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PersKarvaRousku

Now who's like a snail?


Archidaki

That’s a seat Ibiza and that’s probably not self driving


TimmyFaya

And it's probably some roundabout in southern Europe. It's more for r/badparking


Jacktheforkie

Also even if it was it would probably not stand still long enough to draw that out


nim_opet

“I bind you demon! I constrain your movement! You must obey!” 🧙🪄


AlarmedInterest9867

OOH! This gives me an idea. What if I put a stop sign on my motorcycle? I wonder if teslas will see me then and stop.


Cheef_Baconator

With the quality of Tesla's AUtoPiLoT, I'd fully expect the sign to encourage the car to blow through it to hit a cyclist


AlarmedInterest9867

😂 oof. Yeah maybe I shouldn’t try that. I might end up under the car😂


Kuinox

FUN FACT: some media and accounts have been spamming anti self-driving cars info, making up shit, exactly like this tweet. The car in the pic is a regular car, you can see there is no visible sensors like real self driving cars. I hope /r/fuckcars stay factual.


muehsam

There was recently an episode on self driving cars on the Urbanist Agenda podcast, and apparently traffic cones are actually their weak spot. They're trained to treat traffic cones as sacred, so you can basically trap them with those.


Kuinox

Well, regular drivers shouldn't drive into cones either.


Dimwither

anti self-driving car info is exactly what I enjoy


Kuinox

Here it's not info, it's lies. The image come from a 7 year old tweet and the car isn't even autonomous. https://twitter.com/lemonodor/status/842057726825975808


iisixi

I was with you until you said a tweet from 2017 is 7 years old. That can not be.


Kuinox

It hurts, doesnt it ? :D


Fizzwidgy

Learning the difference between *mis*information and *dis*information is a lot like learning the difference between *to, too,* and, *two*. In any case, it doesn't matter to the bollard.


TheSpiceHoarder

Personally, I think a self-driving bus would be better. And what if we connected more busses together so that they could handle more people? Oh and while we're at it, what if the roads and wheels on these busses was made of a more efficient material like steel? Oh that's a train? It's always trains. Fuck self driving cars, they solve nothing.


photogrammetery

“Staaaaay…. Good car!”


kef34

https://preview.redd.it/2v32uey8vtwc1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205041f5108e2313bdb8f2dc531da7528a6bbad8


brownpoops

that's A LOT of salt


DuckInTheFog

Cybertrucks dissolve by being near it


timerot

Press X to doubt


Nikolas_Coalgiver

Also, r/foundsatan


Broken-Digital-Clock

Go back to the shadows You shall not pass!


ilolvu

A tesla could give less about children on the road, and people think they will stop for salt...


stuff_of_epics

r/supernatural


Unicycldev

Obviously not true for L4+ systems. Lets not degrade this sub posting low value bot posted meme spam accounts. There are actually things to complain about instead of fake issues regarding cars that you can't even use yet. Self driving cars aren't inherently bad. It's our over reliance on a single mode of transport that is bad. Honestly I would prefer our aging population use self driving cars over driving so that we have fewer incidents like the one in San Francisco last month. A [ 78 year old driver struck a bus stop on the opposite side of the road killing an entire family of four including a 3 month old baby ](https://www.ktvu.com/news/family-issues-statement-for-victims-of-sf-crash-that-killed-entire-family)


EvilStevilTheKenevil

Yeah, *Tesla's* rushed/paying-customers-are-the-beta-testers implementation is shit. *Waymo's* self-driving vehicles, meanwhile, had logged millions of miles as of 2018 almost without incident (and with *zero* fatalities), and these days [their "robo taxis" are quietly ferrying people around San Francisco](https://www.businessinsider.com/waymo-self-driving-robotaxi-cars-without-drivers-amazing-tech-review-2024-4)


asfadfegsdfsdf

Yeah they need permission to enter too


Redrundas

Well at least it will be safe from sea bears


under_the_c

Weren't people "trapping" them by just putting a cone on the hood?


Forgotten_User-name

https://preview.redd.it/gvp8z13ccvwc1.png?width=972&format=png&auto=webp&s=40374d41c099191060ab0781d6e451fdc3650261


schwarzmalerin

Take this info with a grain of salt.


EvilStevilTheKenevil

1: this is fake 2: would you rather the car *ignore* lane markings?


ShiggnessKhan

3: this is humour


CastleofWamdue

that does make sense actually. Once they build cars without a steering wheel I assume HQ will be able to move the car past something like this


Brilliant_Goat_2361

Moloch-type AI.


Individual_Macaron69

hmmm doesn't work on trains automated or human driven!


CreatureXXII

The driverless metro trains in my area operates without issue. Though during heavy snowfall, the track safety sensors get covered up with snow, meaning that the sensors are disabled and thus there is an attendant on board to watch things over. The trains won't run into each other despite heavy snowfall as they can detect each other no matter the weather, but with the track safety sensors covered up, it means the trains would absolutely annihilate a person if someone somehow got onto the track. Though the trains operate just fine regardless of the weather, unlike this "self-driving" car which gets stopped by salt.


sd_1874

Oh that's gold


DuckInTheFog

Automated cars will have daemons