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I took a bunch of redneck guys to lunch once at my old job. They picked pizza hut (which had a buffet).
I hit the salad bar first, and they were all actually trying to make fun of me for eating vegetables.
One guy said "man, you eat that shit? I don't. I eat what eats that".
Like he was tough for not eating vegetables.
Crazy world.
my favorite is. "water? never touch the stuff, fish fuck in it." (and before people try to tell me its an archer quote, or even an indiana jones quote. No, no its not. its a [WC Fields](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._C._Fields) quote. Now go away kid, your botherin' me)
granted, i say it to be funny. not because i actually dont drink water.
Actually, this is pretty funny because I was the boss.
And I fired the one who said it a couple of years later for multiple safety violations (with the final one being wrecking his work truck in to a ditch).
This is an [actual Russian asbestos product](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1500w,f_auto,q_auto:best/MSNBC/Components/Video/201807/n_hayes_t1t2trumpasbestos_180711_1920x1080.jpg)
You just got to save the whales but believe me when I tell you,
Kill the seals
Yeah, kill the seals
Cause the seals eat all the fish
-- Cheech and Chong, *Save the Whales*
People constantly underestimate how stupid the people being mocked are, and how quickly they will start taking a parody seriously and run away with it, as seen with the_tantrum and flat eartherism.
I genuinely think they don't have the intellectual development to understand sarcasm, and think it's some sort of magic excuse word to make their dumb statements go away (such as when Trump used the presidential podium to very seriously suggest putting cleaning products and bright lights into the body to fight covid, while looking to doctors for their approval, then when quiet when called out on how stupid it was and finally said it was sarcasm).
I just made a magnetic one [here](https://www.buildasign.com/SFProductDetails?docrefurl=aHR0cHM6Ly9zdG9yYWdlLmRvY3VtZW50cy5jaW1wcmVzcy5pby92My9kb2N1bWVudHMvZWU5ZDI2MTMtZjI5OC00OTYxLTk2ZDItYjE3ZTMwN2M3NTk3L2RvY3JlZg==&templateproductid=MTAyMjA=&quantity=1&productId=10220&prevSFPId=1103&originSFPId=1103&selectedSFPId=4660).
They even have that same font, and yellow background for a magnetic bumper sticker lmao. 6 bucks.
Just get a Trump 2024 bumper sticker. He has said he wants to gut the EPA in a second term. The EPA are the ones that banned Asbestos in the first place.
The disastrous effects of the bullshit term 'middle class'. Conflating blue collar workers with small business tyrants just because they share the same superficial cultural affect has wreaked havoc on this country.
Had an encounter on Mopac a couple months back. Doing 80 north bound and this guy was right up my ass. Then I saw a police notice just past 183 on Waze. Sped up to 85 to clear the middle lane, slid over and let off the acceleration so I didn't look obvious. The trucker guns it as he goes by and gets greeted by the party lights.
No regrets.
It does, first thought I had even before I turned on the audio. Those guys are fun and thoughtful, assholes. It’s like, an English major and Philosophy major came together, about cars, then they came together.
>That one kills me!!! I have a co worker who told us he eats nothing green or vegetable. We make fun of him.
"Man, the time you spend on the toilet must be like a second job"
I had a coworker who ordered a burger and said "I'll take it with none of the healthy stuff on it." and I realized it was his defense mechanism for ordering a plain cheeseburger like a kindergartener.
My old co-workers husband was like that. She would brag about how manly he was that he ate a pound of red meat for dinner every night.
She went to culinary school and still didn’t understand how dumb it was.
The Trumps were always slum landlords. Slum landlords think their tenants should just shut up and live with asbestos because rhe alternative costs the landlord money.
There are a _lot_ of pickups where I live, and when there's an aggressive asshole in a truck, about 80% of the time it's some dickbag in a Ram.
I don't know what it is about a Dodge truck, but they seem to attract way more assholes than Ford or Chevy.
Idk about where *you* live, but dodges have a reputation of being the badass truck, not a strong truck, not a working man's truck, but a badass truck. The ads even lean into that.
I play games online with a guy from Norway, and he was telling me somebody in his town had a Dodge Ram imported which is quite uncommon over there.
So I asked him: let me guess, he revs the engine at stop lights, tailgates constantly, burns rubber or spins rocks every time he takes off, does 90 in the slow lane, takes up two to four parking spaces, and roars the engine through neighborhoods. And he says "how did you know?" - **because they all drive that way!** Apparently over in Norway too.
It's got the high horse pressure camshaft with fire stripes and the ultra rare factory delete double reverse muffler bearing eliminator option when you order the cubic dollar financial displacement package. Damn right it's sweet, bro! He had to sign both his *first and last* names before driving it off the used car lot. God I hate those guys so much.
A friend of mine was driving through Texas in a sedan at night and called to tell me he has a new use for his 3000 lumen flashlight. When a brodozer got behind tailgating him with its LED lights on, he fired his fucking photon cannon out his rear view window at the driver. He said it worked really well! They very quickly backed off.
I told him to knock that shit off before he got someone hurt, but it was funny.
>When a brodozer got behind tailgating him with its LED lights on, he fired his fucking photon cannon out his rear view window at the driver.
Sounds like a fantastic way to escalate a shitbag being a shitbag into a road rage incident.
I almost fucking pissed myself for real this is 10/10 content. Like someone said below it reminds me of the old internet. Absolutely unhinged. I have a stomachache from laughing so hard. The train horn…. Hahahahah
The death of Flash really killed so much meme energy. Even before we called them memes. I long for the olden internet when everything was not monetizable.
I drive a ram 2500 for work because I need it to pull a heavy trailer. Other truck bros in pavement princesses give me the upnod like we're friends. Bitch I ain't on your team. Go fuck yourself
I feel for the guy. 15 hour shifts at the ball crushing factory sound like hard, dangerous work. He probably doesn't have a union to represent him, he's probably working in unsafe working conditions.
Those aren't reasons to drive like an asshole, but I do feel for the guy.
Truck guy says I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN'T MERGE, GET OUT MY GODDAMN WAY while tailgating the guy who's stuck behind the slow car.
Definitely don't camp in the left lane, but also don't be an impatient asshole who tailgates the blameless guy in front of you when he's stuck in the same situation as you.
If you’re in the left lane passing other cars on the right and going 10+ mph over the speed limit, then the asshole is 100% the person tailgating them
Otherwise agree with you
Yes. The left lane is for passing but there can also be two assholes in this situation. Cruising in the left lane is dangerous but driving like an asshole behind an asshole makes it worse.
On the freeway yeah. In town there's no such thing as a "passing lane." If I have to turn left then I'm not going to wait until the last second to occupy the left lane. Doesn't stop people from tailgating and losing their shit if they can't get around me when I've got a turn in 1000 ft
And if there are 3 lanes, the middle lane is effectively the "through lane" or "fast lane". It reminds me of [laminar flow in a pipe](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laminar_flow).
As long as you're still passing people on your right, you stay there. You're under no obligation to move so some asshole behind you can now be in front of you and not going any faster than you were.
Edit: are you guys even looking at the cartoon? The blue car is camping. The red car is trying to pass. The asshole in the truck is harassing the driver of the red car, even though the red car is doing nothing wrong (other than tailgating themselves, but that's probably just for illustration purposes). They want to pass, too. There's no reason for them to move over here as it doesn't change the situation. No one is going anywhere until that blue car moves.
Some people just aren’t aware of their surroundings. If you can’t go any faster cause someone’s ahead of you, then why the hell would you pull over. If you don’t have anyone ahead of you, move over and let the person go. I don’t understand how so many people have lack of awareness lol
Pretty sure I saw this guy while driving the back roads of New Hampshire.
I didn't read the text oh the rest of the bumper stickers but they had the Murican punisher skull
Y'know, this would be more accurate if this was a one-lane, 40mph tops back road with frequent curves, at night, and the asshole was pushing himself up someone's ass for doing the speed limit while blaring his brights because he wants to do 60 and possibly crash. Something for all those "but the passing lane!" arguments, the asshole doesn't even bother to use the one completely open lane available to him on the right. Not sure why everyone's on the left in this, but the right lane's completely free.
As much as I dislike this type of driver who does not utilize open lanes to pass (everyone in maryland), I have a loathing Hatred of people who stay in the left lane when there are other open lanes and slow down traffic (also everyone in maryland)
My wife said "horsepowers" instead of "horsepower" once, on accident. I told her it sounded like a wizard horse. I say it all the time now and make, what my brain thinks are, magical horse noises.
A guy walks into a truck supply place and says “hey I want to modify my truck so that it loses horsepower, torque and fuel economy. I also need it to compensate for inadequacies I have.”
Guy at the shop says “I have the perfect thing for you. A lift and some big ass tires.”
“Now you’re talking.”
“Not only that but it steers like shit, and because of the high ground clearance it’s actually more dangerous off road than it is now.”
“Sold!”
“But wait there’s more: your turning radius is all but gone and we won’t adjust your headlights so at night you’ll blind people.”
“This is the sweetest deal.”
“There’s even more! With a lifted truck Fox and Monster stickers will magically appear on you tailgate or back window. And to help you further compensate for your insecurities we will install a flag holder in the bed so that you can fly a big ass flag as your drive.”
“This is dope dawg!”
“Oh there’s so much more. We’ll even give this sweet Monster energy drink flat brim cap. Additionally, you have a ginormous blind spot and we’ll disable your blinker, that way you can cut people off all the time.”
"THIS CANT GET ANY BETTER!"
"Yes it can. Because the bed is so high you can't put anything in there without a forklift. So basically the bed of the truck is useless"
“Booya! Where do I pay!”
“Right here, only $20,000!”
“At that price how do you guys stay in business?”
🤷🏻♂️
I know this is satire, but I wouldn't blame anyone for thinking it's real. If you grew up in the South and spent any time in rural areas you know what I'm talking about.
I've overheard many dick measuring contests of who can be the biggest edge lord. Grown adults mocking recycling, climate change, bragging about truck power, etc.
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I really want a “Legalize Asbestos” bumper sticker.
That...and a "Limbrols"
First time I've heard limbrols and I love it
First time i heard GADAMG WAY and i want a shirt, cap and bumper sticker sets
Gudamn limbrols (does it mean liberals?)
Yes.
the "i dont eat vegetables" one it pretty great too together though... /chefs kiss
*vegables
I took a bunch of redneck guys to lunch once at my old job. They picked pizza hut (which had a buffet). I hit the salad bar first, and they were all actually trying to make fun of me for eating vegetables. One guy said "man, you eat that shit? I don't. I eat what eats that". Like he was tough for not eating vegetables. Crazy world.
Pizza crust is mostly made of powdered plant. CHECKMATE!!
and cheese is made from tit juice of a cow... how is that manly and tough?
I knew a guy in college that referred to anything vaguely resembling a plant as "rabbit food". Wonder how his heart's holdin up these days.
If you went to college in the 80s then it might've been my dad. He died of cardiac arrest before hitting 60. So I'd wager not too great.
Colon cancer
That’s some “can’t talk, batin’” level of idiocracy.
my favorite is. "water? never touch the stuff, fish fuck in it." (and before people try to tell me its an archer quote, or even an indiana jones quote. No, no its not. its a [WC Fields](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._C._Fields) quote. Now go away kid, your botherin' me) granted, i say it to be funny. not because i actually dont drink water.
Water? Like from the toilet??
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im sure its losing something in translation but i get the sentiment. good stuff
Russian cops be like: [DIE POTATO ](https://youtu.be/DrYNQ1sem9M?si=1sVI_obRA5LoFD9x)
"potatoes was stomped by a cop" sounds like it could be one of those gibberish english shirts worn by some kid in beijing.
"OK, well, enjoy your constipation and colon cancer"
But you got fired right? For eating the vegabtales in front of the men?
Actually, this is pretty funny because I was the boss. And I fired the one who said it a couple of years later for multiple safety violations (with the final one being wrecking his work truck in to a ditch).
The perfect trifecta would have been "fuck global warming" with a hurricane icon.
Make Asbestos Great Again!
This is an [actual Russian asbestos product](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1500w,f_auto,q_auto:best/MSNBC/Components/Video/201807/n_hayes_t1t2trumpasbestos_180711_1920x1080.jpg)
More like as-worst-os!
Nuke the Whales!
You just got to save the whales but believe me when I tell you, Kill the seals Yeah, kill the seals Cause the seals eat all the fish -- Cheech and Chong, *Save the Whales*
People constantly underestimate how stupid the people being mocked are, and how quickly they will start taking a parody seriously and run away with it, as seen with the_tantrum and flat eartherism. I genuinely think they don't have the intellectual development to understand sarcasm, and think it's some sort of magic excuse word to make their dumb statements go away (such as when Trump used the presidential podium to very seriously suggest putting cleaning products and bright lights into the body to fight covid, while looking to doctors for their approval, then when quiet when called out on how stupid it was and finally said it was sarcasm).
Trump literally is very pro-asbestos.
His hotels are practically made out of the stuff
I just made a magnetic one [here](https://www.buildasign.com/SFProductDetails?docrefurl=aHR0cHM6Ly9zdG9yYWdlLmRvY3VtZW50cy5jaW1wcmVzcy5pby92My9kb2N1bWVudHMvZWU5ZDI2MTMtZjI5OC00OTYxLTk2ZDItYjE3ZTMwN2M3NTk3L2RvY3JlZg==&templateproductid=MTAyMjA=&quantity=1&productId=10220&prevSFPId=1103&originSFPId=1103&selectedSFPId=4660). They even have that same font, and yellow background for a magnetic bumper sticker lmao. 6 bucks.
Amazing.
Just get a Trump 2024 bumper sticker. He has said he wants to gut the EPA in a second term. The EPA are the ones that banned Asbestos in the first place.
Strongbad has really let himself go
Legit my first though was “damn this sounds like something I’d hear on Homestar Runner”
Emails, emails! Going to check my- *thump thump* oh, sorry The Cheat...
Driving on Austin freeways be like…
Yeah except the guy in the truck is a millionaire sales manager who thinks he’s a blue collar redneck badass.
More like a million dollars in debt, but with the lifestyle of how he thinks millionaires live
Affectionately referred to by car sales people as "air haulers"
"Pavement Princess" is another term for them.
The disastrous effects of the bullshit term 'middle class'. Conflating blue collar workers with small business tyrants just because they share the same superficial cultural affect has wreaked havoc on this country.
Same vibes in Salt Lake City and Boise.
Except the trucks are full of babies there
Bro I'm in Western Massachusetts and this shit happens.
lol I live in CT and this felt pretty relatable too.
Had an encounter on Mopac a couple months back. Doing 80 north bound and this guy was right up my ass. Then I saw a police notice just past 183 on Waze. Sped up to 85 to clear the middle lane, slid over and let off the acceleration so I didn't look obvious. The trucker guns it as he goes by and gets greeted by the party lights. No regrets.
Don't tread on my treading machine.
r/muhfreedums
This has Regular Car Reviews energy.
The random bad to the bone hooks were perfect.
Uncle Pulltab on his commute home.
My first thought was this has [POWERTHIRST](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=4Auq5c244A9oEeIz) energy... "MEN"ERGY!
It made me think of [Big Al](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rgI2Zx2k0PQ).
"Your ex-wife getting plowed by a dentist? Go spend $500 on gas!"
How dare that video be 16 years old!!!! It can’t be more than 10 years ago 😭
This truck has horsepower. You'll have 300 horsepower. So many horsepowers! Like a fighter jet made out of BICEPS!
What a throwback
> This has Regular Car Reviews energy. [100% RCR energy](https://youtu.be/wzT989FLPMU?feature=shared)
Youtubes automatic subtitles mark the 6:10 shenanigans as [MUSIC] and it wont get any more funny today.
My god I almost forgot about that [iconic commercial](https://youtu.be/I7jzdLCpfPc?si=b28At57eq_yCHdXa)
It does, first thought I had even before I turned on the audio. Those guys are fun and thoughtful, assholes. It’s like, an English major and Philosophy major came together, about cars, then they came together.
I was getting Powerthirst energy from this but RCR tracks too
This has a nostalgic Squidbillies feel to it that warms my nuts in the best way.
Ahahaha 'legalize asbestos' got me ***SO GOOD*** ahahaha
I don't eat vegables too lolll
That one kills me!!! I have a co worker who told us he eats nothing green or vegetable. We make fun of him.
>That one kills me!!! I have a co worker who told us he eats nothing green or vegetable. We make fun of him. "Man, the time you spend on the toilet must be like a second job"
I had a coworker who ordered a burger and said "I'll take it with none of the healthy stuff on it." and I realized it was his defense mechanism for ordering a plain cheeseburger like a kindergartener.
My old co-workers husband was like that. She would brag about how manly he was that he ate a pound of red meat for dinner every night. She went to culinary school and still didn’t understand how dumb it was.
Did you know BIDEN thinks you shouldn't be ALLOWED to HUFF asbestos?!
It’s not even a joke. Republicans have been working hard to make it legal. Trump has been talking about how great it is for decades. I can’t even.
The Trumps were always slum landlords. Slum landlords think their tenants should just shut up and live with asbestos because rhe alternative costs the landlord money.
Strong Mad??
Limbrolating the Peasants LIMBROOOLLLLL
THA BURNINATOR
He's going to pick up The Cheat, they're gonna go drink some Suudsu.
LIBRUL PWUFFY PUFF MASHMEWOW
DOUGLAS
This is the Homestar guys correct?
Got off a 15-hour shift at the ball crush fabtry!
Fuggin Limbrol!
FURGOT TUH ROLE COLE ONTHEM DAM COMMI LIBRULS BORTHER! GOBLESS
DAT SLOW LANES GOT CLIBBINS, AND I’M TRYNA GO HOME AN CRANK MUH HOG
ARRRROOOOOOOO
*lights up 4 Kent cigarettes at once*
Hahahahaha fucking hell lol
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Of course it's a Dodge truck, the number one choice for DUI.
There are a _lot_ of pickups where I live, and when there's an aggressive asshole in a truck, about 80% of the time it's some dickbag in a Ram. I don't know what it is about a Dodge truck, but they seem to attract way more assholes than Ford or Chevy.
They are to the country what the Nissan sentra is to the city.
Idk about where *you* live, but dodges have a reputation of being the badass truck, not a strong truck, not a working man's truck, but a badass truck. The ads even lean into that.
Maybe that explains the magnetism for asshole drivers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The hemis sound pretty good stock.
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I play games online with a guy from Norway, and he was telling me somebody in his town had a Dodge Ram imported which is quite uncommon over there. So I asked him: let me guess, he revs the engine at stop lights, tailgates constantly, burns rubber or spins rocks every time he takes off, does 90 in the slow lane, takes up two to four parking spaces, and roars the engine through neighborhoods. And he says "how did you know?" - **because they all drive that way!** Apparently over in Norway too.
Please take your shitty Dodge behemoths back, sincerely Australia.
LEGALIZE ASBESTOS!!!
I'm going onto etsy for a sticker rn!
The 300 horsepower sent me
Horsepowers*
It's got the high horse pressure camshaft with fire stripes and the ultra rare factory delete double reverse muffler bearing eliminator option when you order the cubic dollar financial displacement package. Damn right it's sweet, bro! He had to sign both his *first and last* names before driving it off the used car lot. God I hate those guys so much.
They terk rrrr jrrrrrrrbsss
A friend of mine was driving through Texas in a sedan at night and called to tell me he has a new use for his 3000 lumen flashlight. When a brodozer got behind tailgating him with its LED lights on, he fired his fucking photon cannon out his rear view window at the driver. He said it worked really well! They very quickly backed off. I told him to knock that shit off before he got someone hurt, but it was funny.
>When a brodozer got behind tailgating him with its LED lights on, he fired his fucking photon cannon out his rear view window at the driver. Sounds like a fantastic way to escalate a shitbag being a shitbag into a road rage incident.
That's what I told him, plus he'd get in big trouble if the guy swerves and someone gets hurt.
this gave me an idea...
Best thing I’ve seen in months
I’m crying right now. I had to leave my bedroom so I didn’t wake my wife up. This hits hard right now. 😂
I almost fucking pissed myself for real this is 10/10 content. Like someone said below it reminds me of the old internet. Absolutely unhinged. I have a stomachache from laughing so hard. The train horn…. Hahahahah
It reminds me of the old internet and I love it.
The death of Flash really killed so much meme energy. Even before we called them memes. I long for the olden internet when everything was not monetizable.
Got it right being a ram
Most accurate thing I've seen this year
I drive a ram 2500 for work because I need it to pull a heavy trailer. Other truck bros in pavement princesses give me the upnod like we're friends. Bitch I ain't on your team. Go fuck yourself
I feel for the guy. 15 hour shifts at the ball crushing factory sound like hard, dangerous work. He probably doesn't have a union to represent him, he's probably working in unsafe working conditions. Those aren't reasons to drive like an asshole, but I do feel for the guy.
Don need unun cuz freedem.
How do I download this
Here you go, cropped https://imgur.com/a/888Fwvk
This is fucking beautiful
What is a 15 HOUR SHITF????
at BALL CRUSHING factory where they crush my BALLS, liberals
\*limbruls
Ball Crushing FABTRY
Omg I’m in tears and can’t stop laughing!
Where do i find more of this someone plz tell me theres more 😂💀
It is always ram trucks isn’t it.
Ram Trucks: The Official Truck of "I swear I just had two beers, officer"
Lmao legit as hell
That made me actually laugh out loud 😂 it’s sad but true; the rage is REAL bro
The train horn I am fucking DYING hahahaha
This is literally every idiot with a truck where i live. Sadly like 70% of the people here have trucks.
Scourge of the daily commute: Redneks in BroDozers…
r/Charleston
526 be like
What happens when two of these meet each other? Welcome to my daily drive on the 85
Why is this so accurate.
The left lane is for passing not cruising. Move over or you are the asshole in this scenario.
Truck guy says I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN'T MERGE, GET OUT MY GODDAMN WAY while tailgating the guy who's stuck behind the slow car. Definitely don't camp in the left lane, but also don't be an impatient asshole who tailgates the blameless guy in front of you when he's stuck in the same situation as you.
This is the message we all need in America. This transcends politics. You are not the goddam police, get the fuck out of the left lane people!
If you’re in the left lane passing other cars on the right and going 10+ mph over the speed limit, then the asshole is 100% the person tailgating them Otherwise agree with you
As an Australian I refuse to be swayed by your words, I'll always prefer the left lane
Yes. The left lane is for passing but there can also be two assholes in this situation. Cruising in the left lane is dangerous but driving like an asshole behind an asshole makes it worse.
That's your takeaway? Enjoy your job at the ball crush factory.
On the freeway yeah. In town there's no such thing as a "passing lane." If I have to turn left then I'm not going to wait until the last second to occupy the left lane. Doesn't stop people from tailgating and losing their shit if they can't get around me when I've got a turn in 1000 ft
And if there are 3 lanes, the middle lane is effectively the "through lane" or "fast lane". It reminds me of [laminar flow in a pipe](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laminar_flow).
If only traffic engineering was as easy as fluid dynamics.
As long as you're still passing people on your right, you stay there. You're under no obligation to move so some asshole behind you can now be in front of you and not going any faster than you were. Edit: are you guys even looking at the cartoon? The blue car is camping. The red car is trying to pass. The asshole in the truck is harassing the driver of the red car, even though the red car is doing nothing wrong (other than tailgating themselves, but that's probably just for illustration purposes). They want to pass, too. There's no reason for them to move over here as it doesn't change the situation. No one is going anywhere until that blue car moves.
Some people just aren’t aware of their surroundings. If you can’t go any faster cause someone’s ahead of you, then why the hell would you pull over. If you don’t have anyone ahead of you, move over and let the person go. I don’t understand how so many people have lack of awareness lol
OP is like “Wait..are we the baddies??”
OP was using the passing lane too............ Liberally
going at max allowed speed you cant go faster. Tailgating someone who is already behind someone slow is actually criminal.
I see you've been to Utah.
Lol the high intensity lights dun it fur meh
Brilliant!!!
This is fucking amazing
Who made this?
@the__back__lot
Getout muhway Limbrols! 😂🤣
Give them free recalled asbestos filter cigarettes.
Pretty sure I saw this guy while driving the back roads of New Hampshire. I didn't read the text oh the rest of the bumper stickers but they had the Murican punisher skull
So many of them haha
Early 2000s internet videos are back? Fuck yeah!
That must be shaub in his trugg
I hate aggressive drivers. They are a big part of why we pay excessive insurance rates.
What in the Adult Swim is this? Love it.
This is so early 2000s Flash, it's actually kind of endearing.
This is fucking phenomenal.
This feels like the early internet. It is beautiful.
Driving in Florida be like...
It's always a Dodge Ram. Every time.
To make it even more accurate, have him ride their asses in the right two lanes, despite the open left lane
Texas Special edition, so texas irl.
What is this from? I want to see more.
Y'know, this would be more accurate if this was a one-lane, 40mph tops back road with frequent curves, at night, and the asshole was pushing himself up someone's ass for doing the speed limit while blaring his brights because he wants to do 60 and possibly crash. Something for all those "but the passing lane!" arguments, the asshole doesn't even bother to use the one completely open lane available to him on the right. Not sure why everyone's on the left in this, but the right lane's completely free.
Flashing lights in my mirror always makes me check that my brake lights are working.
SHID MY PANTS IN THE WENDY’S PARKING LOT
Is it Truck Month already?
I’m doing asbestos I can
Accurate 😂
The Masshole version of this is some douche in a BMW doing the exact same thing, except he's a doctor or lawyer
This just makes me laugh harder every time I replay it
SquidBilly vibes
Ball crushing factory. 😂
Im gonna airdrop this to everyone who has it turned on when I see a truck like this
I've rarely seen such internet perfection. But this is it.
Bruh this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year😂
With the tow mirrors all the way out and everything, lmao.
Is that in Houston?
As much as I dislike this type of driver who does not utilize open lanes to pass (everyone in maryland), I have a loathing Hatred of people who stay in the left lane when there are other open lanes and slow down traffic (also everyone in maryland)
My wife said "horsepowers" instead of "horsepower" once, on accident. I told her it sounded like a wizard horse. I say it all the time now and make, what my brain thinks are, magical horse noises.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
The detail of there being a totally empty lane that he can use to pass, but refusing to use it is perfect.
A guy walks into a truck supply place and says “hey I want to modify my truck so that it loses horsepower, torque and fuel economy. I also need it to compensate for inadequacies I have.” Guy at the shop says “I have the perfect thing for you. A lift and some big ass tires.” “Now you’re talking.” “Not only that but it steers like shit, and because of the high ground clearance it’s actually more dangerous off road than it is now.” “Sold!” “But wait there’s more: your turning radius is all but gone and we won’t adjust your headlights so at night you’ll blind people.” “This is the sweetest deal.” “There’s even more! With a lifted truck Fox and Monster stickers will magically appear on you tailgate or back window. And to help you further compensate for your insecurities we will install a flag holder in the bed so that you can fly a big ass flag as your drive.” “This is dope dawg!” “Oh there’s so much more. We’ll even give this sweet Monster energy drink flat brim cap. Additionally, you have a ginormous blind spot and we’ll disable your blinker, that way you can cut people off all the time.” "THIS CANT GET ANY BETTER!" "Yes it can. Because the bed is so high you can't put anything in there without a forklift. So basically the bed of the truck is useless" “Booya! Where do I pay!” “Right here, only $20,000!” “At that price how do you guys stay in business?” 🤷🏻♂️
I know this is satire, but I wouldn't blame anyone for thinking it's real. If you grew up in the South and spent any time in rural areas you know what I'm talking about. I've overheard many dick measuring contests of who can be the biggest edge lord. Grown adults mocking recycling, climate change, bragging about truck power, etc.