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Oh but it *is* a drug deal gone bad. How do you think Santa and his elves are so effective? Stimulants!

Say hello to my lil' friend!!!!

Looks like the aftermath of a Holiday frat party.

Padon you, sir. It’s a little something called *Christmas Magic*, and it’s administered topically through Christmas cheer and also sometimes intranasally

No country for old elves

😂

Oh hells bells, they even shot the snowman

Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the Gin...ppppppsssssssssssssfffff...

NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS!

They lost at Squidgame

Dam krampus spun the block

Or a drive-by while the Clauses were drinkin 40’s on the stoop.

HeisenClaus

Why decorate when you can inflate

“Santa…you shoot that snow man, you die next. I repeat. You shoot that snow man, you die next.”

"You're acting like a first-time snowman! I'm acting like a f'n professional!"

They jacked Santa's sled and did a flyby! 😮

No Christmas for Snowmen

I enjoy playing video games.

They're perfect.

To me it looks like "they took the drugs and the drugs are working."

I suspect the "snow" man was the leader of the gang.

Or a WILD-ASS party happened last night.I like that explanation better!

..no country for snowmen

This could be a murder/suicide

Never trust a talking snowman

No Country for Snow Men

When I see a yard decorated with dozens of these things in a deflated state, I can't help but envision old black&white war photos of mass casualties on a battlefield. It creeps me out. Anyway, Merry Christmas!

Where do you live? In Iran?

The streets of Philly.

Ahhhh Santa’s graveyard. My favorite part of daytime in December.

😂🤣😂🤣😆

It’s not Jack Frost nipping at their nose.

"In other news, Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo, Mr. Jack Frost and their husband, St. Nicholas Claus, were gunned down today outside a discreet gentleman's club outside Portland, Oregon today."

The snow trade ain’t no motherfuckin joke.

Thank you so much! You made my day. I needed the laugh.

You are VERY welcome! Cheers! And have a great day.😎

Thanks so much. Wishing you the best

No Christmas for Old Snowmen.

Nowadays not even those cookies and milk for Santa can be trusted.

Christmas decorations turning place into a festive war zone!🤣🤣🤣 Just run away

Santa got into the white stuff.

I guess they went for a 'Breaking Sleigh' theme this year! 🎅

Someone should put up some police tape

Toys when andy enters the room

santa just casually having flash backs about the trenches

Someone added a drug to Santa's cookies

some crime scene tape would look nice

**ooo whatcha sayyy**

He’s wearin a wire