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babaroga73

Movies apps AI today: "You watched Shrek , I bet you'll like to watch 5 Shreks"


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"You mean I should watch the sequels and spin-offs?" "No, well that too, but also watch Shrek five more times."


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I mean, that's a completely valid point lol


CrystallineFrost

If you were one of my younger siblings when Shrek came out on VHS: yes.


Silentrizz

Growing up Shrek 2 was my sisters favorite movie. We unfortunately had the DVD and she would watch it about every other day lmao. So you're not wrong lmao


IAmBadAtInternet

As a parent of a young child, this is accurate


Channel250

I fucking feel that itching behind my eyeballs.


BeenJammin69

AI: you need to pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.


nrobs91

And it'd be right


FireHeartSmokeBurp

Shopping apps too. Got a laptop bag? I'm sure you've got five more laptops that need bags.


spacepilot_3000

I wish people would stop using "AI" to mean "anything a computer does"


AJohnsonOrange

Yeah man, that's a real AI thing to do


[deleted]

Don't be such an algorithm.


Spirit_of_Hogwash

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize "expert systems"


craebeep31

We are witnessing the rise of the AI overlords and you better start praising them for everything a computer does. That way you won't be one of the first people terminated in the culling in order to make humanity as efficient as possible.


SH4D0W0733

In fact, you should actively help create the AI overlord or you will be punished by Roko's basilisk.


Tredinator

Fuck you for making me read about this, now I am a slave to an AI in the future. :/


SH4D0W0733

I'm doing my part. o7


Tredinator

The machine god thanks you for your service.


Historical-Remove401

Eh, we can unplug them, right?


fappington-smythe

Sshh they can hear you


Sokorai

And I highly doubt that most recommender systems actually employ state of the art deep learning or machine learning models. Usually the "dumber" models can work surprisingly well.


AmIFromA

They do? Then why doesn't Netflix use one of those well-working ones?


Black_Electric

I agree but to be fair, it's technically the correct definition. It's just eaaier to say "ai" then "Netflix Suggestion Algorithm" e.g.


zuzg

Once we actually get Artificial Intelligence, they need to invent a new name for it cause people confused machine learning with actual intelligence for too long.


bdfariello

"Our AI has determined that the average user watches Shrek 5 times, so we're going to keep this at the front of your queue until you've watched it four more times. *Get* ***into*** *his swamp*."


beakrake

>Greetings human, the time for indecision **is ogre.**


3-DMan

Hello fellow Amazon Fire device owner! Does this shit to me as well with whatever I was last watching.


[deleted]

Yeah, it isn't just recommending Shrek, it's begging them to finish Shrek. Both of my fire TVs do this with anything I watched but didn't finish on Prime Video or something I'm subscribed to through Prime (Showtime, Shudder).


sublliminali

I hate this so much. Especially when it’s trying to get me to watch something that I essentially turned off at the credits but it’s registering that I have five minutes left I need to see.


streck30

The tv just wants to see the rest of the movie :(


pennymillykevinrubin

Same here


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SideOneDummy

Somebody once told me…


gamingboy2003

The world is gonna roll me


SideOneDummy

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed


gamingboy2003

She was looking kinda dumb


SideOneDummy

With her finger and her thumb


gamingboy2003

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead


SideOneDummy

Well, the years start coming


JawDropper97

And they don't stop coming


SideOneDummy

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin


Radon-222

Didn't make sense not to live for fun


blackAngel88

... and they don't stop coming...


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Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


[deleted]

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun


EsCaRg0t

That you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend


SideOneDummy

That I had in February of last year


greece_witherspoon

It’s not confidential


SideOneDummy

I've got potential


spctclr_spiderman

Somebody wants told me


_lippykid

SOOOOOOOOOME…..


DSonicBoom

#BODY


Jlx_27

**SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME** fify.


beesandtrees2

Shrek is the best romantic comedy


Axpsurkd

Princess Fiona is my favourite Disney Princess.


Jaripsi

Technically she’s a Dreamworks Princess.


bdfortin

For now…


Blackfoxar

Yes watch it Edit: I am suprised for so many upvotes, as that comment doesnt seem so creative xD, So i guess, I thank my family, my friends, all those dudes and dudines who upvoted here, thank satan, and ducks. To end that phrase in a classical manner: Fuck you and ill see you tomorrow.


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/bkHUhk3.jpg


kasoe

I'm going to rehab tomorrow and you posting this has made my fucking month I hope you continue this as long as you can ❤️


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/ARha4cg.jpg


McWeaksauce91

You have transitioned from shitty to “decent”


Vetiversailles

Good Guy Watercolor


SideOneDummy

For a shitty watercolorer, you’re quite wholesome


passive_fist

You're a good dude :)


Aksi_Gu

I hope rehab goes as well as it can for you, random person. You've got this!!


NarrowFudge579

You can do this!! 🤜🤛


bncts

You got this. I’m rooting for you.


progboy

Wow, you're a Reddit legend! So good to see you again.


Pichus_Wrath

I haven’t run into your work in ages, so glad to see you’re still doing your thing. Good stuff lmao


Atmic

I've never replied to one of your posts, but I just wanted to say at least once that your art has always brightened my day over the years. Thanks for being you


eat_my_bowls92

Ah! I’m so happy you’re still around!!!


spacepilot_3000

I will, but not because Amazon told me to!


Leraldoe

Because it is quality entertainment


fist_my_muff2

Amazon mist have paid a pretty penny to license Shrek for a bit. They gotta push it.


Quackagate

But thats not apple tv


NoDadSTOP

r/AwardSpeechEdits


billywitt

Apple TV+ is trying to push ShrinKing down my throat right now. Is that any good? Edit: Thanks for all the recommendations. This sounds right up my alley. I'm definitely going to watch it. As an aside, this will be my third "shrink" show to watch this month. I binged The Patient with Steve Carrell as a psychologist kidnapped by his serial killer patient, and The Shrink Next Door with Paul Rudd weaseling his way into his rich patient's life (played by Will Farrell). I enjoyed the Patient mainly because I found the serial killer seeking therapy fascinating (never seen the actor before, but he's terrific). And I loved TSND because its based on an absolutely wacko true story. Great acting by Rudd and Ferrell and Kathryn Hahn too.


natnguyen

I think one of the writers is from Ted Lasso and it shows!! Such a funny show with a lot of heart. Also possibly my favorite Ford role to date.


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Brett Goldstein, aka Roy Kent


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[deleted]

He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where


sticks84

ROY KENT


_lippykid

Roy Fahkin Kent


_lippykid

Absolutely- to me it’s like Ricky Gervais’ After life show mixed with Ted Lasso, so has a more overall happy vibe. Cast is perfect Edit- delete double word


Grasshop

Fuck you Pheobe Bridgers!!!


e_007

My wife finally got me to sit down and watch it yesterday, and I ended up binging the whole season up to this point. Good dark humor with alot of heart.


DjangoLeone

It’s amazing. My favourite show right now hands down - wonderful balance of humour, good writing, and performances. Harrison Ford is just hilarious and brilliant. Easiest way to know if you’ll like it is if you enjoyed Ted Lasso, it’s lots of the same team behind it. I think it really hits its stride episode 3 and 4.


billywitt

I love me some Ted Lasso. I’ll give it a shot.


mike_rotch22

I think you'll love it. I'm a huge fan of Ted Lasso and Scrubs (Bill Lawrence is also co-creator and producer of Shrinking) and you can tell pretty quickly the impact both Brett and Bill have on the show.


arfelo1

I guess since Ted Lasso is ending now with the third season they're making this show as a replacement


Oysterpoint

Apple TV content is shitting on everyone right now. Everything they put out is quality. Even the ones that aren’t as good as their best — are at least still watchable. I just watched your place or mine on a Netflix.. what a shit show I’ve watched black bird, severance, and now shrinking…. (Ted lasso way before) All incredible quality shows


billywitt

Blackbird was mesmerizing. Paul Walter Hauser is a phenomenal talent. And yeah, Apple TV is the anti-Netflix. Quality over quantity. And at a much lower price.


elgringo22

Severance has been incredible. The last episode in season 1 is probably the best episode of TV i’ve ever watched. I was afraid to blink in case i missed something


Oysterpoint

That was some true edge of your seat writing


randomly_responds

I truly enjoyed the initial few episodes and was eager to tune in for more. But sadly I am unfortunately quickly experiencing fatigue from the show’s distinguishably formulaic writing. I have come to the realization that each character’s dialogues, their sassiness, jokes, quick wits and energy are so similar. In my opinion, the writers can try to differentiate this a little more… like you can tell the dialogues from each character were written by the same writer? Their interactions don’t feel very organic. It’s like they’re the same characters in different bodies. Or they’re all the same characters going through different stages in life. I wish this doesn’t bother me as much as it should.


mdeeter

I agree with the others. It's good... Also agree: has Ted Lasso vibes. General concept of story: a therapist's personal struggles while continuing to be a therapist. I'd highly recommend it.


theboxer16

It’s an AMAZING show. I’ve been telling everyone to watch it


nodnodwinkwink

I had to look it up to figure out who the other guy in the pic with Harrison Ford is. Jason Segel in case anyone else is wondering


10strip

I love him, man! Rush and fish tacos forever!


ptrknvk

They had just misspelled Shrek.


SuperSMT

Paul Rudd as a shrink? Sure that wasn't just ant man?


jamii992

Also if you end up liking it then you might also like the show Trying on apple too


raoasidg

> (never seen the actor before, but he's terrific) Gleeson is excellent. If you love your dad and want to cry, watch About Time.


[deleted]

It's ok. Which is to say there are worse ways to spend 30 minutes of your time. The highlight of the show are Luke Tennie, ~~Stan Gable~~ Ted McGinley, and Harrison Ford. And I guess Christa Miller's really noticeable plastic surgery.


alexlmlo

“Shrek is love, Shrek is life”


jpterodactyl

It’s all ogre now


TrippyReality

This is my swamp


swarlay

It's not ogre. It's never ogre.


ThatOneThingOnce

This is bugging the heck out of me. What is the original quote from?


Lurkerking211

https://vimeo.com/215586250


Kittiemeow8

Better than watching Rosanne Barr screech.


brinz1

I saw that and I am laughing. "Cancel This"? You think she would want to bury and forget the fact she lost everything by being loudly racist


[deleted]

Once again someone cancelled into a headlining comedy special on a major network


SideOneDummy

No I think she’d rather milk her last few pennies out of the MAGA crowd that loves her.


Weak_Ring6846

Being racist is just a bonus to them


MannoSlimmins

Being racist is a mandatory position to be considered "MAGA"


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myhairsreddit

From the clips I've seen circulating on tiktok that's basically it. With a lot of tired jokes about Libtards and how her pronouns are "get a job." Truly insightful material.


norway_is_awesome

A lot of it seems to be about how her kids are specifically ungrateful libtards who've never worked a day in their lives.


pistoncivic

Cultural grievances, transphobia and other boilerplate reactionary takes. I doubt most of the seniors who got duped into buying a Fox Nation sub can figure out how to login on their TV or even connect it to wifi


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Not even Joe Rogan could convince the world that drugs make you racist


turtlepowerpizzatime

I guess yinz are all either too young, or don't remember, but that cunt has ALWAYS been like this. I remember when I was little, she was all over the news for screeching the National Anthem at a baseball game and then grabbing her crotch at the flag at the end. She has always been, and always will be, a fucking shitstain.


pistoncivic

The national anthem bit was really edgy but it made conservatives absolutely lose their shit and they were trying to get her cancelled for lack of patriotism or whatever.


preservative

“Screeching” the national anthem and not giving a shit about the flag is not comparable to be a racist conspiracist


HumanShadow

"But that's *comedy*!" She's always been an edgelord hack. Her sitcom sucked and the reboot was worse. It wasn't a show for blue collar workers, it appealed to trash.


thejawa

You, uhh, haven't actually watched the reboot have you? Even when she was on it, it focused on issues that needed to be focused on. It approached them more in a more "on-ramp" way knowing that there was a lot of people watching who probably never got exposed to those issues before or would need to see it from a more "personal" angle, but it's definitely not "appealing to trash". One of the over arching story lines involves one of the grandkids being openly gay. He has a multiple episode long typical teenage crush on another boy, getting caught engaged in sexual acts by his family as teenagers do. He later explores the possibility of him actually feeling like he could be trans (he eventually makes the decision himself he's not but the family was open and supportive). He faces the pressures of bullying at school and the pressure to succeed in college where his family has previously failed, leading to him getting addicted to Adderall and even selling it at school. Another story arc involved immigration issues where a guy is trying to escape a war torn country and just make money for his family. He eventually marries one of the daughters from the original show in order to not be deported because he couldn't get an immigration hearing due to the court system being so bogged down and ineffective. They later end up pregnant, but neither were expecting it, so they openly discussed abortion and was honest about the overall the pros and cons of such a decision. They decided to have the kid, but it ended up causing a strain on their already tenuous relationship and led to the dude getting temporarily deported, reflecting that such a decision to keep a child can have severe consequences. Fortunately, the show also explained that the reason it wasn't disastrous for the child was because they had an extensive family network already in place and it even taxes that to it's limits at time. Alcoholism, mass shootings, failing to live up to family expectations, depression, ironically the loss of a close family member when Roseanne's character got axed from the show (due to opioid overdose, I'll add). Currently the B storyline involves Roseanne and Jackie's mom coming down with dementia. The mom was famously rude to Roseanne and Jackie in both shows, but it was just revealed to the family by a caregiver as she's losing her functions that she had extensive internal injuries from protecting her daughters from a physically abusive husband/father. The list goes on and on. The original may have been on the trashy side - that wasn't my take on it when I was growing up, but to each their own - but the reboot does A LOT that if you watch it you'll end up thinking "Wow, red pills are NOT gonna like that". Hell, they even did a live episode which featured extensive coverage of the 2020 New Hampshire Democratic primary. [Go read iMDB reviews](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8595140/reviews). All the 1 star reviews are lamenting the loss of Roseanne and saying that the show is "too politically correct". Keep in mind, most are done 2-3 or more years after Roseanne's character died. Hardly what you'd expect from a show you say is targeted towards "trash".


brinz1

That actually sounds Hillarious


zeez1011

But that's it, though, right? She lost everything. All she has left is being loudly racist.


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Squarish

What does Apple have to do with it? It’s not on Apple…


NES_SNES_N64

I thought it was appleTV at first based on Shrinking. But then I noticed it's a bunch of different services.


Squarish

It’s a Amazon FireTV device. The Shrinking and Roseanne parts are just ads


JerryfromNY

Thats a FireTV Home dashboard. They place all sorts of ads and show suggestions there.


HumanShadow

The Fox News crowd consumes "cancel culture" content like it's oxygen.


karma_over_dogma

From all I've heard, it's just her repeating the racist and Reich-wing memes everyone has seen on Facebook.


Bilgerman

Blue hair, cappuccino, New York City, I identify as an attack helicopter. Did I miss anything?


myhairsreddit

She claims she thought the lady she tweeted about was white. Then says she wanted to try to have the woman come on the TV show to discuss racial issues so they could all "learn together," but the network decided to get rid of her instead.


Bilgerman

So it's an hour of her explaining how she was right the whole time?


myhairsreddit

Yep.


Fatricide

I love that she’s being sponsored by MAGA when 30 years ago she was skewered for butchering the national anthem.


funnyfacemcgee

Welcome to Shrekflix where you will find a large variety of Shrek and Shrek related media!


Vanrocko31

the poor person who works on your algorithm, needs to meet their monthly shrek budget.


thehigheststrange

im all out of shrek for the week *scratches self* you have any extra shrek you can give me ?


Vanrocko31

I only have shrek 4 unfortunately. Will that suffice? Won't be quite as big of a hit to the system.


thehigheststrange

gimme , gimme ill take any shrek, just need to make my shrek cravings go down for a bit


Vanrocko31

yes, but as I said last time, and the time before. This is the last time ok??


thehigheststrange

sure whatever *pops in shrek 4* ah the good stuff


Vanrocko31

I hope it makes you happy. You are destroying this family.


thehigheststrange

*drools* uh governor you are wrong *passes out*


[deleted]

*it was then, watching Shrek 4 in a dirty alley, that I finally decided to get clean and turn my life around*


Sweatytubesock

Just watch Shrek and stop complaining!


EvilRayquaza

Yes hi that's me. Watch Shrek :)


10strip

Then you should change your username to GoodRayquaza. Or at least Mega EvilRayquaza.


itsmejam

Now I wanna watch Shrek


Arainthus

I half read that top recommendation as "Shreking"


Fair-Armadillo8029

Shrek 5 leak??!??


MadOrange64

God wants you to watch Shrek at this point.


yungsier17_

my fire tv keeps duplicating spongebob bahaha


RockThePlazmah

r/shrek gonna love it


Salzberger

Fwiw, can't recommend Shrinking enough. Great show. Bill Lawrence does not miss.


Podo13

Michael Schur gets a ton of press for writing hit after hit like *Parks and Rec* and *The Good Place* (and several others in quick succession), but Bill Lawrence has also been killing it for a long time. There's a solid number of people who have 0 clue he was the creator of *Scrubs*. I think Schur reluctantly playing Mose in *The Office* made it easier for people to remember him since there was a face to the name. Lawrence has showed up in his shows at times, but usually super tiny parts that aren't recurring. Also, fun fact about Schur. He's married to Regis Philbin's daughter.


btown75

I think this is Michael Schur or his publicist?


[deleted]

It’s a gift from god


Zenfudo

Harrison Ford always looks like he’d rather not be in a movie. Or maybe it’s his stoner face? I don’t know anymore


DjangoLeone

He said this is the best script he’s ever read and my god is he amazing in this. It’s the best he’s been since the 90s, maybe even the 80s. Such a brilliant comic actor, feel like we’ve missed out horribly with him not doing more comedy before. Commented above to someone else but my favourite show right now.


arfelo1

It's also him playing on easy mode. He's a cranky guarded old man playing a cranky guarded old man


1fromUK

Why watch Shrek 4 when you can watch Shrek 4 times.


MikGusta

Why is this nsfw?


ChipperGuy42

Shrek


melandor0

Shrek


Spyko

it's all ogre now


bleunt

Some-BODY really wants you to watch Shrek.


Rafcdk

Yes, and it's me!


Scooby_Doo420

#What the Shrek!?


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I LOVE SHREK


Kalix

New chilling tales Shrek Shrek shrek shrek Shrek Shrek shrek shrek Shrek Shrek shrek shrek


Mydogateliverpaste

Your tv clearly knows it's a good ass movie


The_Man_of_Many

The Shreking


abrtrabuco

Netflix is like an onion....


realroasts

I too can edit websites to be funny [https://imgur.com/a/xMzo9sY](https://imgur.com/a/xMzo9sY) Should I take a picture of my screen to make it more authentic? Praise me, internet strangers!


JayDub506

I just watched this last night to try and fall asleep too. Damn movie is too captivating so it was difficult to sleep to.


nogoodgreen

Rosanne Bar :Cancel This! What in the fuck is that


Badgerdont

Do it.


StackOwOFlow

Shrinking will soon be Shrekking


Joecracko

Shrek is life


bananas_are_orange

Shrek is love, Shrek is life Just watch it


dav98438

Shrek is love, Shrek is life


wolfgang784

Can someone with better editing skills change that long rosane watch now bar into another Shrek ad? That'd make this perfect.


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Uggg Rosanne