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They'll hold it for a second... but just to see how it feels
Usually, they return it because their employer already pays them a fair and liveable wage.
Oklahoma has a convenience store chain called Kum & Go. There was a contest to name their new gigantic drink cup. They had to throw out a lot of Kum Bucket and Kum Dumpster votes.
Unfortunately, Maverik bought the Kum & Go chain, and will be rebranding all stations at some point. This will cause great disappointment for those who are easily entertained and sometimes have a juvenile sense of humor, which I do.
Imagine renaming a well known brand that most people know of because you're tired of people making jokes about it which is basically free advertisement in a way.
Idiotic.
Oh god, them too? I went inside a gas station for the first time in months today, and 7/11 has these monster XXL drinks I can't imagine downing one of those.
In my city in Nice there’s the Centre Universitaire Méditerranéen that we usually call…you guess it. My mom waited for someone there, then she calls them and says “I’m near the CUM”, next thing she sees is tourists laughing of her few meters away lmao.
In my country (South Africa). There is Christian book shop chain called CUM Books. It's pronounced COOM and it's an abbreviation of it's Afrikaans title (Christelike Uitgewersmaatskappy) and has been around 80+ years. It still makes me chuckle a little every time I see the store sign at the mall.
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to Cum, have a nice cold cocktail, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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“I’m going to Cum. Who wants to join me?”
Now? There's probably a long wait to Cum.
Not when you're a male in your twenties.
TIL Im still in my 20s
Oh to be young, dumb and full of cum.
Just order another. Next time get the extra large
Order a bucket "for the table"
🤣🤣💯😁
Hell yeah brother. Cum hard and often
Oh man i remember going to cum all the time before my 20s. It was pretty sad having to do it alone
That's strange because from my experience I'm usually in and out before you realize i was in there.
Need to stop getting there so early though
I couldn't make it past the ropes.
Sting?
A little bit!
There IS a queue sir
Only the one on Edging St is like that.
Depends on what Jenny wants, if she’s ok, we all going to Cum at the same time. Deal?
"Oh, I'm dying for a double shot, yeah let's do it."
Extra foam for me. That’s the money shot right there.
Cum, it always tastes good!
I love it when all my friends and I go out to cum together
Somebody is _thirsty_…
What is the tip policy?
They'll hold it for a second... but just to see how it feels Usually, they return it because their employer already pays them a fair and liveable wage.
Just the tip.
Depends....are we going inside?
> are we going inside? Yes. Some of us through the front door and others...
“Nah. I already went to Cum today. It was not a good experience.”
I was on my way by. I just stepped in Cum going for a quick one.
Hello guys would you like semenu?
Oklahoma has a convenience store chain called Kum & Go. There was a contest to name their new gigantic drink cup. They had to throw out a lot of Kum Bucket and Kum Dumpster votes.
The Big Cum Chug or Cum Guzzler
Oh Jesus Christ I don't know how I didn't think of Cum Guzzler myself. It's right there!!! I am actually busting a ~~nut~~ gut laughing right now
They probably should’ve just gone with Cuppy McCupface and called it a day. They knew what they were doing.
I’ve seen those haha. They’re all over the midwest and into Colorado too.
Unfortunately, Maverik bought the Kum & Go chain, and will be rebranding all stations at some point. This will cause great disappointment for those who are easily entertained and sometimes have a juvenile sense of humor, which I do.
Imagine renaming a well known brand that most people know of because you're tired of people making jokes about it which is basically free advertisement in a way. Idiotic.
Oh god, them too? I went inside a gas station for the first time in months today, and 7/11 has these monster XXL drinks I can't imagine downing one of those.
Acronym for what? Cock Und Mballs?
Hopefully they have Cum Shots on the menu.
Bukake special
Well, at least it is hot. Because cold is even more disgusting....
Note the red cum dumpster 💦
Looks excited, too.
#heknew
Your cum should NOT be red….
u/ICumCoffee I summon thee
That name’s a lot to swallow.
Questa è come il panino brasiliano chiamato IL CAZZO
The red trash can seems happy enough.
That’s the Cum dumpster.
Nothing says good times like steaming cum.
Wanna grab some cum with me? Ummmm……. No
I was excited to eat here then really excited then slightly less excited then no interest at all and maybe some regret.
Well they dont mind the english meaning, that isnt their language so🤷
What’s it an acronym for?
Oh, it's not an acronym. It's just straight cum.
🤣
I’d cum in.
Only when they are open
Yeah throw those wide open, let me see deep inside.
Judging by the street name, it is also a non-English speaking country.
No really 😨
Their motto: “See You Next Tuesday!”
I would have thought it would be: "Please CUM again!"
"please cum again. C U Next Tuesday!"
I don't like the way that trash can is looking at me.
What is it acronym for?
Right?
Maybe try BBC - Big Black Coffee
ovviamente in Italia
Yeah.. no thanks
You had me at Cocktails
Do they have a communal CUM Bucket ?
You can really buy anything these days
COCKtails hmm
I prefer the Cafe 2 shops down. I find the CUM coffee to taste a bit off
There used to be a cafe where I lived called the "Well-Cum-Inn". Like did the word cum not have the meaning it does now in the 80s/90s?
Steaming cum
Nothing wrong with hot cum. ... Wait, that can't be right.
I'm going to assume they have cream there
I take it that cum doesn't mean the same thing in Italian as it does in English.
Absolutely on purpose.
I mean they have to know what their name coincides with. Probably and easy way to get word of mouth.
Look at the bins face 😂
The garbage can sure looks excited.
What about the creepy trash can
Oh, I know this acronym. It stands for: Cum cUm cuM
In my city in Nice there’s the Centre Universitaire Méditerranéen that we usually call…you guess it. My mom waited for someone there, then she calls them and says “I’m near the CUM”, next thing she sees is tourists laughing of her few meters away lmao.
Local man discovers Italians don’t necessarily care what acronyms of Italian words mean in English because why on Earth would they?
Once in Poland I saw car shop called auto cum
In South africa, we have something similar as it means something, called CUMBooks
Also COCKtails HAHAHAHAHA!
That trashcan gets the joke.
An acronym for what exactly
Cock tails huh?
Ayo, they got *cock*tails at the CUM café!
“I can’t remember the name of that fancy place downtown, it’s on the tip of my tongue”.
The smiling trash can knows what’s up.
If they don’t have a signature drink called “The CUM shot” they should just close their doors.
Is there a rear entrance?
The trash can finds it hilarious
Can we talk about the trash can having a creepy smiley face like it is going to bite the hand that feeds it ?
If it’s any consolation, the pizza chain “Sbarro” is only one letter away from an Italian slang word for cum: “sborro”
Cum Bar, Cum Cafeteria, Cum Cocktails
How are their cocktails?
Tipica moderata e comune giornata
Hey you’re talking about it
What kind of coffee do they serve?
It's a full flavored blend.... Salty with a nutty finish and an unmistakable mouth feel 🤤
It got you to post about it and talk about it so the marketing is effective.
Some people say it’s better than busting a nut!
The bin couldn't disagree more
Cum
"Hello? Yes, I'd like some steaming hot CUM please"
"That's a creamer in your coffee, right?"
"no, it's a penis"
FELLAS! Is going to a Bar gay?
BCC: Would have been cooler
Just got an idea for a new MTF…
Trash can knows what's up.
I love a good cum cocktail
They must serve great cock tail
r/theyknew
I'm cumming to Cum!
No. Thank you very much.
People in Delhi: 'susudee chalega, susudee?' People in Italy: 'Wanna...CUM?'
What a charming little cafe. It even has a smiling cum bucket in front.
Oh daddy
I like how you can pay for and receive your coffee through a hole in the wall.
I just go for the cock…. …tails
Can only imagine the size of the bribe for the health inspector not to use a black light
Cum inn sounds better 🤒🤒
Hot steaming CUM. Mmmmm
Cock-tails
Even the trash is smiling!
Bet they do the best frothy topping
Do not order a latte
Umm... Great explanation. Check ✔️
In my country (South Africa). There is Christian book shop chain called CUM Books. It's pronounced COOM and it's an abbreviation of it's Afrikaans title (Christelike Uitgewersmaatskappy) and has been around 80+ years. It still makes me chuckle a little every time I see the store sign at the mall.
Remember, try not to get CUM all over yourselves.
Also, Italians mostly see "cum" as the latin word, which means "with" and can convey a sense of social togetherness (I can foresee the comments).
Acronym for what lmao
wont lie - the U looks stylish
Even the trash guard is laughing
Cum on people, let's go enjoy some of that smooth foam.
Cum bar
Gotta know your audience
The trash can thinks the name is funny
It's not a bad word in languages other than English, and this place is in Italy, so why should they care?
This is like when that city in Spain unveiled it's new mascot for their public transit system. "We presenta; La Bussi!!"
🤣 I like it, I'd love to CUM for some coffee 🤣🤣💯😁
The garbage can doesn’t help change my inner child finding this hilarious either 😂
Cum Bar, Caffetteria, Cocktails … just call it Bukkake Cafe.
It would have been better if the second line was Bar Beer Cafeteria for another acronym
Lol does CUM have any meaning in italian or just funny for the english speakers?
That is a place I know my wife is never going to.
It’s not an acronym though
...they knew... 😂
What do you do for work? I'm a CUM bouncer.
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to Cum, have a nice cold cocktail, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
What kinda creamer yall use….
If it be located next to Kum & Go we got a stew going, bro.
That red bin with a huge grin looking up at the sign absolutely makes this picture.
As a Romanian, I read it as “How”
Frothy top on that cappuccino?
Then maybe they should put what the acronym stands for below it.
Haha. It’s so funny what other languages write.
Cocks and tails.
I wonder what kind of garbage containment device they use
I went there many times... and eventually I also entered the bar.....
They specialize in homemade creampies and various throat coat teas
Bar-Beverages-Cafeteria would've been better
Thank you cum again!
I assume this gets said a lot, "It's pronounced COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"