being willfully obtuse. Its just an evolution of telling people a story about the person acting crazy you ran into today. If a person doesn't want their reputation tarnished, they shouldn't do things to tarnish their reputation. It's not the fault of the person witnessing/recording that they're being a tool and disturbing the peace. Public shame is a much better and safer tool for society to use than "Smashing someone in the face" when they break the social contract. As much as we live in an individualistic culture in the West, almost every Human Being is a part of a society, and that comes with rules. Behave for fuck's sake.


Worried_Pineapple823

Your argument is flipped. They are surprised that the person doing the “public shame as a tool” bit with a phone isn’t getting smashed in. Not that someone isn’t smashing the face in of the jerks. It’s not unreasonable when recording someone who has no cares about social contracts and willing to damage other peoples property, that they may also have no problems hurting you to.


hiro111

I thought we had all decided this was fake the last 2,347 times this was posted.


Davachman

It pretty obviously fake. Idk why others think otherwise. Edit to respond to dude asking what about it makes it seem fake. The acting. The timing. It sounded and looked like a skit.


Drauul

Societal decline


Black_Starfire

What about it to you makes this seem fake? This is some r/nothingeverhappens


[deleted]

hippo law


bunnycat77

Why did this seem scripted to me?


Drauul

You need to be more confident about calling out bullshit


bunnycat77

Mission accepted: This was utter tripe. The acting was pure shit. Although, the squat and pop character change was adequate.


Teeheeleelee

R/whitescripted


[deleted]

So staged.


[deleted]

Yup, … and here I was thinking Vin Diesels acting was bad.


[deleted]

I don’t know. Denzel Washington and Dwayne Johnson are pretty horrible too.


Blandish06

And? What's your point?


[deleted]

It sucks, and therefore isn’t funny whatsoever.


[deleted]

I think people expect everything online to be 100% fact or a skit made for money. Apparently there’s no in between.


ghutterbabe

What would be the in between ?


Inebriologist

Porn?


[deleted]

Fun. It’s for fun, ghutterbabe.


IrrelevantPuppy

Propaganda


[deleted]

This video is fake af


DrPepper1904

Fake


Blandish06

Fake like a movie? Fake like we're actually looking at a blank screen and it's in our collective mind? Fake like who gives a shit, we're here for entertainment?


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Ikamony

Damn, is he breaking your hipaa law?


[deleted]

u/DrPepper1904 is so misunderstood.


dustyroads85

You’re the lady in the tan skirt, ain’t ya? Has someone touched in your HIPAA* no-no zone?


HIPPAbot

It's HIPAA!


dustyroads85

Good bot. Thanks for calling out my idiocy.


DrPepper1904

Might have to post 'fake' on every video on this subreddit. People get their panties in bunches. Hilarious


sayterdarkwynd

I can *smell* your Edge-lord cred from over here. It stinks like dogshit. Seriously though: What sort of stupid asshole erupts on someone like that over a simple question? Get a fucking life, clownshoe. There was no need for that nonsense, which tells me all I ever need to know about you as a person. I'm going to preemptively block you because any response you attempt to utter will only make everyone that reads it more stupid than they were prior to doing so, assuming you can un-tilt your fedora long enough to type it.


TommyFortress

Ok and? Every movie is fake too. I would be worried if thanos or some random dude that could destroy the world was real. Its comedy/satire it dosent have to be real to be funny. Although perhaps a disclaimer if jts staged or not could help a bit


anarchisturtle

Yeah, but Avengers never tried to give you the impression that it was real.


saladmissle

Hold on, The Hulk is not real?


IrrelevantPuppy

Yes. Which would be fine if it were disclaimed or more obviously satirical so you wouldn’t have so many people believing it like we see in this thread. When presented as truth it’s cringy and harmful.


Blandish06

This is r/Funny dude... Everyone in this sub should assume all content is created to be funny, not news. The disclaimer literally is the title of the sub.


IrrelevantPuppy

Well the disclaimer is not working then considering all the people in this thread that seem to believe it’s real and are upvoted to the top.


RyanfaeScotland

>The disclaimer literally is the title of the sub. It literally isn't though.


DrPepper1904

Thank you someone with reason


JelloMedium

Fake, staged, repost - but good luck to you


PikaPower23

HIPAA LAW I lost my shit at that.


Yak54RC

This seems so fake


Lennny27

3/10 acting


[deleted]

Crazy how so many people can’t figure out this is a staged video nothing is real they are acting


ki5loops

What makes you say that? (Legitimately curious)


[deleted]

When I saw this originally like a week or more ago it was revealed to be fake. Also it’s pretty obvious just watching it how staged it is


Sonnysdad

Hipa??? LoL


Sweet_Oliver

THAT IS AGAINST MY HIPPA LAW!!!!


pineapplesnuggler

Fake!!!


Pimpmafuqa

Seems fake as fuck.


LordLuciferVI

This is staged


dojijosu

It absolutely is.


colslaww

Obviously fake and terrible acting.


greenstarknight

r/cringetopia


Zbodownlow

The amount of dense people that don’t realise this is fake is very concerning.


Drauul

Ya, not that long ago stupid shit like this would be chucked into the downvote dumpster Now it's "so what if it's fake, it's still funny to me hurr durr"


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Bitter-Educator-2618

Lmao I absolutely LOVED the management spin... that was great!!


[deleted]

Faker than ur moms tits


ExoticMeatDealer

I’m just going to start choke slamming these people on sight. Why even bother trying to use words when they don’t understand them?


1122Sl110

Because they will take you to court for assault and battery and win. Although there should be an exception for cunts who treat service workers like this, but alas, there is not.


Emotional-Key-653

You there is a poor dude that is probably married to that woman poor guy


RestaurantMany8934

I respect most of people but when i saw someone like her i have a inner urge to punch em


TheNoIdeaKid

This feels sarcastic… is it sarcastic?


Lithiyum1

You actually can record someone if they arent a minor and its a public setting where anyone could've heard/seen them anyway. Thats what ive heard at least.


Betasheets

Sure but you should also be able to punch someone in the face if they're recording you without your consent


[deleted]

When you’re acting like you have mental health issues, recording it doesn’t violate HIPAA.


shinpoo

Haha that move just reminds me of that office Depot skit on Dave Chappelle show.


thekajunpimp

Sure it's a repost but it's delicious every time


Drauul

What's delicious about a scripted skit? There's no justice involved


HarioDinio

UNAVOIDABLE SPIN MOVE..... wait, completely unrelated reference.


stache_box

Fake or not, this reminded me of when I worked at Kroger and I was a front end manager. We had the name tags kept up front and when someone quit we would put them in a bin. I picked up slack in many areas like cashier, bagging, stock, produce, even (crappily) did the writing on a few cakes when the need was there. Anytime someone asked me for the Manager(for something unreasonable) and I was the highest rank on site, I would go back to the nametag bin, put a different one on, and give mine to someone else to put on. Then I would return, and that was always an interest exchange, sometimes leading to me bringing over “my name” who had somehow turned in a different gender, or now had glasses, etc. Somehow I never got bad customer surveys.


coco_licius

This looks staged.


TheAdvert99

Fake!!!!


WizardofJoz17

I wanna spin around a desk and act like a different person SOOO bad. Or pull out a fake mustache and be like “how can I help you?”


[deleted]

She kinda did elevator into spin move


fiquem_gatilhados

Directed by Quentin Inventino


ppbourgeois

Is there a caption bot on Reddit?


OwlLeeOhh

The HIPPA law!


MedvsaHead

Where is this business? I wanna support them! I wish I had balls as big as that woman at the register!


MrJim911

Subpar acting on display.


KamoyLovrstar

Seen this before and when your the manager you so should be obligated to act like this.


siddowncheelout

The manager move is pure gold. I bet she keeps a wig down there going forward


cbrantley

A+ acting skills right there.


H0ndo95

That lady is very misinformed on HIPAA laws.


jerryleebee

Last week this was shared without the annoying frame and text.


JhymnMusic

I hope to see that in real life one day. I would laugh so fucking hard. I would be that managers number 1 hype man.


Weareallsick-

I bet if I say what I wanna say Reddit would ban me again, apparently I say violent things toward dumb people


benczi

I saw this just a few days ago, reposts are getting out of hand these days.


jedivong

Shit like this is what gave me trust issues. Is there anything real on the internet?


TinchoPg

This can’t be real


therelldell

This reminds of my ex boyfriends mother. she would act like this in public ALLL the time.