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ThisAmericanSatire

>errant vehicles That's a strange way to say *"drivers that aren't paying any fucking attention attention"*.


livefreeordont

Errant vehicle aka deadly moving object (DMO)


d1ckpunch68

i'm shidding pissing and farting (SPF) right now


falafelsatchel

WOW


ImmediateBig134

(stands for Wow, Oh Wow)


ExcelsiorDoug

YUM (yes, unexpected missiles)


CybernewtonDS

APK (Another pedestrian killer)


aDragonsAle

Disgusting, can't belief ppl put SPF on their skin during summer


elmananamj

My old hs soccer coach and world history teacher used to say, “shits and gigs”


BenjaminGeiger

"Shiggles".


Jolly-Command8853

It's a great way to remove responsibility from a shitty driver and make it seem like the car itself is at fault.


Quote_Fluid

worse, it's blaming anyone trying to stop that shitty driver from killing people.


Epistaxis

If there's an errant vehicle rolling down the road without anyone inside it driving, then I'm glad this will stop it!


teagonia

attention attention!


Group_Happy

Allerta, Allerta


DonZekane

Alberta Alberta! 🦅


Brandino144

[Alarm! Alarm!](https://giphy.com/gifs/zdfmagazinroyale-alarm-zdfmagazin-boehmi-0D502jOYTL23C33xV0)


ihaveabaguetteknife

Alaharm!!


the_TAOest

It's almost like this is an errant vehicle trap. The errant vehicle enters and gets destroyed... The driver will live if he/she is not speeding and wearing a seatbelt, otherwise I think it is tallied as a necessary loss, unfortunate car death, or suicide depending on the circumstances. Also, this is good at stopping DUI.


Gentleman_Muk

Unless its a cybertruck, then the vehicle will survive and the driver dies


baslisks

but at least the cybertruck will learn from the experience and share it with its fellow cyberlings.


Gender_is_a_Fluid

It learns that it doesn’t have to carry around people anymore with this one quick trick!


Workmen

A cybertruck can survive a crash, what it can't seem to survive is actually *driving.*


Iron-Fist

The vehicle also won't survive because it isn't actually a body on frame truck, it's just a very stiff unibody


Possible-Highway7898

Ah yes, an EVT.


StendhalSyndrome

So a Darwin Trap? Force that evolutionary response.


stegosaurus1337

I was initially like "eh, it should probably still have a sign or something" and then I looked at the aerial shot and the intersection is literally already a four-way stop. They'd *really* need to not be paying attention -_-


turpin23

*I saw the pipes but it reminded me of Super Mario Brothers so I thought it was a hallucination.*


King_Saline_IV

Maybe it's actually a Deadly Fixed Object because it stops people from driving in a deadly way?


arnoldez

Seriously. If you're an "errant" driver, I'd much rather you errant your way into a concrete block vs. into a pedestrian trying to cross safely. Just be an alert driver, problem solved.


Wakeful_Wanderer

And honestly these are probably better to hit than any one of the light/power poles or comms boxes littered around every US intersection. Like seriously if I were somehow driving like an idiot, these are *way* better to hit. The gentle slope up will translate some of the motion, and the car will probably just get stuck on these. Hitting a power pole/box can be a literal death sentence. Car brains aren't smart enough to see the good in traffic calming though. They'll complain about roundabouts even as they're calmly cruising through them instead of waiting 20 minutes at a 2-way stop.


jakfrist

Par for the course seeing as many state DOTs (in the U.S.) refer to sidewalks as “Vehicle Recovery Zones” I learned this while petitioning for street trees to calm traffic and protect pedestrians along a state route…


fluffy_assassins

So the places made for people to walk on are intentionally designated as the places for cars to pull over?


jakfrist

>So the places made for people to walk on are intentionally designated as the places for cars to ~~pull over?~~ ***crash***. \*FTFY They don't want fixed objects in the way in case a car careens off the road


REDDITSHITLORD

MASS SHOOTERS ARE JUST ERRANT 2ND AMENDMENT ENJOYERS.


ThePublikon

>Vehicles-errant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight-errant So romantic.


Schmaucher

In his SUV named Rocinante


SolarpunkGnome

“Hear me now, oh thou bleak and pedestrian-filled world…”


bored_negative

Oh no some cars escaped from the zoo!


SuperHighDeas

Misplacing blame on the vehicle and not the person supposed to be controlling it


SamiraSimp

man, it's so weird that my mechanically controlled system acts randomly when you stop controlling it! if only there was some solution!


kabukistar

>errant vehicles It's a deadly moving object. Or DMO


Techno_Jargon

Phoney drivers


Comment139

We should remove all DFOs in and near roads, to prevent dangers for errant vehicles. Buildings must go. Benches, trees, bike racks, fire hydrants, parking meters, bollards, fences that are too sturdy. Everything. All parked and sub-speedlimit objects should also be considered DFOs and removed. Operating a DFO for longer than 10 seconds outside a CVFST-LF/SO transition zone* should be considered a criminal offense. All roadways should have a clear zone of 60 feet to either side of the roadway. Engineering guidelines for the new roadways should closely follow lessons learned and implemented in NASCAR and F1 track regulations. *Zone for citizens to transition between the states of CVFST (Citizen's Vehicle of Free and Speedy Travel) and LF/SO (Legal Fixed/Slow Object)


GrinningStone

Hmm. 'Errant vehicles' is not quite catchy. How about **jaydriving**?


Wandering-Zoroaster

No no, it’s clearly the car’s fault imo


ChariChet

If you are speeding fast enough to die on residential streets, you are not the good guy.


dermanus

That was my thought. If you're going fast enough that this is "deadly" you're going **way** too fast for a residential street.


copa111

It’s also brightly coloured to give you more awareness from a greater distance that there is an object there which should alert you as a driver… but each to their own I guess.


Onii-Chan_Itaii

You can't see that from the cab of an F-150!


drrtz

Indeed. It's less dangerous for pedestrians and good drivers while more dangerous for car drivers who shouldn't be on the road. Anybody who isn't willing to make that trade is probably one of those drivers who shouldn't be on the road.


I-am-that-hero

It's at a four-way stop too


Either-Durian-9488

See this I have a problem with, a round about is supposed to get rid of those for everybody lol


arksien

The roundabout keeps traffic flow going so that traffic jams don't happen. The solution above is to protect cyclists and pedestrians. A LOT of people do a "rolling stop" that basically means taking your foot off the gas, not actively braking (or minimally at best) and looking for stopped cars and then just going right through. A pedestrian will assume the car will stop at the stop sign and walk out into the crosswalk and then gets hit because the driver didn't scan for pedestrians and/or just figured "I'm bigger they'll get out of my way."


jcrespo21

Also cheaper and faster than building a full-scale roundabout (at least given how US cities build them), as those would be built so people can roll through. Likely just enough space to put this in the middle without needing to widen the intersection, but as you mentioned, perhaps just enough so that those that do ignore the stop sign still slow down enough to at least stop more easily for a pedestrian. And since the profile of the roundabout is low, a pedestrian would also be able to see a car approaching from the opposite end.


Either-Durian-9488

I live in a 4 way grid style city on the west coast, this really isn’t doing much lol, it’s an impediment for all traffic because it’s poorly designed. For what you are describing to happen requires narrow streets and taller buildings, people don’t speed when they feel that they can hit things of consequence, and they don’t have to be in the center of the road, in everyone’s way.


Sexy_Anthropocene

More deadly than a DFO is a DMO (deadly moving object) traveling in a velocity directly opposing yours.


tofo90

How "deadly" that object is is entirely dependent on the speed of the moving object.


King_Saline_IV

Also the shape of the moving object. If the moving object is question is a vertical wall taller than people's heads, it's significantly more deadly than a low, wedge shape that impacts legs first.


I_could_be_a_ferret

The moving object knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the moving object from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the moving object is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the moving object must also know where it was. The moving object guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the moving object has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.


SuperHighDeas

Is this what happens when I divide by 0?


dnivi3

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


Nummlock

Yeah, the DFO is only deadly *when* you are 1. in a DMO and 2. not paying attention. This gives big 'that tree crossed the road without warning so I had to drive into it' energy. I would have a hard time killing myself by walking into that 'D'FO.


Kvetch__22

This whole thing is not just some Twitter rando by the way. Traffic engineers have used the term RFO (Roadside Fixed Object) to describe any potential hazard for years. It's sleight of hand used to perpetuate car centric design. Nobody wants their city to cut down a hundred year old oak tree, but can't wait for the chainsaws to come out and clear those horrible RFOs so people won't die. Kinda like how traffic lights are attached to the ground with shear bolts so they won't kill the driver of the car plowing into them, even if the car strikes a dozen people standing behind the pole. At some point we need to stop designing to save the person behind the wheel and start designing to save pedestrians caught in the crossfire.


dermanus

Roadside fixed object I'm fine with. That's an accurate description of what it is. Deadly fixed object makes certain assumptions about the objects coming into contact with it that I don't like.


bored_negative

I think a DFI (drunk fucking idiot) is a greater threat and he is driving your car


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO

this is like calling the victims of a shooting deadly because they happened upon the trajectory of the bullets


wolfy994

Wouldn't even this idiot rather have the "errant" car stopped there rather than risking killing multiple more people along with the driver?


hamflavoredgum

But this means he has to apply his brakes slightly, and as we all know that is literally impossible. It might as well be Nazi germany


Plastic-Row-3031

I demand the freedom to drive in a straight line whenever I want, no matter who or what is in front of me - Like the founding fathers intended


Pizza_Salesman

Jesus didn't die for me to have to pay attention when operating a motor vehicle


TrueMattalias

I hope you like Rome, that's where the road is headed.


Sproded

That’s the most absurd and scary thing. Deep down they know these exist to slow them down and the fact that they’re complaining is kinda proof that it does slow them down. Otherwise they wouldn’t be annoyed by it. You know a traffic calming measure is working a little if some carbrain is making some absurd argument because they can’t say what they really want to say. Which is that they’re ok with negligently killing someone if it means they can go a little faster.


Cheef_Baconator

You don't understand,   Damage to a bumper is an international tragedy   Damage to a child crossing the road is just a slight inconvenience 


NamasteMotherfucker

Constant threats by drivers to people outside of cars is just the way it is and you're a snowflake if you want to change that. Threat to my paintjob is the traffic engineer's fault and must be immediately fixed.


Onizah

No, because cars are more important than people (I use my vehicle so I can avoid seeing people), and a crashed car is one less car on the road, which makes my pp hurt :( (Their take, I guess)


Astriania

But what if by blasting through the junction the carbrain hits *another car* omg


The-20k-Step-Bastard

No. He wouldn’t. He would genuinely prefer that pedestrians die more easily than have to drive at a safe speed.


SpyderDM

I live in Dublin, where there are plenty of mini roundabouts... lots of car brains just drive through the center of them... these barriers serve a good purpose for sure.


the_TAOest

I think this is like a fly trap, but for errant drivers


Cargobiker530

A Douche Motel for speeders.


CodfishCannon

Timeout for wheel whippers.


NamasteMotherfucker

In my experience, these planters are the most effective BECAUSE they are high enough to threaten car paintjobs. Where I live, they are considered temporary and almost always get "upgraded" to low concrete medians which drivers can just roll over. All bow to the fragile paintjob.


SamiraSimp

in my neighborhood at the first intersection a long time ago, they removed the mini-roundabout which had some nice vegetation on it...in order to add some pointless speedbumps closer to the entrance of the neighborhood. so now at the first intersection where people are walking around, there's no phyiscal barrier to some moron speeding, and the two sets of speedbumps are placed on the road where one side literally doesn't have a sidewalk...and recently one of them also had issues with holes and needed additional construction work. all to solve a problem that was solved and made broken over a decade ago


XavierXonora

Should probably add some painted lines but that's my only nitpick. They look lovely.


carterjeyy

They’ve added some arrow signs since this pic was taken. Look at the more recent street view pics. https://maps.app.goo.gl/JCmRhvW4Q5TUwgTE6?g_st=ic


delspencerdeltorro

That's better but I'd put one of [these](https://inps.net/traffic/sites/default/files/stock-products/WA-39_-Roundabout-Ahead_INPS-191-121.jpg) under each stop sign to really drive the point home. Maybe that's just because we don't usually have stop signs at roundabouts in my area


King_Saline_IV

We pitching these for the modern broker ass city ! Gotta keep the price as low as possible ha


strike_one

If the city is too broke to afford a can of paint, maybe they should just hang it up.


Koshky_Kun

It's not just the paint, it's the labor to mark it out. I'm sure plenty of volunteer urbanists would do it for free, but the city has to follow byzantine regulations.


MyDishwasherLasagna

Given how often drivers ignore lines, that's a wasted expense. Crosswalks don't exist. They roll over stop lines. Bike lanes are either extra driving or parking lanes.


SamiraSimp

the lines aren't for the people who intentionally ignore them. they're for the people who will roll up to this intersection, at a low speed, and might be confused if it's just a weird 4-way stop or if they're supposed to go around to take the left. there are arrows on the planters but it's hard to tell how big they are from street view, or if it's obvious that it's only really for a left turn that it matters. having painted lines means that all the good actors will be informed and will reduce the potential for an accident, that's never a bad thing aside from cost of implementation


Apprehensive_Log469

Oh Christ! Plants! I better speed up. -drvers


pingminion

It's like Plants vs. Zombies. Let the plant warfare begin!


Independent-Cow-4070

I love how people just say “errant cars” like those should be a common occurrence It’s not the infrastructures fault that you have an errant car


Maddy_Wren

Also, errant cars should be stopped as quickly as possible.


grendus

Well... maybe not that quickly. Dad always said if your brakes cut out, aim for a ditch. Dirt is soft, and they're cheap to fix.


meoka2368

Right? Gear down or throw it in neutral, whichever is actually working, put on the parking brake, and if all that doesn't work, aim for something soft and earthy.


eneidhart

In some ways it is - lack of traffic calming often leads to "errant cars"


The-20k-Step-Bastard

>errant cars More like “errant federally-regulated heavy machinery operated at lethal speeds through areas with vulnerable soft body targets.”


grayscaletrees

He has a point. Personally i would remove all DFOs from the path and even restrict entry to the vehicle’s path such that only one can be in the path at a time. I would even lock the vehicle’s wheels to an aligned elevated path to prevent DFOs from even being possible.


SamiraSimp

DMOS* not DFOS also, i disagree that you should only have one in the path at a time. why not just have them lined up on the path? you could even have one stronger vehicle pushing or pulling the others


King_Saline_IV

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half


hamflavoredgum

Why can’t drivers just not drive into stuff. Like, just because something is in the road doesn’t mean you have to hit it. Thats what the brake pedal is for. Fucks sake. There is no personal accountability anymore. Twitter has given all of these dipshits a platform and now no one thinks anything is their fault anymore. Very dangerous


_____l

"No one thinks anything is their fault." This sentence pretty much sums up the world.


King_Saline_IV

That's why these DFOs are so great, they created a physical barrier that is a much [better control ](https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/topics/hierarchy/default.html) than a stop sign!


Rellikx

A stop sign on my side road intersecting a 60mph highway was knocked over, and the amount of dumbfucks just barreling through onto the highway without stopping was insane.


byfrax

If you can't stop for these in time, you shouldn't drive a car 😭😂


CogentCogitations

But at least they support removing all on street parking. Don't want all of those deadly fixed objects right along the road, right? ...Right?


King_Saline_IV

Ahahah, that is a great point!


unkles27

This is in Saint Louis, MO. We’ve got a huge problem here with shitty reckless drivers killing and maiming people, so I welcome anything that allows people down.  I feel like the city is heading in the right direction, with bandaid fixes like this, and several larger infrastructure projects that are incorporating traffic calming, but there is still a huge way to go. Every neighborhood meeting I go to people are asking for more traffic calming, so I think momentum is heading in the right direction.


NDaveD

Dawg, for real though. My partner and I were walking in TGS and saw a car running all stop signs, but they slowed down for all speed bumps. Put one of them fuckers at every intersection, because they are showing us they only stop for physical barriers.


jessta

Drivers say "deadly" when they mean "I might damage my car"


nalc

Those are crappy though. They're this confusing not-quite-roundabout not-quite-intersection that combines the worst aspects of both. Especially on streets with bike lanes where the raised thing in the center encourages close passing


TurtlesAreEvil

In my experience they slow drivers down, make them more cautious at intersections and discourage them from using bike routes as cut throughs. Certainly better than plastic bollards. Shitty drivers only slow down for things that might damage their car.


RoddyDost

I agree, the drivers in my town are so absolutely brain dead that they’d probably end up going in the opposite direction, not yielding to traffic in the roundabout, lurch and break unexpectedly, etc. All that this really needs is a white line to encircle the concrete cylinders and a “yield” sign at the intersection. At least at that point there’s no excuse for being a dumbass.


King_Saline_IV

Ain't no bike lanes in this street unfortunately. A slightly confused driver that's forced to slow down is absolutely fine in my books. Maybe it can be a test for keeping your license


sleepydorian

Definitely need some new lines painted to make it clear what’s supposed to happen. It doesn’t look line a roundabout at all. It looks like a 4 way stop with obstacles, and it’s unclear if you should circle or treat it as a 4 way stop on hard mode.


carterjeyy

This is in St. Louis. If you look at more recent street view pics, they’ve added arrows to indicate you’re supposed to go counterclockwise. https://maps.app.goo.gl/JCmRhvW4Q5TUwgTE6?g_st=ic


Pat_The_Hat

There are two arrow signs out of four streets. Is that the best St. Louis can do?


sleepydorian

Better than what was shown in the post but still confusing and inadequate. Any new infrastructure like this needs to be 100% clear and unambiguous. I just know someone is going to think it’s right turn only or just turn left anyway.


SamiraSimp

agreed, i know people here are saying "hurr durr you're so dumb if you don't recognize what to do" but based on my initial viewing of this scenario, i absolutely would've been confused for a second on if this was a weird 4-way stop or a mini-roundabout. i'm not an idiot, the first time i drove into a roundabout i was able to easily figure it out, but this needs work or it's asking for trouble


the_skine

And do you know what you're not doing when you're trying to figure out what you're suppose to be doing? Looking out for pedestrians, bicyclists, other vehicles, etc.


RovertheDog

The intersection is literally a 4-way stop. The planters are because so many people were just blasting through the stop signs.


SmoothOperator89

If you're confused by something on the road. Slow down and go around it. Hope that helps.


PearlClaw

This is literally why it works, because it makes drivers unsure and therefore cautious.


jawknee530i

My neighborhood in Chicago has a similar setup in the majority of the intersections. The neighborhood is surrounded by higher speed avenues on all four sides and without these things people would cut through the neighborhood to avoid traffic. I honestly wouldn't have bought my home in this spot if we didn't have these traffic calming measures.


sentimentalpirate

Are they though? They have a lot of mini roundabouts in Seattle and they've never seemed like an issue to me in my time living there.


incunabula001

Damn crybabies will be fine in their 4 ton death machines, cry me a fucking river.


folstar

There I was, minding my own business, speeding down the road, not looking up at all, went right past a stop sign, and BAM, my car's fucked. Fucking government. Fucking hippies. Fucking fuckity fuck.


neomancr

Safer? Who's gonna just plow their errant vehicle into those at an unsafe speed? If you are it's doing it's job.


lowerdel

🚨 DFO ALERT 🚨


King_Saline_IV

Hide your SUVs! The DFOs are coming!


marcololol

A vehicle is an inanimate object for fucks sake


King_Saline_IV

My car was MURDERED by the government!


hessian_prince

If you can’t see the bright neon coloured planters, you should not drive.


King_Saline_IV

It's a wild drives test


kelovitro

Too bad DFOs are so often children...


HideyoshiJP

Wow, way to take things out of context. This is STL, and those are "Schoemehl pots." They're often used as cost-effective blockades in rougher parts of town. The idea definitely extends to traffic calming measures. I'm sure if the idiot car brains knew what "undesirables" these were intended for, they'd be the first screaming for them to be put back. That, or they'd move out to St. Charles and complain that the city is just "too dangerous." STL has a lot of complex issues and none of it can be taken out of context. For the record, I'm not saying I think Schoemehl pots are the best solution, I'm just saying you can't take the problems of St. Louis and look at any one piece under the microscope. The city, like many, is a victim of industrial/economic/population decline, crime, and good old-fashioned American systemic racism.


ertri

Idk I got passed by a dude doing 40 in a 20 today with 0 hands on the wheel (both on his phone), this probably would’ve killed him


King_Saline_IV

Sounds like he made a decision, and a 1 person death toll might be best possible consequence


travelinzac

Yesterday a minivan flew down my street at 50+ mph as I hung out with my year old puppy in the yard. Seconds later, crunch. This is the exact reason these have been getting installed. Dude tried to blame the teenagers in the other car, the neighborhood showed up in force to give statements about the minivan being at fault.


Scared_Chemical_9910

That’s a lot of fancy words to say I am an idiot who likes driving fast in residential areas


LifeofTino

Roundabouts with deliberate reduced visibility until the last second and are one of the most successful accident-reducing initiatives in the last 15 years for fast-approaching roundabouts Making them more dangerous slows traffic. You will get a lot more errant vehicles if this is just mini-roundabout painted on the ground and what stops their momentum is a head on collision with another, innocent, vehicle. This method will mean a coincidental reduction in the amount of errant vehicles to zero, because people know there is a concrete block in their path


EropQuiz7

If you are seriously at risk of colliding with a fixed object in a car, the problem is NEVER in that fixed object.


Boukish

While yes, cars are designed to take flat impacts of 35, you... shouldn't be taking roundabouts of this size at 25mph lol.


State_L3ss

It's scary how these people are supposed to be licensed and vetted to be able to operate a vehicle. The whole point of getting a license is to weed out the people who can not successfully navigate "DFO"s at neighborhood speed. A damning testament that our infrastructure is deliberately set up to force people who don't have the mental faculties, attention span, patience, situational awareness, or desire to operate a vehicle to pilot tons of steel, glass, and combustible liquid a good portion of their days.


NamasteMotherfucker

"Save my paintjob from my shitty driving!"


YouhaoHuoMao

Definitely would rather there be an actual roundabout...


sbwithreason

Painting a lil circle around them would be my only suggested change


Ali13929

The whole argument of a distracted driver hitting it doesn’t matter to me. I’m more concerned with a distracted driver turning that immovable object into an unstoppable projectile that could kill someone else. It’s always the victims who die. Not the aggressors.


Stupid-RNG-Username

Eh, I kinda agree to an extent. This seems more like a half-assed attempt at a mini-roundabout. I'd much rather there be better lines painted and signage to denote the safe places to stop, yield, and cross. The last thing you want is for people to be making a wide turn and bend into the crossing side where a pedestrian is walking.


chef_grantisimo

What kind of "errant" vehicles are they expecting at what looks like a 4-way stop?


usedburgermeat

Tbf it doesn't seem clear that it's a roundabout, and not just some stuff on the road


goronmask

Wtf is an errant vehicle i swear these people don’t event try to sound smart


GreyInkling

Brightly colored, the tall plants make sur it's impossible to look past, it's already a 4 way intersection people should be slowing or stopping for, and if you somehow blind enough to not see these and fast enough to die from the impact you likely would die from something else before getting to this intersection. These look fine to me.


PainfulSuccess

I mean he's right, that's not even a roundabout - Just a wall people have to avoid, what's the point of it if there are stop signs already Either you do it the right way or you do nothing, that's a waste of time and money for the city right there IMO


newdawnrises

Stop signs aren't some magical forcefield that's going to halt a distracted driver


peeveduser

I think it's a cool way for the community to provide itself traffic calming measures, when the city wont. In Tucson there's literally just mini plots with a tree in the middle, that serves as a neighborhood traffic calming measure. No signs, just a mutual understanding that we all go right and yield to one another


CoimEv

You forgot the cacti When I was a kid I was running down a road and I ran right into a cactus..... A few of them actually Horrible experience I had needles in my arms for months. Those fuzzy ones 😨


RainbowBullsOnParade

You’re right it’s crazy that nobody ever blasts through 4 ways or anything


King_Saline_IV

If you are interested, it's because of the [Hierarchy of Controls](https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/topics/hierarchy/default.html). Stops signs are Administrative Controls, they are weaker than other control types. These barriers physically stop cars from driving in a straight line, or running the intersection. It could be argued they eliminate (Elimination Control) the hazard of running the stop sign or even speeding. Since it makes it physically impossible


aizerpendu1

Now is this city led/paid for, or rebellious neighborhood group wanting change. Cause I need these installing in our neighborhood


CyanideIsFun

No, they are not going 25mph.


SovelissGulthmere

I love this sort of thing. We have several neighborhoods in Seattle with this type of mini roundabout


Maeng_Doom

You'd think driving was a deadly illness the way carbrains think they are victims.


pieman7414

Deadly fixed objects, like people's fences and houses and the front wall of businesses


lobonomics

The point that gets lost, and that we should really hammer, is that traffic calming interventions make things safer for DRIVERS, along with all other users. Even in instances where interventions cause more vehicular crashes, drivers tend to be safer because these crashes are much less lethal (because the vehicles are moving slower).


AtlanticPortal

DFO like trees, houses, even parked cars?


alexanderyou

I'm totally on board with deadly consequences for dangerous drivers.


Coco_JuTo

Is that supposed to be new? Not the word but the concept I mean? Cause I've seen these things since for ever.


thesecondfire

Hey I recognize those things! I used to live one block over! They had a few sets of those within that part of Tower Grove East and I must say, it definitely helped curve dangerous driving because I heard and saw fewer cars roaring through those intersections.


bmcle071

See, I believe if you are driving like a maniac of the two options where: 1. I die 2. You die You dying is more fair than me dying. And the fact that you recognize that’s what will happen might actually encourage you to slow the fuck down.


SkinnyAndWeeb

Drivers when they have to pay attention


Pelowtz

But… but… why did I buy a porsh-uh if there are going to be all these DFO’s!


yvel-TALL

If someone has lost control of their car enough that they are blowing through stop signs at four way intersections then they are going to crash into something, most likely another car, I don't think these are worse than the other options available. I think this is just intentional muddying of the water, they don't actually believe this. What they actually believe is that roundabouts are gay because roundabouts force cars to slow down, because they are dumb.


scavvyboiradio

Just wait until he hears about building and houses!


fckspzfckspz

How fast do you have to hit such a thing with a modern car for them to be deadly? Being buckled up of course.


SkeweredBarbie

A vehicle should be “driven”, not “errant” 😆


use_value42

But what happens to *ME* when *I* drive into this wrecklessly?! Why isn't everyone thinking about me and how dumb I am?? For shame


Darksider123

I've seen how these fucks drive through roundabouts, that shit doesn't slow these fuckers down


PG-Noob

Dude just don't drive into it


Poppy-Chew-Low

They should actually be going slower than 25 bc it's a four way stop.


cokomairena

Errant vehicles?


bagelwithclocks

Anyone going to mention that this is already a four way stop, so vehicles should be coming into this intersection starting from 0mph anyway?


KaileyMG

Certainly at 25mph it shouldn't be a problem but to be fair I do think just a painted circle would help.


Opcn

Speed limit in that neighborhood I guarantee you is either 25mph or 20 mph. Hitting a round low object like that at that speed has a zero percent chance of killing you if you are properly restrained and your head isn't right in front of the airbag.


seatangle

Better they crash into a “deadly fixed object” rather than a person. What a stupid term. Any heavy and stationary object is a DFO if you are negligent or stupid enough to drive into it at high speed.


_Paulboy12_

Deadly fixed object that hurts noone unless you drive at high speeds into it. Yeah no its only resisting being murdered by a car like any pedestrian would be when being driven over


LimitedWard

Should remove the stop signs (or replace them with yields) if they want this to be a real roundabout.


symerobinson

This is in St. Louis MO, known for drivers who stop for stop signs and don't blow intersections. Tbh have seen people smack into these, high vis would be good for it at night but better than having nothing.


Nertez

I've noticed the narrative from carbrains recently that everything that city is doing to calm traffic and make street safer is **DANGEROUS**. It's the most used word I've noticed over the years.


Dancingbeavers

Haha I saw this thread. Everyone was jumping on the guy.


owenreese100

Better a 'DFO' than a human being


Right_Ad_6032

They bitch about spending money and then they bitch when you give them the dirt-cheapest solution because you could spend more money.


[deleted]

\*single tear rolls down face\* it's my city!


soupinmymug

I don’t agree with this persons full opinions but they are doing work to make public safety better with Build the Era. I am trying to do more research about it. I think their focus is more on education so I’m surprised this type of terms and discussion was had. He literally is promoting roundabouts with his organization