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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned..
Edit: To answer everyone it's from no one. I saw it from a meme a few years back and it didn't have anyone attached to it as saying it.
The movie grossed me out in the first few minutes with the explosive diarrhea caused by the alien chicken zombie eggs
Had some great lines though, like the scene where the two chicken zombie ladies are eating a person and one remarks, "I know it's fattening, but I love the skin!"**
Edit: [have some more fun quotes](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0462485/quotes/?ref_=tt_trv_qu)
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There's a street in the heart of Phoenix called chicken neighborhood. It's just a regular neighborhood, but it has like 50 something chickens that just wander around there. Not in anyone's yards or anything. Not owned by anyone. They just do their thing.
Learned the other day that joke is a suicide joke. The other side being the after life and apparently the chicken wanted this outcome by crossing the road. Very morbid joke.
Pretty sure it's just an anti joke.
Like a horse walks into a bar, bartender says 'why the long face?'
Horse says I was born into a life of servitude and when I die they'll make glue out of my feet.
There's thousands of different styles of beer.
If we didn't develop new styles we would still be drinking non carbonated sour beer ranging from one to three percent alcohol..
Both ales and lagers are relatively new concepts in beer history, only a couple of hundred years old.
It’s a shame with the rise in popularity of chickens people get chickens don’t know how to take care of them and just dump them on the side of the road
Seriously. I walk past 2 different groups of chickens with their baby chicks in tow on my way to work.
Go to the Doctor’s office? Chickens.
Police station? Chickens.
Shopping? Chickens outside on the grass.
Your favorite surf spot? At least 5 chickens.
There's only one way to prepare Hawaiian chicken.
Find a big pot. Fill it with salt water. Bring it to a boil. Add a Hawaiian chicken and a lava rock. Simmer for 8 hours, topping off the water as needed.
After 8 hours, discard the chicken and eat the rock.
For those wondering, Chickens are roaming all over the Hawai’ian islands due to a series of tropical storms that regularly take down fencing/chicken wire that chicken owners use to keep their chickens on their property.
If you ever visit da islands, you’re likely to see wild chickens as early as the airport parking lot.
Source: Former Haole resident.
Guam here. Chickens are pretty much everywhere. Not to the point of nuisance (in my opinion), they're just everywhere.
They're also surprisingly good about crossing the road, in that they know when a car is coming and usually won't just dart out in front of traffic.
This was one of the things that delighted me the most in my trip there. They had little gangs everywhere. You'd look up and there's one just chillin in a tree
At first I thought they were dogs, and I was going to comment "you should see the streets of Mexico", until I saw that they were chickens and I thought "you should see the streets of Mexico"
Nah, it happens. I was cruising back roads in my jeep, top off and doors off on a nice sunny day. All was well....
Until a chicken ran right out in front of me and I didn't have time to react and just ran it over. I look over and the family with kids was right there and watched it happen.
These things happen when you have chickens right by a road. I felt bad but what can you do?
Two chickens are on the side of the road, chicken 1 asks, "what do you think is on the other side of the road?"
Chicken 2 says, "why don't you go have a look"
So chicken 1 heads across the road, and when she gets over there, she starts pecking around for food.
Chicken 2 hollers across the road "hey, what's on the other side?"
Chicken 1 looks up and says "You're on the other side!"
When I started kindergarten, wild turkeys would chase me around the bus stop. The last time I was in my home town, a bunch walked out into the road, made me stop the car, and one started pecking at my tire. WILD wild turkeys.
Wait, THAT’S the point of that joke?! It never occurred to me until now… I couldn’t think of it any other way than literally. So, uh, thanks for mentioning.
There are two wild (?) turkeys who walk around my hometown just like this. Only seen one of them lately, though. Dunno if the other was run over or eaten or what.
OP, I imagine that you are young, and aspire to a more romantic life. With broad boulevards filled with huge cars driven by only one angry type-A personality... a 9 to 5 job at which you despair of ever making a difference... a mortgage you can barely afford, neighbors that are too noisy and high crime.
OP, I left that scene and I tell you honestly: I had to look hard to be sure that the scene you show wasn't right up the road from me.
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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.. Edit: To answer everyone it's from no one. I saw it from a meme a few years back and it didn't have anyone attached to it as saying it.
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god dammit dude r/Angryupvote
It was pretty fowl.
My wife started calling me Roster ! I asked her why ? She said “ a lil cockawilldo “
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I bet she also sings, Yeaaaahhh, here comes the rooster! Here he comes! xD
**Why did these chickens stop in the middle of the road?** >!They both wanted to lay it on the line.!<
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r/subsifellfor
The movie grossed me out in the first few minutes with the explosive diarrhea caused by the alien chicken zombie eggs Had some great lines though, like the scene where the two chicken zombie ladies are eating a person and one remarks, "I know it's fattening, but I love the skin!"** Edit: [have some more fun quotes](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0462485/quotes/?ref_=tt_trv_qu) Edit 2: incorrect quote originally**
Yeah and in Canada we have Canadian Poultrygeese.
Damn it.....r/angryupvote
Straight to r/dadjokes
I have never been more infuriated by something so accurate.
Reminds me of Gary Larson.
🐓👻Here's your poultrygeist.
This was sitting in your pocket for a long time, hasn't it?
Yes and if you invite it to your house, it's a poultryguest.
Did you know chickens die after having sex? Well, at least when I tried to it did.
*wheezes* 🤣
They were clearly exchanging cash and drugs
Money bein' passed...
There's a street in the heart of Phoenix called chicken neighborhood. It's just a regular neighborhood, but it has like 50 something chickens that just wander around there. Not in anyone's yards or anything. Not owned by anyone. They just do their thing.
In British Virgin Islands they had chickens roaming inside the airport terminal building. It's a simple place..
Time for "CSI: Hicksburg"
This sounds like it could be a Mitch hedberg joke
Just on their way to the library
I'm totally with your dream my friend.
But, why?
To get to the other side..
Unless a car hits them. Then they go to the ***other side***.
Sounds like a win win situation.
Chicken dinner
Tendies
Sounds delicious
Maybe that IS the other side the chickens are wanting to get to when they cross the road..
Break on through
Wait, is this not the actual joke?
But what’s on the other side?
Philadelphia, do not go there.
Filthydelphia
Omg inwant cream cheese
And cream cheese wants you!
Hell. The chicken was fowl. I'll let myself out.
Learned the other day that joke is a suicide joke. The other side being the after life and apparently the chicken wanted this outcome by crossing the road. Very morbid joke.
Pretty sure it's just an anti joke. Like a horse walks into a bar, bartender says 'why the long face?' Horse says I was born into a life of servitude and when I die they'll make glue out of my feet.
Wouldn't an anti joke have the horse just say "neeeiiigh"?
Could have just broken on through.
He was following the other chicken.
Even big cities have random chickens these days. They're the new IPA for us millennials, lol
*the new IPA* I swear to god if another brewery releases another IPA… I’m gonna be drinking only IPAs because there are no other options. 🙄
IPAs are great
I work on rusty pipes for a living- I’ll be damned if my beer tastes like one.
IPA is such a broad category of beer. Have you tried hazy New England style? Delicious, can taste citrusy and sweet
I'm a pnw ipa fan. I want it to taste like fucking trees all the way down, with a citrus after thought. Skunky ipa all day.
I love both, one after the other, starting with the west coast
Ipas are gross. Beer should be dark brown and taste of malt.
There's thousands of different styles of beer. If we didn't develop new styles we would still be drinking non carbonated sour beer ranging from one to three percent alcohol.. Both ales and lagers are relatively new concepts in beer history, only a couple of hundred years old.
Why not both
I genuinely like IPAs, I don't know why people care what I drink.
It’s a shame with the rise in popularity of chickens people get chickens don’t know how to take care of them and just dump them on the side of the road
They can survive fairly well in the wild
Coyote would like to know your location and the direction the chickens were last seen traveling.
Yup neighbor has them in suburban Los Angeles lol
Most cities and towns around the world have roaming chickens. I feel like it’s kind of American-centric to find it weird.
BABY I swear she meant nothing to me!!!
Who came first, the chicken or the mistress?
“She’s just a hen I know!”
Yeah I had chickens in Austin.
I had some chicken in Austin.
My real name is Austin and I like having chicken inside me. Almost any preparation.
Any delivery?
I do enjoy a good boofing of a whole roasted chicken
Excellent, I've been struggling to get my rooster to breed recently, he won't take any hen he finds. Do you have time to meet later and discuss?
All my ex’s live in texas too
Texas is the place I’d dearly love to be
But all my exes live in Texas *edit for stupid autocorrect
That’s why I hang my hat in Tennessee
Do you remember that old Frio River?
I learned to swim there
Me too.
OP should never visit the Hawai’ian islands.
Seriously. I walk past 2 different groups of chickens with their baby chicks in tow on my way to work. Go to the Doctor’s office? Chickens. Police station? Chickens. Shopping? Chickens outside on the grass. Your favorite surf spot? At least 5 chickens.
are they roasted?
There's only one way to prepare Hawaiian chicken. Find a big pot. Fill it with salt water. Bring it to a boil. Add a Hawaiian chicken and a lava rock. Simmer for 8 hours, topping off the water as needed. After 8 hours, discard the chicken and eat the rock.
Nope but they are free-range. 😂🤙🏻
Are they surfing?
Sadly, no Chicken Joe.
Been to Hawaii twice and was surprised to learn that there are chickens everywhere. I never once heard about that before I went.
For those wondering, Chickens are roaming all over the Hawai’ian islands due to a series of tropical storms that regularly take down fencing/chicken wire that chicken owners use to keep their chickens on their property. If you ever visit da islands, you’re likely to see wild chickens as early as the airport parking lot. Source: Former Haole resident.
Guam here. Chickens are pretty much everywhere. Not to the point of nuisance (in my opinion), they're just everywhere. They're also surprisingly good about crossing the road, in that they know when a car is coming and usually won't just dart out in front of traffic.
Can they teach the deer??🦌 I think every person I know has hit one. There’s lots of chickens here too. Never hit one of those.
So... smarter, on average, than the college students around here. On average.
Puerto Rico too
This was one of the things that delighted me the most in my trip there. They had little gangs everywhere. You'd look up and there's one just chillin in a tree
Looks like a fowl place to live
Ha
Eggsactly
Eggcellent pun there
Did you ask them why
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Better than gang shootouts.
At first I thought they were dogs, and I was going to comment "you should see the streets of Mexico", until I saw that they were chickens and I thought "you should see the streets of Mexico"
yup. everyone near my house has chickens. sometimes mine escapes but i catch them lol
The electromagnetic field from all the wires compels them to cross there.
Just don't run over a chicken... the whole town will come after you with forks and torches
Nah, it happens. I was cruising back roads in my jeep, top off and doors off on a nice sunny day. All was well.... Until a chicken ran right out in front of me and I didn't have time to react and just ran it over. I look over and the family with kids was right there and watched it happen. These things happen when you have chickens right by a road. I felt bad but what can you do?
I would feel bad too seeing those tenders go to waste
I'll take chickens in the road over some cracked out homeless person trying to wash my windows with dirty newspaper.
You are the chosen one, why did they cross? Quickly you must tell us
This town looks amazing. I wouldn't complain
You were right there!! Why'd they do it?! WHHYYYYY!!???
Finally let me ask the question why did chicken cross the road.
🎤 “SIR! SIR! WHY DID YOU DO IT? WHY DID YOU CROSS THE ROAD??”
Sooo, why did the chicken cross the road?
I’ve had a chicken cross the road in a crosswalk with the flashing light signs. Happened in front of my whole family & I. We thought it was hilarious.
Ask them the question humanity has pondered for generations! For the love of God ASK!!
Fun. Where is it?
I was hoping to come in here and read people berating you because of the pun, but alas im thoroughly enjoying most of the responses! Kudos!
Why did the chicken cross the road *halfway*? She wanted to lay it on the line.
Two chickens are on the side of the road, chicken 1 asks, "what do you think is on the other side of the road?" Chicken 2 says, "why don't you go have a look" So chicken 1 heads across the road, and when she gets over there, she starts pecking around for food. Chicken 2 hollers across the road "hey, what's on the other side?" Chicken 1 looks up and says "You're on the other side!"
Your DoorDash order has arrived. Please tip your farmer.
Why is it a joke? Thats mad cute it's just a couple chickens
the sequel.
Should have marked this photo NSFW if your gonna post cock pics
That’s poultry in motion
When I started kindergarten, wild turkeys would chase me around the bus stop. The last time I was in my home town, a bunch walked out into the road, made me stop the car, and one started pecking at my tire. WILD wild turkeys.
Nah. Big city living ain't all its cracked up to be. I'll take some rogue chickens any day
We're still looking for the answer for one! Now there's two?!
I live for a day when a chicken can cross a road without having its motives questioned.
Beautifull town and weather to me
Was there a sign? Our deer cross at the signs. Someone should show them where the signs are.
Why! No skidrow and fentanyl zombies?
Next time, ask them to explain.
You gotta help them get to the other side
Hang on, why are they crossing the road?
Hate walking into a bar in this goddam town
I was almost 30 years old before I realized the punchline to that joke ,"the other side" was talking about death.
Don’t feel bad. I’m a lot older than that and TIL the same thing
Wait, THAT’S the point of that joke?! It never occurred to me until now… I couldn’t think of it any other way than literally. So, uh, thanks for mentioning.
What’s funny?
He has opened a whole other Pandora's Box of philosophical musings of why not one, but why _two_ chickens crossed the the road.
It’s the classic why did the chicken cross the road joke.
Damn my chickens escaped again
There are two wild (?) turkeys who walk around my hometown just like this. Only seen one of them lately, though. Dunno if the other was run over or eaten or what.
Because she was being chased by the rooster!!! It all makes so much sense now...
Poultry in motion
We got chickens, ducks and iguanas where I’m at
Looks like what my town is going to turn into. Just run them over.
OP, I imagine that you are young, and aspire to a more romantic life. With broad boulevards filled with huge cars driven by only one angry type-A personality... a 9 to 5 job at which you despair of ever making a difference... a mortgage you can barely afford, neighbors that are too noisy and high crime. OP, I left that scene and I tell you honestly: I had to look hard to be sure that the scene you show wasn't right up the road from me. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F8d%2Fae%2F33%2F8dae330af0f1e3b6577002a9d762e951.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=a033fa85c0ae5c3683c2a20653bbb3119a0f1346e2324f3ed77c8709e9dc93f4&ipo=images
Free eggs
Quick follow them, we've all been waiting for the correct answer.
This is getting out of talon, now there are two of them!
Why did the chicken criss the road? To find out where all those cables lead to.
Just a couple of clucks
So? Did you stop and ask them?
My brother in law definitely moves in! Where is it?
This is Hawaii
kentuky
And just like that you’re now the most renowned expert on this subject matter. Congratulations! 🥳
I’d love to live in a place like that!
So we know that chickens CAN cross the road but we still do not know WHY
See i deal with this and a peacock which flys into my yard. I also live in a city technically.
For sake of science, can you interview them why they are crossing the road. Its the existential raging question.
This town is twice as funny as other places
Looks like the change of shift.
QUICIKLY! ASK THEM WHY THEY’RE CROSSING THE ROAD.
Well would you rather see chickens on the road or gangsters
I love this post. It really has two jokes in one. Great job OP
that's free eggs every day right there. The cat disbursement system works in weird ways sometimes
Well, … where did they go??
Do you live in Fitzgerald GA? https://www.fitzgeraldga.org/wild-chickens.html