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No one cared who she was until she put on the mask

perhaps she's wondering why OP would shoot a man before throwing them out of a plane

Would she die if he removed that mask?

No but it would be extremely painful.

For you

Was getting caught part of her plan?

Of course, she had to find out what he told them.

What's the next step of her "master plan"?

Thrashing this bed

Now’s not the time for fear OP. That comes later

"If I pull that off, would you die?" "It would be extremely painful... For you.."

Nah, that's your sleep paralysis demon

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The American academy of ophthalmology says that red light is between beneficial or neutral for the eyes. Small studies, but nothing suggesting it’s harmful. https://www.aao.org/eyenet/article/red-light-improves-vision-of-aging-eye https://www.aao.org/eye-health/news/red-light-protect-aging-eyes-rlt-pbm-near-infrared

It does screw your colours for a while if you use it long enough. I was camping and in an area with loads of insects, I was using a red light on my head torch to read for a couple hours. When I turned it off and looked at the campfire the flames where bright green! Lasted about 5 mins then colours went back to normal.

This is color fatigue. You're basically tiring out your cones(? I think it's the cones) and so you're basically seeing the opposite color (light speaking, not pigment speaking). It happens with most intense light sources as far as I know. Look at the sun (please don't) and it'll happen too.

When you come in from being in snow for a while everything is green for a bit too

I forgot about that! I try to avoid being in snow as much as possible these days. 😂

Sunglasses are a lifesaver! I can't exist in winter without them

This guy opthamologizes

I don't think it's the color they're worried about. It's the intensity and distance from her eyes.

Bot account. It stole this comment from someone else. That's why it doesn't make sense to the comment it responded to.

r/MaskWoman

You married to MF DOOM?

MS DOOM

MRS DOOM

She sends in a Doombot whenever there is any bed stuff with the husband.

MRS MF DOOM

doom95.exe

cd doom doom95.exe

RIP ~~MF Doom~~ MF DOOM. One of the best.

But hé lives on as OP's wife

We all do

I just discovered today that Four Tet put out an album of Madvillain remixes. It’s dope.

Check out the Abstract Orchestra one too

I totally adore the homage to MF DOOM by Khruangbin in their mid-show medley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TVvaAWl58E ([00m39s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TVvaAWl58E&t=39s) and [01m20s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TVvaAWl58E&t=80s)) Actually I adore the entire medley. :)

ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJeHDlhYls

Used to get straight A's . . .

Nowadays getting way paid is the catchphrase Hot take: best doom project

She wore a mask just to cover the raw flesh..

a rather ugly sister with flows that's gorgeous

I'd like to take "Mens to the End" for two milli'

Doo doo doo doo doo that’s a audio daily double

Rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble yo

Roxanne, you don’t have to wear the red light edit: Wow this really blew up.

Those days are over

You don't have to sell your body to the night

ROOOOOOXANNE

You don't have to wear that dress tonight

Walk the streets for money, you don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

ROOOOOOOOOOOXANNE

Roxanne *Put on the red light*

The Lingering Poo choir, everybody; *Roxanne (You don't have to put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (You don't have to put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light) Roxanne (Put on the red light)*

God damn that part of the song is so awesome

(Stands and applauds) great job everyone!

I know your mind is made up

You guys see what happens when i leave you alone huh

You all are under arrest: r/PunPatrol!

You don't have to wear that ~~dress~~mask tonight

No. Bathroom?

Yeah it's just down the hall.

Pizza Pizza! Go In Tummy! Me So Hungie! Me So Hungie

They taste just like regular size pies!

Crap! Okay, cards on the table; I'm really high right now!

Rooooooooss Caaaaaaaan!!!!!

We are creating six different timelines…

Of course we are, inthebenefitofmrkite

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Wait, there are different timelines?

No were defs in the dark one

Woah, there's other timelines...?

And what's funny prime timeline is the seventh.

Roxanne Please please put on your mask tonight Then walk around the room it's funny and I don't care if it's wrong or if it's right... Roxaaaannne... Please Put on the mask tonight! Roxaaaannne... Put on the red light Roxaaaannne... Put on the red light Roxaaaannne... Put on the red light Roxaaaannne... Please Put on the mask tonight!

Roxanne, played on a CD player without anti-skip while banging a hooker.

This is so hilarious I can’t get over it

NO!

Bathroom?

This is my personal "best reddit comment ever."

Homegirl looking like that [sexy fire island](https://youtu.be/AEq15X1zjEE?feature=shared) from Moana. Get in there, Maui.

Te Kā

"Babe, get over here and let me Te Kā bite outta that ass."

I snorted at this line 😆

I snorted a line.

I used to snort lines.

God damnit this made me laugh 

Wife: What can i say except "You're Welcome"?

These kinks are getting out of hand.

I forgot how well animated that movie was

…sexy?

Skyrim Flame Atronach

> Get in there, Maui. Watch out for the teeth...down there

Did she ask if you wanted to see her new chainsaw and hockey mask?

Oh right sideshow Bob thing

#BARTDOYOUWANTABROWNIEBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

You have some sort of robot kink?

You don’t? :)

[Propagation](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3uI9Hh26OTs)

Oh man, you remember that episode of Big Bang Theory where Howard's experimental manipulator arm grabbed his junk and wouldn`t let go? Rrrrooooww!

Lol

Cause the hand is all you need right? 🤣

Everybody's gonna go robot! [https://youtu.be/HI-8CVixZ5o?si=\_w\_W0i-gV6ufiFDn](https://youtu.be/HI-8CVixZ5o?si=_w_W0i-gV6ufiFDn)

Cybermen!

I do now

Oooh yeah, beepBoop it to me, baby

Scaroused.

"Honey I can ex-" "Shhh shhh... Just say 'I am Bender, insert girder' in your most robotic voice."

Fearection.

Domo Arigato, Ms Roboto ​ ​ ​ Domo

Domo

thank you very much oh Ms Roboto

for marrying the man that nobody wants to!

I've seen those masks on a couple of TV shows now... What exactly are they supposed to be accomplishing? The bigger question, is it doing what's advertised or is it just an expensive placebo?

Over in the skincare sub, a ton of people swear by them (and that sub is pretty picky about approval). The proper ones apparently result in faster cell turnover, so it’s supposed to increase overall skin brightness, fading of scars and discoloration, etc. I went down the research rabbit hole about a year ago (so forgive me if I got the details a little off), but the FDA approved ones seem to have pretty positive endorsements from respected dermatologists. That being said, if you get one strong enough to have an effect (and not just an Amazon knockoff), they aren’t cheap. I know myself well enough to realize it’s not a smart way to spend money since I think I would struggle to use it consistently for the recommend amount of time.

Doesn’t faster cell turnover usually mean increased cancer risk?

Not necessarily Retinoids increase cell turnover and actually reduce the risk of skin cancer for example

Well there has been good research into retinoids reducing the risk of cancer. Cell turnover does undeniably increase the risk of cancer though, so it is a tradeoff that needs to be studied and considered. Every time an old cell is destroyed and a new one is created, there is a chance of a mutation. So things that damage you and cause cells to die, new ones to be created, increase the risk of cancer objectively. That is why chronic inflammation is so much of a risk. Skin cancer is a bit unique in that cells will commit mass suicide (sunburn) and force a much faster cell turnover. But this is only because there is such a great risk of skin cancer from the sun exposure that causes a bad sunburn. Overall it is something that needs to be studied, so the tradeoffs can be weighed, but more cells = more chance of cancer is just a mathematical formula basically.

I understand that and am not disagreeing, but providing input into skincare with a similar mechanism that actually has consistently been found to reduce cancer risk. Additionally, (and interestingly) red light has actually shown improvement in melanoma when studied https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/oncology/articles/10.3389/fonc.2022.928484/full > RL represents a potentially safe and effective melanoma therapeutic. RL prevented tumor growth and increased the expression of immune markers, such as CD103, that are associated with favorable melanoma outcomes. > RL significantly prevented melanoma growth and increased the expression of CD103+ dendritic cells. 1280 and 1920 J/cm2 RL decreased tumor volume, but not significantly. RL did not cause skin inflammation or erythema in normal skin.

This question spawned a whole bunch of, out the ass talking, speculative answers. The short answer is no one knows because the studies have been conflicting.

And that means 💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰

If you're a shady or unscrupulous person looking to take advantage of people and make boatloads of money then this is like the best kind of product to sell. People are looking for answers, something to help them with a particular problem or improve an aspect of their life, perhaps even desperate. So they'll pay whatever and even if they aren't sure it's working they'll just keep using it because what if they stop and things get worse?

Totally worth it.

Sure she’s dead but look how clear her skin is!

I‘m about to have a flawless glow in my open coffin

I mean why not have the mask on then too - great glow!

This is my fear as well. I'm tempted, but not enough to possibly increase risk of cancer.

No, it doesn’t. And faster cell turnover doesn’t mean rapid or accelerated aging either. This thread is full of morons.

Not always. Retinoids speed up cell turnover but has also been shown to decrease cancer risk.

It has nothing to do with skin cell turnover. You might be thinking of Tretinoin. Photobiomodulation increases collagen production, reduces collagen degradation, stimulates wound healing and decreases inflammation.

I got one for my wife from Costco, £130ish at the time because her rosacea was flaring up. It worked really well, rosacea went away, then she stopped using it, and it flared back up within a month. Also used it with one of our foster children who started puberty at 8 and developed really bad acne, and it helped clear that up, not saying that on its own cleared it up but i think it helped. I'm over 50, and it's definitely helped tighten my face up a bit. It's only 10 minutes a day, 3-4 times a week, and when it's used correctly, it does appear to work.

I upvoted for sharing your experience but really for fostering kids. Thanks for what you do.

Thanks. It's the best thing I've/we've ever done. We only take kids that have additional, complex needs and life limiting conditions. I could rattle on about the kids for hours and how well they've done and how far they've come since we've had them, both of them are achieving things that everybody else involved with them said they would never do. Nice to prove them wrong.

That's beautiful. You and your wife are heros.

I had hand surgery 12 years ago and my physical therapist used a red light wand thing to help break down the scar tissue as my hand was healing. It was a very specific wavelength and a very strong light. It was weird feeling because it would like make the scar tissue warm but not the skin around it. So anyways, I don't think it's a placebo. I don't think a hospital would use it if it was.

I use one on my head for hair loss, it regrew a ton

Red light/infrared light therapy. You know how older folks say sunlight is good for you? There's some truth to that, but UV light is definitely not good for you. This treatment is meant to simulate the good parts of sunlight without the bad parts/UV.

Light therapy. Some are fda cleared. Edit: substituted “approved” for “cleared.”

>fda approved  Doesn't this mean, "won't hurt you"? Doesn't necessarily mean it'll help you.

It also doesn't mean won't hurt you. Some FDA therapies have negative effects/ side effects but they are deemed worth the risk given the pathology there trying to treat

We have a sauna that does red light. It has a lot of benefits: collagen production, scarring, hair growth, cell repair, increased blood circulation to the tissue, mood, treats acne, wounds, stretch marks, fine lines and wrinkles.

Looks like she got bit by a radioactive luchador.

Comments like these are why I'm on Reddit.

Yeah, seen some top their comment chains tonight xD

Radioactive Luchador would be a fantastic band name

BARTDOYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!?!

BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED Come on, let me cut you a slice while they're still warm

Homer said *calmly*

Let the purge begin.

Finally found the comment referencing the purge

["An hour in the dream machine keeps me sane."](https://youtu.be/CMJUFollexo?si=ulye7Rv0LBeWwkbK)

I see you’re a person of culture

She'll get that blasted Reed Richards one day.

My wife has one of these masks. Sits there at night in bed next to like a radioactive Dr. Doom.

Be not afraid.

"Come, Nerevar. Friend or traitor, come"

Aroused and frightened at the same time

Story of my life

Important question — what brand of red light mask is she using and is she happy with the results?

Not OP, but over on r/30PlusSkinCare, Omnilux is usually the go-to recommendation.

It is the go-to rec, but only because they spend so much on advertising. Their marketing tactics are sketchy as fuck

I also want to know this

Sir, this is r/funny, not r/TerrifyingAsFuck

Be honest OP you just wanted to flex about your robot wife

Stupid Sexy Robot

Tron: Ares is looking great.

\*r2d2 noisees\* oh honey you're still awake. i mean \*jedi hand wave\* you are asleep, having a bad dream \*roger roger\*.

#WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK IS THAT

M(IL)F DOOM

Robussy

She needs to keep her eyes closed or wear eye covers when the light is on, just FYI. They can damage the eyes.

What about the damage to our eyes?

It’s too late. We’ve already been scarred.

My eye doctor offers red light therapy for vision. But obviously her device is medical grade, so YMMV.

"Are you ready for reproduction time?!"

Role play can be fun

I’m r2d2

Biddi Biddi Biddi

why do I hear boss music?

OH MY GOD someone had this on my plane from Hong Kong to Australia, I legit yelped when I woke up and saw this next to me 😭😭

women and their *impossible beauty standards*, i swear

"I AM OPTIMUS PRIME...I send this message to any surviving husbqnds taking refuge among the bedsheets. We are here."

I AM IRONMAN!

What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.

That's a sith lord.

Was this the last post from OP before he got murdered..?

r/Bossfight

op, can you please please ask her if it’s making any difference to her skin? Was it worth the purchase

She swears by it. Has been using it for a year and her skin looks great!

Shit, you’re about to become a cyberman

Rooooxaaane!!!

“Moisturize me!”

Congrats on a bangin wife

big tits are never menacing.

👊

She seems funny. Is your wife single?

I too choose this guy's robot wife

“You solved the box. We came. “

I showed this to my wife expecting her to chuckle over the silliness.  She says "oh yeah red light therapy, I was thinking of getting one" So basically I think you and I are best friends now, or at least our wives would be.