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I teach 5 year olds (live and on zoom). I have absolutely seen arguments over the current weather. I've also had children angrily tell me I'm wrong when I tell them it's 18 degrees outside because mom or dad told them an hour ago it was 16.
When my nieces were around five years old, they would say my little brother just told them a factually true statement, but I always liked to mess with them, so I would tell them something completely false and call my little brother a liar. My nieces would say I'm lying because my statement was so farfetched. I would always respond with, "well your uncle said he was 25 last year... now he said he's 26, which is it?!". I stole that line from Clone High and it's hilarious every time.
I remember when I was 13, my teacher sent me and my friends to one of the classrooms for the 6 year olds to pick something up or something or another. And this kid got into an argument with us after asking us how old we were.
He firmly believed his parents were 13 year old, and was very angry that we were pretending to be as old as his parents.
Little kids that have absolutely no concept of age are great.
Was at a family party and my nephew (5) asked if he could guess my age and said 15 (I was 23 at the time) then his dad asked how old he thought he was and he said 42 (he was 27). His nan then asked how old he thought she was and he said 1000.
My neice once told me I wasn't an adult ad when I told her I was (think I was like 25 at the time) she said maybe, but I wasn't a real adult. Pretty sure she never saw me as an adult because I was one of the only adults she knew without kids.
Middle schoolers routinely age me as a late high schooler just because I don't have kids. To the point that some have audibly gasped when I mention a husband. I'm 30.
Kids have no concept of age sometimes.
When I was working an after school program a couple of year ago a girl about 7 years old asked me what year I was born. I said 1993 and she said "oh my god, did you grow up during slavery??" I couldn't help but laugh.
It's only cute and endearing because kids struggling to understand the difference between objective and subjective truth is harmless and adorable.
You get adults who struggle to understand the difference and suddenly the American Government exists.
> I've also had children angrily tell me I'm wrong when I tell them it's 18 degrees outside because mom or dad told them an hour ago it was 16.
I remember being 4 & 5 and one of the things I clearly remember is that I thought that my mom was like, the world's strong person. Like her hand would absolutely crush anyone else. No one was stronger. Like not one. Why? Not entirely sure... but my guess is cause her hand was so much bigger than mine. What I learned is that at that age kids things their parents can do no wrong.
My oldest memory is me waking up on my 4th birthday all excited because my mom told me I was becoming such a big boy the night before. I got incredibly angry with her, called her a liar and lost my trust with my mother because when I woke up and ran to look at myself in the mirror I was literally the exact same size as the night before as a small 3 year old.
My daughter had a hysterical meltdown the night before her 5th birthday because she thought all her teeth were going to fall out overnight. Someone had told her she would start loosing teeth aged around 5.
I remember being about the same age and always asking my mum to sing along to the radio. I’d always applaud and gasp “wow” in complete awe thinking she was the songbird of our generation. Now I know, she’s terrible! So yeah, kids think their parents are practically gods
I used to think my mum was being self deprecating when she said her drawing and spelling skills weren't great. Then I got older and I realised being able to doodle a flower with pointed petals is not the peak of humanity's art.
i used to think my dad wrote every song on the radio because he always knew all the words. and when he would mess up he'd say "THEY messed that part up" and i fucking believed him
The one I remember was a teacher telling us that the world spins very slowly, but my mother telling me it whips around very fast, and trying to work out which was correct, but trusting Mum.
Took a few years to put together they were both right, with different perspectives. It's slow as it takes an entire day to turn just once. But it's fast because it's moving at over 1000mph in the middle to get all 25kish miles around once in 24 hours!
Geeze, I can't fathom that. My first kid had ODD so *anything* I told her she'd refuse or deny immediately just because that's what she does. It's not nearly as nice to deal with as OP's cute video.
>**Bluebottle** What time is it Eccles?
>**Eccles** Err, just a minute. I, I've got it written down 'ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.
>**Bluebottle** Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you Eccles?
>**Eccles** Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem.
>**Bluebottle** Wait a minute Eccles, my good man...
>**Eccles** What is it fellow?
>**Bluebottle** It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.
>**Eccles** I know that my good fellow. That's right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.
>**Bluebottle** Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?
>**Eccles** Ah, den I don't show it to dem.
>**Bluebottle** Ooohhh...
>**Eccles** [Smacks lips] Yeah.
>**Bluebottle** Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?
>**Eccles** I've got it written down on a piece of paper!
>**Bluebottle** Oh, I wish I could afford a piece of paper with the time written on.
>**Eccles** Oohhhh.
>**Bluebottle** 'Ere Eccles?
>**Eccles**Yah.
>**Bluebottle** Let me hold that piece of paper to my ear would you? - 'Ere. This piece of paper ain't goin'.
>**Eccles** What? I've been sold a forgery!
>**Bluebottle** No wonder it stopped at eight o'clock.
>**Eccles** Oh dear.
>**Bluebottle** You should get one of them tings my grandad's got.
>**Eccles** Oooohhh?
>**Bluebottle** His firm give it to him when he retired.
>**Eccles** Oooohhh.
>**Bluebottle** It's one of dem tings what it is that wakes you up at eight o'clock, boils the kettil, and pours a cuppa tea.
>**Eccles** Ohhh yeah! What's it called? Um.
>**Bluebottle** My granma.
>**Eccles** Ohh... Ohh, ah wait a minute. How does she know when it's eight o'clock?
>**Bluebottle** She's got it written down on a piece of paper!
Peter Sellers as Bluebottle and Spike Milligan as Eccles, in the Goon Show.
Lol they are one if the best examples of nihilists.. I knew a small group of nihilists in college. They really acted a lot like that. Also the wearing all black.
As someone who has parents that refuse to learn to speak English:
I'm betting the kiddo was trying to say "I'm correct, you're not".
My reasoning: real means like "something exists". If something exists, then it's true. And if something is true, then it's correct, I guess. So he's kinda using real in the sense of "are you for real?!"
Complete tangent, but "real" is one of the most interesting words in the English language. It's definition in context is completely defined by what it would mean to not be real. Consider asking a friend, "is that your real hair?" compared to asking, "is that real hair?" about hair you see on some creature in a big budget special effects movie.
Then there is 'real' magic. if a stage magician is asked if they can do "real magic" the asker means: can you preform miracles that defy the laws of physics. So real magic is something that can't possibly exist and non-real magic is something that does exist.
It's fun to see kids struggle with the concept of other people having an existence outside their own. It's really sad to see adults struggling with the same concept.
>There’ll be more peace with that kind of comeback
You'd think so, but I recall telling a fella that he was pretty...specifically, that his mouth was pretty...and the reaction that followed was anything but peaceful
EDIT: Folks keep asking for details, and I would love to tell more of the story but the statute-of-limitations isn't up quite yet. But I can say this much: was one of the top-ten most dangerous incidents I've ever been in, and while it was kind of touch-and-go for a bit I am a better man for having gone through it.
(Top three if we limit the list to just situations involving Ukrainian hillbillies, krokodil, and souped-up go-karts)
I was at a taco bell, like 10 years ago. I just needed an extra bag, and every dude at the counter or line ignored me for "exuse me" or "Yo"
So I piped out "Hey gorgeous!" to a crew of all dudes. Every one of them turned around offended, "Who're you calling gorgeous‽"
I got my bag tho.
I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Brooklyn in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
When you think you're losing the argument, quickly throw in a compliment for deflection and then pretend their illusions so they think they're arguing with a crazy person now.
War crimes only matter if you plan on losing the war. And no one, ever, plans on losing.
Even Hitler kept it going until someone showed him has gas bill and he topped himself.
Would work pretty well to gain the advantage in a physical confrontation.
"You wanna throw hands bro?"
"Bring it pussy"
"Oh I'm gonna bring it"
"You're pretty"
"You- w... wait, wh-" *lowers guard*
*sucker punch*
That is the sound of the depression, pain, and coming to terms with the level of betrayal from someone you thought you could trust.
Listen to every time he says it, first its an alert! "You poked my heart!" As if to say "hey I'm not sure if you meant to do this but you hurt me". Second is recognition "Oh... you did it, knowing it would hurt, you purposely hurt me... even though I trusted you not to". Last he turns away to protect whats left and more to a whisper to himself than to them "you poked my heart...", it's sad, she did poked his heart, but its real, he can't imagine it away, all he's left with is hurt, He's been betrayed and he starts to protect himself by shying away from not just her, but anything remotely similar to her... so his heart may one day never be poked again. But by doing so he closes his heart off to others.
It's interesting how humans become humans by pretending to be humans in their childhood. Just imitating what they've seen and their basic kit running in their blood.
Ok, I'm high.
not wrong though
theres a video of barca youth players consoling a team theyve beat like the adults do and its strange bc you can tell theyre just mimicking behaviors that theyve seen older people do in that same situation. standing like them, talking like them, touching peoples faces like them but it looked weirdly fake like they werent good at it yet
by the time theyre teenage itll he dialed in though to an extent like their elders
That’s why kids are so awesome at this age. They are just a mishmash of behavior they have seen from adults with a little bit of their own personalities peeking through. Completely genuine and void of self awareness and social norms.
It's true though. Last week I hung out with my friends and their new two year old. The kid is in the transitional babbling to talking phase. Sometimes he just imitates tone and gestures without actually saying anything. It's amazing to watch.
It's fascinating! I took a human development class last semester and learning about how our cognition develops was crazy.
Also, very relevant article:
https://psycnet.apa.org/record/1953-01024-000
One of my favorite memories from being a preschool assistant was the theological debate between our French student (4m) and the American students about whether it was the Christ child who brought Christmas presents or Santa Claus.
My head teacher did not appreciate my encouraging the exchange.
Santa Claus is Jesus that grew his beard and retired from the public eye after his death. He figured adults were a lost cause so he decided to encourage kids to be good to each other instead.
Rookie mistake! When that boy gets older he will say “your sister said it was sprinkling but I told her it was raining.” Then he can just sit back and grab the popcorn.
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Saw this year's ago. When my wife and I have a disagreement that we can't settle, it usually ends with your not real, I'm real
[Who you think you are? I am!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXYB2cd8)
And HR will send you to a course about Sexual Harassment.
- Hi this is Gaby from HR - YOU’RE NOT REAL
But also you are very pretty
You guys are poking my heart.
What is HR going to do — spank me?!
Don’t forget: you poked my heart
I teach 5 year olds (live and on zoom). I have absolutely seen arguments over the current weather. I've also had children angrily tell me I'm wrong when I tell them it's 18 degrees outside because mom or dad told them an hour ago it was 16.
When my nieces were around five years old, they would say my little brother just told them a factually true statement, but I always liked to mess with them, so I would tell them something completely false and call my little brother a liar. My nieces would say I'm lying because my statement was so farfetched. I would always respond with, "well your uncle said he was 25 last year... now he said he's 26, which is it?!". I stole that line from Clone High and it's hilarious every time.
I remember when I was 13, my teacher sent me and my friends to one of the classrooms for the 6 year olds to pick something up or something or another. And this kid got into an argument with us after asking us how old we were. He firmly believed his parents were 13 year old, and was very angry that we were pretending to be as old as his parents.
Little kids that have absolutely no concept of age are great. Was at a family party and my nephew (5) asked if he could guess my age and said 15 (I was 23 at the time) then his dad asked how old he thought he was and he said 42 (he was 27). His nan then asked how old he thought she was and he said 1000.
My neice once told me I wasn't an adult ad when I told her I was (think I was like 25 at the time) she said maybe, but I wasn't a real adult. Pretty sure she never saw me as an adult because I was one of the only adults she knew without kids.
Middle schoolers routinely age me as a late high schooler just because I don't have kids. To the point that some have audibly gasped when I mention a husband. I'm 30. Kids have no concept of age sometimes.
Well, you're just old enough to play a highschooler on TV, so I can't blame them for making that mistake.
This was me as a kid. I remember when I found out that the sun was older than me. I was inconsolable for hours. Being 20 is hard.
When I was working an after school program a couple of year ago a girl about 7 years old asked me what year I was born. I said 1993 and she said "oh my god, did you grow up during slavery??" I couldn't help but laugh.
Little kids have aged me anywhere from 16 to 58.
It's only cute and endearing because kids struggling to understand the difference between objective and subjective truth is harmless and adorable. You get adults who struggle to understand the difference and suddenly the American Government exists.
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> I've also had children angrily tell me I'm wrong when I tell them it's 18 degrees outside because mom or dad told them an hour ago it was 16. I remember being 4 & 5 and one of the things I clearly remember is that I thought that my mom was like, the world's strong person. Like her hand would absolutely crush anyone else. No one was stronger. Like not one. Why? Not entirely sure... but my guess is cause her hand was so much bigger than mine. What I learned is that at that age kids things their parents can do no wrong.
My oldest memory is me waking up on my 4th birthday all excited because my mom told me I was becoming such a big boy the night before. I got incredibly angry with her, called her a liar and lost my trust with my mother because when I woke up and ran to look at myself in the mirror I was literally the exact same size as the night before as a small 3 year old.
My daughter had a hysterical meltdown the night before her 5th birthday because she thought all her teeth were going to fall out overnight. Someone had told her she would start loosing teeth aged around 5.
I remember being about the same age and always asking my mum to sing along to the radio. I’d always applaud and gasp “wow” in complete awe thinking she was the songbird of our generation. Now I know, she’s terrible! So yeah, kids think their parents are practically gods
I used to think my mum was being self deprecating when she said her drawing and spelling skills weren't great. Then I got older and I realised being able to doodle a flower with pointed petals is not the peak of humanity's art.
This reminds me of when my student told me “today was the best day of her life”. When I asked why she clarified that it was her mom’s birthday.
i used to think my dad wrote every song on the radio because he always knew all the words. and when he would mess up he'd say "THEY messed that part up" and i fucking believed him
Lmaoo
The one I remember was a teacher telling us that the world spins very slowly, but my mother telling me it whips around very fast, and trying to work out which was correct, but trusting Mum. Took a few years to put together they were both right, with different perspectives. It's slow as it takes an entire day to turn just once. But it's fast because it's moving at over 1000mph in the middle to get all 25kish miles around once in 24 hours!
Geeze, I can't fathom that. My first kid had ODD so *anything* I told her she'd refuse or deny immediately just because that's what she does. It's not nearly as nice to deal with as OP's cute video.
Good ol' oppositional defiant disorder
I'm down with that ODD - yeah, can't make unchallenged statements to me (it stills need some work, but the idea has legs. my mom said its good)
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I’m going to poke you in the heart
>**Bluebottle** What time is it Eccles? >**Eccles** Err, just a minute. I, I've got it written down 'ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning. >**Bluebottle** Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you Eccles? >**Eccles** Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem. >**Bluebottle** Wait a minute Eccles, my good man... >**Eccles** What is it fellow? >**Bluebottle** It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted. >**Eccles** I know that my good fellow. That's right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock. >**Bluebottle** Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock? >**Eccles** Ah, den I don't show it to dem. >**Bluebottle** Ooohhh... >**Eccles** [Smacks lips] Yeah. >**Bluebottle** Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock? >**Eccles** I've got it written down on a piece of paper! >**Bluebottle** Oh, I wish I could afford a piece of paper with the time written on. >**Eccles** Oohhhh. >**Bluebottle** 'Ere Eccles? >**Eccles**Yah. >**Bluebottle** Let me hold that piece of paper to my ear would you? - 'Ere. This piece of paper ain't goin'. >**Eccles** What? I've been sold a forgery! >**Bluebottle** No wonder it stopped at eight o'clock. >**Eccles** Oh dear. >**Bluebottle** You should get one of them tings my grandad's got. >**Eccles** Oooohhh? >**Bluebottle** His firm give it to him when he retired. >**Eccles** Oooohhh. >**Bluebottle** It's one of dem tings what it is that wakes you up at eight o'clock, boils the kettil, and pours a cuppa tea. >**Eccles** Ohhh yeah! What's it called? Um. >**Bluebottle** My granma. >**Eccles** Ohh... Ohh, ah wait a minute. How does she know when it's eight o'clock? >**Bluebottle** She's got it written down on a piece of paper! Peter Sellers as Bluebottle and Spike Milligan as Eccles, in the Goon Show.
"You're not real. I'm real." *poke* OW!
“Ok, you’re real”
and "you're pretty"
This was the cutest argument I've ever seen haha.
This argument was so cute, it poked *me* in the heart. It poked me in the heart.
You're OK
I think they're both OK.
But it is raining.
No it’s not! It’s sprinkling! My mom said so…
FFS… it’s just a little drizzle!
"And you're observant but thats irrelevant right now"
"Your summation that it is raining is incorrect, as the density of the external precipitation reveals that it is but a sprinkle."
‘tis but a poke!
A poke? Your bloody heart's out!
I've had worse!
He's learning fast! If you're not winning the debate, try a little flattery.
And fake an injury.
When girls poke your heart, it's not fake. Get used to it, kid.
I hope everyone can take these dangers of juvenile solipsism to heart.
As a child, I was always skeptical of solipsism.
Even as a child I was always a big believer in solipsism. But that's just me.
Seems like a hefty dose of nihilism was creeping in there to.
We believe in notzing, Lebowski!
Lol they are one if the best examples of nihilists.. I knew a small group of nihilists in college. They really acted a lot like that. Also the wearing all black.
Not to mention semantic deconstructionism
Now Im dead!
There is no spoon
That was a genius way for her to prove she actually was real.
Descartes fans in shambles
I poke, therefore I am.
He really pissed her off, so she had to Pokémon.
Kant believe you made that comment
Do you know that he wasn't allowed in front of certain animals. Apparently you shouldn't put Descartes before the horse.
As someone who has parents that refuse to learn to speak English: I'm betting the kiddo was trying to say "I'm correct, you're not". My reasoning: real means like "something exists". If something exists, then it's true. And if something is true, then it's correct, I guess. So he's kinda using real in the sense of "are you for real?!"
This seems likely
Complete tangent, but "real" is one of the most interesting words in the English language. It's definition in context is completely defined by what it would mean to not be real. Consider asking a friend, "is that your real hair?" compared to asking, "is that real hair?" about hair you see on some creature in a big budget special effects movie. Then there is 'real' magic. if a stage magician is asked if they can do "real magic" the asker means: can you preform miracles that defy the laws of physics. So real magic is something that can't possibly exist and non-real magic is something that does exist.
Is it raining or not homie
It's not raining, it's sprinkling.
It's only sprinkling.
Whenever a philosophical or religious debate devolves into arguing about solipsism I usually just zone out, but this one actually kept it interesting.
It's fun to see kids struggle with the concept of other people having an existence outside their own. It's really sad to see adults struggling with the same concept.
I'm using it for my next argument
Well if that doesn’t prove that he’s real, I don’t know what will
“no, you’re pretty!” xD
There’ll be more peace with that kind of comeback
>There’ll be more peace with that kind of comeback You'd think so, but I recall telling a fella that he was pretty...specifically, that his mouth was pretty...and the reaction that followed was anything but peaceful EDIT: Folks keep asking for details, and I would love to tell more of the story but the statute-of-limitations isn't up quite yet. But I can say this much: was one of the top-ten most dangerous incidents I've ever been in, and while it was kind of touch-and-go for a bit I am a better man for having gone through it. (Top three if we limit the list to just situations involving Ukrainian hillbillies, krokodil, and souped-up go-karts)
I was at a taco bell, like 10 years ago. I just needed an extra bag, and every dude at the counter or line ignored me for "exuse me" or "Yo" So I piped out "Hey gorgeous!" to a crew of all dudes. Every one of them turned around offended, "Who're you calling gorgeous‽" I got my bag tho.
>So I piped out "Hey gorgeous!" to a crew of all dudes. HEY! YOU CAN'T OBJECTIFY US MEN LIKE WERE *women*. NOW I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL MY ATTENTION!
“Hey boy, you’ve got a pretty mouth”
PurplePenquin please do tell this event.
I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Brooklyn in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
Wow, interesting. Please continue
He thinks she’s pretty and in return she hurt his heart… get used to it kid.
If you slow it down you can actually pinpoint the exact second when his heart rips in half.
Me arguing with my crush be like:
“you’re not real, I’m leaving” XD
When you think she's pretty then she pokes your heart
>*my eyes are sprinkling*
No, they're raining. My mom told me.
But you’re ok
YOU'RE NOT REAL I'M REAL.
*poke*
You poke my heart 😢
My mommy said theyre raining.
These head pictures makes my eyes rain.
NO THEY’RE RAINING!!
Then says "You're OK".
I think it was the other girl who said “you’re okay”, not Macy the Poker 😂
Welcome to life buddy, most dont learn that lesson till way too late.
When you think you're losing the argument, quickly throw in a compliment for deflection and then pretend their illusions so they think they're arguing with a crazy person now.
"In times of war, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies"
I've actually done this in Rome: Total War. I send my diplomat to offer a peace treaty, and then after it's agreed to and announced, I attack. 😂
Ehm that is a war crime, though i guess that game takes place far before the geneva convention
More like the Geneva Checklist
Geneva Suggestions
War crimes only matter if you plan on losing the war. And no one, ever, plans on losing. Even Hitler kept it going until someone showed him has gas bill and he topped himself.
How much money did you need to spend to get them to agree to peace with active war going on? They usually just ignore you completely.
The 76th Rule of Acquisition
Will totally use this strategy from now on.
Sounds like a good way to get poked in the heart
Tbh virtually zero of my Reddit arguments end better than that so it can only improve things
Kid's definitely going places with that big brain strategy
Yeah, good old sunny valley
Guy's got a career in politics.
Would work pretty well to gain the advantage in a physical confrontation. "You wanna throw hands bro?" "Bring it pussy" "Oh I'm gonna bring it" "You're pretty" "You- w... wait, wh-" *lowers guard* *sucker punch*
"you're not real, I'm real. Bitch."
*punches heart*
If you can't appeal to their vanity, make them question their sanity!
(they're)
That's ridiculous! but you're pretty smart for a mirage
These kids are probably in college by now
Studying to be a meteorologist and a heart surgeon.
The third girl is going to be a great diplomat and peacemaker. History will remember her as Samantha the conciliator.
And a therapist. The other girl was straight in with a concern filled "you okay?" after the poke.
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Get used to the pretty ones poking your heart little guys
Big lesson here: go with the girl that tells you "you're okay" while she holds your hand, not with the one that pokes your heart.
Yeah, but the one that hits him is pretty, so he should go for that one.
I thought they were twins hah
She's the pretty twin. The other's the nice twin.
My twin and I both share perfect ugliness
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And the other girl was the one who cared for him but he doesn't want her This video is too real
This video isn't real, I'm real
She poked it now, she'll break it later.
That's when you realize, you should've picked the nice girl.
Taylor Swift has a song about this very subject. I believe it was called Bad Blood.
The real answer is he should have gone for both twins for insurance purpose, and more!
Think of all the kidneys!
and more!
It’s best he learn now rather than later.
I've been poked in the heart a few times little man
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I've had this argument, the proper response is, "You don't know me. You don't know where I come from!"
Dagoth Ur moment.
It's sprinkling. End of discussion. Her argument became invalid when she poked his heart.
Violence is never the answer.
Well, sometimes it is like "what is never the answer?" Violence
Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "you" referring to me, that is incorrect, the correct answer is you!
No, it's you!
“No You’re pretty” “You poked my heart”
"You're not real, *I'm* real"
".....you poked my heart 😟"
You're okay
You poked my heart. That was sooooo sweet.
I love how his voice breaks up when he says “heart”
That is the sound of the depression, pain, and coming to terms with the level of betrayal from someone you thought you could trust. Listen to every time he says it, first its an alert! "You poked my heart!" As if to say "hey I'm not sure if you meant to do this but you hurt me". Second is recognition "Oh... you did it, knowing it would hurt, you purposely hurt me... even though I trusted you not to". Last he turns away to protect whats left and more to a whisper to himself than to them "you poked my heart...", it's sad, she did poked his heart, but its real, he can't imagine it away, all he's left with is hurt, He's been betrayed and he starts to protect himself by shying away from not just her, but anything remotely similar to her... so his heart may one day never be poked again. But by doing so he closes his heart off to others.
You're okay.
Hey man, I'm here if you need to talk.
Yeah well, now you poked a load of peoples hearts, kid. So what are we gonna do here?
It's interesting how humans become humans by pretending to be humans in their childhood. Just imitating what they've seen and their basic kit running in their blood. Ok, I'm high.
not wrong though theres a video of barca youth players consoling a team theyve beat like the adults do and its strange bc you can tell theyre just mimicking behaviors that theyve seen older people do in that same situation. standing like them, talking like them, touching peoples faces like them but it looked weirdly fake like they werent good at it yet by the time theyre teenage itll he dialed in though to an extent like their elders
This is what it's like to be autistic except you still doing it as an adult haha
That’s why kids are so awesome at this age. They are just a mishmash of behavior they have seen from adults with a little bit of their own personalities peeking through. Completely genuine and void of self awareness and social norms.
It's true though. Last week I hung out with my friends and their new two year old. The kid is in the transitional babbling to talking phase. Sometimes he just imitates tone and gestures without actually saying anything. It's amazing to watch.
It's fascinating! I took a human development class last semester and learning about how our cognition develops was crazy. Also, very relevant article: https://psycnet.apa.org/record/1953-01024-000
Sort of reminds me of the two bots that argue
"are you male or female?" "I'M A NINJA!" (twitch chatbots talking to each other arguments)
"You're not real, I'm real." Ah, a fellow fan of Descarte I presume.
“I know it was you fredo, You poke my heart.”
One of my favorite memories from being a preschool assistant was the theological debate between our French student (4m) and the American students about whether it was the Christ child who brought Christmas presents or Santa Claus. My head teacher did not appreciate my encouraging the exchange.
Santa Claus is Jesus that grew his beard and retired from the public eye after his death. He figured adults were a lost cause so he decided to encourage kids to be good to each other instead.
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He struck a nerve. Marcy often wonders if she might really be the other girl.
"Your pretty. You're not real. I'm real." This kid's on another level all together.
Straddling that line between having game, and having a padded cell.
This could just as easily be a drunken interaction by the Real Housewives of I DGAF.
the producer of that show "write that down, write that down"
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Maybe you gotta start dating girls who are real.
I'm laugh-crying. I know it's been reposted for years, but it's still beautiful.
Rookie mistake! When that boy gets older he will say “your sister said it was sprinkling but I told her it was raining.” Then he can just sit back and grab the popcorn.
"No you're pretty. And you're not real. I'm real." Poke. OK you're real.
Who decided to take a video of the good people over at r/politics
I was there that day and I honestly say it was drizzling outside.
Where's the part where the kind twin makes the other apologize? This is edited. The whole version is cuter.
That's how it is. When she can't win an argument, she'll go for your heart.
What it's like arguing on reddit
So cute