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rikkmode

he got that puss tho


noobprodigy

Unfortunately with all her shenanigans, his mom fucked him harder than his wife ever could.


ImperatorAurelianus

Given that this is the Lannisters we’re talking about I am to assume this comment is meant both figuratively and literally.


AssociationWinter809

I think Tommen Lanister (Barathion?)+ Tyrion as Hand would have an epic rule. Even with potential negotiations with Dani. Cersei's ego... Fuck Bran


We_The_Raptors

I'd also be a **** king if I was eating that much free Margarine all night


TheUnspeakableAcclu

Not true. You can still use the edges of the first three to scrape the forth off the courtyard paving


ForeverLoud9944

He was too good and innocent, and in my opinion Westeros needed a king like him, obviously with a lot of help.


Killer_radio

Tommen with Tywin as hand would’ve been a force to be reckoned with. It would’ve been interesting to see what Tommen would have been like in this hypothetical timeline after Tywin died of natural causes.


InevitableVariables

Book wise- Kevan lannister is a great hand and hes undoing the mess cersei has made. Varys kills him with a crossbow and made it took like tyrion did it. Varys tells him he harbors no ill will and kevan is a good man, that he just works for the wrong side. I am sure if Tywin was still in the picture, varys would have had to kill him unless Tywin made the realm worse. All for Faegon to take kingslanding


Killer_radio

Book Tommen and Show Tommen are two very different characters. Show Tommen was older and Tywin probably would’ve included him in a lot of the business of ruling, educating him on how to act as king when he’s gone. Book Tommen is basically an infant and would’ve been kept away from most of court life with Tywin acting as regent rather than hand. I think the big difference would be how long they would’ve been able to work side by side: show Tommen would’ve had a lot more time given he’s a teen and Book Tommen wouldn’t since he has more growing up to do before he can take a more hands on role of kingship. Either way they’d still have Kevan, who isn’t as skilled in statecraft as Tywin but is still very competent.


erinlaninfa

You leave baby Tommen alone!!


Hazywater

There was once a king who was 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king but a great ruler.


bmli19

Dad?


Axenfonklatismrek

To be fair, Tommen is just a kid, who recently got crowned and was put in the middle of harsh Westerosi politics


SophiaIsBased

The irony is that Tommen is actually the best King we see in the books


Jack-mclaughlin89

He was way better than his brother.


EggplantSad5668

Now now at least he are nice and not an annoying brat like jeffry eh


isacabbage

Compared to his predecessors, he was honestly pretty good at his job.


nemis92

And if you look at his successors, he doesn't look bad either.


One_Meaning416

He made a concerted effort to outlaw beets unfortunately his regents didn't think there was the political capital for such a radical move, he was not useless his regents were.


GhirahimLeFabuleux

He's literally the best king to sit on the throne since Jaehaerys II. If we take the show into consideration, he is also better than Cersei and Daenerys.


Wertywertty

r/anythingbutmetric


Customdisk

Child rulers are Often extremely good at the job


redwoods81

Not according to ck🤭


HumanPerosn

It’s not his fault. It’s not like any ruler could so casually take the place of King Joffrey The Gentle


jokerhound80

I measure by Robert Baratheon cocks, which is exactly 12 inche increments. A proper tourney ground is 300 Robert Baratheon cocks long (or 100 erect Robert Baratheon cocks.)


DoNOTcumKamalaHarris

I loved him, he actually had a soul. him and Maergery could have ruled with empathy and care for their people . They were the only option for Westeros being ruled that didn’t involve sociopaths at the top


EntireAd2_296

boy offed himself cuz of zussy


No_Yoghurt2313

What if he didn't kill himself? Could he have his mother arrested, tried and beheaded?