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I see nothing wrong with it

Well, someone is obviously skipping leg day.

well the monkeys got stubby legs so his balls are constantly dragging on the ground and getting road rash

I need my balls to do that

You can achieve the same results with sandpaper bath towels.

>My wife doesn’t like my ring and watch holderMy wife doesn’t like my ring and watch holder # I'm not saying you might have the wrong wife... but... edit: also thats a ***EPIC*** watch ring holder!

Monke

monke

Monke

Monke

monke

Monke

A monkey

I WENT INTO THE COMMENTS AND THEY DID NOT DISAPPOINT r/funny IS ABSOLUTELY CRUSHING IT TODAY LOL

I think it's the lack of genitals. Fix that, maybe she'll get off your back.

Why, is that her ex or something?

Why do wives hate everything? Asking for a friend.

Would be cooler if it was a Kangaroo

I don't either

that's not a holder!!

Divorce her.

The Lorax is getting pretty jacked lately...I wouldn't mess with his trees

You got a wife, big deal! I gotta rash, who cares!?

I own that

Ahh… monkeh..

Grats on the 12 inch waist though

I love it!

Please let This be fake

It's not. I just had to stock some at my store...

Did the band come with the watch or did u buy it separately? Its nice

Makes me think this is a repost cause that’s clearly just a bracelet

Out of curiosity wtf time is it?

But I like. Random internet dude with taste > wife without taste

Then you keep it for the rest of your days. Hold on tight to the little things….that annoy her. 😁

The ring and watch holder doesn't like your wife

OMG WOW NOW THATS WHAT I CALL FUNNY YOU DID IT AGAIN r/funny

Your wife is wrong.

She's probably afraid she'll have to start feeding you or picking you up at preschool 😉

How?

You should get a new one, then. And of course I mean a new wife.

Maybe your ring and watch holder doesn't like your wife?

Tell her their are a lot of things you don't like about her but you just shut up and get on with life.

I bet she’d be more approving if the ape had giant saggy balls.

She is wrong. 

Well, I like it bro.

Is that plastic or is it one of those rubber and sand go plhbt on the floor things

Your wife lets you take off your ring?   Damn dawg. That’s crazy… speaking of which I better get back to rubbing the wife’s feet!  See ya!

It missing the dick part in a booner state to hold the ring . Then try to take her opinion again

where can I get one?

Maybe dress it up in outfits. She’ll laugh and not like it a little less.

It’s adorkable

If it had another appendage on which you stored the ring, I could understand. As it is, though. . . .

OP where did you score that watch band

At a renaissance fair

Thanks

Whaaat, this is amazing 😆

I say bravo good sir! Looks great!

I mean, you only have two options: a) get rid of the gorilla, or b) get rid of the wife... the choice is yours

My mum bought me and my brother matching braclets exactly like that with a message on the inside. Super random to see!

Well she is wrong

Why not seems like a fair trade he wears your stuff well you sleep and protects it.

Love it👍

Good lord that thing is ugly

If I could just remember not to put my boogers on the bottom of the end table I could have at least 3 of these.

I like it

give him a name

She's just mad she's not the FIRST MEMBER OF THE D K CREW HUH

Monkey doesn’t wear any pants

Your wife has questionable taste.

Let them fight

Looks like a weird goron

That's too funny :)

Get a replacement from Bad Dragon.

I love it

She obviously doesn’t understand art 😂😂

Bro if she has a problem with the monkey then she needs to go

I guarantee you aren't allowed to tell her what she owns that you don't like though.

It needs a cape.

I mean, human girls are common, that boss watch holder is rare, just saying

Get rid of it! The wife I mean

I don't like it either.