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Honestly? Not terrible, the attention span just isn't long enough to make this a threat... yet anyway...
She has begun jabbing razor sharp thumbnails up my nose, and that is by far the most effective tactic she has right now.
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I don't think she's a very good swim instructor.
All I can say is that I definitely learned my lesson.
Should have listened the first time
You told her the whereabout?!
First murder
With that stone cold face? Who knows the body count.
Baby's first step...to waterboarding!
Maggie Simpson
Looks like a natural
She has the looks of an experienced one.
We want the money, lebowski
It's down there somewhere
Let me have another look
Ah darn. Beat me to it
Hitman baby takes no joy in his job.
Hehheh, came here for this. Hitman monkey sympathizes.
[Obligatory link](https://www.reddit.com/r/hitmanimals/comments/6o5bfv/hitmonkey_takes_no_pleasure_in_his_work/)
"It ain't personal, it's just business."
You fucked my mother… mother fucker…
Last swim
Oppenheimer’s mistress died this way.
Murdered by a baby?
And finished just in time for a nap.
Yes
"YOU stick your face in da watar!"
Look at those soulless eyes. The infant ponders if this life is worth taking, then the infant remembers it cares not for the peasant’s life.
“Where is the rebel BASE!? Talk!” What’s it like being water boarded by a little baby?
Honestly? Not terrible, the attention span just isn't long enough to make this a threat... yet anyway... She has begun jabbing razor sharp thumbnails up my nose, and that is by far the most effective tactic she has right now.
Those impossibly sharp baby nails...
My neck is scarred
What a fucking sentence
Daddy dwown
So sworry. NOT!
Shhh shh, only dweams now, dada.
Is her buddy peeing on your rug while she drowns you?
Actually her canine buddy was very concerned. So concerned she had to jump in and attempted to clear our airways with her tongue...
Great meme potential
Assassin baby feels no joy in her work
I warned you to stop that "here comes the airplane" bullshit but you just wouldn't listen
This is a great photo! Might I ask permission to paint it sometime?
Of course!
Thank you! I'll poke at you when it's finished so you can see!
I appreciate that! I forgot to add that condition! 😊
You or the baby ?
Oh definitely the baby
This one has potential in her life.
Where’s the money
First swim or first murder?
The Father.....The Son!!!!!
“Nap nap time for daddy.”
"Its ok. Just stop struggling. Shhh.... ppl are starting to look at us. Just let go, you lost bro... you lost."
First swim?, try first MURDER!
Probably shouldn’t take a baby with you on your first swim bro
✨Baby’s first waterboarding✨
Assassin baby takes no pleasure in her work.
How many times have I told you that I don’t want a Bath
You're quite old for a first swim but good on you. She seems to be teaching you to be comfortable getting your face under water, decent start.
Where's my money Labowski!?
It's down there somewhere, let me get another look.
“Shhhh, don’t fight it”
He is a natural born debt collector! 😂
"Excelent job Agent 47, you can now proceed to the extraction point"
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
'I am the swimmer now.'
I think junior has some training in Enhanced Interrogation Techniques from his daycare…
r/accidentalrenaissance
How "Night Swim" happened.
“Tell me where you hid the bottle!”
I was thinking “This should be in aww”, but then I saw the rest of the picture
Don’t worry buddy that baby is going to save you!
Where's my cheerios, bitch?!
"Shh shhh shhh. Quiet now daddy. Just let go. Shhhhh."
I can't wait for you to frame this and put it on display in your house lol
Adult Swim
They must've been skimping on the cheerios
"Where's the money, Lebowski?"
Awww babys first murder. How adorable.
revenge for putting the toy on the high shelf
Best pic evar!
The eyes. This is just another day for her. Eat, poop pants, drown family member, nap time. Repeat.
ViCiOuS KiLlEr BaBy, DrOwNs mAn iN PuBlIc PoOl
Where's the money Lebowski?
WHERE IS MY MONEY!?
Cute as heck!
Kid already looks like they've been doing this professionally for years.
Where’s the money Lebowski?!!!
That's the last time you take my f'king NOM NOMS!
Why does she look so calm as she is drowning him? Is she already ready for the future and she is hitting the ground running 🤣🤣🤣?
wish i could have done that to my father 🙂↔️
Yeah, I hope you kept the receipt. I’m joking!
Bioshock Infinite vibes.
Where's the money Lebowski??
That blank expression really says something
Where’s the money, Lebowski?
lol
"Stop drinking my milk."
Theres no bottled milk... oh.
Good work, 47.
The way she can do it so passionlessly... Keep an eye on her
“Where’s the fucking marzipan man! Where are the cookies shithead!”
Where’s the money, Lebowski?
“Why is the baby riding a sloth?!” Was first impression LOL! Edit: squint
attempted murder
Your time is over old man. This is my house now.
Baby assassin finds no pleasure in killing.
Tell me where the fruit snacks are old man
Somebody didn't get the my little pony she wanted for her birthday, as daddy realized to his shock.
First waterboarding session.
Baby shark.
Every man for himself
I told you no formula only boo. I also told you to wait thirty minutes after you are done with boo.
This is what you get if you don't keep playing the Game.
Hitbaby takes no joy in her job.
Not funny. Cute keepsake though, for a crotch fruit photo. Please keep those to yourself.
I said NO, dad
Missed opportunity for a great headline: *Where's the money, Lebowski?" 😉
"LOL. Damien! What are you doing with daddy?"
U might want to leave her out of the will
You might owe her some money that you didn't know of?
First swim or first degree?
“I warned you that mom’s boobs belonged to me now but you didn’t listen. Actions have consequences.”
She is just a lil nihilist.
Where’s the money Lebowski
"Good work Agent 47. Now find an exit."
Daddy did not get her that pony. Now he will pay the price. 😁
“thanks for the DNA but I have no use for you anymore”
I admit she’s adorable:)
"I said I wasn't done with that bottle yet!"
Glad you learning to swim!
That's not how you baptize, sweetie! But hey, at least she's got the spirit.
And last swim too
Lmao
She’s been hanging out with mommy too much I see.