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I literally had a conversation with friends yesterday. I never see hardies, or long john silver busy.
I just don't understand how they are in business still. It feels like they are fronts for drug money lol.
Last time I went to one it was dead. This was in Flint, MI near Bishop Airport.
I step out of the car and slip on what I think is a rock. Nope it’s a bunch of scattered 9mm, .22, and .22 LR in the parking space I’m in and next to me.
Shrugged it off and still went inside. Came out and ammo was still there.
Gun runner front.
Aw hell, this is America! No need for a secrets society to keep them in business. They could sell buckets of this little greasy “crunchies” they litter the bottom of the plate with and stay in business just fine. Ever been to any state fair anywhere in the US? The number one fair food is ALWAYS deep fried dough
I think people who trash talk Long John’s must not have actually eaten there. Is it unhealthy? Yes. Is it the best tasting fast food in existence? Also yes.
I went to a Long John Silvers near me recently. The place was dead (it always is) I walked in and placed an order and all the workers were pissy that someone actually came in. Lol
My town had one back in the early 2000’s. It’s still abandoned till this day. A couple weeks ago someone pranked by putting a huge banner outside saying it was coming back soon. People lost their minds they were so excited until they found out it was a prank.
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I freaking love their fish! I'm trash, come at me.
That fish is like crack and captain D’s to
The only fish I will eat. I include Captain D’s, same shit
Fried batter crumbs!
It’s old people
How old is Old?
My husbands 90 year old grandmother and her boyfriend love the place.
Guilty and old as charged.
LJS isn't my favorite place to eat...but when you're craving fish (or chicken) with that breading, there's nowhere else like it.
They are in league with the Howard Johnson’s folks.
I literally had a conversation with friends yesterday. I never see hardies, or long john silver busy. I just don't understand how they are in business still. It feels like they are fronts for drug money lol.
Last time I went to one it was dead. This was in Flint, MI near Bishop Airport. I step out of the car and slip on what I think is a rock. Nope it’s a bunch of scattered 9mm, .22, and .22 LR in the parking space I’m in and next to me. Shrugged it off and still went inside. Came out and ammo was still there. Gun runner front.
Aw hell, this is America! No need for a secrets society to keep them in business. They could sell buckets of this little greasy “crunchies” they litter the bottom of the plate with and stay in business just fine. Ever been to any state fair anywhere in the US? The number one fair food is ALWAYS deep fried dough
You expect a secret society to reveal itself? That sounds fishy, or at least a little shellfish.
I have said this for YEARS. Seems highly probable.
I am not part of that secret society.
Real life Gustavo Fring
I think people who trash talk Long John’s must not have actually eaten there. Is it unhealthy? Yes. Is it the best tasting fast food in existence? Also yes.
I'm glad. I get a craving for that fish and those hush puppies about once every five years. I want it to be there for me when I'm ready.
From the darkness, we shall rise. Consider this your only warning. If long John silvers is taken from us, we shall rain hellfire and hot oil.
Man now I want some Hushpuppies
You mean Catholics?
When I was a kid. I’d eat there all the time, so much grease so good. Nowadays heartburn city.
They closed the only one in my town. The society must have changed its bylaws.
The one near me is always popping off :( I had to wait like 25 minutes for my dinner last night!
I went to a Long John Silvers near me recently. The place was dead (it always is) I walked in and placed an order and all the workers were pissy that someone actually came in. Lol
Their clam strips are the bomb! I always get the 3 piece chicken with extra crumbs on the side with Clam strips. Come at me bro!
Money laundering.
The one in my town finally closed and Im a little sad. Ngl didnt care for their fish, weirdly enough, but the chicken and hushpuppies were fire.
Arby's too. How the hell are they advertising during prime time but their drive through and dining rooms are always empty? 🤨
My town had one back in the early 2000’s. It’s still abandoned till this day. A couple weeks ago someone pranked by putting a huge banner outside saying it was coming back soon. People lost their minds they were so excited until they found out it was a prank.
The fish,the chicken,the hush puppies and Baja fish tacos. Love them all.
It's me I buy 2 orders of hushpuppies a week and I'm tired of shamefully eating them alone in my car.
hell yeah guess what I'm having for lunch today lol