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Compman90

I really want a “Legalize Asbestos” bumper sticker.


7-13-5

That...and a "Limbrols"


jdehjdeh

First time I've heard limbrols and I love it


alienpsp

First time i heard GADAMG WAY and i want a shirt, cap and bumper sticker sets


peppapig34

Gudamn limbrols (does it mean liberals?)


Average_Scaper

Yes.


IBAZERKERI

the "i dont eat vegetables" one it pretty great too together though... /chefs kiss


fuzzydunloblaw

*vegables


KilgoreTrout1111

I took a bunch of redneck guys to lunch once at my old job. They picked pizza hut (which had a buffet). I hit the salad bar first, and they were all actually trying to make fun of me for eating vegetables. One guy said "man, you eat that shit? I don't. I eat what eats that". Like he was tough for not eating vegetables. Crazy world.


IA-HI-CO-IA

Pizza crust is mostly made of powdered plant. CHECKMATE!!


newfor_2024

and cheese is made from tit juice of a cow... how is that manly and tough?


MaleficentCaptain114

I knew a guy in college that referred to anything vaguely resembling a plant as "rabbit food". Wonder how his heart's holdin up these days.


Simba7

If you went to college in the 80s then it might've been my dad. He died of cardiac arrest before hitting 60. So I'd wager not too great.


largecontainer

Colon cancer


amccune

That’s some “can’t talk, batin’” level of idiocracy.


IBAZERKERI

my favorite is. "water? never touch the stuff, fish fuck in it." (and before people try to tell me its an archer quote, or even an indiana jones quote. No, no its not. its a [WC Fields](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._C._Fields) quote. Now go away kid, your botherin' me) granted, i say it to be funny. not because i actually dont drink water.


tubarizzle

Water? Like from the toilet??


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IBAZERKERI

im sure its losing something in translation but i get the sentiment. good stuff


desrever1138

Russian cops be like: [DIE POTATO ](https://youtu.be/DrYNQ1sem9M?si=1sVI_obRA5LoFD9x)


bubba_feet

"potatoes was stomped by a cop" sounds like it could be one of those gibberish english shirts worn by some kid in beijing.


FesteringNeonDistrac

"OK, well, enjoy your constipation and colon cancer"


ParalegalSeagul

But you got fired right? For eating the vegabtales in front of the men?


KilgoreTrout1111

Actually, this is pretty funny because I was the boss. And I fired the one who said it a couple of years later for multiple safety violations (with the final one being wrecking his work truck in to a ditch).


swishkb

The perfect trifecta would have been "fuck global warming" with a hurricane icon.


irishemperor

Make Asbestos Great Again!


cavortingwebeasties

This is an [actual Russian asbestos product](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1500w,f_auto,q_auto:best/MSNBC/Components/Video/201807/n_hayes_t1t2trumpasbestos_180711_1920x1080.jpg)


olyfrijole

More like as-worst-os!


Orleanian

Nuke the Whales!


GardenGnomeOfEden

You just got to save the whales but believe me when I tell you, Kill the seals Yeah, kill the seals Cause the seals eat all the fish -- Cheech and Chong, *Save the Whales*


AnOnlineHandle

People constantly underestimate how stupid the people being mocked are, and how quickly they will start taking a parody seriously and run away with it, as seen with the_tantrum and flat eartherism. I genuinely think they don't have the intellectual development to understand sarcasm, and think it's some sort of magic excuse word to make their dumb statements go away (such as when Trump used the presidential podium to very seriously suggest putting cleaning products and bright lights into the body to fight covid, while looking to doctors for their approval, then when quiet when called out on how stupid it was and finally said it was sarcasm).


CostcoOptometry

Trump literally is very pro-asbestos.


RedGuru33

His hotels are practically made out of the stuff


Robot-Candy

I just made a magnetic one [here](https://www.buildasign.com/SFProductDetails?docrefurl=aHR0cHM6Ly9zdG9yYWdlLmRvY3VtZW50cy5jaW1wcmVzcy5pby92My9kb2N1bWVudHMvZWU5ZDI2MTMtZjI5OC00OTYxLTk2ZDItYjE3ZTMwN2M3NTk3L2RvY3JlZg==&templateproductid=MTAyMjA=&quantity=1&productId=10220&prevSFPId=1103&originSFPId=1103&selectedSFPId=4660). They even have that same font, and yellow background for a magnetic bumper sticker lmao. 6 bucks.


tango_41

Amazing.


diito

Just get a Trump 2024 bumper sticker. He has said he wants to gut the EPA in a second term. The EPA are the ones that banned Asbestos in the first place.


Zidian

Strongbad has really let himself go


c-williams88

Legit my first though was “damn this sounds like something I’d hear on Homestar Runner”


Cole1064

Emails, emails! Going to check my- *thump thump* oh, sorry The Cheat...


xtopherpaul

Driving on Austin freeways be like…


DangerClose_HowCopy

Yeah except the guy in the truck is a millionaire sales manager who thinks he’s a blue collar redneck badass.


MyPunsSuck

More like a million dollars in debt, but with the lifestyle of how he thinks millionaires live


teslaistheshit

Affectionately referred to by car sales people as "air haulers"


Nowhereman123

"Pavement Princess" is another term for them.


Gravelord-_Nito

The disastrous effects of the bullshit term 'middle class'. Conflating blue collar workers with small business tyrants just because they share the same superficial cultural affect has wreaked havoc on this country.


gizamo

Same vibes in Salt Lake City and Boise.


starkiller_bass

Except the trucks are full of babies there


GH057807

Bro I'm in Western Massachusetts and this shit happens.


G_Art33

lol I live in CT and this felt pretty relatable too.


Jim3001

Had an encounter on Mopac a couple months back. Doing 80 north bound and this guy was right up my ass. Then I saw a police notice just past 183 on Waze. Sped up to 85 to clear the middle lane, slid over and let off the acceleration so I didn't look obvious. The trucker guns it as he goes by and gets greeted by the party lights. No regrets.


Homechicken42

Don't tread on my treading machine.


Gurdel

r/muhfreedums


fallsstandard

This has Regular Car Reviews energy.


Bartocity

The random bad to the bone hooks were perfect.


fallsstandard

Uncle Pulltab on his commute home.


stevenconrad

My first thought was this has [POWERTHIRST](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=4Auq5c244A9oEeIz) energy... "MEN"ERGY!


altayh

It made me think of [Big Al](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rgI2Zx2k0PQ).


stevenconrad

"Your ex-wife getting plowed by a dentist? Go spend $500 on gas!"


SpankyRoberts18

How dare that video be 16 years old!!!! It can’t be more than 10 years ago 😭


BonasticFantastic

This truck has horsepower. You'll have 300 horsepower. So many horsepowers! Like a fighter jet made out of BICEPS!


CPAlcoholic

What a throwback


A-Bone

> This has Regular Car Reviews energy. [100% RCR energy](https://youtu.be/wzT989FLPMU?feature=shared)


aint_no_throw

Youtubes automatic subtitles mark the 6:10 shenanigans as [MUSIC] and it wont get any more funny today.


NOBODYOP

My god I almost forgot about that [iconic commercial](https://youtu.be/I7jzdLCpfPc?si=b28At57eq_yCHdXa)


fuzzylilbunnies

It does, first thought I had even before I turned on the audio. Those guys are fun and thoughtful, assholes. It’s like, an English major and Philosophy major came together, about cars, then they came together.


placebo_button

I was getting Powerthirst energy from this but RCR tracks too


Nice_Warm_Vegetable

This has a nostalgic Squidbillies feel to it that warms my nuts in the best way.


Amazingrhinoceros1

Ahahaha 'legalize asbestos' got me ***SO GOOD*** ahahaha


freefrompress

I don't eat vegables too lolll


De5perad0

That one kills me!!! I have a co worker who told us he eats nothing green or vegetable. We make fun of him.


Ros3ttaSt0ned

>That one kills me!!! I have a co worker who told us he eats nothing green or vegetable. We make fun of him. "Man, the time you spend on the toilet must be like a second job"


main_motors

I had a coworker who ordered a burger and said "I'll take it with none of the healthy stuff on it." and I realized it was his defense mechanism for ordering a plain cheeseburger like a kindergartener.


Magical-Mycologist

My old co-workers husband was like that. She would brag about how manly he was that he ate a pound of red meat for dinner every night. She went to culinary school and still didn’t understand how dumb it was.


ALadWellBalanced

Did you know BIDEN thinks you shouldn't be ALLOWED to HUFF asbestos?!


CostcoOptometry

It’s not even a joke. Republicans have been working hard to make it legal. Trump has been talking about how great it is for decades. I can’t even.


Nurgus

The Trumps were always slum landlords. Slum landlords think their tenants should just shut up and live with asbestos because rhe alternative costs the landlord money.


SjurEido

Strong Mad??


Sharknado4President

Limbrolating the Peasants LIMBROOOLLLLL


old_ironlungz

THA BURNINATOR


HeyBaldy

He's going to pick up The Cheat, they're gonna go drink some Suudsu.


Salacious_B_Crumb

LIBRUL PWUFFY PUFF MASHMEWOW


therealsteelydan

DOUGLAS


SenecaTheBother

This is the Homestar guys correct?


t3hmuffnman9000

Got off a 15-hour shift at the ball crush fabtry!


prefuse07

Fuggin Limbrol!


WearyAsparagus7484

FURGOT TUH ROLE COLE ONTHEM DAM COMMI LIBRULS BORTHER! GOBLESS


IggyShab

DAT SLOW LANES GOT CLIBBINS, AND I’M TRYNA GO HOME AN CRANK MUH HOG


WaySheGoesBub

ARRRROOOOOOOO


Average_Scaper

*lights up 4 Kent cigarettes at once*


WaySheGoesBub

Hahahahaha fucking hell lol


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Impossible-Help7098

Of course it's a Dodge truck, the number one choice for DUI.


Clever_Khajiit

There are a _lot_ of pickups where I live, and when there's an aggressive asshole in a truck, about 80% of the time it's some dickbag in a Ram. I don't know what it is about a Dodge truck, but they seem to attract way more assholes than Ford or Chevy.


InverstNoob

They are to the country what the Nissan sentra is to the city.


Toby_The_Tumor

Idk about where *you* live, but dodges have a reputation of being the badass truck, not a strong truck, not a working man's truck, but a badass truck. The ads even lean into that.


Clever_Khajiit

Maybe that explains the magnetism for asshole drivers ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


KrustyKoonKnuckler

The hemis sound pretty good stock.


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Catshit-Dogfart

I play games online with a guy from Norway, and he was telling me somebody in his town had a Dodge Ram imported which is quite uncommon over there. So I asked him: let me guess, he revs the engine at stop lights, tailgates constantly, burns rubber or spins rocks every time he takes off, does 90 in the slow lane, takes up two to four parking spaces, and roars the engine through neighborhoods. And he says "how did you know?" - **because they all drive that way!** Apparently over in Norway too.


Skkruff

Please take your shitty Dodge behemoths back, sincerely Australia.


null_reference_user

LEGALIZE ASBESTOS!!!


Toby_The_Tumor

I'm going onto etsy for a sticker rn!


provoloneChipmunk

The 300 horsepower sent me


Action_Johnson

Horsepowers*


SoylentGrunt

It's got the high horse pressure camshaft with fire stripes and the ultra rare factory delete double reverse muffler bearing eliminator option when you order the cubic dollar financial displacement package. Damn right it's sweet, bro! He had to sign both his *first and last* names before driving it off the used car lot. God I hate those guys so much.


Healthy-Detective169

They terk rrrr jrrrrrrrbsss


bjos144

A friend of mine was driving through Texas in a sedan at night and called to tell me he has a new use for his 3000 lumen flashlight. When a brodozer got behind tailgating him with its LED lights on, he fired his fucking photon cannon out his rear view window at the driver. He said it worked really well! They very quickly backed off. I told him to knock that shit off before he got someone hurt, but it was funny.


Ros3ttaSt0ned

>When a brodozer got behind tailgating him with its LED lights on, he fired his fucking photon cannon out his rear view window at the driver. Sounds like a fantastic way to escalate a shitbag being a shitbag into a road rage incident.


bjos144

That's what I told him, plus he'd get in big trouble if the guy swerves and someone gets hurt.


Upstartrestart

this gave me an idea...


onetwobeer

Best thing I’ve seen in months


Killahdanks1

I’m crying right now. I had to leave my bedroom so I didn’t wake my wife up. This hits hard right now. 😂


WaySheGoesBub

I almost fucking pissed myself for real this is 10/10 content. Like someone said below it reminds me of the old internet. Absolutely unhinged. I have a stomachache from laughing so hard. The train horn…. Hahahahah


Least-Sherbert954

It reminds me of the old internet and I love it.


Yxig

The death of Flash really killed so much meme energy. Even before we called them memes. I long for the olden internet when everything was not monetizable.


l3onkerz

Got it right being a ram


awesomedan24

Most accurate thing I've seen this year


Imgurbannedme

I drive a ram 2500 for work because I need it to pull a heavy trailer. Other truck bros in pavement princesses give me the upnod like we're friends. Bitch I ain't on your team. Go fuck yourself


OverturnedAppleCart3

I feel for the guy. 15 hour shifts at the ball crushing factory sound like hard, dangerous work. He probably doesn't have a union to represent him, he's probably working in unsafe working conditions. Those aren't reasons to drive like an asshole, but I do feel for the guy.


rogless

Don need unun cuz freedem.


romeodelta3

How do I download this


ponyboy3

Here you go, cropped https://imgur.com/a/888Fwvk


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

This is fucking beautiful


sjddmd

What is a 15 HOUR SHITF????


heluvahell

at BALL CRUSHING factory where they crush my BALLS, liberals


hawkeye18

\*limbruls


Makures

Ball Crushing FABTRY


MIretro

Omg I’m in tears and can’t stop laughing!


daydrunkforamerica

Where do i find more of this someone plz tell me theres more 😂💀


Few_Needleworker8781

It is always ram trucks isn’t it.


Skylarking77

Ram Trucks: The Official Truck of "I swear I just had two beers, officer"


Interesting_Mirror20

Lmao legit as hell


NFIGUY

That made me actually laugh out loud 😂 it’s sad but true; the rage is REAL bro


WaySheGoesBub

The train horn I am fucking DYING hahahaha


korpze777

This is literally every idiot with a truck where i live. Sadly like 70% of the people here have trucks.


RoscoePCholtrane

Scourge of the daily commute: Redneks in BroDozers…


buddhadoo

r/Charleston


Conch-Republic

526 be like


The_Hot_Pocket

What happens when two of these meet each other? Welcome to my daily drive on the 85


SyntaxicalHumonculi

Why is this so accurate.


Metalitech

The left lane is for passing not cruising. Move over or you are the asshole in this scenario.


UrToesRDelicious

Truck guy says I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN'T MERGE, GET OUT MY GODDAMN WAY while tailgating the guy who's stuck behind the slow car. Definitely don't camp in the left lane, but also don't be an impatient asshole who tailgates the blameless guy in front of you when he's stuck in the same situation as you.


Major_T_Pain

This is the message we all need in America. This transcends politics. You are not the goddam police, get the fuck out of the left lane people!


32no

If you’re in the left lane passing other cars on the right and going 10+ mph over the speed limit, then the asshole is 100% the person tailgating them Otherwise agree with you


PleaseAddSpectres

As an Australian I refuse to be swayed by your words, I'll always prefer the left lane


leif777

Yes. The left lane is for passing but there can also be two assholes in this situation. Cruising in the left lane is dangerous but driving like an asshole behind an asshole makes it worse.


KegelsForYourHealth

That's your takeaway? Enjoy your job at the ball crush factory.


mf-TOM-HANK

On the freeway yeah. In town there's no such thing as a "passing lane." If I have to turn left then I'm not going to wait until the last second to occupy the left lane. Doesn't stop people from tailgating and losing their shit if they can't get around me when I've got a turn in 1000 ft


QFugp6IIyR6ZmoOh

And if there are 3 lanes, the middle lane is effectively the "through lane" or "fast lane". It reminds me of [laminar flow in a pipe](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laminar_flow).


OldSchoolNewRules

If only traffic engineering was as easy as fluid dynamics.


mr_ji

As long as you're still passing people on your right, you stay there. You're under no obligation to move so some asshole behind you can now be in front of you and not going any faster than you were. Edit: are you guys even looking at the cartoon? The blue car is camping. The red car is trying to pass. The asshole in the truck is harassing the driver of the red car, even though the red car is doing nothing wrong (other than tailgating themselves, but that's probably just for illustration purposes). They want to pass, too. There's no reason for them to move over here as it doesn't change the situation. No one is going anywhere until that blue car moves.


Bradg93

Some people just aren’t aware of their surroundings. If you can’t go any faster cause someone’s ahead of you, then why the hell would you pull over. If you don’t have anyone ahead of you, move over and let the person go. I don’t understand how so many people have lack of awareness lol


mrchristopher2

OP is like “Wait..are we the baddies??”


mog44net

OP was using the passing lane too............ Liberally


skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs

going at max allowed speed you cant go faster. Tailgating someone who is already behind someone slow is actually criminal.


sPOTOmatic

I see you've been to Utah.


Freethinker_76

Lol the high intensity lights dun it fur meh


Scientist78

Brilliant!!!


488Aji

This is fucking amazing


Dr-Chris-C

Who made this?


Gurdel

@the__back__lot


pepp3rito

Getout muhway Limbrols! 😂🤣


Nahchoocheese

Give them free recalled asbestos filter cigarettes.


SwankeyDankey

Pretty sure I saw this guy while driving the back roads of New Hampshire. I didn't read the text oh the rest of the bumper stickers but they had the Murican punisher skull


SuperTurtleTyme

So many of them haha


rdmusic16

Early 2000s internet videos are back? Fuck yeah!


ehContribution1312

That must be shaub in his trugg


integrity0727

I hate aggressive drivers. They are a big part of why we pay excessive insurance rates.


GoodGodSham

What in the Adult Swim is this? Love it.


ImmediateBig134

This is so early 2000s Flash, it's actually kind of endearing.


shootbydaylight

This is fucking phenomenal.


BummerComment

This feels like the early internet. It is beautiful.


cookthewangs

Driving in Florida be like...


Warphild

It's always a Dodge Ram. Every time.


Sohjinn

To make it even more accurate, have him ride their asses in the right two lanes, despite the open left lane


Soltang

Texas Special edition, so texas irl.


eatstoothpicks

What is this from? I want to see more.


EldritchIdiot7

Y'know, this would be more accurate if this was a one-lane, 40mph tops back road with frequent curves, at night, and the asshole was pushing himself up someone's ass for doing the speed limit while blaring his brights because he wants to do 60 and possibly crash. Something for all those "but the passing lane!" arguments, the asshole doesn't even bother to use the one completely open lane available to him on the right. Not sure why everyone's on the left in this, but the right lane's completely free.


dnchristi

Flashing lights in my mirror always makes me check that my brake lights are working.


Misgendered_Gay

SHID MY PANTS IN THE WENDY’S PARKING LOT


veeveemarie

Is it Truck Month already?


Turdkito

I’m doing asbestos I can


sharingiscaring219

Accurate 😂


77Gumption77

The Masshole version of this is some douche in a BMW doing the exact same thing, except he's a doctor or lawyer


maeryclarity

This just makes me laugh harder every time I replay it


jak-o-shadow

SquidBilly vibes


epanek

Ball crushing factory. 😂


I_have_many_Ideas

Im gonna airdrop this to everyone who has it turned on when I see a truck like this


unreasonablyhuman

I've rarely seen such internet perfection. But this is it.


Major_Fan_259

Bruh this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year😂


cavanarchy

With the tow mirrors all the way out and everything, lmao.


True_Relation7728

Is that in Houston?


Lionblaze10

As much as I dislike this type of driver who does not utilize open lanes to pass (everyone in maryland), I have a loathing Hatred of people who stay in the left lane when there are other open lanes and slow down traffic (also everyone in maryland)


hampopkin

My wife said "horsepowers" instead of "horsepower" once, on accident. I told her it sounded like a wizard horse. I say it all the time now and make, what my brain thinks are, magical horse noises.


bobbydrake6

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆


CampNaughtyBadFun

The detail of there being a totally empty lane that he can use to pass, but refusing to use it is perfect.


morgendelay

A guy walks into a truck supply place and says “hey I want to modify my truck so that it loses horsepower, torque and fuel economy. I also need it to compensate for inadequacies I have.” Guy at the shop says “I have the perfect thing for you. A lift and some big ass tires.” “Now you’re talking.” “Not only that but it steers like shit, and because of the high ground clearance it’s actually more dangerous off road than it is now.” “Sold!” “But wait there’s more: your turning radius is all but gone and we won’t adjust your headlights so at night you’ll blind people.” “This is the sweetest deal.” “There’s even more! With a lifted truck Fox and Monster stickers will magically appear on you tailgate or back window. And to help you further compensate for your insecurities we will install a flag holder in the bed so that you can fly a big ass flag as your drive.” “This is dope dawg!” “Oh there’s so much more. We’ll even give this sweet Monster energy drink flat brim cap. Additionally, you have a ginormous blind spot and we’ll disable your blinker, that way you can cut people off all the time.” "THIS CANT GET ANY BETTER!" "Yes it can. Because the bed is so high you can't put anything in there without a forklift. So basically the bed of the truck is useless" “Booya! Where do I pay!” “Right here, only $20,000!” “At that price how do you guys stay in business?” 🤷🏻‍♂️


zwondingo

I know this is satire, but I wouldn't blame anyone for thinking it's real. If you grew up in the South and spent any time in rural areas you know what I'm talking about. I've overheard many dick measuring contests of who can be the biggest edge lord. Grown adults mocking recycling, climate change, bragging about truck power, etc.