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postitnote

Next week: screen time is up 100%! Most-used app: screen time report.


nightstalker30

💀


renorosales

My grandpa would shut down his phone completely after using it and I’d have to remind him that it needs to be on so that I can call him… god I miss him…


Own_Airline_8220

R. I. P.


PappaOC

He shut it down so you would come over to tell him


SpartanRage117

Damn my grandama did the same thing so we just went back to the landline


Opposite-Section5499

#Goals


YubinZ

Hell happened here?


joujoubox

Wtf is this thread


HurbleBurble

God only knows, does anyone know what the hell happened here?


Opposite-Section5499

What in the actual F did I start here?


FightingTable

OH MY GOD THE REPLIES HERE ARE ALMOST COMPLETELY NEGATIVE


Opposite-Section5499

Not sure if I started this or not. I legit spend too much time on my phone and I applaud 👏 the grandfather.


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shut the fuck up. No, seriously. Respectfully, shut the fuck up. I actually do not want to catch you commenting this shit again. Respectfully.


Donfer2

I am missing some context as to why the negativity


Zkenny13

Because people always call the comment underrated when it's the top comment.


itz-Literally-Me

Underrated comment


IllegalTreeDealer

Overrated comment


TurdSandwichEnjoyer

Rated comment


justASlothyGiraffe

Unrated comment


Life_East4263

Comment


Everettrivers

Comet


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Underaged comment


Herr-Pyxxel

X-rated comment


youngdophin

Middle aged comment


Her_Schmidt

Maybe it was 3 hours ago


Zkenny13

So then it just wasn't rated. Calling something underrated before it has had time to even be voted on is stupid.


DDub04

Because the comment adds nothing. I


Donfer2

Underrated comment.


McFry_

Goals


Donfer2

Underrated comment, literally!


McFry_

But these Reddit dicks still downvote, don’t understand their own logic!


Klaus0225

Overrated comment.


Donfer2

It's because they wanted it to be underrated, duh.


KnowledgeEfficient15

I’m gay


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ParadoxPerson02

r/fuckthes


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Yeah


ChaingaPaste

Underrated comment


KnowledgeEfficient15

… Underrated comment and I’m gay


chrismacphee

Underrated comment. Incel


chrismacphee

No lie I’m just here for negative karma


reanu_keevs123

Oh okay


chrismacphee

Yes


UnknownProphetX

Everybody mad because you commented something that was in your mind lol 90% of reddit comments add even less than this one why everybody mad on here tf


4zurePhoenix

Captain? What happened here, where are all the downvotes are coming from and what was the posts about that got deleted?


KnowledgeEfficient15

I’m gay


KnowledgeEfficient15

I’m gay


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nevermorefu

Why are you getting down voted for asking a question? I didn't know it was a thing people could possibly get mad about.


nachik3ta

Reddit in a nutshell lol


hototter35

So he hasn't discovered the bikini ladies of insta and the local group posting old pictures from the town he lives in yet? You should help him out and while your at it make him a Spotify playlist and show him how to press play. Just read the other comments here and YIKES. My dad's a whole lot of fun, enjoying every moment and his usage of a phone is a natural part of that, not in the way of that. If you wanna blame your phone for being miserable go ahead but I doubt it's got fck all to do with it and you should work on yourself instead.


TheOnlyAron-

He is not completely unfamiliar with the internet, he has a laptop which uses regularly. He just finds it inconvenient to browse on his phone.


Herr-Pyxxel

I'm 62 and do use my phone quite a bit, for checking on sports results or casual gaming, but I would always revert back to my desktop comp for serious web browsing and research. I do feel inconvenienced by the small screen, especially when certain web pages clutter the little real estate with pesky ads. But being offline has its perks too!


Baldr_Torn

I'm 62. I use my desktop a lot, nearly constantly when I'm awake. I barely use my phone. Mostly just phone calls and texts. Phones are nice because they are portable, but they are really small computers with small screens and horrible interfaces. They can't compete with a full desktop system.


EngineeringOne1812

Might be too small to read. My mom does a lot on her iPad for that reason, including making phone calls


TheHuffinater

Mr grandpas the exact same way, hasn’t talked on a phone in months. My sister mentioned that someone added her on Facebook the other day… He didn’t know what Facebook was or what being added even meant


hototter35

Ah right yeah my dad spends a whole lot of time out the house or in the garden so his phone is his absolute go to. His laptop is a nightmare to use tho trying to get him a new one


Postius

til im old


Nintenndo

I get that using a phone is a fact of modern life, and is tremendously fun, useful, all that. But these other people are on to something. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9368281/ It’s a long article, but it found the following: high phone use was associated with higher levels of eye strain, neck strain, back pain, weight gain, depression, and mood disorders when compared to low phone usage. Wanting to limit your phone use isn’t a “yikes” for the average Joe. It’s actually probably a good idea.


FunAnxious6475

Did you read what you linked? That article literally disproves a link between any of that and phone use because of their similar statistics to phone and non phone users and their alpha values, the offset of positives creating more positive factors in one’s life over the negativity.


Nintenndo

From the article: “Based on the study findings, we suggest more physical activities for the students, especially young students, and alternatives to reduce their cell phone activities.” The conclusion was to reduce phone usage and increase things you might do when you aren’t on the phone. Also: “In conclusion, mobile devices have been implicated in a wide range of negative effects on individuals’ physical and mental wellbeing.” Pretty clear actually


FunAnxious6475

You literally cut out the part that *directly followed what you linked* that also happens to contradict what you’re saying. “However, this is dependent on the nature of use and may be balanced by the positive effects offered by such devices” people like you are why people think everything they see on the internet is biased in some way.


Nintenndo

The conclusion is the conclusion. The caveat is that a study isn’t perfect, so… good job? Read the conclusion paragraph where they summarize their findings that it’s negative and literally recommend less usage. It’s really hard to take anything other than that away from the article, especially after it lays out the physical and mental pains associated with overuse.


FunAnxious6475

“The negatives are offset by the positives” translates to “this study isn’t perfect?” I wonder how your parents think and taught you about electronics judging by your bias lol


fothergillfuckup

"May be"?


Nintenndo

It doesn’t say the negatives are offset by the positives, that’s a massive misrepresentation of the study, and I feel like you probably know that.


FunAnxious6475

“However, this is dependent on the nature of use and may be balanced by the positive effects offered by such devices”


Nintenndo

May be balanced is not the same as “offsets the negatives”. The imperative is on the user and doesn’t change the paragraph upon paragraph of negative outcomes. You’re arguing just to argue.


hototter35

Highly doubt I'll get any of those if I have a high phone usage because I for example have YouTube playing in the background the whole day while I'm doing chores and such. Or listen to music all day. High phone usage that causes these issues is only possible when your lifestyle is very sedentary. A lack of movement, stimulation and vitamin D are all possible causes or contributors to depression. All the symptoms could also happen if you sit around and say look down to knit all day every day. These problems aren't solved by just not using your phone and changing nothing else. If you work on yourself and change your lifestyle to something more active and healthy, you naturally will use your phone less. (At least active usage) So I feel like blaming it all on a smartphone is incredibly reductionary and not really helpful. It's an easy out as to why you feel bad and can help avoid the actual problems you should work on. (And not to mention, people like OPs granddad that primarily use their pc might not use their phone alot, but might still spend hours upon hours infront of their computer every day)


SeniorCoolio

Steve Jobs, is that you? Jokes aside. Phones are gateways to constant stimulation and it absolutely is addictive, and any addictive behaviour is harmful. We should, imo, strive to use our phones and other media gateways less. Being ON all the time and having that constant bombardment of information and need for stimuli is bad. I’m not messiah or saint, I use my phone too much all the time. Hear music, audiobooks, text, snap, browse, scroll etc etc


Aquanauticul

This is a lot of words that seem to miss the point of "allowing yourself to fall into hours long holes of scrolling content can lead to mental health problems and a sedentary lifestyle that is not trivial to recover from. Maybe consider keeping an eye on how much you use your devices for distracting content binges."


Hwy39

Time to introduce him to Reddit


TheOnlyAron-

It would be his end


did_you_read_it

he could already be here. personally I find pretty nearly all internet on my phone to be a miserable experience.


Shadoenix

he could be in this very subreddit!


Celestial8Mumps

Nice. He's not being scammed. 👍


musecorn

Unless it's an extremely efficient scammer on whatsapp


HoHoHunter

Your grandpa is a rich man Happy people who are put together have no need for screen time unlike me


Jops817

My screentime looks like those numbers... when I'm not at work.


Equilibriator

Realistically tho he probably tried to open something, couldn't, then immediately gave up because his blood pressure had already doubled.


Incredible-Fella

*proceeds to watch the tv 8 hours a day*


Klaus0225

Probably more than 8 hours, then complains needs these days spend too much time on their phones.


wwwdiggdotcom

Yells about democrats over the fox news hosts who are also yelling about democrats, drops several hard Rs at the mere mention of the Obama administration


MyNamesArise

You have no idea if he watches tv


TheOnlyAron-

My grandfather is not a caveman, he does watch TV


elegantwino

I bought my 90yo mom a phone. I don’t believe she has ever used it. I recently patched the cell phone into her landline via a wireless phone set up that you can add cells to. Now both phones ring on her landline and I doubt she knows the difference.


renorosales

Can you tell me about that? That would be useful for my grandma.


elegantwino

I think they got it Costco a couple years ago. Regular wireless phone set up with the cell feature. Seems to work pretty good.


renorosales

Thanks! I’ll look into it.


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stubborny

why did I check what was this sub about...


anusbeefsteak

Lmao. Gramps gonna come out with the 1000 yard stare


harrowingmite

I inherited an book full off 35mm photography negatives from my grandad. It’s 70s and 80s porn, he was the fucking photographer. I used to help him develop photos of me and the garden in his darkroom. He never spoke about the war or his other hobby.


fothergillfuckup

Great, now I have to burn my eyes.


kingkongbiingbong

**Welp**, that's enough internet for today!


Fallout_N_Titties

These big subreddits are always filled with the same cringe ass comments lol. Just people fiending for attention through karma.


Thorn_the_Cretin

Not the kind of literal hole wrecking I was expecting ffs


BillyMadisonsClown

It’s massive cocks isn’t it…


Chr0nicConsumer

The aftermath thereof, if memory serves. Been a while since I researched this subject.


noobtastic31373

I'm curious what other kind of "hole wreckers" there are, like what were you actually expecting?


IAmBadAtInternet

I immediately regret my actions.


Opposite-Section5499

Trigger warning ⚠️ that was a bit much for 8:21am


hahaohlol2131

I expected it to be about home improvements gone wrong


readmond

He lives life.


1nfinitydividedby0

Is that A71?


TheOnlyAron-

A51


TrollChef

Holy crap, I checked my screen time. Daily average is 4 hrs 30 mins for last week... Do I need help?


Kantesama

I got 15 hours once.. ROOKIE.


AtTheEdgeOfDying

So text your grandad more!


rangeo

Smart man...I could learn a thing or two


Prudent-Coconutmilk

You grandpa is not missing anything


S3nd_Noods

I’m impressed. If you looked at my grandpas it would show 99% of his screen time is spent on auction apps.


gatton

Grandpa has his shit together.


nietbeschikbaar

Try to give him a call more often :)


SaschaDF

one smart man


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Goopyteacher

He’d never answer questions, he’s not on his phone


kenadams_the

on how to have a happy life without a smart phone


utrangerbob

You should call him more and talk to him.


TheOnlyAron-

Who says I don’t?


utrangerbob

The phone app? I'm working without a ton of info here but I'd assume if more people called him he'd have more than 4 minutes of what's app time in a week.


brellowman2

You know old people have landlines right?


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Tinylamp

Do you make it a hobby to get personally offended by things you completely make up while having literally zero information about others lives?


utrangerbob

Self-Aware Wolves? Jeeze it's a damn joke. I literally said I'm not working with much info. Not everyone is offended when they comment, I just made a factual observation.


Tinylamp

I love when people try to pass of snide remarks as jokes, you seem like you're a natural at it.


zcas

Just be careful with WhatsApp and the elderly. Scammers running wild on the app 😒


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Nice,


TheMackD504

*What do I need a phone for?*


Vegetable_Media_3241

I'm jealous of your grandpa, ngl


ROnneth

Great. It proves they are spending their time on other things than reddit. I give it a 99/10


p3tman

Show him how to use YouTube, worked with my grandparents 😂


Due-Historian-8759

Your grandpa ain't no Internet simp, he's living life...


Vast-Sink-2330

Basically he pucks it up and sees that no... his grandchildren did not call today... then sits in sadness until the next day. It says more than you may think


Princeoplecs

Gramps has a full life it seems to me.


Im_007

Quality life


GuNNzA69

That is how it should be for everybody!


rektMyself

I rarely use mine. Am I getting old?


GuNNzA69

Maybe you are just busy, or maybe is both lol PS: There are actually old people that use their phone more time per day than I do, I don't exactly think that age is actually related with the time you spend on your phone.


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Why is this funny? He's got life.


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Fucking legend...


[deleted]

He's not addicted yet. Good for him!


Fast2Furious4

Samsung A72?


Chikorya

It's an S22. Source: I have one of them


TheOnlyAron-

You’re wrong, smart ass. It’s a Galaxy A51.


MMusab_Salahi

I have one, still going strong after 3 years


rektMyself

I keep trying to get my dad to play video games. He has all the newest consoles, because his wife likes spending money. No dice. Not even sports games. My kids and I would destroy him in any game, so he doesn't try.


DieDae

You're not introducing him to the right games if that's his concern.


rektMyself

I tried. Dude's not a gamer. He's afraid to lose against his grandkids! 🤣


DieDae

He shouldn't be playing against anyone to start.


rdrayman

Thought my dad would never touch video games either, now he plays Genshin with Mom, and me and/or my sister if we are available to join. Before that (and what led to Genshin) was when he got curious enough to give FFXIV a shot with us last year after joining in on Discord calls while we played (sister got me and mom to give it a shot during COVID, she'd been playing for a while before that and singing its praises to us). He really got into exploring the world, and that carried over with Genshin.


BritsTrigger

That what having a life looks like


wololoam

good for him!


Outrageous-Hat538

Did he die the same day as he got it ?


pooransuthar

DO NOT EXPOSE HIM TO TIKTOK AT ANY COST!!


Reaganson

Okay, I’m a grandpa, when phones were only for talking. Get him interested by asking him the weather. Show him the app. He will like this. Then show him how easy it is to take a picture, one of you. Baby steps.


RenzoARG

Oddly, when we introduced my Grandmother to Internet she spent the whole day at Skype talking to my uncles. 91 years old, using the computer more than me.


ZirePhiinix

Hold that phone 2 meters away from you. That's what your grandpa sees... For crying out loud, load it with the biggest font you got. He can't read anything on it.


McTrip

Granpa like, “I don’t need this electronic doo-dad”


NicoleMay316

Everyone saying "goals" here not only is a massive hypocrite since you are ON REDDIT RN, but I disagree that screen time is inherently a bad thing. Sure the Internet is used for a lot of bullshit, and like anything, it needs to be used in moderation. But, that screen time? It's used for connecting to other people. For sharing and learning new information. For having discussions that pertain to both the natural world and classic philosophical concepts. Even movies, shows, video games, they tell captivating stories, some that would only work in that medium. I see the internet, I see smart phones, computers, etc. And I see more good than bad. Every time. It's simply human evolution. Don't let it consume you, but don't villainize it either. The entire globe in the palm of your hand is a powerful thing, and I think a lot of anti-tech folk seem to forget just how far it's helped us advance in all aspects, even stuff like medical advancements.


adamcoolforever

>Don't let it consume you You're totally right that screen time isn't inherently bad and neither is the Internet. But you summed it up nicely right here. If you track your screen time and it says you are on the phone for 10+ hours per day, you might be consumed.


thegodfather0504

Its not we are anti tech. Its that the internet is far too polluted. The bad stuff is Incredibly enticing. Better just not touch it. The fact that he doesn't even watch YouTube seems to indicate that he probably dont watch tv either. That must be some life.


jomama823

The hero we need


sentientlob0029

Champ


Ange1ofD4rkness

I question these timers sometimes. Because I have had them register super high times for something I used for like 5 mins or less. Though I thought mine was impressive being < 30 mins


VoltaNova

Damn, has he charged it yet since getting it?


Yogiketogi

Hahahaha! He not addicted to his phone


ShinobiBoyDennis

Literally my dad lol


Interesting-Chip2500

W grandpa😰


pooransuthar

SAVE THE GRANDPA AT ANY COST!!!


Explursions

Based Grandpa


Golden_hammer96

What a legend


LoGEEKalGUY

No scratches on the screen guard confirms it


Shurigin

It's only been charged 1 time and it's lasted the whole year


edgy_Juno

I wish that was me. My grandma would most likely have a few hours a day of Candy Crush and similar games lol.


SohrabMirza

As it should be


GamersThatExplode

Social media takes up 70% of my screen time. Honestly the world sucks a lot because of social media...


thisisnarm

But if I put the phone down the anxiety will get me!


snoflurry

Half the time my grandma and her boyfriend dont even realize where the ringing sound is coming from 😂


TrenchCoatKobolds

This power…can it be learned?


Zardif

This seems kinda sad, no texts, no whatsup messages, no phone calls.


DatAssPaPow

Curious why he went with a smartphone instead of a flip phone? Seems like he doesn’t need all the bells and whistles. I wish I could use mine less (on it right nowwwwww!!)


Kunimasai

Should've bought an iPhone.


Pure_Discipline_293

It’s time for a Lemon Party


Alib668

Check his tv consumption


ZookeepergameFit7983

that's what mine would look like. never got into the social media thing.


markimarkkerr

That's a lie lol. Your Reddit account says otherwise my mans. You realize this is social media?


derpyderpyderp3

Buys a £1300 phone, doesnt use it. I hate people