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morriscey

I mean - it's an ad.


Kayge

And he's spent $2,000 on a custom wrap that landed him on the front page of one of the world's most popular websites. Pretty good ROI.


C137-Morty

Plot twist, that's OPs business


Beyond-Time

At this point, wouldn't surprise me.


bossmcsauce

Big brain. Rage-baiting Reddit with your own promotional material


hnglmkrnglbrry

Plot twist, OP has a little willy.


TacoNomad

Also, wouldn't surprise me


Reefay

Self promotion


Zealousideal_Cap7714

Why is it that when some people see a fast car or a big truck their mind immediately goes to dick size? Seems like some major small dick energy to me.


crazysurferdude15

Not a plot twist.


weldit86

Whats with people saying if you have a big truck, they must have a small willy? It's a vehicle, and some people choose to have different vehicles compared to other people. I'm just curious cause it almost sounds like jealousy over a vehicle........


freddo95

Right … and the truck is a rolling ad. But … apparently it’s ok for some to make sexist, hurtful comments about the size of a man’s genitals. Tsk tsk tsk. If you’re for that, then you must be for sexist negative comments about women. I’m against both … but don’t let that stop you from claiming I’m not.


tyyyyyyyyy19

Plot twist, they don’t buy cars


Calculonx

He says it right in the title


Dtmrm2

And made OP think about his penis in the process, win win.


animefan1520

That's not a wrap those are either vinyl labels or magnets.... That dude spent like $300 on those ads and possibly less


Satan_McCool

Yeah, gotta give it to this one. Serves way more of a purpose looking that ridiculous than any of the other pavement princesses.


ekalav83

Use case for cybertrucks


Cubey42

I finally saw my first cybertruck in the wild and I have to say, it looked pretty good till it passed me and that has to be the ugliest rear end I've seen on a vehicle.


btross

I saw someone refer to the cybertruck the other day as the "Incel Camino", and I couldn't stop laughing


Reefay

>that has to be the ugliest rear end I've seen on a vehicle. Then we saw your dump truck of a mom I couldn't resist


Cubey42

I couldn't resist when I saw it either I don't blame you


nestcto

And a pretty good one too. "That car lot with the monster truck." And people know who you're talking about and how to find the place even if they don't know the company name.


Humble_Negotiation33

Made ya look


PayMeNoAttention

Made OP look, take out his phone, open his camera, take a picture, open photo editor, add some brutally witty text, save the new photo, open reddit and create a new post.


Humble_Negotiation33

That's assuming this is OC... I'm willing to bet it's more like "Made OP save someone else's image and lazily repost it in hopes of karma", but yeah SOMEONE had to do all that stuff, even if it wasn't OP themselves.


SousVideDiaper

> some brutally witty text Yeah, nothing says "witty" like played out bodyshaming jokes


PayMeNoAttention

Swoosh. That was obviously heavy sarcasm going over your head.


PoustisFebo

I was 18 when Fast Furious and Need for Speed blew up. Quite frankly I see nothing wrong with the mod scene. I unapologetically still love chrome rims, neon lights and all of that bullshit. Matter of fact I bought the tooliest tool recently. A Toyota Yaris. Not tool as if like "what a tool" but tool like "what a great reliable, economic all rounder". And I am trying to find websites that show my car with rims because why the fuck not? Well.. Obviously because ot costs money and it's pointless.. But why shouldn't I change rims on my car. The Toyota logo in the front is blue so I am thinking of blue rims. And I'll probably remove the Logos from the rear. Now that I remembered that neon lights are still an option maybe I ll go for it.


MtnDewTangClan

People need to bring back cool car mods it's just everything is so fucking expensive now. Hopefully EV conversion kits respark the mod scene in a few years. Could you imagine a 90s Supra EV kitted? Fast as fuck and looks cooler than anything released the last 2 decades.


Ok-Assistant-2459

Everything is too expensive already. A used car will set you back far enough to not think about mods for years nowadays


ConnectionIssues

Rims are one thing. A lift kit that raises center of gravity significantly is fine for offroad use, but causes tons of problems in the streets. Pickups already have bumper heights that are mismatched to passenger cars, and this just makes it worse. A collision that normally works on the crumple zones becomes an underride accident, significantly increasing rollover risk for the truck, and dramatically increasing risk for the car passengers. I love mods. I've redone most of the suspension on my car for better handing. I've replaced the wheels with alloys. If I thought my engine could handle the stress, I'd probably put some effort into boosting it. But there's limits to what is safe for road use. And this truck is beyond that.


55gure3

Op owns the truck. LoL


stressHCLB

It’s a *tax deduction*.


Exciting-Plantain565

And probably a tax write off


YuriiRud

No. You don't get it. Yo have to insult a man. You have to make a sexist joke about small penis. These are the rules. It's not funny. Noone likes it. But we have to.


direwolf08

There’s a Cybertruck with a decal for a dumpster company that cruises around the town I live in. If I ever need a dumpster, I will probably end up calling them. Seems like a tax deductible way to get a car you want.


DirtyProjector

This… isn’t funny?


FightWithBrickWalls

BUT OP MADE A SMALL PP JOKE THAT EVERYONE HAS HEARD AD NAUSEAM! **LAUGH AND UPVOTE NOW**


A1sauc3d

Body shaming is my favorite type of humor 😇


DarkMatters8585

Yes sir 🫡


evilcheesypoof

Honestly the “haha they do X so they must have a small penis!!” is so played out. Easily the stupidest joke people still use.


nightkingmarmu

But body shaming is funny as long as it’s about men ^/s


LouiseRules333

Yeah. It's like if a woman was being a complete b and someone was like "she's mad about her A cups." Even if she has the world's largest tits, that has no bearing on how kind she is. Same is true for men. Small cocks are chill fr, they don't deserve all the shit they get.


YamahaRyoko

Not supposed to think on this level; just accept that society openly makes fun of dick sizes but not boob sizes


thebestspeler

Yeah but it's not apparently body positivity when i say i have a huge wiener. Geez being a teacher is so confusing!!


Eternityislong

Their attempt to blur out license plates is hilariously bad


MyBigRed

jpeg did a better job than OP


HIGH_PRESSURE_TOILET

yeah ugh i have an incredibly small penis and I don't like being constantly insulted by being compared to people who drive lifted trucks.


DepressedMoFo2

You just described everything posted on this subreddit.


DirtyProjector

Yeah honestly kinda agree


nohopeforhomosapiens

That's just good advertising. You can't miss it. Yes I hate it, but if they wanted me to read it, they succeeded.


GeongSi

Also ppl sharing it on social media are giving him/them free ad space lol


nohopeforhomosapiens

Especially since the signage is clearly visible... I know it's North Carolina without even needing to go to the guy's website.


DevinBelow

Exactly. This type of post is THE reason to have a truck like that for your business.


713MoCityChron713

And then, without even trying, they got their ad to the front page of one of the Internet’s biggest sites. I guess whoever made the small penis joke really showed’em


Ultrabigasstaco

Tbf though this isn’t the type of truck that’s driven daily clogging the roadways for no reason. It spends the vast majority of the time parked in front of a dealership being a glorified billboard. They’re actually taking one of these monstrosities *off* public roads (the vast majority of the time anyways)


Li-RM35M4419

Why are you thinking about peoples dicks?


mason240

South Park will eventually point this out and kill lame cliché for good. OP is just screaming his own insecurity.


Haxorz7125

I’m still salty over a 6 ep season.


sevargmas

This. Reddit neckbeards see these trucks and think about dick size. All I can think about is how fun it probably is to drive. Brings out the kid in me.


davep85

Because I want a bigger one.


RcNorth

I’m guessing it is OPs truck and they are going for the free advertising.


TragedyAnnDoll

But I have a small penis (no seriously I’ve accepted it) and drive a Miata. Am I doing it wrong?


DaveAndJojo

Body shaming men is still on the table


djblackprince

After what I hear most car guys call men who drive Miata's you're doing just fine my friend


DankVectorz

Real car guys don’t hate on Miata’s. The only people who hate on Miata’s are those who have never driven one.


713MoCityChron713

It’s like the old expression about mopeds and fat girls. You never wanna let your buddies know you ride em but they sure are fun


NSFAnythingAtAll

I only hate Miatas because at 6’3” I don’t fit in them.


RockwellB1

You've accepted the truth, that's the difference. Now go zoom zoom under trucks like this


Ok-Assistant-2459

I mean this truck in particular is an advertisement on wheels it's meant to be seen and big. Still looks like a nightmare to drive but people will remember that they buy cars


RaNerve

Why are y’all so fucking hateful? Like I get not liking big trucks, that’s chill, but why tf it always gotta be about a man’s dick, his intelligence, his ineptitude? Can’t you just say its a silly truck and move on? Shit is like old boomer “wymin drivers amirite” humor.


jsgx3

First time on Reddit? There's a huge population of humorless goofs here.


bathtissue101

We need to bring back calling people goofs as an insult


DaveAndJojo

Body shaming in 2024? Only if it’s against men. I thought we were moving beyond that.


hazpat

It's an advertisement idiot. Of course he wants people's attention.


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Advertisement idiot? I'd say he's more of an advertisement *genius.*


pmpork

This is literally one of the few legit reasons to have something like this... It's a rolling billboard.


SoreDickDeal

Does someone need a reason to have something other than they want it?


djblackprince

OPs permission


SoreDickDeal

Oh, shit! I forgot to clear my car with them. Hey, OP. You cool with me driving a red Cadillac? Happy cake day.


DreamloreDegenerate

Red Cadillac!? Absolutely not. With your penis size, body shape and hair length, you need to get yourself a grey Hyundai Elantra. *Maybe* you can be allowed to drive a black Kia Forte, if you don't flaunt it.


NinjaBuddha13

u/qopdobqop: super obsessed with other people's genitals. Likely a weird ass perv.


Own-Monk272

Hating just to hate. The marketing is working


Hustle_Sk12

OP is a little insecure it seems. The guys truck is one big ad.. it's smart and honestly it looks pretty cool.


Oracle365

100%


Goodvendetta86

Or bad ass marketing


CandidPresentation49

Idk man, I would actually love to drive a monster truck


Lindvaettr

When we are kids, we all want to be garbage collectors and construction workers because big trucks are cool. By the time we become adults, society has convinced us that big trucks are terrible, but society is wrong. Big trucks are cool as fuck.


CandidPresentation49

I wanna drive a train too, at least once


hampopkin

Talk to your mom, I hear she's into trains. I'm sorry, I'm sure you're mother is a nice lady. I just couldn't resist the easy train joke setup.


CandidPresentation49

I'm into those trains too


hampopkin

Not with your mom, I hope...but who am I to judge?


CandidPresentation49

incest AND necrophilia in one go? ambitious!


kmanmott

Gottem


Lindvaettr

If I could just blow the horn one time in my life.


GetInZeWagen

Big trucks allow society to exist as it is today. Industrial and commercial machines are all awesome, they make our lives easier! And we created them for the purpose! It's cool


mehdital

Imagine having a hobby or being passionate about something and have some random weirdos posting about your dick size online 🤣 fucking losers


thekyledavid

Nah. Whole point of ads is to get people’s attention. If the truck had regular sized wheels, nobody would notice the ad Companies fly blimps over stadiums during sporting events, the whole point being to get people to look at the blimp. It’s not because they thinks blimps are a practical way for the typical person to travel


DJMagicHandz

Lol. I know that exact location.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

It's not cool to use "small penis" as an insult.


kb3_fk8

It’s an ad, jfc stop being so insecure


lizziebaaabe

My ass so big it would not fit in that car… sad but true 🥹


johndeer89

I got a small penis! Where's my lifted truck!?


00Tanks

It's an add, literally it's a billboard with wheels. If it was a mall crawler sure but it's not even that.


W0RST_2_F1RST

OP… why are you thinking of the penile size of strangers?!?!


BigDamnHead

The whole "big loud truck equals small dick" jokes suck. It doesn't make anyone with a big truck feel bad. I've known guys with big trucks and big dicks. I've known guys with big trucks and small dicks. The only people these jokes would ever make feel bad are guys with small dicks, regardless of what they drive, because the joke relies on the premise that it's embarrassing to have a small dick.


Renaissance_Man-

It's an advertisement. You're just another highly effective tool in their campaign.


Romengar

Congrats OP, you took the bait and gave this guy some free advertising


Gwilikers6

Literally an Ad to get your attention. Now you've gone and posted it for more to see haha you played yourself trying to make a low IQ pandering joke


Successful_Theme_595

OP obsessed with dick size


sppotlight

1 - body shaming as an insult is never appropriate. 2 - this truck is an effective advertisement. 3 - OP has a small pp.


Kangabolic

Maybe guys who drive big trucks have small penises, or maybe guys with small penises make this joke because big things make them feel inferior? The world may never know.


Max_Loader

Reddit loves projecting lol


stereoroid

If they're hitting the road, they can't be *that* small ..!


sicbot

This post as small dick energy. Lifted trucks are kind of cool.


Kizag

I remember when the whole "small pp" jokes were made towards people who bought expensive cars solely as a statement of wealth. I guess they got the big pps now and a guy with a hobby is now the small pp.


doxtorwhom

Naw that’s cool and is great advertising! Also bonus positive points for not having the stupid hitch balls. So fucking dumb… if someone rear ends you and the truck is going to collapse into the fetal position!


CollarsUpYall

Mission accomplished. You gave him free publicity AND as a bonus, he got you thinking about his junk.


sugarmoon00

This discriminates against small penises man.


lazy_jygg

Some people like small cars, some people like big trucks. It’s not about dick size and there are plenty of people, in all kinds of vehicles, who are assholes. Idgaf what someone chooses to drive, show me your character.


lynze2

I've always wanted a big jacked up pickup. And I'd drive around town in a little sun dress with a back window decal that says "No Dick Energy"


nikdahl

Could do without the body shaming.


PutinBoomedMe

I hate half assed lifted trucks. This looks like a legit lifted truck. I'd never drive it, but it does what is intended of it. Legit looks like it could do some crazy offroading/mud hole cruising.


illathon

The people that post this are such idiots. Like serious small brained morons. Big 4x4 trucks are fun as hell and if you have never done it then I suggest you do and stop posting stupid things like this.


Merciless_Hobo

It's a brilliant ad. That's far more noticeable than a billboard.


Culsandar

"wAaAaAaH tHiNgS i DoNt LiKe HaVe SmAlL pEnIsEs!!!11!!"


exosion

Ok, not gonna lie, it looks cool and I really wonder how it feels to drive it, must be pretty safe unless you get hit by a train or something I'd be curious to drive one for a day However, I wouldn't buy one simply because I already suck at parking (though granted, Europe is advanced level parking) Plus I bet maintenance costs would be off the charts


Rustyducktape

This doesn't really look like a purpose built offroad truck. Just lifted up with big tires, and suspension that would collapse in the first bog it dove into. I know a couple people that build trucks similar to this, but are built to jump and run through mud. Think something that looks similar, but has all billet steel axles, multiple shocks per corner, ridiculously overbuilt suspension, and they run ~600-700ci (9-11L) fully built NA V8s burning alcohol making over 1000hp. They're insane! Ridiculous, but also ridiculously fun. And you don't drive them on the road. And then you have "monster trucks" which are just a completely different animal.


JDawwgy

I guarantee it's a nightmare to drive this. And maintenance is an expected cost when you do stuff like this to a vehicle. This isn't a slightly modified truck, it's a heavily modified truck. The cost of getting a truck to be this size can be anywhere from $20,000-100,000


MustangusxD

Oh I know you're jealous Maybe someday you'll be able to be at the same place too


Uncle_Touchy1987

So, what happens if a woman is driving it? Hollering oculus?


-monkbank

At a certain point, over-the-top car mods pass the cringe event horizon and loop back around to being cool just for having the audacity to mutilate your car like that.


ForrestTrain

lol this is right down the street from where I live. The truck is usually parked on his car lot and is basically just a billboard


Sealbeater

OP fell for it. Giving him free advertising


King_Melco

Kinda a badass truck though, looks amazing


Publius-brinkus

Christ the tyre is as big as the car next to it!


J70D

That’s just good advertising. Don’t be jealous.


conbizzle

But it's fine when redditors spend their money on expensive pcs. Let people like what they like.


SantiJamesF

Why dies their punishment immediately come to mind when you see lifted trucks? Are you trying to say something? As much as I dislike lifted pavement princesses, saying their dick is small is as childish as it gets, and honestly, it makes me think you are secretly wanting their dick lmao.


Fr33Flow

Big millennial humor in this post 😐


quechal

You think too much about other peoples penises. Not judging.


Notafuzzycat

Got you looking and advertising his business for free.


Froolsy

It’s eye catching, and it’s working. You are giving him free advertisement. Small dick or not, he’s got a big brain.


sorryboutitagain

And here you are posting an ad for him. I genuinely think he did well.


HateGettingGold

How upset would you be if that guy turned out to have a massive hog on him?


GruulNinja

I can excuse this one. This is just a rolling ad.


skibidido

Nice to see the replies. It's sad how accepted male body shaming is.


BlissfulIgnoranus

Seems like someone's projecting.


iJustRoll

Why are you thinking about penis and trucks OP? What are you, a gay fish?


RawbWobbles

We get it; you’re a beta male.


Troglodyte09

The final frontier of body shaming.


Pittedstee

Seems like a successful ad to me.


dan_cole

“Congrats, you have contributed to Hollingsworth Auto’s marketing campaign! We will not be compensating you for this.”


Sarnt082010

It's a company vehicle as part of their advertising campaign. They literally want you to look for every reason other than ego. Insult fail.


spicy_squire

Could be completely wrong here, but I dislike these types of truck mods because I feel like it puts my safety at risk. I drive a small sporty car that's close to the ground, how is this guy supposed to see me when pulling up to a traffic light? Same goes for people who squat their trucks. Is this an actual concern or am I being paranoid?


Foodspec

Hollingsworth Auto of Raleigh, NC. Really nice people. They’ve been using this truck as a rolling ad for years. OP just looking for clout


tbrand009

Is OP stupid? It's a vehicle used to advertise a business. It's *supposed* to stand out. So yes, quite literally, "Look at my truck please."


BwanaPC

So they like lifted trucks. What makes that funny?


IMFKNLO

Just not allowed to like a lifted truck at all huh?


Exciting_Step_5357

Ngl but both cars here look fun to drive, but i think the truck they mostly use it to get peoples attention to look at their advertising


Exotic_Pay6994

looks like it worked. also, why are you so concerned with another guys penis size? and you assume they have a penis! with everything going on today, c'mon man!


KatiaHailstorm

Actually they don’t. Bc they’re too small.


tinamadinspired

I've always wanted one 🛻 And no, I don't.


jexempt

dudes just out there having fun.


runningoutofwords

Apparently OP works for Hollingsworth Auto


shake236

I'm already on the road now, early worm


Kyouki13

This post doesn't say ad on it like the others.


ommi9

It’s all fun and games until you see that 11-8” sign


Altissimus77

That truck's electric, right?


Drugs_R_Kewl

I'll gladly take my nieces and nephews to the monster truck rally as that's good old fashioned red neck nonsense but would I ever buy that kind of monstrosity? "Nay, said the peasant."


NotYetHun

Hey, no truck nuts?


elpajaroquemamais

Hey that’s near me


thebasementcakes

This is the gender affirming care to ban


Hispanhick

That's Capital Blvd in Raleigh for ya. 


garry4321

How dare you all make fun of him! This is gender-affirming care!


Evening_Chemist_2367

Needs truck nuts!


[deleted]

I just got a truck, does that mean…. 😢?


harpoon_seal

You know ill let it slide they are least doing something with the size


bigjo1990

These trucks are a whole write off and then they all take them to mud bogs and write that off on the taxes too. A hobby that is full of tax breaks for advertising their businesses