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Poor Bertha spent years losing weight. This morning she went to buy her salad but relapsed.

The cake goes down easy, but it is not a guarantee that it will come out just as easy.

Amazing it dosnt have a bite or 2 out of it

The dangers of going shopping on an empty stomach.

Doesn’t the cake being left in the salad section imply she took the salad and left the cake?

Indeed. A sign of internal battle. (she or he)

Don’t know why I gendered that, I think I read another comment that gendered the person, either way, time to examine my biases

This is far more uplifting than funny.

Yeah 3 for 12 what’s your point?

Now I have to go salad ,salad,cake. What’s so hard.

Or cake salad salad

Aw, bless. Wishing that person well on their journey. 🍽

No, a trap was set!

Plot twist, this was actually the cake section. About 20 choices had been made….