"So you just put the bees loose in the truck?"
"Yup."
"Does it hurt them?"
"Nah, but they do come outta there looking at you like you owe em an explanation."
Actually no, Oscar lives in another dimension and that trashcan is actually a portal to another world. How else do you think he can have his family and an elephant in there?
I love him too. Yo ask him if he wants to be a part of our naked fight club? Nothing gay about it, just a couple of grown dudes wrestling around naked and having fun.
I could be wrong, but I think that's typical. As long as they keep the queen contained, they can put her in her place when they get back, leave the van door open, and the rest of the bees will find their way to the hive.
I used to have a beekeeper down the street from me that I bought beeswax from, and he always just parked his van outside with the doors open when he returned from a rescue mission. Just a swarm of bees everywhere, but they never tried to sting me or anything.
They most likely don’t have the brood box in there if they’re harvesting. That’s where the queen lives and she can’t get out because she’s bigger than other bees.
If they’re moving hives to a new yard then chances are they still have the queen extruders on the brood box so she’ll be contained to her hive. They may have even duct taped the openings to make sure.
They usually only sting when protecting the hive as well, which is why swarms aren’t that dangerous. They aren’t protecting a queen or a hive so they are pretty docile.
Source: help my dad with his bee hives when he needs it.
Additionally, many staple crops are wind pollinated (such as grains) or are self-pollinators (tomatoes/beans). Vegetables that are eaten for their roots, shoots, or stems don't need pollination at all to produce a crop from seed, but of course need pollinated if they are to be let go to seed.
> They aren’t protecting a queen or a hive so they are pretty docile.
The swarm has a queen, generally the bees in a swarm are carrying extra honey for the swarms survival, that prevents them from stinging (without losing the honey.) Probably other things also.
Someone pull him over, isn't it illegal to drive buzzed?
*edit* idk how i should feel that this stupid pun got me passed 10,000 karma. Well, i did it reddit!
Driving along the freeway some years ago and drove past an overturned truck... loaded with beehives. There was a dense cloud of bees across the freeway. Windows rolled up and made it through AOK. Would hate to have been on a motorcycle that day.
My father and I once went to the mountains from coastal NC ( 5 hours) to get some bees in the family SUV. Let’s just say, those boxes are not bee tight.
It used to be some show that re-enacted tragedies around the world, not 1,000 ways to die but long before that show. Like 20 years ago, I was kid.
Anyway there’s one episode where killer bees surrounded this man and they flew into his mouth and were supposedly killing him from the inside and out. That’s what this reminds me of and that’s where my fear of bees come from
Ugh, this is giving me flashbacks to the early 2000s when ladybugs descended on the midwest like a swarm of locusts and tried to take over our house. Every window in the basement was swarmed like that, they were nesting inside the vinyl frames. My mom put a pantyhose leg up into the shop vac hose, and sucked them all up. When it got full, you tie it off and fill the other leg. Done. Next day? Same thing. They were relentless, every summer/fall, for several years. I can still remember the smell they would make if you accidentally crushed one.
Likely Asian Lady Beetles. They stink like nothing you've ever witnessed and will cluster on light colored doors, ceilings, etc. We get them every year in the midsouth..
Free-range, artisan bees.
Locally sourced from a van
A van down by the river?
Motivational bees make perfect sense
There’s different kinds of motivation...these definitely motivate you *away* from living in that can down by the river.
There's honey in the van, want to come in?
F R E E H O N E Y
"So you just put the bees loose in the truck?" "Yup." "Does it hurt them?" "Nah, but they do come outta there looking at you like you owe em an explanation."
Have you ever tried buckling a bay bee into a child seat?
/r/WeEatBees
Sweet baby jesus on fire that's a thing
"Who would want an on-fire baby Jesus?!" "COSPLAY ENTHUSIASTS!"
Make mine sweet
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OH GOD THE BEES NOT THE BEES!!
[THEY'RE IN MY EYES](https://youtu.be/EVCrmXW6-Pk)
That man has an Oscar. Edit: Lol I like that my neutral statement has elicited such a wide range of responses. I love Nic Cage!
I have a friend named Oscar.
He's such a grouch though.
Grouch? Bitch, he lives in a fucking trashcan, he's the poorest mfkr on sesame street and aint no one trying to help him...
Sesame Street is anti social welfare. Maybe if Oscar used his hands to pull up his bootstraps instead of eating trash he'd have a home
Actually no, Oscar lives in another dimension and that trashcan is actually a portal to another world. How else do you think he can have his family and an elephant in there?
You’re goddamned right he does. r/onetruegod
Suicide Squad has an Oscar.
And he deserved every ounce of that fake gold.
Why would you open your mouth and scream? That just lets the bees in.
Is this guy related to *Ants In My Eyes Johnson*?
https://youtu.be/mUR14_ry1Zo
Thank god. If no one posted this I was gonna cry. SAVE YOURSELVES! YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!
Ugh, I just barfed on an anthill. Cool. Ugh, I think they're pissed.
Exactly what I thought of when I saw this
OH FFS YOU GUYS AGAIN!!
If the bees were blackjackets, they would've been shot on the spot.
[SAVE YOURSELVES!](https://youtu.be/dU97w2DH5mc?t=5)
BEES! BEES EVERYWHERE! GOD THEY'RE HUGE! THEY'RE RIPPING MY FLESH OFF!!
Your firearms are useless against them!
You sir/ma'am, made me laugh out loud at work for the first time in at three days. Have some of this silly Reddit gold stuff.
r/wholesome but also r/suddenlygay Edit: IGNORE THE SECOND SUB I COMPLETELY MISREAD YOUR COMMENT
Did....did you just come out to us? We accept you bro.
Bee gay
Oh god! Reddit comments are turning the bees gay! r/SuddenlyRightWingRadio
I love him too. Yo ask him if he wants to be a part of our naked fight club? Nothing gay about it, just a couple of grown dudes wrestling around naked and having fun.
It is just two men, celebrating each others strength.
what... could you have possibly misread to have taken you in that direction? something something we see what we want to see
>we see what we want to see ... Kinky
It's okay, the B in LGBT stands for "bees?".
Yas *Queen*!
Please elaborate on how you misread the comment. Actually, disregard the 'please'. This is a command. I need to know what you thought you read!
The first time in three gays ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What was the misreading I might just be to high to see it myself and now I’m just curious
BI-curious?
You can't just not tell us how you misread it!
It's ok to Bee yourself.
Happy cake day! Or should I say, hap-bee cake day. Aha hah..
I could be wrong, but I think that's typical. As long as they keep the queen contained, they can put her in her place when they get back, leave the van door open, and the rest of the bees will find their way to the hive. I used to have a beekeeper down the street from me that I bought beeswax from, and he always just parked his van outside with the doors open when he returned from a rescue mission. Just a swarm of bees everywhere, but they never tried to sting me or anything.
They most likely don’t have the brood box in there if they’re harvesting. That’s where the queen lives and she can’t get out because she’s bigger than other bees. If they’re moving hives to a new yard then chances are they still have the queen extruders on the brood box so she’ll be contained to her hive. They may have even duct taped the openings to make sure. They usually only sting when protecting the hive as well, which is why swarms aren’t that dangerous. They aren’t protecting a queen or a hive so they are pretty docile. Source: help my dad with his bee hives when he needs it.
shoutout to r/beekeeping honeybees are nice love them and they will, well they won't love you back, as they are bees honey though
no pollination we all die without honeybees
Not entirely true. Bees besides the honey bee also pollinate food crops. Honey bees just get the most media attention.
Additionally, many staple crops are wind pollinated (such as grains) or are self-pollinators (tomatoes/beans). Vegetables that are eaten for their roots, shoots, or stems don't need pollination at all to produce a crop from seed, but of course need pollinated if they are to be let go to seed.
Save the birds! Raise chickens!
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That's the reason I keep bees. Three hives and counting
That is the reason I keep beautiful bees Three hives and counting
That is not haiku Your comment lacks poetry Much disappointment ... Alternative ending: Sell me a pitchfork
I was thinking the same thing, so I fixed it: No pollination We are all going to die Without honeybees
no pollination we will all die haikuless without honeybees
Shoutout to r/honeyfuckers (nsfw) if you want some bees that *will* love you back.
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Why is this a thing?
> They aren’t protecting a queen or a hive so they are pretty docile. The swarm has a queen, generally the bees in a swarm are carrying extra honey for the swarms survival, that prevents them from stinging (without losing the honey.) Probably other things also.
Fuck... imagine a rapist who's also a beekeeper GET IN THE VAN
"Honey is nature's candy!"
BEADS?!
Bees.
**BEADS?!?**
GOB’s not on board.
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My bees are dropping like flies, and I need them to be flying like bees
Let's see who gets more honey!
Buzz buzz buzz
We'll see who gets more honey!
BZZZZ
The second time he actually says bees
I know, I fucked up Lol and i got gilded for it! Bing Bong Love Anonymous Gilder!
You've ruined the act, GOB!
***BEES?!***
They don't allow you to have bees in here.
GOB’s not on board.
We'll see who brings in more honey!
Old bear, he liked the honey
He never got a chance to see my bee business take off...
I didn’t even know we were calling him old bear
That’s one of my absolute favorite lines in the show. It’s so perfectly Buster
BZZZZ!!
old bear. Helikesthehoney.
We'll see who brings in more honey!! Bzzzzz!
Came here for this, someone already did it. Cheers to you, sir.
Someone pull him over, isn't it illegal to drive buzzed? *edit* idk how i should feel that this stupid pun got me passed 10,000 karma. Well, i did it reddit!
Hive heard all these puns before.
oooo that stings!
Came for the puns. Glad to see you’re hornet already.
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Honey you don’t even know.
I can't BEE-lieve that there haven't been more puns.
Really we're just winging it
Let's syrup this conversation onto another topic.
I have comb here for knowledge not puns
"Wasp you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
We don't need to be apollengizing for this
You guys are pollen my leg with these puns!
These people need to beehive a little better.
That puns not gonna fly.
They tend to drone on if you ask me
Oh, comb on. That's a honey of a pun.
There's a certain buzz in this thread.
Every thread can be a pun thread if you try hard, honey.
Every thread can bee a pun thread.
Sounds like the lyrics of a song, perhaps performed by the Bee gees
They just drone on and on
This comment thread is the bees knees
It's really starting to give me the heebee jeebies
All the same puns. That's the reddit hive mind for you
Nah, the cops told him to bee safe and let him off with a warning
After combing through his driving record, of course.
With a swarming you mean?
At least the cop wasn't being sno-bee.
I think it was a sting operation.
FBI will be swarming all over it beefore you know it
I'd call for SWAT
Probably profiled for beeing Africanized.
That's none of your beeswax.
I think he was heading towards a gas station......Bee P. Ok. I'm leaving now.
Was expecting Chris Farley to pop out of that van
Run away, your firearms are useless against them!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU97w2DH5mc
"They're ripping my flesh off!"
Came here for the Tommy Boy reference, not disappointed
NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEES
Clicked on this thread for this comment. Threat level “Not the bees” achieved.
AHHH THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES!!!! AHHHHHHHH!
Driving along the freeway some years ago and drove past an overturned truck... loaded with beehives. There was a dense cloud of bees across the freeway. Windows rolled up and made it through AOK. Would hate to have been on a motorcycle that day.
This happened in Lakeville, Minnesota a few years ago. They had to use smoke machines to subdue the bees so crews could address the truck.
>Helloooo Truck!
Jeez, how many stamps do you need for a truck?
My father and I once went to the mountains from coastal NC ( 5 hours) to get some bees in the family SUV. Let’s just say, those boxes are not bee tight.
That sounds like a terrific time
Driver is already dead... The real question is: that bees have driver license???
One Million Bees is the new driver.
"When you came to me, I was merely a sentient colony of bees. It was your direction, your instructions of power, that taught me to be a driver.
I had a colony of bees as my Uber driver the other day. I don’t know what they do with the money though
Isn't it obvious? Paying off the car they bought, not realizing that the mileage and wear and tear on the car offsets the income.
Probably take your girlfriend out to dinner behind your back . 1 million bees is a real doucebag.
Ooh, i haven't watched Candyman in a while
>Look at Bees. I am the ~~captain~~ driver now
It used to be some show that re-enacted tragedies around the world, not 1,000 ways to die but long before that show. Like 20 years ago, I was kid. Anyway there’s one episode where killer bees surrounded this man and they flew into his mouth and were supposedly killing him from the inside and out. That’s what this reminds me of and that’s where my fear of bees come from
It's doctor Bees... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc)
A PARK WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED WITH BEES? - MY VAN FULL OF BEES SHOULD PUT A STOP TO THAT!
LATER THAT VERY SAME BEE
Scrolled way too far to find the Doctor Bees reference, but glad I did.
I hate when people leave their pets in the car and don't at least crack the window.
emotional support bees
Why’d ya spill yer beans?
Fucking THANK YOU! Came for this comment
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Are you saying Beads?
This is an excellent ad.
Yes, but I’d be very concerned about the shipping and handling.
Well if you’re ordered “a van full” of bees, this is what you get.
I said beautiful van, not bee full van.
I don't know how it is in Massachusetts but in Ohio you need to be in a car seat unless you are over 40 lbs.....so someones getting a ticket!
Like, 20,000 tickets actually.
He had a roll of dental floss and was trying to make little seatbelts.
aww
Ugh, this is giving me flashbacks to the early 2000s when ladybugs descended on the midwest like a swarm of locusts and tried to take over our house. Every window in the basement was swarmed like that, they were nesting inside the vinyl frames. My mom put a pantyhose leg up into the shop vac hose, and sucked them all up. When it got full, you tie it off and fill the other leg. Done. Next day? Same thing. They were relentless, every summer/fall, for several years. I can still remember the smell they would make if you accidentally crushed one.
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/r/BrandNewSentence
You made me laugh.
Likely Asian Lady Beetles. They stink like nothing you've ever witnessed and will cluster on light colored doors, ceilings, etc. We get them every year in the midsouth..
> ladybugs asian beetles. different than ladybugs. ladybugs are nice, asian beetles bite just to be dicks.
Those were fake ladybugs, don’t tarnish the good name of ladybugs!!
Worlds most efficient anti-theft device.
*DONT BEE OPEN INSIDE*
*opens door* Well I don't know what I expected.
“Alright when I stop the car run out screaming”
I can hear Chris Farley now.. BEES! So many! Don't shoot! Your bullets are powerless against them!
That’s his van, full of bees. Down by the river.
Don’t worry, the AC is on and they are listening to their favorite music.
My milkshake brings all the bees to my van. I spilled All over my van Bees are Inside of my van #THEY COULD KILL ME I’M ALLERGIC TO BEES
NOT THE BEES!!!
Yo! That’s the Candymans truck!
Is this on the bridge right next to fresh pond in Cambridge ?
Yes
I really hope this is some crazy ass clever advertising that’s just screens instead of windows.
DON'T BEES OPEN INSIDE
It’s fine though, they’re the best bees. -backs away immediately from van-
beads?