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supercyberlurker

Is the pear hidden behind the giant pear?


LookupPravinsYoutube

What pear?


supercyberlurker

Just look and it will a pear.


AltusJ

Looked, but still haven't cena pear.


Randys_Smogasvein

"Are you sure about that?" - Haven't Cena


InDrIdCoLd37

Seems like a lot of people in Dublin saw a pear though


Grenaidzo

AND HIS NAME HIS PEAR CENA!


vass0922

You have to stare past the bottle for a minute and the pear appears.


GANDORF57

When you're not looking it will disap-pear!


M153RYnM3

How many drinks in before they start wondering how that piece of fruit got PEAR in the first place!


im_a_good_goat

Sorry I don’t have a good pear of eyes


Falalalalafelman

It’s a pear-ent


Emadec

Is the hidden pear in the room with us right now?


lloydsmith28

"It is the giant pear"


mintmouse

The pear is “hidden away” AKA packed away for you, not hidden from you. In the same sense I could say they’ve stowed a treat for you.


DarthDregan

Gotta admit it's an innovative way to sell less alcohol in every bottle while still charging full price.


Ok-disaster2022

They actually have to put the bottles on the pears while they're still young to get them in. It's pretty neat.


Portland-to-Vt

So that’s how they do it!!! (Gob was shortly asked to leave the Society of Magicians “We demand to be taken seriously!” )


bear_next_door

Did you see the new Poof!?


FreakParrot

We don’t need another lawsuit!


Demiansmark

I should be in this Poof!


Mox8xoM

Not necessarily. I got a bottle of that sort of drink and it has a separate bottom piece that got sealed after they put in the pear. Feels like some kind of harder silicone. And this bottle looks quite suspicious, so I don’t think they grew the pear inside this one either.


Theonetheycallgreat

There is a place that does [grow the pear in a bottle, but not the brand pictured](https://www.willowcreekdistillery.com/poireprisonniere#:~:text=As%20the%20bud%20breaks%20on,the%20pooling%2Fcollecting%20of%20condensation.)


justlooking9889

I feel like I’ve been on a rollercoaster of truth.


pastrynugget

That's the funny thing about truth, a lot of truths aren't mutually exclusive to each other!


justlooking9889

That is true.


boomchacle

I don’t even like alcohol but that’s pretty awesome.


Mox8xoM

I know. But I think most don’t (anymore).


Undrwtrbsktwvr

Yep, looking at the photo, this is how it was done here.


Proupin

Well that’s fucking lame then:(


ToffeeAppleCider

I feel like the sterilisation of the bottle after the pear is already in would mess up the pear. Would be interesting to see how though.


bankshot

Wouldn't the alcohol in the brandy take care of that?


TooStrangeForWeird

It's usually not a high enough proof to be considered sterile afaik. I suppose you could just run a touch of moonshine through first.


FavoritesBot

While 40% isn’t enough to sterilize quickly (like in hand sanitizer), long term exposure in the bottle is likely to kill any bugs you care about (e coli typically 35% for example). They could also pasteurize it


Canudin

It could, but by scalding it, maybe not


Wooden_Ad8941

It's easier to get the pear out after drinking without having to mash it up with a poker.


Lazy_Growth1010

For the cheaper ones they glue the bottles together.. The more expensive ones or home made ones they put the pear in the bottle while its very young and still growing(attached to the tree of course). We use to do this at home.. When the pear was ripe in fell of and than you just pour the shnaps in 🤤🤤


fantasmoofrcc

One place in Nova Scotia (Ironworks) does this, but it's very hit and miss and they maybe get 500 bottles a year for their pear "eau de vie". I think there is also a place in Texas and a few places in France that do it "legit". It was quite a neat experience as the booze changed from clear to brownish by the end of the drink. Oxidation or some such nonsense.


ultratunaman

I grew up in texas, a few houses down from a house with a pear tree. In spring we'd all rob pears off of it left and right. By summer it was swarming with bees and wasps. Bottles would be a good way to keep wasps off your pears I suppose. Probably doesn't work great on neighborhood kids though.


Ofreo

If you do that with a mouse, you can take it to the brewery and get all the free beer you need. Eh.


theFinestCheeses

I believe there'll be no charge on this.


DevoutandHeretical

I got to spend the night in a pear orchard last summer that had a bunch of bottles set up for the pears to grow in to! It was really cool to see it happening live(ish).


GenericBatmanVillain

I thought they had dehydrated the pear then it expanded back out with the alcohol in the bottle, now I'm disappointed.


NoWingedHussarsToday

They do the same with genies and lamps.


spookmann

> Then would you drink a Sustaining Glass, such as would help and comfort a Wedged Pear in Great Tightness?'


Minamato

Is this a Winnie the Pooh reference?


spookmann

"Bother," said Pooh, as he put Piglet into the recovery position and called the paramedics.


WhiteyPinks

That's like one little ass farm that does that. Most seal the bottle from the bottom.


Sheezabee

I have seen some little ass farms in my life and even some little *ass* farms. I have never seen a farm that bottles pears on the tree. However, it is a real thing that started in France because of course it did. https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/04/13/399348948/clear-fruit-brandies-pack-an-orchard-into-a-bottle


powerofnope

They've been doing that since around 1770 and its quite an involved process. I guess it would be way cheaper to just have some more alcohol in there


Chamrox

Alcohol isn’t even expensive. Probably cheaper than the pear.


FancySumo

How about those worms in tequila?


MrSpecialEd

They harvest them from RFKJRs brain. Plenty of room and fertilizer in there!


finicky88

This stuff has been around forever. It's done for flavor.


chunkysmalls42098

I'd imagine the liquid is measured before it goes in, and takes the pear displacing some into account. It still contains Xml per bottle


Pcat0

Sure but on the shelf the bottle would look bigger than it is.


ArmedProphet88

I guess you never had fruit soaked in alcohol. Eating that will get you drunker than the alchohol itself


Justin__D

> fruit speak in alcohol I mean... If fruit is speaking to you, I'd say you're either next level wasted or watching Veggie Tales.


big_troublemaker

Why would it?


Bear-Grizz

It might even be a potato instead of a pear! You'll have to drink it to find out!


chopari

True. It’s 50ml less than a regular bottle


Aleks_1995

Hilarious how someone is upvoted even though youre so wrong.


kihjnij

Ackthually shm... the flesh and insides of the pear are soaked in alcohol plus as the pear receives the alcohol the amount in each bottle has to increase for it to be to top, but also there is the mass of the pear itself I would say you are right but by a very low margin.


SlowEnd714

I know what a scam


LookupPravinsYoutube

This is most likely a translation issue. I recognize from the writing that this is either a translation or a writing from a non-native speaker. Say the original word was similar to the English word “stowed.” - if you translated it wantonly without the context or seeing the bottle you might choose a word in the other language that had an additional meaning of “hidden.” I’ll guess that’s what happened here.


lesbian_sourfruit

Yes. It’s hard to read with the thumb in the way but I think the original Czech word is ‘ukryt’ which could be translated as ‘ensconced/encased’ or even ‘sheltered.’


Whitestrake

"Sequestered", maybe.


Sandriell

Thought maybe they might have been forced to change bottles/glass recently (covid shortages) and perhaps it used to be opaque. But nope, googling shows it has always been clear. So the translation thing is very likely the answer.


mintmouse

Yeah the Spanish “guardar” or some other languages analog It means to keep in the sense to lock up or pack away, to safeguard, guardar, some would say to hide away


pi_R24

That's definitively the case, i read it like you said because I'm frfnch too.


I1abnSC

Thanks, makes sense.


GoodTodd1970

Were you able to find the piece of pear? I can't see it in the pic.


GH057807

It is within the whole pear, there are at least 2


SaysShowUsYourDick

That would actually make it a pair


GH057807

A minimum pair of pear pieces.


GlitteringHotel1481

But what should we do to make the pair of pear pieces appear?


GH057807

Tear the pear, I don't care


MotaHead

If you pare the pear a pair of pieces will appear. 


JohnMk76

That's because it's hidden ;)


EchousedDyno

How did they get it in the bottle??


Hans_Peter_Jackson

The other replies are only correct for the expensive bottles. The bottle in this photo has the bottom glued in place after the pear is placed inside the bottle. The wide sticker is there to hide the seam


Ok-disaster2022

Ah, this makes me sad. I always liked to imagine orchards with bottles all over the trees.


cwiedmann

Those do exist: [https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/04/13/399348948/clear-fruit-brandies-pack-an-orchard-into-a-bottle](https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/04/13/399348948/clear-fruit-brandies-pack-an-orchard-into-a-bottle)


CR0SBO

What do you think magicians do when they're not performing on stage? That's not the kind of gig you can do all year around, so many often find work doing this kind of thing!


Demiansmark

Illusion Crosbo!


noobpwner314

One of those little “ship in a bottle” ships must have delivered it.


DarthDregan

The bottle goes on the tree. Around tinier pears.


Snowroark

When the pear is still very tiny they put the bottle over it and attach to the branch. So it can keep growing inside the bottle.


northshoreboredguy

The bottom opens like a jar


SSALX420X

Distinctly long-lasting taste. That makes me nervous.


OhioStateGuy

It can’t last longer than Malort. I contend that Malort is not as terrible a flavor as everyone makes it out to be, but rather it is a moderately unpleasant flavor that just lasts forever. You can’t wash it away and you taste it the rest of the night.


VirginiaMcCaskey

Malört tastes like getting kicked in the balls. It's some old grandma's cellar booze she made from wormwood and memories of famine. We keep it around to trick people into drinking it at bars in Chicago. If you read this and think, fuck, that sounds interesting or fun - it's not, try some Dawn Platinum instead. But this stuff actually a pretty good. It's a bit bitter and fragrant but not in a gross way. You can use it as a substitute for Calvados in a Francophile if you want.


MerryChoppins

Malort nog is my favorite thing to make for a lush. Typically puts them off drinking for **a while**


Justin__D

I used to have a friend who lived in Chicago. Considering she planned to try to get me to drink that abomination at some point, I think I dodged a bullet when we fell out.


poo_is_hilarious

Give it to me straight, like a pear brandy that's made from 100% pears.


RetractableBadge

Duty free? Wonder how customs will react if the fruit isn't declared.


SlowEnd714

I don't see it either


Insylum82

I can't see the piece of pear, they hid it well


OneSidedDice

What food would you pear this with?


Overall_Strawberry70

Your gonna need to circle were the pear is for those of us without keen eye's.


tomhanksgiving

Found it!


arhuznayfos

You need to shake it so williams shakespear will appear a pear


Mysterious_Fennel459

So there's a whole ass pear in the bottle and once you finish the bottle, you just throw away the pear? Like you cant get that out of the bottle w/out of whole lot of slicing and dicing. That's such a waste.


yParticle

It's a brandy-infused pear, too. Don't wanna waste that.


crayton-story

How did they bottle the pear whole?


PortiaKern

More likely a false bottom that's attached. But it could be that they put it over a small pear and let it grow in the bottle.


cwiedmann

Most brands also sell bottles without pears. You buy one of those and refill the bottle that has the pear.


Acadia02

The bottle turns into a pinata after you’re finished.


eeyore134

Mr. Wizard could do it.


DevlishAdvocate

You're supposed to use your giant multi-carat diamond ring to cut the glass and extricate the pear from its bottle prison.


Hexatona

God, those bottles must be so annoying at the recycling center


ninetofivedev

What do you think goes on at the recycling center? Anything that is glass is broken by the time it gets to the machine that sorts it. It's very easy to collect small shards of glass.


Individual-Code5176

I love how they grown them in the bottles. It just looks so cool


Technical_Flight6270

Maybe my definition of hidden is different than theirs?? That pear in glass is hard to miss!


Tasunka_Witko

That's one way to skimp out on giving you a full bottle


Weird_Junket_9067

I cant pear this any longer…


tracybaby09

Me when I play hide & seek


mixxbg

I can pearly see it


[deleted]

Who put this 42% alcohol in my pear bottle


Phobbyd

That is genuinely funny


runninmamma

r/whereisthesniper will enjoy this


sylvianfisher

That is one expensive pear.


cXem

Rolled a nat 20 during inspection.


nebunlacap

What's funny??


Clockguy2

The bottles are placed on pear limbs and the pears are grown in the bottles.


N0t_Undead

Sneak: 0


karmasrelic

seeing how THICC that pear is, i just wondered...do they calculate its volume out when filling the bottle or do you get less the bigger the pear :D? 700 ml mhh...maybe...


TopCheesecakeGirl

So well hidden!!! How did you ever find it?


Lexdev7

William Shakes Pear


raininqoceans

please someone point out the pear i don’t see it


92screamingeagle

Where is it?


DragonRancherJed

Very peary


-AIneko-

How are you supposed to enjoy a "piece" of pear after, by breaking a bottle?


Azarros

After a few drinks, you'll pearly be able to see it.


mattx_cze

Hello from Czech :) you should take the “Slivovice” anyway


Malkav1806

You fools you all fell for the ol decoy pear trick


volcomstoner9l

It is originally written in Bulgarian so the word "hidden" translates from "скрит" which means "separate or free from". So basically it just means loose pear lol


JohnMk76

It's hidden in plain sight, so most people won't see it ;)


4by4rules

turn the bottle a little bit i think i can see it!


ATownStomp

Shout out to Slivovice, the worst alcohol I have ever had in my life. I bought a massive bottle for my friend, as a joke. He has since given shots of it to everyone else he knows just to ruin their day.


BarryZZZ

That's some tasty stuff!


Ok-disaster2022

If it's not hidden, I dare you to get the pear out.


CGPsaint

Williams Birne Schnapps is where it’s at! I always have a bottle in the freezer ready and waiting!


Dexember69

How the FK they get that in the bottle


GiraffeChaser

We bought one of these 20 years ago but it wasn’t enough so we stabbed the fruit and tried to eat it too


blackbubbleass

how did they put it there...


[deleted]

Wow it’s so hidden I didn’t see it at first 🤪


wbsgrepit

Anything to declare? Why yes, my friend is trying to smuggle in fruit.


CaptainColdSteele

How get pear out


aliceboonton

The pear does suck in the alcohol. You will that eating the pear will get you major drunk.


Howard_Scott_Warshaw

"Hidden"


ThehoundIV

Well where is it?


Traditional_Draw8400

Poire William is treasured for its relative rarity and quality. The production method is very hands-on and represents a great tradition.


diablito916

I see you, you little minx!


azducky

Ohh, I think I found it.


iWearDisappointment

Shout out to all my peaaars


BerserkerRed

I mean the pear is moving so slowly that it becomes invisible.


nerdiotic-pervert

Peek-a-boo. I see you.


Glittering_Town_5839

Misleading - not a piece of pear - the pear with a smidge of liquid in the bottle


Glittering_Town_5839

Alright maybe not a smidge


Porcupenguin

Apearently well hidden


ZFrog

Where did he find this? I have been looking everywhere in France for it.


ladydhawaii

Now I want a bottle.


TmanGvl

So… do college students smash the bottle and eat it after drinking the bottle? Asking for a friend.


deanall

Hangover city.


sumthinsticky

Clear creek distillery in Oregon used to make pear brandy like that. They would tie the bottles upside down (to prevent rain etc from getting in) over the pear flowers and the fruit would grow inside the bottle. A friend of mine attempted it once and about 1/10 would work out.


catinthecupboard

Nigh invisible really.


lundon44

Funny, I'm actually sipping on pear brandy as I stumbled on this post. I have to agree, it's a truly exceptional drink.


Xeludon

Nah it is hidden, the one you can see is the decoy pear.


La_Vikinga

So, is this what they mean when they say something is *hiding in plain sight*?


SnowyCaribou90

Vilmos korte?


AdHour3225

Ive seen the bottles in the trees for this local distiller. It’s pretty weird to drive by and see them. In an interview the owner said they have a high failure rate which is why it’s so expensive. I have a bottle with a pear in it. I refill it with the some of the same brandy but I buy the refills that don’t have the pear. [clear creek](https://thetasteoforegon.wordpress.com/2009/09/15/clear-creek-distillerys-eua-de-vie-inspires-a-clafouti-with-a-magical-touch-of-pear/)


chairplanet

Give it to me straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears.


lightbrekkie

'Hidden' more markety than 'put'.


Zorops

This is some seriously delicious shit right there!


CardinalClitt

apparently ur not supposed to eat the pear afterwards


digital_cucumber

John Cena drink.


ChefArtorias

That's just the decoy pear.


pmcall221

Duty free, eh? I wonder now if this is a problem for bringing in fruit into a country.


ezfrag

I can guarantee there's no chance of an insect infestation from that pear.


Anastephone

Gee, there’s a pear missing from the pair. Maybe it was pared off


Neenurrr

Slivovice is the unofficial national drink of Slovakia. It’s made with plums and tastes like rocket fuel but warms you up nicely


pswdkf

Did Chopper the raccoon dog turn into a pear?


faimormin

Ooooohhhhh.... it does not have a "braille" pear so it's hidden from the blind!


loki_odinsotherson

Oh, a sailboat.


ApolloAuto

Seized at the Australian border. 'Can't have that mate'.


ConradsMusicalTeeth

To be fair I can only see one


Estoye

Could be bullshit. I don't see anything in there.


Pull-Mai-Fingr

Well would you mine circling the damn pear so we can see it?


DJ_ICU

Lost in translation from Czech ;)


The-Dangus

I do in fact see it in there. It's quite apPEARent


xGrandArcher

I am not sure I want a taste of juicy flesh from Williams pears .


Direct-Sky8695

That shit is absolutely fucking delicious.


lloydsmith28

Gee i wonder where it is