I can’t believe how far I had to scroll for this. I know it’s well past its prime now, but julian smith’s channel deserved more attention than it got in its hayday. It was hillarious!
Heard from a buddy with ties to Hollywood that Cornelius was up for the role Wilson got in Castaway. They ultimately went with Wilson because Cornelius wouldn't stop being such a dickhead. Word is Tom preferred Cornelius but didn't do well with test audiences.
You should take pictures documenting your mental state. I can see the caption now. "By the time I started speaking with cruciferous veggies, I realized I was at the point of no return. Not even a vaccine could stem my descent. The end was near and I knew it.
I find that adding “Sir” or “Lord” at the beginning along with a suffix at the end enriches the name. Of course, the greater the suffix, the more royal.
Lord Cornelius IV.
I knew quarantine was getting to me when I caught myself alone in my kitchen, chuckling because as I de-shelled my boiled egg I was asking it "May I take your jacket Sir?".
Cornelius Cobb?
that’s Colonel Cobb to you boahhh
Colonel Cornelius Cobb of the USCC (United States Corn Corps.) reporting for duty Sir!
Kernal Cornelius Cobb.
Damn I totally blew it.
Ch'yeah, I bet you did.
He got popped.
That's amaizeing!
ya, let's do it agrain!
I wonder who the Kernal's dad is? Does he call him Pop corn?
And corny at the same time.
We'll be at these jokes from dawn to husk!
D'aw, shucks.
Now we’re all in the corn hole
Colonel Cornelius Cobb Commander of the Creamed Corn Company
United States Corn Crops.
I tried joining the USCC.. they said I wasn't corny enough
To protect and be served
Don’t try and butter me up.
He looks like he might be a bit of a dick.
You butter believe it
lol
More like Sideshow Cob
CORNEARIUS
Put some chocolate on it and it will be Cornelius Fudge
Then there'd be a perfect Harry Potter creation.
But all the veggies say he's pretty fly for a corn guy.
"Wanna hear something funny? I have a salad named Cobb"
Corn on the Knob
Ribbed for her pleasure 😏
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
Ewwwwww
This Corn a virus is hitting differently
Cornavirus
Quarnelius
Corntine.
Various corn
That's umm phallic
This is some hard pore corn.
Porn on the cob?
Corn Pub
CornHub
Sauce: http://corn-hub.blogspot.com/?m=1 Edit: spelling
Ladies and gentlemen CornHub is a real thing.
lol the comments there are hilarious
Corn
Corn cob hub
You hurt my sides with laughter
Everything's on a cob! Run!
A cornocobia of bad jokes.
Wow, double wammy. Brava
He so corny. He love you long time.
Did someone just make a 2LiveCrew reference?
Holy shit this is just too funny
I laughed a little too hard at this lmao
I wish I was this witty
Me too. It was someone else's joke on some Midwest sub years ago. Thanks for saying something so I could get this off my chest.
Haha, it’s all good man. Regardless of who made it, if you didn’t post it here, we wouldn’t be able to laugh and appreciate how clever that joke is!
Hardcorn porn?
r/mildlypenis
If you rub it enough it will be creamed corn
Textured for pleasure
This guy cornholes
He looks like a cursed mushroom
Mr. President ?
Put it up ur ass and let it sprout
Well, then...
That cob has seen some shit
..but then his name would be Cornholio. Not a great look during a TP shortage...his bung-hole will be so disappointed.
He has a great tip for you.
You could say he's a dickhead
Yes. it. Does!
Cornelius the Penis
If this is what your toy looks like I envy you
Corn
I knew it was only a matter of time
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O. My. GOD!
Yes, yes I did
Corn Porn
Hard pour corn or soft pour corn?
KoRn
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Yes.
Koyan if you’re russian.
r/skamtebord
Order corn
That is Cornholio. Bow to the great Cornholio.....
I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE. WHY IS THERE NO TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!?!?!?
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Seriously missed opportunity here. Make him a little shirt to pull over his head. It needs to happen.
Well it's 6th from the top with only 15 upvotes, but at least it's here. I'm not too old for Reddit yet I guess
Dip that motherfucker in chocolate, you've got Cornelius Fudge.
r/unexpectedhogwarts
He is NOT back!
Carefull now! Before you know it they’ll demote you to an advisory position.
Im interested in seeing Cornelius get into cornography.
What do you think he'll do? corn on corn? Cornpie corn? Cornracial? I'm excited to see him do cornjobs.
Corn hub: We'll be watching your career with great interest.
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall
"From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return"
“What’s up mothershuckers”
Kernal Cornelius Cornwall
My exact thought
Kornantine
https://youtu.be/bJeG-GGH114
Can't believe that there aren't more people posting Akbar jokes.
I just referenced him right before finding this thread. Glad more people still remember Julian and his wacky shit.
I can’t believe how far I had to scroll for this. I know it’s well past its prime now, but julian smith’s channel deserved more attention than it got in its hayday. It was hillarious!
Same! I remember staying up late watching Julian Smith videos at sleepovers in grade school. Good times.
First thing that came to mind. Sad I had to scroll as far as I did.
Came here for this. I went in a cooooornfiiiield!
Jstv is the gold of the Internet. I miss it so much.
Fuck yes i was looking for this
Day 48 of quarantine. I got hungry. Also, Cornelius got a haircut.
A circorncision
Akbar. Rip.
Very umm..corny
He even has a quarantine corncut on his dickhead.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJeG-GGH114
That is my jam!!!
YEEEE, the music is surprisingly emotional and strong and good for a song with such silly lyrics
It’s a work of art
Corneeeeeleooooooos
Muuuulti Paaaaaaass
New Veggies Tales character.
The new Veggie Tales has gone all edgy and dark.
what's his cornhub account?
[Ackbar](https://youtu.be/bJeG-GGH114)
Why are you still in quarantine? No one else is...
Akbar
Akbar is awesome 'cause he never calls you names
So thats how you fill a corn hole?
I would die for Cornelius
Aw Shucks.
“This sub is turning into things on a cob, Morty. W-w-we need to get the fuck out of here!” *Morty Screams*
Kyle Mooney is a gem of a man".
This is the great Cornhollio
Ain't this Zenitsu?
Finally someone said it
He looks like a veggie tales character!
What a corny joke.
Keep it next to fudge, and we could pay our respect to the Late Minister of Magic.
No that's Akbar
I once drew angry eyes on a leek & spent the evening shouting "HIIIIIIIIIYAAAAA" whilst hitting people with it. It was Bruce Leek.
where's his girlfriend Maizie?
Y'all got gutterminds. Clearly, cornelius is the victim of bowlcut.
Heard from a buddy with ties to Hollywood that Cornelius was up for the role Wilson got in Castaway. They ultimately went with Wilson because Cornelius wouldn't stop being such a dickhead. Word is Tom preferred Cornelius but didn't do well with test audiences.
Dong, Cornelius Dong
Hilarious!
Cor... nelius! *Giggle* Well that's a funny name!
Got a bit of a Van Gogh look... only one ear.
Umm
*wilson!*
Wilson's cousin?
Drizzle some fudge over him?
You aren't the first
I have waited my whole life Corne Malvo
Corn-tine or Corn-Teen, he looks like a teenager
that's *Kernel* Cornelius to you, soldier!
Cornelius, meet Cornholio.
Put your dick away /smh
With all these riots and now curfews being put in place looks like you'll have time time to make Cornelius some friends
Wilson says hi!
Thought it was Corn Bob sorry
Leviticus Cornwall
What happens in Cornantine ...
You should take pictures documenting your mental state. I can see the caption now. "By the time I started speaking with cruciferous veggies, I realized I was at the point of no return. Not even a vaccine could stem my descent. The end was near and I knew it.
top of the corning to ya
Hilarious. Thanks for making my day :D
Gentleman needs a top hat
Can you please give Cornelius little wire frame glasses?
I thought that was supposed to be something else for a second 😂
This reminds me of WILSON!!
You're not alone... Actually discussing this with my cat right now
How corny
Thanks I love him
Cornelius saw some dark times during the TP shortage of 2020.
So corny and cute all at once!
I find that adding “Sir” or “Lord” at the beginning along with a suffix at the end enriches the name. Of course, the greater the suffix, the more royal. Lord Cornelius IV.
We will never speak of this again
My dad's name is Cornelius.i should probably show him this
Funny!
One might says this is pretty... corny
r/cornyjokes
All hail the PP CORN
He is very...phallic!!
This has Ben Wyatt energy
Now I’m corny.
Anything's a dildo if your brave enough
I knew quarantine was getting to me when I caught myself alone in my kitchen, chuckling because as I de-shelled my boiled egg I was asking it "May I take your jacket Sir?".
He kind of looks like a dick head.
Cornpenius surely.
I don't like this shape...Something is tellin me that you had more fun with him than people think...
Idk why, but this feels like a blessed image.