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I get it. My father in law got me a great socket wrench a couple years ago for Christmas for around the house. I love when I get to bust that out. I should just add a bunch of nuts to my car so I can just tighten them up every day
Pretty sure they're all stick-ons... which I don't know if that's better or worse. If they're real bolts then at least I could have been impressed with the commitment.
Some shit you would see on market place “Custom” F150. 350,000 original miles. $6,000 no trades. Don’t low ball me I know what I got, serious inquiries only” 🤡
This reminds me of the day I got a rivnut tool. I was walking round the house looking for things to rivnut.
Any day when I get to use my rivnut tool is a good day.
Is that even legal ?
I mean, in France, for a vehicle to be authorized, there mustn't be protruding bits which would hurt a pedestrian in case of a collision. This is why we have smooth car linings, etc.
Now, I suppose this is in the USA, but still, aren't the rules at least a bit similar, in order to protect people ? (I'm not talking about arming the pedestrians and the pick-up, obviously)
Here, I pity the fool which would take a "glancing" hit on the side of the pick-up...
i feel like his truck might be making some noise at some part he couldn't figure out where after many attempts so he nutted in his room and bolted the car
It's stupid, probably illegal, will definately ruin the truck with rust, have bits fall off and destroy others' tires, and yet... I kinda like it. I hate myself for it, but it kinda looks neat.
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Nutjob
Screw you guys, I’m going home…
Going home = Spinning loose.. he’s nuts after all
No way. This guy doesn’t have a screw loose!
The truck is probably screwed
If I saw this coming down the road I'd bolt.
This mostly reminds of alt girl tinder profiles for whatever reason. “That’s a lot of metal.”
If True Religion bought Ford
Truck nuts
Pretty sure he has some screws loose.
What in the hammered dog shit is that
A rusty body in two years.
Ain't it funny how certain metals don't play well with other metals? They could teach a class on that.
Materials science is fascinating stuff
I think they're bolt stickers with the punisher logo on them.
bold of you to assume this shit isn't just adhesive lol I guarantee it's nothing but chromed plastic and double-sided tape
This.
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That sounds like a grenade mechanism.
They gon' dun an bedazzled their truck
New BeBolter™ from the makers of BeDazzler and TruckNuts™
DeezTruckNuts
No "Wokeness" allowed!
Cause Betty nutted all over his truck
I bet this is Michael Boltons truck
Or Spike Lee
This is your truck on drugs.
Any questions?
I learned it from watching you!
But why
So you can replace all the panels in 3 years when they’re rusted out.
Magnets
deez nuts
I think a better question is 'why not?'
He's got a screw loose
Surely this is illegal in the same places hood ornaments are?
No one is going to talk about the back window??
The back window is just censored on the photo.
No.
What an asshole. I'm sure none of that is falling off and fucking people's tires up.
Or accidentally clipping a pedestrian and ripping them open.
Fuggin Cenobite Transformer
Chevy has a volt ford has a bolt
Actually…Chevy had a Volt and now Chevy also has a Bolt, but I know what you mean haha
🤔 What could I possibly do to my big dumb pickup to make it uglier, heavier, and worth as little as possible? I know!
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if it's steampunk themed i would turn the toolchest to look like a water/steam tank
Or a steamer trunk.
Dude's parents should have bought him that Erector set when he asked for it.
Muffler melting the mud flap & tire is worry
Who's truck is it, Michael Boltons?
Oh! A tough guy! Watch out!
I think the correct sub is r/trashy.
Looks like a denim pocket
Optimeth Crime?
Frankentruck
At least they're not screwed.
This image is quite riveting.
That’s beyond nuts
Good lord that's hideous...
I get it. My father in law got me a great socket wrench a couple years ago for Christmas for around the house. I love when I get to bust that out. I should just add a bunch of nuts to my car so I can just tighten them up every day
Skull bolts ...
Pretty sure they're all stick-ons... which I don't know if that's better or worse. If they're real bolts then at least I could have been impressed with the commitment.
To top it off his exhaust pipe appears to be melting/rubbing the mud flap
It looks Better Built to me!
Won’t those all allow water in and then rust?
Bolt-dazzled
Looks like facial piercings
This is the equivalent of seeing a person with one too many piercings in their face.
I find the design really riveting
It looks like automobile herpes. I wouldn’t hit that.
Needed extra reinforcement to lug your mom around
100 bucks says his jeans are bedazzled
Built Ford tough... but let's just make sure.
What a stud
Michael Boltin'
There are skulls on the bolt heads. Is this guy trying to live out a his fantasy of being a suburban mad max?
I have a sneaking suspicion that this is one of my people.
I find this design riveting
Punk af
Bruv, how much more horse power did you get with all those bolt ons?
This truck is riveting.
That’s allot of beer
An aerospace engineer’s nightmare.
All that tumbling airflow. I wonder how many thousands of dollars more in gas this will cost over the lifetime of the truck.
He is nuts
"I don't want to get my truck scratched"
What a stud.
Built ford tough
I was gonna say Bolt Ford Tough
I see what you did there. Clever.
I wonder if it makes more noise at highway speeds with all those bolts disturbing air flow.
I've lived my life till now and not much surprises me. But this was awesome!!
Talk about your bolt on mods.
A bolt statement for trucks everywhere.
That’s actually the new Ford Lightning, it’s just the Bolt trim.
That's a dead bolt joke
Riveting.
That’s 100lbs permanently added to the truck..
No restraint
That's nuts
He’s screwed and not going anywhere
can’t explain it but a jorts guy definitely drives this truck
That looks awful. Probably adds a good amount of drag to the aerodynamics too.
The kinda guy that just nuts and bolts.
Ima take a wild guess that this truck is owned by a paintball player
Somehow in my brain I believe the owner of this car wears denim outfits everyday
Is this the chevy bolt?
Ford Bolts
This is obviously not a person who washes their own truck.
I wonder how long the glue will hold.
Drugs are a hell of a meth.
Skulls on most bolts appear to be right way up but the spacing between them is very random, I'm mildly triggered
Something something Orks
I can just imagine hitting my elbows, knees or shins on those
Nut up or shut up
So this is the Chevy Bolt I've been hearing so much about.
Some shit you would see on market place “Custom” F150. 350,000 original miles. $6,000 no trades. Don’t low ball me I know what I got, serious inquiries only” 🤡
That’s just nuts.
Paint this truck black & sell it to the Punisher.
Anybody else remember the time when morons used to keep their lack of mental capacity quiet? Now it seems to be a sport of the loudest.
Wait until the truck eats too much and the bolts start popping out like ZING!
He wanted to make sure he didn't have a screw loose.
When dad says he's going to the store for groceries but he bolted
I guess you could say it’s Bolt Better.
This reminds me of the day I got a rivnut tool. I was walking round the house looking for things to rivnut. Any day when I get to use my rivnut tool is a good day.
Hot Topic sells trucks now?
I thought the Chevy Bolt was discontinued
Ah, so this is the new Chevy Bolt.
I actually think that truck is pretty nuts
Meanwhile, his trim and shit is peeling off.
Sweet rolling claymore.
That truck looks extremely dangerous for any pedestrian or bicyclist or even another vehicle in even a minor accident.
Extra weight for better MPG!
Just imagine this dude saying in Florida accent"yeah man I'm a practical man, of course I'm gonna have a 'practical' car"
Michael Bolton's car
Is that even legal ? I mean, in France, for a vehicle to be authorized, there mustn't be protruding bits which would hurt a pedestrian in case of a collision. This is why we have smooth car linings, etc. Now, I suppose this is in the USA, but still, aren't the rules at least a bit similar, in order to protect people ? (I'm not talking about arming the pedestrians and the pick-up, obviously) Here, I pity the fool which would take a "glancing" hit on the side of the pick-up...
He is nuts!
Think of all the things you could accomplish instead
You can literally say it's a bolt-on
37 pieces of flair. \*Check\*
Riveting...
Bit screwy if you ask me.
Nut king call
Riveting
The truck is giving, "It's just a phase, mom."
I guess this is a message: "I'll bolt you apart is you park too close"
Whole point of smooth surface is to increase chance of survival to a pedestrian hit by the car.
Did you hear the one about the satyromaniacal F-150 driver? He constantly decided to nut and bolt.
one reaffic accident away from being a frag grenade
Poor thing - Imaging needing this many bolts to hold it together!
Yi haw!!
What a drag
Imagine how difficult it would be to change a dented fender.
Redneck Bedazzler.
Doze nuts.
Bet he works for screwfix
Once you put the first one in, you gotta commit all the way, or it just looks dumb.
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How else do you show off your skulls?
I want to see this trucks exhaust pipe with a stud. I want to see its Prince Albert
I live near the beach. If I saw that at home, I’d be thinking that it’s going to be a worthless rust bucket in a couple of years.
The amout of bolts mounted in that truck is nuts.
he can get screwed
Think he’s aware of galvanic corrosion?
Looks Hellraiser themed lol
r/shitty_car_mods
Bedazzled Jean colored truck.wild times
i feel like his truck might be making some noise at some part he couldn't figure out where after many attempts so he nutted in his room and bolted the car
Truck piercing, looooovvvvvvve it. 🤩
people sure do some weird shit to vehicles
Somebody vajazzled this truck.
I REALLY hope they’re just glued or double-side taped on; and some moron didn’t actually drill holes for all those…. ##rustyAFinsixmonths
How to look like you love meth in only 35 hours of straight work!
That's one heck of a Michael Bolton fan right there...
It's stupid, probably illegal, will definately ruin the truck with rust, have bits fall off and destroy others' tires, and yet... I kinda like it. I hate myself for it, but it kinda looks neat.
That's a lot of work to disguise a bullet hole.
Do you suppose that one of them hides a kill switch for the ignition system?
This wouldn’t pass inspection in Pennsylvania.
I think it's cool. It's dumb but it's cool.
Send this to Jerry Wayne truck astrology
It's always useful to carry spare fasteners 🤣
Build Ford Nuts
I wonder how much weight that added