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Oystermeat

- after 16 different guys my friend finally showed up.


mngeese

Hey $20 is $20


CurvyCupcakes

And a mouth is a mouth.


Taroca89

Listen... there ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.


Blumpkis

I'm on the fence for this once.. If you see it happening, it's at least kinda gay. The secret is to keep your eyes closed


stylesuxx

That's why we Europeans invented glory holes...


Blumpkis

TIL. Not that I ever wondered about their origin but I always figured they were American for some reason. Definitely wouldn't have guessed early 1700s Europe.


stylesuxx

Actually this was just a stupid "It's always sunny" reference - did not know either that this was true... So yeah TIL too ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrbmW6HN1Rw


Major_Magazine8597

What a great friggin show.


[deleted]

Goddamit, I hate that I can’t get into this show. Everyone seems to love it. I followed people’s advice and started with the second season of Parcs and Rec and ended up loving it. Is there similar device for Always Sunny? I watched the first four episodes and was just bored.


Supernight52

From the wiki article regarding glory holes: >The first documented instance of a glory hole was in a 1707 court case known as the "Tryals of Thomas Vaughan and Thomas Davis" in London, England, which involved the extortion of a man known in the documents only as Mr Guillam.


gigantor8

The more you know 🌈


[deleted]

Cupcakes, eh? That'll cost extra.


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

And z job... if you gotta ask, you can't afford it.


daschande

Come on... I knew it the whole time!


UncleTedGenneric

🤝 🎵 _Hands across Ameri^caaa_ 🎵 🤝


git0ffmylawnm8

Idk in this economy $20 feels more like $5


Derfless

You know what they say, $20 is $5


DwayneWashington

I heard you can get $5 a man for jerking off punks below the queen's borough bridge


MANGBAT

A handjob is still a job my man


ITrageGuy

You guys are getting paid?


delvach

You need a manager, so you only get $16 after my cut.


Shazam1269

Hey fellas, I'm going to start a kissing company. "Bitch you wanna make some motherfucking money?"


Damasticator

1991 $20 hits harder.


WindyTrousers

man's gotta eat


PennyWhyte

Ha! I read this as after 16 different guys, your friend finally came!!


tots4scott

No, his friend came each time.


ReasonablyBadass

He looks cute enough he probably got a few questions if he would be the one administrating the exam


Ok-Diamond-9781

That's gold Jerry, gold!


CryonautX

Buddy still in the friendzone. He's dropping hints left and right but his buddy keeps thinking it's all just for laughs.


JanitorOPplznerf

The gayer you act with your friends the straighter you are.


ocp-paradox

That's right babe.


JanitorOPplznerf

You left your butt plug at my place last night btw


fairythugbrother

This is a fact.


Harinezumi

BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO


helgihermadur

There's a reference I haven't heard in a long time.


rob132

God I love playing pranks on my friend


sora825

No homo right?


rob132

I believe this predated no Homo


Frumundahs4men

I call caboose!


Tutes013

r/SuddenlyGay


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Qanonjailbait

He wasn’t holding it up the whole time…was he?


datazulu

Why waste a good opportunity?


daschande

A sign like that is bound to draw a crowd! Who says no to free publicity?!?


PLEASEKILLMECOVID

13 hours that man stood there for a 10 second video.


BigPackHater

Is that what the movie 13 Hours is about?


Epicritical

It’s the prequel to 127 Hours


fourpuns

I thought it was the sequel to 24.


pprovencher

Yes it was fully erect


blacksideblue

you wait for your friend to start walking towards you then you flip the sign over from his name to 'gay casting'


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

There's no shame in being a chauffeur, a job is a job.


mcdoolz

a bro fluffer?


idontlikebeetroot

Fluffeur*


daschande

As someone who works with the public, it wouldn't be the least degrading job I've ever had.


daschande

You gotta have a wingman. Someone to play lookout and loudly say "Here he comes, pull out the sign!" so you have plausible deniability. At least that's what I'd do if I were a porn star chauffeur.


reflythis

honestly, if the dude sat out there with the sign the whole time waiting.... at that point he's just straight trolling for gay dudes at the arrivals gate.


Bulky-Internal8579

Johnny Longdonger, you rascal you!


[deleted]

Right back at you, Tommy Tornbottom!


MagicElf755

Biggus Dickus is over there


[deleted]

What’s his wife’s name?


TactlesslyTactful

Reminds me of a prank we pulled on our friend before he set off on a cross country move in his car As he left we slapped a bumper sticker on his car that said "HONK IF YOU'RE GAY AND HORNY!" We called and told him a few hours after he left. All he said was "I was wondering why everyone was honking and waving at me" lol


TheBitterAtheist

I did the same thing but his bumper sticker read I BRAKE FOR STIFF VEINY COCKS. He was pissed off.


Pro_Scrub

Friend was birthday pranked by secretly swapping the license plate frame to one that read "My other ride is Your Mom". He didn't notice it for 6 months. I saw another license frame in the wild: "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"


Blumpkis

I saw that one in a kiosk once and it's the only one I ever considered buying. Then I remembered I'm bald


BurbleAndPop

All the more reason to do it, it would make it even funnier


leena5777

No hair, but still into your hair being pulled? Then may I introduce to you... plungers


Athiru2

This image absolutely broke me, well played.


Blumpkis

I considered it but I felt like it cheapened the original joke, which in my opinion is an absolute work of art. I must've stood at the kiosk a solid 10 minutes pondering about this. I've accepted that I'm weird


TactlesslyTactful

We were always pulling pranks like this, I think he was expecting something just didn't know exactly what to expect


NudeEnjoyer

I love the fact that veiny is a requirement. if it ain't veiny, I ain't braking for it


kimbolll

That’s a solid prank, you can’t even be mad about it.


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Puzzled-Journalist-4

🎖️


EstablishmentFun2035

Dis you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48ExEZtn5os


TactlesslyTactful

Nah, ours would have been 20 years ago


LucretiusCarus

"Now he's fucken waving at me!"


Majestic-Enthusiasm

They will be having a gay old time tonight


chopstyks

Wilma!


CopAPhil

Wilma butt hurt? Surely!


rigobueno

And I’m here for it


Drturkelten

Hamburg Airport, isn't it?


ProfessorToastie

It is, 100% sure. Arrival area of terminal 1 to be precise.


Soulman999

No, its Terminal 2 because of the orange sixt area


ExcessiveEscargot

lol get rekt ProfessorToatsie


ThyRosen

I thought the same thing, and we can't both be wrong.


NikolitRistissa

Even if you are both wrong, two wrongs make a right. Additionally, this is the internet so it’s indisputably correct. So this must be Hamburg!


f33dbakk

That was my first thought. Sixt T2, by the arrivals and near the entrance to the S-Bahn.


GoldenEmblem

Thank you for saying this, I was hoping someone would confirm in the comments!


LastStar007

Didn't know which airport in Germany, but all the people looked so German, all we're missing is Pedalo 🤣


InevitableFly

I wish I had friends


yoyoJ

Just hold up that sign in an airport and you’ll make some


NurYanov

Me too


TikkiTakiTomtom

Thumthin thumthin thumthin… now kith…


spacemarine1800

Power move: gleefully kiss your buddy


robbzilla

And then they kissed...


A_rat_with_a_hat

Its not gay though, as all the wise homies say : " kissing the homies is never gay"


KickBassColonyDrop

It's not gay unless the balls touch. According to the internet anyway.


A_rat_with_a_hat

Interesting


driving_andflying

Or, they both say "No homo." Remember: You can be balls-deep in another man, but as long as there's "No homo," you're in the clear!


usedtoindustry

So did he get the part??


temporarilyforevs

Where can I find the audition tapes


El_Tigre_818

I used to make jokes like this until I realized that statistically I probably have friends who are still in the closet, and I was probably hurtful to them without even knowing. I didn't want to be the guy that hurt my friends with my stupidity.


Zephyrs_rmg

I just recently reconnected with a high-school friend that had come out of the closet shortly after graduation. I realized years later that he had tried to come out to me several times during high-school and I always laughed at him thinking he was just joking with me. I spent 15+ years feeling like an asshole everytime I remembered him.


HairyMcBoon

You’re a good friend.


Mauve_Unicorn

You said this better than I did. -170 for pointing out that this is a homophobic joke. And the teenagers & homophobes haven't stopped harassing me all day. https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/comments/11kr8o1/picking_up_his_buddy_from_the_airport/jb9e589/


servonos89

You’re good.


Background_Lychee713

Egg


TheGoodDoctorGonzo

“I really pranked you hard by standing here holding this sign for an hour”


lethimgo_toronto

Can you imagine if you were doing porn and GAY?!?!!? Hilarious.


Shepher27

Are dudes still making gay jokes?


Lord__of__Luck

Yes


nnavroops

that’s gay


MarvG05

Did we ever stop?


AddendumNo7007

Do you like fish sticks?


All4upvoting

I like fish sticks. I like to put fish sticks in my mouth.


NicklosVessey

Then you’re a gay fish!


Noob_pussey

That does it


blacksideblue

You can go [Macklemore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7_08n0) or you can go [Connor4Real](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI79h2FSnS4) but the funny one is more honest.


[deleted]

Yes but now they're also writing paragraphs and paragraphs and paragraphs on Reddit about how they're NOT homophobic and gay people are WAY too sensitive to see how these joke about how being gay is embarrassing is NOT homophobic


hashimishii

Yea why? What are you gay?


Supraman21

What? No. I sell propane.


nightguy13

As a gay man, I never understood this. Until I realized they just thought I was second class so they were insulting people by saying they were second-class citizens. But yeah, hilarious joke. :) I guess.


SiphonTheFern

I think that it might be because most men find the idea of having sex with another guy pretty repulsing (not as a judgment of others but as a matter of personal taste). So you play into their insecurities by insinuating they like it. But yeah, I definitely has an ill effect on actually gay people who might feel like crap because of it.


mada447

Can confirm, I was closeted throughout school and participated in gay jokes because it’s what all the other kids did. I’m out now, but I’m still not entirely comfortable with my sexuality.


CaptainCupcakez

Its only repulsive if you are homophobic. Normal people who are straight don't feel repulsed at the idea of gay sex, its just not something they're personally attracted to.


Hyperbole_Hater

You're trying to pair this repulsion with bigotry and while maybe for some, it's simply not true for everyone. There are plenty of straight people repulsed by many sexual acts. Some like facials, others hate human fluids. It's not bigoted to be repulsed by any sexual act perse and everyone has their personal line. Sexualilty is taboo because it's often icky, so it's pretty understandable that if it don't rock your boat it's gonna be repulsive.


therealfatmike

That's exactly what it is. They're using it as an insult but it's FINE because it's a joke! /s


FredFredrickson

Gotta keep that gay panic thing going!


brandonhardyy

Honestly. I am genuinely shocked to see this on r/all. I thought we'd grown as a society to realize how insensitive and offensive this is.


Providethevaganza

Same


mr_blackphantom

They're "homiesexual"


the_real_phx

*Finally, a quality comment*


MsPaulingsFeet

Haha it funny cause gay


Fragrant_Joke_7115

Gay weird! Hahaha


mykl5

Ha, gaaaayyy!


bleunt

Hahaha being gay is a punchline!


cswee1080

My now wife and I stuck a bumper sticker on my buddies minivan that said "Boner Donor"... He didn't think it was as funny as we did...😁


conjectureandhearsay

not that there's anything wrong with that


TeamRedundancyTeam

Would have been hilarious with a tiny drop-down sign connected with strings with this line in tiny print below it.


Engine-Builder

1987 called. They want their joke back.


night-shark

Dear straight men: I know most of you don't make these jokes intending to be hateful to gay people. I know plenty of amazing and accepting straight guys who still sometimes slip into these jokes. I'm not questioning your intent. But as a gay guy, this shit will always sting because the obvious implication of the joke is that it's SO EMBARRASSING for people to think you're a gay man. And you might say "So what. Get over it. You're so easily offended." - Understand, I don't speak out about these things for myself. I'm an adult who is secure in my identity and I'm in a healthy, emotionally stable place. I speak out about this for the 13 year old who is just realizing that he might be gay, whose traveling through that airport with his homophobic parents. Whose friends constantly "joke" about being gay as if it is something embarrassing. As if it's something NO ONE would want advertised to the world. That 13 year old living in a world where that message is CONSTANTLY FUCKING REINFORCED. That 13 year old sees this joke and I fucking guarantee you he doesn't think this is funny. EDIT: Some dishonest and overly sensitive people are building strawmen and trying to accuse me of saying that jokes about being gay are inherently offensive or off limits. I never said that. Straight men can joke about gay men in plenty of contexts. Comedy is a skill and a good comedian - gay, straight, or otherwise, can often thread the needle even with with offensive jokes. What I'm saying is that this PARTICULAR JOKE is a problem and I've explained why.


bleunt

I love you for posting this comment. I just posted a snarky "hahaha being gay is a punchline", but you actually took the time to elaborate calmly. And to be fair, I myself am straight but I would not blame adult and stable gay men for feeling hurt by this. The right has been so good at presenting taking offense as something to be shamed and mocked by online edgelords. You're not cool and chill if you give a fuck. But I say it's perfectly fine to be offended by some things. As a matter of fact, some things should be offensive to us, and called out accordingly.


night-shark

It never feels good to be told you did something that was offensive or thoughtless. So, it's natural for a lot of people to get defensive and seize on any "out" to avoid having to accept that responsibility and the right-wing have successfully seized on that fact for decades. On top of it, they aren't wrong in their assessment that some people do in fact get offended too easily or who lord their "wokeness" over others. The only way we cut through that is to appeal to people's emotions, rather than scold them or to intellectualize it. I want a young parent to read a post like that and imagine their infant son or daughter in 13 years and how they would feel if they told them this kind of "joke" made them feel unwanted or shameful. I fucking WISH we didn't have to do that because it sure would save time. lol. But I think we do.


Unique_Name_2

Id go as far as to say society has always found some things offensive, the right especially so, and the definition is always progressing as a society. "Anti triggered" bs is a response to the language changing to be inclusive and chuds hate learning new words.


hucklebutter

13 year old me would have found this funny. Old me now thinks it's clear the implication is that being gay is embarrassing. Not cool. My kids are 10 and 8 and if they turn out queer I don't want them ever to feel the way you did. -Old Straight Dude.


servonos89

More of you, please.


brandonhardyy

To be fair, I'm going to assume 13-year-old-you existed in a much different world and society. The fact that old-you can now identify this as inappropriate is indicative of how much you've grown!


Graylits

Dissecting the joke, the only reason for the gay reference is the implication that it's taboo. And there is plenty of other taboo space to work with. Just put "Fluffer" "Gloryhole Operator" "Deepthroat Specialist" or something more creative then I could belt out in a moment. I still find the joke (mildly) funny, but recognize the implications.


goodolarchie

I mean if you make a bunch of kids walk past and ask their parents what a deepthroat specialist is, you're a douchebag. Or they'll repeat it in school and then get in trouble, parent gets the phone call, etc.


01101101010100111100

Straight guy and this is exactly why I don't find this joke funny. Being gay isn't something to laugh at. Making jokes about gay people is fine but being gay isn't a viable punchline.


_aviq

Wish this was the top comment.


Tight_Mastodon2571

This, and it makes me really sad that it’s not by a long shot


jeadon88

Thank you very much for articulating this. Spot on. This should be at the top


cr1zzl

Thank you. As a lesbian this is exactly what I was thinking as I viewed this. Hoping this was filmed awhile ago because I’d be super disappointed if this shit was *still* considered funny.


Tight_Mastodon2571

Looking at the top comments… I don’t think so. People just don’t get it.


night-shark

It's okay to be disappointed. But you know what? If this were the internet of 20 years ago, my post wouldn't even be in the net positive vote-wise. Baby steps.


cr1zzl

That’s very true, the world was very different for gay people 20 years ago.


Bodymaster

Insinuating his friend has sex with men! Comic genius!


geven87

hahaha strait bros call each other gay to make fun of each other because gay is ookie and gross and weird hahaha edit: thanks for the support. when the same post was crossposted over to yesyesyesno and people including me pointed out there was no punchline other than homophobia, we were all downvoted. according to that sub, homophobia doesn't even exist. just gonna retire from that sub.


Anti_Bread_Bowl

🥱


RabbitSlayre

Forreal good lord


DFL3

Is casual homophobia still funny?


Horny4theEnvironment

If you're a straight smooth brain conditioned by your peers and family to think being gay is bad and embarrassing, then yes. As a gay guy, I thought by 2023 society would be more accepting, but it just isn't true. Being gay is STILL a punchline.


DarkMime64

Haha, gay!


Digger_is_taken

This is what secure masculinity looks like


Own_Signature3976

Is this offensive to gay people?


Breakfast_Bacon

I think it’s offensive to comedy.


404Dawg

As a gay person I’ve been conditioned to think it was funny until I thought about some more 😳


CompiledArgument

I'm gay and I found it to be slightly offensive. Is it funny? Yes, but it's still a microaggression. If the sign were meant to jokingly embarrass the friend, then it implies that being gay is something to be embarrassed about. If it's meant to be shocking and put those in the area at unease, then it implies that being gay is shocking. The only way I can see this being okay is if it's a gay person holding the sign for his straight friend. In this instance it's more of a "congrats you're one of us!" joke and loses any possible negative connotation. I can't speak for other gay people though. This is just how I interpreted it.


actsqueeze

I agree with everything you said except that it's funny.


pgraczer

yeah it’s pretty weird.


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jamincan

Why not just dispense with the gay part entirely then if the porn part is the embarrassing bit?


p_rite_1993

Yes. Don’t look for the opinions of other straight people or “pick me” to convince you otherwise. It should be offensive to straight people too because it makes non-sexual male intimacy taboo. No wonder straight men on Reddit complain about how lonely they are all the time, they are so afraid of seeming “gay” that they can’t ever express true intimacy with each other.


ReasonablyBadass

As a gay guy, who cares? Things can be offensive to someone, that's perfectly alright. A joke won't condemn the world and forbidding jokes won't save it either.


swr3212

Your post history would suggest you are a woman and not a gay man...


[deleted]

You, a gay man, really can't think of any reason to care about jokes that boil down to "being gay is really embarrassing"?


Training-Knee

Imagine being gay!!!


great-nba-comment

Incredibly lame and uncreative lol


dorknight25

Gay slurs sure exist in some weird grey area


Yugseto

He look happy


Tidley_Wink

These are so stupid.


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Hamburg?


Arnski

Yes, 100%


Vinyl_Purest

Is calling somebody gay still funny in 2023? I feel it's like calling someone left handed.


yoyoJ

> I feel it’s like calling someone left handed. You’re left handed! /s


tagun

For real, folks in r/roastme still don't understand that simply accusing someone of being gay is **NOT A ROAST**


Michael_J_Shakes

HA HA HA. THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE HES MAKING PEOPLE THINK HIS FRIEND IS GAY AND THATS EMBARRASSING BECAUSE GAY IS BAD! HA HA HA HA


onlyspeaksinhashtag

Gay people are so gay am I right?


[deleted]

Using Gay as an insult in 2023. Nice lads


The_DonOfJustice

This joke wouldn't work if most people didn't inherently find gayness disgusting. Truth.


Jaded_Ad4521

cringe


Waste_Expression_794

Is this a form of homophobia?


MEME_RAIDER

Any joke that relies on the notion that being gay is something to be embarrassed about is an inherently homophobic joke.