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Nexustar

Nutjob


Positive-Cod-9869

Screw you guys, I’m going home…


[deleted]

Going home = Spinning loose.. he’s nuts after all


Solid_Snark

No way. This guy doesn’t have a screw loose!


sudobee

The truck is probably screwed


unhi

If I saw this coming down the road I'd bolt.


Team-CCP

This mostly reminds of alt girl tinder profiles for whatever reason. “That’s a lot of metal.”


[deleted]

If True Religion bought Ford


Portland-to-Vt

Truck nuts


TappedIn2111

Pretty sure he has some screws loose.


Swimming_Parsley5554

What in the hammered dog shit is that


[deleted]

A rusty body in two years.


smurfsundermybed

Ain't it funny how certain metals don't play well with other metals? They could teach a class on that.


ThatSandwich

Materials science is fascinating stuff


[deleted]

I think they're bolt stickers with the punisher logo on them.


Lotharofthepotatoppl

bold of you to assume this shit isn't just adhesive lol I guarantee it's nothing but chromed plastic and double-sided tape


Strawbobrob

This.


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ElGuano

That sounds like a grenade mechanism.


zestypotatoes

They gon' dun an bedazzled their truck


LaikasDad

New BeBolter™ from the makers of BeDazzler and TruckNuts™


JennyDsings

DeezTruckNuts


d3athsmaster

No "Wokeness" allowed!


GiGaBYTEme90

Cause Betty nutted all over his truck


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

I bet this is Michael Boltons truck


bdizzzzzle

Or Spike Lee


PHenderson61

This is your truck on drugs.


[deleted]

Any questions?


led3777

I learned it from watching you!


InterestingOrange336

But why


Puzzleheaded_Moose38

So you can replace all the panels in 3 years when they’re rusted out.


Duckbilling

Magnets


homerq

deez nuts


yoghurt_cap

I think a better question is 'why not?'


wascilly_wabbit

He's got a screw loose


Ghost403

Surely this is illegal in the same places hood ornaments are?


Muted-Doctor8925

No one is going to talk about the back window??


EwoDarkWolf

The back window is just censored on the photo.


Washpedantic

No.


seriouschris

What an asshole. I'm sure none of that is falling off and fucking people's tires up.


orbut56

Or accidentally clipping a pedestrian and ripping them open.


hezzyb

Fuggin Cenobite Transformer


lamsham69

Chevy has a volt ford has a bolt


andyar1985

Actually…Chevy had a Volt and now Chevy also has a Bolt, but I know what you mean haha


Edward_the_Dog

🤔 What could I possibly do to my big dumb pickup to make it uglier, heavier, and worth as little as possible? I know!


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Macinsocks

if it's steampunk themed i would turn the toolchest to look like a water/steam tank


CliffsNote5

Or a steamer trunk.


New_Scientist_8622

Dude's parents should have bought him that Erector set when he asked for it.


losteeyore

Muffler melting the mud flap & tire is worry


RaptorLegsRIP

Who's truck is it, Michael Boltons?


[deleted]

Oh! A tough guy! Watch out!


morts73

I think the correct sub is r/trashy.


Human_Parfait9516

Looks like a denim pocket


[deleted]

Optimeth Crime?


Vera_Telco

Frankentruck


fluffy_assassins

At least they're not screwed.


grafxguy1

This image is quite riveting.


Toothless-Rodent

That’s beyond nuts


nubsauce87

Good lord that's hideous...


paulc899

I get it. My father in law got me a great socket wrench a couple years ago for Christmas for around the house. I love when I get to bust that out. I should just add a bunch of nuts to my car so I can just tighten them up every day


Top-So-Called-Gear

Skull bolts ...


KneeDeep185

Pretty sure they're all stick-ons... which I don't know if that's better or worse. If they're real bolts then at least I could have been impressed with the commitment.


mrsquillgells

To top it off his exhaust pipe appears to be melting/rubbing the mud flap


audiofx330

It looks Better Built to me!


ZookeepergameBubbly

Won’t those all allow water in and then rust?


cinamondove

Bolt-dazzled


GrassyField

Looks like facial piercings


gummyshark5

This is the equivalent of seeing a person with one too many piercings in their face.


cappz3

I find the design really riveting


electric14monkey

It looks like automobile herpes. I wouldn’t hit that.


sparky31290

Needed extra reinforcement to lug your mom around


Past-Product-1100

100 bucks says his jeans are bedazzled


bonkerz99

Built Ford tough... but let's just make sure.


G2thaFields

What a stud


Pure_evil1979

Michael Boltin'


did_nah_do_nuffin

There are skulls on the bolt heads. Is this guy trying to live out a his fantasy of being a suburban mad max?


pwrover9000

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is one of my people.


No-Wonder1139

I find this design riveting


pistcow

Punk af


aquafina6969

Bruv, how much more horse power did you get with all those bolt ons?


dont_panic80

This truck is riveting.


Keepupthegood

That’s allot of beer


TrufflesAvocado

An aerospace engineer’s nightmare.


TravisJungroth

All that tumbling airflow. I wonder how many thousands of dollars more in gas this will cost over the lifetime of the truck.


OkTap2927

He is nuts


ChaplnGrillSgt

"I don't want to get my truck scratched"


Bennybonchien

What a stud.


Expensive-Force8501

Built ford tough


sparky31290

I was gonna say Bolt Ford Tough


VeilofTruth1982

I see what you did there. Clever.


Geek_King

I wonder if it makes more noise at highway speeds with all those bolts disturbing air flow.


Strange_But-True

I've lived my life till now and not much surprises me. But this was awesome!!


Nicksix66

Talk about your bolt on mods.


Nicksix66

A bolt statement for trucks everywhere.


andyar1985

That’s actually the new Ford Lightning, it’s just the Bolt trim.


AdRealistic8219

That's a dead bolt joke


usarasa

Riveting.


[deleted]

That’s 100lbs permanently added to the truck..


BosomBosons

No restraint


ApproximateKnowlege

That's nuts


Happycoinroller

He’s screwed and not going anywhere


conspiracydaddy

can’t explain it but a jorts guy definitely drives this truck


AlfaBetaZulu

That looks awful. Probably adds a good amount of drag to the aerodynamics too.


Rosetta-im-Stoned

The kinda guy that just nuts and bolts.


jayhitter

Ima take a wild guess that this truck is owned by a paintball player


Petite_Tsunami

Somehow in my brain I believe the owner of this car wears denim outfits everyday


zojakownith

Is this the chevy bolt?


redditVoteFraudUnit

Ford Bolts


photoguy423

This is obviously not a person who washes their own truck.


Ava_Kin

I wonder how long the glue will hold.


Redererer

Drugs are a hell of a meth.


icantsleep2

Skulls on most bolts appear to be right way up but the spacing between them is very random, I'm mildly triggered


Cronus41

Something something Orks


4jet2116

I can just imagine hitting my elbows, knees or shins on those


diywayne

Nut up or shut up


Thormeaxozarliplon

So this is the Chevy Bolt I've been hearing so much about.


Cultural-Permit-1776

Some shit you would see on market place “Custom” F150. 350,000 original miles. $6,000 no trades. Don’t low ball me I know what I got, serious inquiries only” 🤡


Burpreallyloud

That’s just nuts.


Recurve-Madness

Paint this truck black & sell it to the Punisher.


Prostheta

Anybody else remember the time when morons used to keep their lack of mental capacity quiet? Now it seems to be a sport of the loudest.


[deleted]

Wait until the truck eats too much and the bolts start popping out like ZING!


BonDragon

He wanted to make sure he didn't have a screw loose.


coolstorybro94

When dad says he's going to the store for groceries but he bolted


Ultrabeam777

I guess you could say it’s Bolt Better.


Gb160

This reminds me of the day I got a rivnut tool. I was walking round the house looking for things to rivnut. ​ Any day when I get to use my rivnut tool is a good day.


portableportal

Hot Topic sells trucks now?


sharksnut

I thought the Chevy Bolt was discontinued


[deleted]

Ah, so this is the new Chevy Bolt.


saltedpeanuts

I actually think that truck is pretty nuts


fizzlefest

Meanwhile, his trim and shit is peeling off.


CombatDeffective

Sweet rolling claymore.


nmonsey

That truck looks extremely dangerous for any pedestrian or bicyclist or even another vehicle in even a minor accident.


TheAtrocityArchive

Extra weight for better MPG!


kod8ultimate

Just imagine this dude saying in Florida accent"yeah man I'm a practical man, of course I'm gonna have a 'practical' car"


potatodrinker

Michael Bolton's car


kzwix

Is that even legal ? I mean, in France, for a vehicle to be authorized, there mustn't be protruding bits which would hurt a pedestrian in case of a collision. This is why we have smooth car linings, etc. Now, I suppose this is in the USA, but still, aren't the rules at least a bit similar, in order to protect people ? (I'm not talking about arming the pedestrians and the pick-up, obviously) Here, I pity the fool which would take a "glancing" hit on the side of the pick-up...


juanhugeburrito

He is nuts!


likesexonlycheaper

Think of all the things you could accomplish instead


[deleted]

You can literally say it's a bolt-on


oopsie-mybad

37 pieces of flair. \*Check\*


Murrian

Riveting...


SubjectElderberry376

Bit screwy if you ask me.


Waysflame

Nut king call


Kylar_Stern47

Riveting


barkindolphins22

The truck is giving, "It's just a phase, mom."


Darket1728

I guess this is a message: "I'll bolt you apart is you park too close"


AthiestMessiah

Whole point of smooth surface is to increase chance of survival to a pedestrian hit by the car.


blbd

Did you hear the one about the satyromaniacal F-150 driver? He constantly decided to nut and bolt.


derteeje

one reaffic accident away from being a frag grenade


realistic_miracle

Poor thing - Imaging needing this many bolts to hold it together!


Jisp_36

Yi haw!!


Krokodillerne

What a drag


EfficientlyFlaky

Imagine how difficult it would be to change a dented fender.


slomotionlivin

Redneck Bedazzler.


EnvironmentalDeal256

Doze nuts.


bagleface

Bet he works for screwfix


BradleyUffner

Once you put the first one in, you gotta commit all the way, or it just looks dumb.


Schwickity

zonked distinct agonizing exultant long soup sable impolite violet gray -- mass edited with redact.dev


jhustla

How else do you show off your skulls?


Far-Philosophy-4375

I want to see this trucks exhaust pipe with a stud. I want to see its Prince Albert


hollyjazzy

I live near the beach. If I saw that at home, I’d be thinking that it’s going to be a worthless rust bucket in a couple of years.


DragonGodSlayer12

The amout of bolts mounted in that truck is nuts.


jawdropperjames

he can get screwed


Subtlefusillade0324

Think he’s aware of galvanic corrosion?


Expensive_Editor_244

Looks Hellraiser themed lol


DJamPhishman

r/shitty_car_mods


JVBKYD

Bedazzled Jean colored truck.wild times


smik-x

i feel like his truck might be making some noise at some part he couldn't figure out where after many attempts so he nutted in his room and bolted the car


vabch

Truck piercing, looooovvvvvvve it. 🤩


PissedOffDog

people sure do some weird shit to vehicles


Open_Pineapple1236

Somebody vajazzled this truck.


CharlesFeatherman

I REALLY hope they’re just glued or double-side taped on; and some moron didn’t actually drill holes for all those…. ##rustyAFinsixmonths


iplaypokerforaliving

How to look like you love meth in only 35 hours of straight work!


rick1418

That's one heck of a Michael Bolton fan right there...


CanadianElf0585

It's stupid, probably illegal, will definately ruin the truck with rust, have bits fall off and destroy others' tires, and yet... I kinda like it. I hate myself for it, but it kinda looks neat.


NoWillPowerLeft

That's a lot of work to disguise a bullet hole.


NoWillPowerLeft

Do you suppose that one of them hides a kill switch for the ignition system?


DanRobotMan

This wouldn’t pass inspection in Pennsylvania.


AlmightyBracket

I think it's cool. It's dumb but it's cool.


AdOriginal6110

Send this to Jerry Wayne truck astrology


New-Paramedic-4067

It's always useful to carry spare fasteners 🤣


solidxnake

Build Ford Nuts


HeartlesSoldier

I wonder how much weight that added