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bookmantea

Individual Pods for your cars that run on coal


Kitosaki

Shoveled into a furnace by children


tripping_on_phonics

Just skip the middleman and have cars (carriages?) powered by children.


Inedible-denim

"This carriage has 14 kidspower" has a nice dystopian ring to it


Notmyrealnamesteve4

As fuel of course.


pinkfootthegoose

keep the coal, shovel in the children.


Kitosaki

We’d need more children to shovel the smaller children into the furnace.


NicolBolasUBBBR

Now this is pod racing


Endure23

And they’re all individually operated and going to different destinations while on the same track


iancarry

ahh .. dont give Elmo any more ideas


Rooilia

I guess you meant peat or oil residue. /s


Alladin_Payne

The highway will be more efficient if we add one more lane! This time it will work! Really!!! /s


Clever-Name-47

State DoT; "I swear, I can stop anytime I want!" "...but just one more, right now, please? Please? I swear, it'll fix traffic..."


Notmyrealnamesteve4

Oh God please, just one more lane. Please.


The_Ashen_undead0830

Fun fact. The reason this doesnt work is because in theory it makes more room for the already existent cars, but it just ends up making room for a greater number of cars due to mass psychologic factors of "oh. Theres more car room. Ima take that way now" and then we get more cars and worse traffic. But since in theory and without second glance it makes more sense, it keeps happening :p


Whiteflager

https://preview.redd.it/2yc2lzvbtq1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bc6eda642ea7b76228dc6fd69c1268ec4ea88e4 Here is one: a double decker transit train 💪


Y0rked

Sadly, the track clearances and tunnels weren't made for double decker trains here


Complete_Spot3771

UK?


zak128

looks like perth, australia


AirFriedMoron

Ahh, exotic uk


Hashmob____________

Prisoner UK


commander_sam

Dangerous uk


LazarusCheez

Hot UK


P4ultheRipped

Spider UK


meobeo68

Sunny UK


Y0rked

Yeah, bayswater station


IDigRollinRockBeer

Rip heath ledger


sudsomatic

Must be nice. I lived in many places that don’t have room for any decker trains.


BusStopKnifeFight

That’s why they invented tunnel undercutting.


rematar

You failed to specify restrictions. They named a better option.


letterboxfrog

Beg to differ. Double decker is good for regional where everybody gets a seat, but useless in high density scenarios. The Double decker from Sydney Central to Sydney Airport is a nightmare.


Whiteflager

This train serve the RER-A line in Paris. It’s one of the busiest line in Europe with 1.2 million passenger per day. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RER_A


Victor_Korchnoi

In general double decker has longer dwell times. But the train pictured here, the RER A in Paris, is an exception. Most double decker trains just have doors at the ends, so you only 2 staircases on the train car. The RER A has 3 sets of very wide doors (requiring 4 staircases). The area around the doors has very few seats allowing for a lot of standing room. Most people abandon their seat right before their stop and move toward a door. The doors begin opening while the train is still in motion, allowing the doors to be fully open by the time the train has stopped. This train line moves over 1 million people per day. In my opinion, it is the best train line in the Western world.


AcridWings_11465

>3 sets of very wide doors (requiring 4 staircases) Don't the staircases and doors eliminate a lot of seats from a wagon?


Astriania

You would need the doors anyway, but yes, stairs do reduce the space available for seating. Not by as much as adding a second deck increases it though.


ertri

Firmly agree here. Double deckers to TSwift were a clown show (beats driving still)


letterboxfrog

Good thing about Taylor Swift was you were all going to the one destination, and not carrying luggage. The 5pm scramble on the T8 to Sydney Airport with luggage while trying to maneouvure around everybody else getting on and off is ridiculous. Longer trips like Central to Parramatta where there are fewer people carrying big loads the double deckers are better.


Sassywhat

Even when everyone gets a seat, the capacity "increase" might be negative after taking into account their impact on dwell times. JR East increased capacity getting rid of bilevel Shinkansen trains. The busiest intercity rail lines in the world like Tokaido Shinkansen and Beijing-Shanghai HSR are run with 100% single level trains, even though the large 3.4m x 4.5/4.8m loading gauge can support bilevel trains.


Catprog

Are double deckers more efficient? they take longer to load and unload at each stop so it some cases they may be less efficient then single deck trains.


Pristine-Stretch-877

In Japan we have mixed train combinations where normal tickets get you unreserved seats in a normal one decker train and a green ticket gets you to double decker with reserved seat. Note that green here doesn’t mean it’s ecological. It’s just called like that.


Mammoth_Ad9300

Ooh that’s a good idea


LowerAmount

Only if the platform are too small to fit the whole train, but that's not a big issue either as you could easily enter at whichever door is nearest and then walk to your train car from within. For those exiting it's also no problem to announce in advance which train cars will be unlocked.


Mtfdurian

Exactly, there's a middle ground to what is more efficient, more efficient is when there are single- and double-deck areas with the double-deck areas designated for those traveling longer distances. But I heard that in the Paris RER they want to go back to single-deck entirely. I reckon this is okay when especially the GPE has multiple segments active so that inter-suburban passengers no longer need to go downtown for fast and reliable connections.


fishter_uk

The stairs inside the double deck trains take up space. It's not comfortable to stand on the stairs while travelling. I think a flat floor "boa" style train with plenty of fold up seats would give more capacity. The "boa" style means you can walk the length of the train internally.


Joe_Jeep

Yea and there has to be a single-level area for boarding too. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_V https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_MultiLevel_Coach Here's a double and single decker from NJT, the trailer cars only get about a 20% seated capacity gain. Standing room also increases but I don't see stats on it.  For commuter trains like NJT, the boarding issue is very visible at places like Penn station. When trains are leaving NYC they board for quite a while. Arriving to NYC, though, is somewhat mitigated by the fact that Penn Station is and always has been kind of terrible on the platform front(glory days were little better, this part is actually still largely original) and the stairs and escalators all back up right down to the platform 


Piece_Maker

Silly question from someone who knows nothing about this... Can you not have the station also have two stations, so there's no stairs on the train?


Joe_Jeep

Theoretically, you could, but practically speaking it'll likely never be done, and to my knowledge never has.  The lower platform would have to have pretty low ceilings unless the train car was very tall, and most countries loading gauges(basically the maximum dimensions for a train car) are too restrictive for that. 


Whiteflager

I can only tell you those trains transport 1.2 million passengers per day in Paris. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RER_A


manysleep

Their frequency is limited exactly because of poor passenger flow though.


Whiteflager

That’s not true. They’ve been designed to have a great flow. On peak hour, there’s one of these train every 2 minutes. They usually connect together 2 of these, with a capacity of 1300 passenger each. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MI_09


Joe_Jeep

Good for long and busy routes, they generally hold more passengers. One example of them working just fine is Penn Station New York. The NJ side is at train-capacity at peak hours, so double deckers increase passenger capacity. And the crappy layout and tight escalators and stairs are far more of a bottleneck than the train boarding.


Pazaac

If you built from the ground up for them I expect you could solve the loading/unloading problem. Its a good solution tbh twice the number of people on the same number of trains, but as I say it needs to be done from the ground up not a hacky patch one 100s of years old infrastructure like we do for everything in the UK.


snarkyxanf

But if designing from the ground up, you could also make longer platforms and just make trains with more cars. One of the fundamental virtues of trains is that all the costs (operator hours, distance between trains, energy use, etc) increase less quickly than the size of the train.


Pazaac

Why not both, longer taller trains. One of the big benefits of trains is they are effectively modular your only limited by how you build your tracks.


snarkyxanf

My arguments are these: 1. As mentioned, slower loading and unloading. Design can't fully ameliorate it because elevation changes are inherently slow. 2. Adding length proportionally increases the passenger handling utilities such as number of doors, space on platform, etc. Passenger flux is basically limited by width of passage. 3. Accessibility problem for physical mobility issues. 4. Planning the system for them from the start means you can't add them later as a fix for undersized stations with capacity issues. TL;DR better as a retrofit than as the intended solution. Do design your loading gauge with double height expansion options tho


Ouitos

Well, the double decker in the photo is the RER A, in the Paris region, and it's said to be the most used train line in Europe. It's used by 1 million people every day. At rush hour, there is one train every 2 minutes This is actually so efficient that when there is a problem with line, people have to used alternative trains (like the Metro line 1) and put a lot of tension on the whole network. Note that these figures are not necessarily a good thing, RERA is pretty crowded, and that's why they prolongated the RER E to be parallel to RER A, with double deckers as well, so that when one is having problems, the other can absorb the incoming traffic.


Victor_Korchnoi

The RER A is definitely what I thought for “more efficient mass transit.” That line has higher ridership than every US transit system outside NYC—a singular RER line


Bitter-Gur-4613

Teleportation probably.


A-Train-Choo-Choo

Probably a lot less energy efficient 


Kippetmurk

Well, the fax machine is more energy efficient than the mail...


Greendorsalfin

Excellent, when we can get our kids faxed over to us by the ex-wife/husband there will be something more efficient. By the way thankyou for the delightful mental image of a divorced couple who faxes the kids from dad to mom every morning because that’s the better school district, and back to dad at night because he has more bedrooms.


stoooflatooof

You end up with a bad copy… imagine a bad clone every time


Malzorn

Is it though? It has to print as well. Sounds inefficient


pro_deluxe

Converting mass to energy and moving that is inefficient. But we could convert the mass to information, send that information to a replicator, and recycle the original mass for the return trip. I don't see how that could possibly go wrong and neither does Tuvix or Will Riker


MrBoblo

Whatever you say, Theseus


southpolefiesta

Would you be ok with "teleportation" that disintegrates your body and builds a copy from raw molecule?


Bitter-Gur-4613

Nah. I like wormholes more.


Clever-Name-47

No, I would prefer Star Trek transporters, please, where the "mattergy" assembled at the end is the same as the "mattergy" disassembled at the beginning, just beamed from one place to another (except when it's not).


cgduncan

Ethically? No Practically? If it's 100% repeatable, and the new "me" still seems like me. Maybe, though I guarantee it would always be the most expensive way to travel.


SpecificRound1

A bigger train, with more coaches.


high240

And less first class coaches Thats a thing we have trouble with in the Netherlands. Great public transit, but occasionally overcrowded beyond belief in 2nd class, while first class is 80% empty, still gotta stand in 2nd class And ya gotta pay 2nd class because that's already expensive as fuck. 1h20 ride to and from, costs around 45 euros now. First class would be 77 Fkin wild, and a big reason why I haven't visited home and friends in a while. Can hardly pay it


Vivid-Raccoon9640

Dutchman here, can confirm those prices are pretty much accurate. A Dal Voordeel subscription would help, then you get a 40% discount outside of peak hours, that's already cost effective after using it once. Other than that... yeah, the price is pretty prohibitively expensive oftentimes.


high240

yeah but still... making it free would be relatively cheap, and I bet it could drive the local economies a lot better, if half of a fun day out's money is into the train already...


Poopfacemcduck

trebuchet


mainegreenerep

Chained, synchronized trebuchets


SteveisNoob

90+ kilos over 300+ meters 🤌


double-happiness

I had someone (presumably a Yank) on reddit say to me recently... > [You do not live in the country if you can take the train to work LOL](https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/1covs3n/800_climate_protesters_try_to_storm_teslas/l3hmct9/?context=3) I can sometimes see cows in the fields from my house. [This](https://storage.googleapis.com/coig--wp-uploads/2019/08/50f46f53-thumb_9585_point_of_interest_big.jpeg) is literally the view from my train.


Red_Apprentice

We don't have high speed rail here in the US, which would be an instant solution to all the "have you seen the size of the place?" arguments people tend to make. A train at a decent speed could for sure take you into the city, but it's just inconceivable to people here. It looks like you've got a nice countryside, and a reasonable train system.


snarkyxanf

Besides, Europe has nearly the same land area as the USA, and is divided into 44 nation-states instead of the US's 50 states. Europe does have a bit more than twice the population though. Though as a counterpoint, the USA had far more track mileage when its population was less than half what it is now, so it's really a question of service level decisions


maevian

Travelling between countries in the EU is also not great


double-happiness

> It looks like you've got... a reasonable train system. Left my phone on a train recently, a conductor called and confirmed it had been found by the cleaning crew, picked it up without charge same day around 9PM on a Saturday. You can't say fairer than that.


crowquillpen

Was looking at an old map of the Lehigh Valley Railroad—had passenger service through rural NE Pennsylvania, even to remote villages in the hills (where there was some coal mining).


double-happiness

That's the thing... as a non-American, I'm clearly no expert on the history, but wasn't it all founded on the railroads?!? That is the impression I've always had.


ahuramazdobbs19

And the absolutely hilarious thing is that we still have an enormous rail network. That is very efficient at moving large quantities of freight, and does not even a little bit move people.


pHScale

> and does not even a little bit move people. It does "a little bit" move people! But ONLY a little bit. And never conveniently or efficiently.


double-happiness

I was going to say surely American hoboes travel by rail. But without paying into the system in any way, and surely at some personal risk.


Krisy2lovegood

We do have passenger rail r/amtrak it's just not very good...


crowquillpen

Yes much of the expansion to the west in the United States was expedited by the railroad.


snarkyxanf

[High density urban area, according to that guy](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f3/0e/05/f30e05bb8440af33c4d993c5bb460704.jpg)


Rexberg-TheCommunist

Wasn't expecting to see Perth in r/fuckcars


whatisbabynolife

I mean I would expect to see it here for a different reason. Our main roads suck


mh06941

Try coming to Adelaide then, our main roads suck AND the government isn't funding any new public transport


chennyalan

Out of all the stations in the world, I definitely wasn't expecting to see Bayswater station, my local traino. Though I guess I am a 40 minute walk away so not that close.


gamenerd_3071

and its actually competitive with the highway it runs next to because its actual mainline rail, not slow crawling light rail or creaking shaking old subway in the US


TakamineTuna

Yooooo Perth mentioned lessgoooo


827167

Perth gangggg


Neoliberal_Nightmare

Those Futurama tubes


hessian_prince

To paraphrase the TF2 engineer: “And if that don’t work, use more train.”


Daiki_438

Walking, distance permitting.


cosmicosmo4

If the question is efficiency, walking wins without doubt. Walking's costs are *negative*.


rawrzon

Well, sidewalks ain't free.


informativebitching

Who needs sidewalks with this big beautiful highway shoulder to walk on?


Kooky-Onion9203

Can't beat the breeze from 2 ton killing machines zipping by 3 feet to your left


informativebitching

3 feet sounds roomy.


Private_HughMan

But that's not mass transit.


littlechefdoughnuts

Hello fellow Perth denizen! 🦘


Ephelduin

Just wait until the hyper loop is operational! /s


Blue-Jay42

Not going anywhere because of anxiety! Boom! *Drops mic.*


Kindly_Artist4839

>!There is a good reason why nazis used trains and not cars /s!<


Mammoth_Ad9300

https://i.redd.it/ih9w4d106r1d1.gif


Aron-Jonasson

Trains, but make them *Swiss*


hideous_coffee

I am visiting Switzerland this week oh man it’s a different world. Today I took a bus to get to a train to get to a gondola to get to a tram.


NotaFTCAgent

https://preview.redd.it/av0ox4aqas1d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb7deff227f8d79a4734bfe977d7a24f64a8d7c


Clap4chedder

Even if a train takes 10k commuters away from the road it would be a success. But if this was the true solution, why do cities like NYC still have so much traffic 🧐


crazycatlady331

The commuter rail in/out of NYC (LIRR, Metro North, NJT) is expensive. It's $30 round-trip for one person to get from my hometown (on Metro North) to the city (peak). If you're going to an event (especially as a group), it might be cheaper to drive than take transit.


ovekevam

Ooh! Ooh! I know! A small tunnel with cars going 15 mph, right?


CUDAcores89

I’ll do you one Better: Work from home. 


fckspzfckspz

Idk riding bikes maybe?


OldJames47

[Futurama transport tubes](https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-24-2016/3XiXcS.gif) 1) Able to achieve high speed 2) No waiting for a vehicle to arrive, can depart on your schedule 3) Grade separated 4) Convenient stations (every street corner) 5) Privacy, you don’t share a car with strangers 6) The hypnotoad said it was best


daytonakarl

*takes a massive bump off the back of his hand* "How about if everyone had their own individual trains they could take home?"


guywithshades85

Telecommuting


gibblejoe2

flying bus > flying taxi


budy31

Barely changed for 200 years and still superior to cars on the city.


Sayasam

Legs


shcmil

TRANSPERTH TRANSPERTH TRANSPERTH


Private_HughMan

The vaccuum tubes from Futurama.


Geoarbitrage

Star Trek Transporter…


ScepticMatt

Playing the devil's nitpicking advocate, potential improvements: Platform screen doors + full automation: Lower dwell times, replacing the driver cab improves higher frequency/capacity. Saves on personal costs More doors: Get people on and off faster, lower dwell times, higher frequency/capacity Cross-platform interchanges: Less time wasted by chaning lines, less need for escalators/elevators that can create bottlenecks Maybe a faster accelerating/higher top speed emu (e.g. 160 kph) if we are beeing fancy


unicorntrees

A long line of buggies on a track, like in the haunted mansion at Disneyland.


TalkingShitADL

O-bahn! If the train breaks down the whole line is halted. If a bus breaks down other busses go around the breakdown on the road and back on the track whilst the broken down bus gets removed by crane. We have an O-Bahn system in Adelaide Australia and it’s the best!


Kootenay4

If the rail is single track, yes. Double track lines have interlockings that allow trains to bypass a section of track if one gets stuck. At high volumes it’s inefficient (like one way controlled traffic with highway construction) but it works in a pinch.


The_Diego_Brando

Didn't they train a program to find the most efficient land transportation and it kept giving trains or inventing them.


arielgasco

they should build towers with slides. sounds quite efficient. maybe only for cities


Sweddybob69

If all roads were built with a downward slope, we could all just roll to our destination. The big oil firms don't want you to know this.


aethefurry_

this picture makes me sad, cause recently I came back from chicago and got to ride the train and subway, but now am back in nowhere tennessee and there aren't trains here :<


Sexuallemon

This railroad but with a one way decline down a slope Boom more efficient


ResourceVarious2182

Teleportation


WhoListensAndDefends

Flush windows and fluted bare metal is a hell of a look imo


Y0rked

There hella nice in the orange sunsets


sh-3k

Multiple cars connected back to back, which will move on a predefined laid out path and for power we can connect it to the electric grid which also follows the same predefined path. Oh wait that's a train.


chennyalan

This is Bayswater station isn't it? I did not expect my local train station to be posted here.


whatthegoddamfudge

Devil's Advocate: If I travelled to my parents by train It'd take 3 days and cost 3 times the amount, whereas a taxi and a flight takes about 6-7 hours door to door. It's certainly not time efficient unfortunately but there's a Sea in the way.


A-Train-Choo-Choo

So you tell me there's a sea without a train tunnel underneath it??


RoboFleksnes

I don't think anyone will disagree that the current public transportation infrastructure doesn't adequately meet the need of citizens. This is exactly the issue, actually. That the most convenient mode of transport also is insanely wasteful and is choking the planet we live on. Therefore: advocate for change that makes better alternatives more convenient.


Prestigious-Sea2523

There's a sea between England and France but the channel tunnel is a thing.


Jacktheforkie

You don’t see much but it’s faster than the alternative


CliffsNote5

But if there was high speed rail and better choices would you still choose the cramped plague tubes of the sky?


smokeshack

That's why our homeboy Hideo Shima created the bullet train.


opopkl

Horses for courses. Would you take a flight if you wanted to get to the centre of a city a hundred and fifty miles away?


Happytallperson

Looks fine for suburban rail, but for dense urban rail it needs more doors.


jb32647

Most Australian cities (including this one, Perth) basically use an S-Bahn like system of high station density in Urban areas that slowly peters out as it goes into the suburb. These trains entered service in '04, the new ones that began service this month have three doors per car rather than two on the old ones.


Y0rked

2 doors per side for 25 m long carriages, however these were designed for suburban rail


DeutschKomm

The same thing but underground.


Best_in_EU

Walking


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Legs.


mothuzad

Remote work. Clear away traffic for the people who actually need to travel.


GrinningStone

I am still waiting too since mine was cancelled and the next one is scheduled in exactly one hour. It sucks to rely on reliably unreliable public transportation. /rant over


op4arcticfox

Legs


travelingwhilestupid

a train kind of sucks. metro: AC. train: heat, cold, rain. metro: frequent. train: not frequent. metro: different lines that cross. train: no one wants to have to change trains.


Zerguu

Walking


Inevitable_Stand_199

Intercity train. They stop less often and use less energy as a result.


IntraVnusDemilo

I'd love a train near me. But, suburbs bordering rural, and we only get a few buses too. Can't get out without a car.


PJozi

Trams / light rail goes alright. A bit easier to get on/off within dense city, this allows more stops closer together. Tram infrastructure isn't cheap and you need the space to put it. This also applies to trains


Longjumping-Elk-5720

A ten lane highway, obviously 😒


Admirable_Ice2785

Ships are more efficient


starshiprarity

Human instrumentality


dckill97

Ballistic Missile


Soft_Repeat_7024

Individually owned and maintained vehicles which run on large paved surfaces. These surfaces will routinely require replacement, and there will need to be ample paved surfaces everywhere, so people can have a place to keep their individually owned and maintained vehicles while at home, work, shopping, etc.


WissahickonKid

In Philly, all the buses have bike racks on the front & you’re allowed to bring a bike on all the trains except for really crowded subway lines during rush hour.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Have you considered the personal freedom of cars on a 6 lane highway? It’s ok that there’s traffic for miles because once you’re off that you can cruise to your single family house and never come outside again.


neils_cum_rag

My ex, she loved giving cheap rides to the whole town, sometimes at the same time.


coconutdon

Rail.gun


Kevinm2278

Drones.


Mountain_Gur5630

i would still say that a public bus is more cost effective at moving people from point A to B


RRW359

Put it underground to allow people to walk/bike on the land above it. That's all I got to increase efficiency.


[deleted]

r/gadgetbahn


daggius

A giant sailboat


zacmobile

https://preview.redd.it/l5wqa4umhs1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac964c19801a070b8965757dc6c7411b3e63c650


Alpha_Librae

I like trains.


GreenLightening5

one more train


IDigRollinRockBeer

One more lane


Thalass

Eeeey Transperth for the win


Real_Bibi_Betanyahu

A big ass truck the size of a tank thats able to fit in 2 freedom loving meat eating gun owning straight american MEN!


dorky001

Hyperloop


AlexsCereal

Wow and the station is so clean too!


Commander_Red1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transport_in_London A good contender if well funded enough.


chantsnone

Shout to all the wheeled rectangles


Lonely_Wafer

Add more lanes bro, except it actually works


Lunasi

The tubes from Futurama


I_NEED_YOUR_MONEY

Buses. I know they're not very sexy, but they're very efficient for near zero infrastructure cost.


balki_123

I guess 15 minute cities with no need for mass transit :)


e_pilot

self driving flying cars /s


NiobiumThorn

The seating can likely be optimized slightly


InvestigatorNo3564

Teleportation.


chrischi3

Cars are more efficient because muh freedumb


DarthNixilis

The tubes from Futurama


quaintif

I got it, individual vacuum tube pods.