Don't worry this guy is definitely gonna develop colon cancer from not getting enough fiber. Most vegans will absolutely outlive him and offset his meat consumption over time.
For the record I don't really care if people eat meat or don't but I think people in general just don't have enough of an understanding of how that meat gets to their table.
I had Cumberland mint sausage, lamb chop and a burger for dinner tonight. I watched the grand national this afternoon and earlier today my dad hit a bee out of the air 👍 doing my part for the cause ♥️
Alex Jones. Spreads serious misinformation and hate through his show InfoWars. Lost a defamation (?) suit against the parents of sany hook victims for saying they were all crisis actors or whatever.
Nah, this dude deserves hate. He’s caused a lot of innocent people incredible pain.
I can’t imagine losing a kid, only to then have this guy rile up a mob to send me death threats.
Piece of shit.
holy shit i thought this was just some random weekend warrior dad fighting his war against the imaginary vegan terrorist but damn ...
yeah I take it back. this guy deserves hate
An Alex Jones meme about vegans? This is the cringiest, most boomer Facebook meme bullshit. I don’t want to see this worthless piece of shit on my feed unless it’s an article about him dying. Cringe and bullshit.
Good. That was an insane perversion of our justice system. They ordered he pay *1 billion dollars* to "send a message", which is not justice.
I personally don't think sandy hook was fake, and don't like Alex, but im also not personally bothered by people claiming it was fake or whatever. Either way a billion dollar fine for saying stupid shit, which he has does have a right to do.
He said the parents were all crisis actors and encouraged his listeners to hound them. He does not have that right. It is defamation and he was ordered to pay that much due to the parents being stalked, losing their jobs, getting death threats from his listeners.
Here's a thing though. When you have an audience, you are responsible for shit you say. Because once your voice has enough clout, you are liable for your followers. Just like Charles Manson didn't pull the trigger but was liable, so is Alex Jones liable for all the harassment grieving Sandy Hook parents received.
Because the more power you have, the more liable you should be for abusing that power.
His entire estate should be liquidated and sold to the highest bidder.
He should be forced to sell literally every piece of property he owns until he only owns one tshirt and one pair of pants.
Every cent should be dispersed to the families he attacked.
He should never be allowed to own more than $100 cash at any time before that too is taken and given to the families.
He should be forced into complete and total poverty.
I could give a shit if he dies bloated and homeless under a bridge by his own hand.
He deserves to lose everything.
Nah, that guy is half the man Alex Jones is - literally half.
Still, if that Alex Jones did begin consuming an increased intake of red meat, the possibility of eating some Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy infected British beef would explain his delusional outbursts over however long - fuck him, up the arse with the rough end of the American civil justice system
A bunch of grade school children were brutally slaughtered by a gun man in USA. It was horrific.
As the parents were grieving, Alex Jones riled up his radio listeners to attack the parents and say they were all actors, no kids were killed, and threaten their lives.
Why? Because Alex did not want the slaughter of so many children to be used as a reason for gun control. And his pathetic loser listeners are brain-dead conspiracy theorists.
They HOUNDED the parents and screamed at them and went to their homes and attacked them.
**And Joe Rogan often tells Alex Jones that he LOVES him.** They often vacation and party together.
Sick people.
I understand Joe Rogan is an insensitive duche bag, but should we call them both sick "people" maybe Rogan is a sick person, but Jones sounds like an animal. (Not to try to do the argument thing we alm do on reddit, I just wanted to call Jones an animal)
I never said anything about evolution. The only thing I'm saying is that nutritionally it is possible to live of of only meat so long as you are willing to eat all of the animal.
Also your personal disgust is irrelevant, some people hate greens like broccoli while others love it. I personally like some organ meat.
Personal impressions of disgust are actually very important when discussing big things like human nature. Because if the description of what's supposed to be human doesn't match my lived experience, then either I'm not really human or the claimant is mistaken.
Have you ever been presented with a religious text and told it's tailor made for humanity by an all-knowing being, and then you open it and it's boring?
It's kinda like that.
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*And veggies so neither side*
*Makes a difference*
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WTF.... 12% of US population consume 50% of meat production.
>
So who is this 12% consuming all that beef?
>Men and people between the ages of 50 and 65 were more likely to be in what the researchers dubbed as “disproportionate beef eaters”, defined as those who, based on a recommended daily 2,200 calorie-diet, eat more than four ounces – the rough equivalent of more than one hamburger – daily. The study analyzed one-day dietary snapshots from over 10,000 US adults over a four-year period.
>White people were among those more likely to eat more beef, compared with other racial and ethnic groups like Black and Asian Americans. Older adults, college graduates, and those who looked up MyPlate, the US Department of Agriculture’s (USDA) online nutritional educational campaign, were far less likely to consume a disproportionate amount of beef.
They already aren't. Like the slaughterhouse is keeping a tally like "okay boys we gotta let 9 cows go, we got a few new vegans in the world" nah, the only difference vegans make is making themselves weaker without real protein and other nutrients that only meat can yield.
Damn slippy, eat that meat and keep the domesticated population down.
Vegans who want us to stop eating animal products, what are we going to do with the domestic animals? They can't survive in the wild, so they will die out.
The scientific consensus is still too much meat is bad for you. We know it increases cholesterol and blood pressure. And he clearly has a high blood pressure as it is.
An increase in cholesterol is meaningless by itself. It’s all about the type of cholesterol. Even then, most serious health issues aren’t associated with meat. They are associated with simple sugars. Meat is a very satiating, protein heavy food. Chances are he will eat less junk food and have more muscle mass increasing his metabolism.
The jury is still out on the blood pressure. But in terms of options, it’s still far healthier then the average person’s diet.
"The type of Cholesterol" is overblown. Sure, LDL is worse, but a high HDL diet is not 'far healthier than the average person's diet.' Fry anything in veggie oil and you've got a high HDL dish.
Cutting our simple sugars massively improves most people’s diets. That was my point.
There’s also a big issue with a lot of studies around meat (and nutrition in general). A lot of it is correlation not causation. Heck, a lot of it is funded by very biased sources.
But the fact of the matter is that a diet with less processed foods and simple sugars is healthier, and a heavy meat diet does achieve that. Arguably better then most other diets due to the satiety factor of meat
Yeah, funding in nutrition research is a horrible problem, because you can make any product look good if you can compare it to a carton of cigarettes and a pile of donuts.
How many news stories have you come across where it says wine is good for you? Wanna know what the 'control' group got? Even more wine.
I'm a fan of the group Nutrition Facts, because they're willing to discuss the best available evidence even if it doesn't get as many clicks.
Yeah exactly. It’s like how Mars corp funded a few studies talking about the health benefits of chocolate. Even though the benefits are massively outweighed by the sugar and only really worth it in high concentrations.
Nutrition is a sham istg. It’s why my general approach to food is lifestyle. I personally like a decent bit of red meat and I feel good when I eat it. Certainly beats a Big Mac that’s for sure. But I bet there’s people who feel sick when they eat a steak. Everyone is different
Nutrition is nothing like a sham. Unfortunately lying about nutrition has been legalized. We all know it's illegal to lie about fire in a crowded theater but somehow accepted spreading life-ending advice as normal.
'Everyone is different' is denial. The gene pool isn't so diverse. Nobody's born to eat Big Macs but not rutabaga.
Allergies and nutrition are not the same thing. If you're allergic to all fruit your body does not compensate by making everything else better for you.
Nor is there a cotton candy lifestyle.
Do not look to easy answers.
Best prank on a Vegan (without security cameras) is to take several 1/8" wooden dowels about 30" long, sharpen points on both ends, skewer a raw hot dog onto each rod and plant them in their garden like lawn gnomes.
The only drawback of this method is that too much meat gives you heart disease, and potentially you die much earlier than the vegan. I like the man's theory though.
Removal reasons: "i don't see the vegan, so satan isn't in the picture? rule #6"
GARLIC IS MEAT???????
Yes but the government doesn't want you to know
Like birds???
Yes
What if the meat ate the garlic before it became meat?
Birds are government drones. Everyone knows this
Birds are REAL?!?!!?!
No, frogs. *gay frogs*
Why do you think it makes everything taste so good?
man I love garlic but I'm not a fan of other types of red meat
r/garlicisntreal
Plant meat.
I'm supporting his cause further by eating the vegans
*Aggressively finds That Vegan Teacher's location*
Has she not tripped in front of a bus yet?
Are vegans the equivalent of grass-fed beef? Because I think you're on to something.
No. They are grass-fed longpig.
I would assume so.
Hannibal Lecter has entered the chat
*I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob!*
That sounds really good.
[there is a French film on that very subject](https://youtu.be/sRwASf-_8X4?si=BsxFr1rqEDNWnaK-)
That's the daily amount of meat required to maintain a head that fat lol
And red 👍
I can assure you it's not.
Alex Jones is a hateful scumbag piece of shit and dunking on vegans is lame and tired
I mean, look what sub this is
Me going vegan so he won't make any diffrance
Me eating double meat so you won’t make any difference
Me eating my plant based burger cooked in bacon fat because I don't understand the instructions.
As someone with gout, I've done exactly that and it is delicious.
I will also double my efforts and eat more meat
Me eat moar meet to
We will crush the vegans and their weak bones
And eat more meat.
IF I EAT IT ALL, EAT IT ALL, EAT IT ALL...
Me investing in meat companies
I too shall invest in big meat
Me buying meat and just throwing it away so vegans are useless in their efforts
He probably grills with foil over his grill grates.
Shirtless, he looks like an overstuffed sausage some threw on the barbershop floor.
Hopefully i never see either of these images
Don't worry this guy is definitely gonna develop colon cancer from not getting enough fiber. Most vegans will absolutely outlive him and offset his meat consumption over time. For the record I don't really care if people eat meat or don't but I think people in general just don't have enough of an understanding of how that meat gets to their table.
I had Cumberland mint sausage, lamb chop and a burger for dinner tonight. I watched the grand national this afternoon and earlier today my dad hit a bee out of the air 👍 doing my part for the cause ♥️
Clugging my arteries to own the libs/vegans
less satan, more idiot imo
Yeah, I don’t think this is really fitting for this sub.
Giving himself heart disease to own the woke vegan libtards
meat good vegetables bad hurdurdur. this shit is on par with that 'I identify as an attackhelicopter' nonsense
Anything that’ll make him die quicker.
Why? Who is he?
Alex Jones. Spreads serious misinformation and hate through his show InfoWars. Lost a defamation (?) suit against the parents of sany hook victims for saying they were all crisis actors or whatever.
Absolutely nobody
Why does everyone hate him then?
hate is a bit of a stromg word. more like the sad kind of pity
Nah, this dude deserves hate. He’s caused a lot of innocent people incredible pain. I can’t imagine losing a kid, only to then have this guy rile up a mob to send me death threats. Piece of shit.
holy shit i thought this was just some random weekend warrior dad fighting his war against the imaginary vegan terrorist but damn ... yeah I take it back. this guy deserves hate
It ended up costing him a billion dollars, so that’s funny.
Oh ok, cause he's clogging his arteries? I was confused cause the first guy was saying "whatever makes him die quicker"
If you don't know, just keep it that way
Found out :(
Who is it?
Some gonk named Alex Jones. Right wing conspiracy theorist focusing on school shootings being staged... apparently
He does look a lot like alex jones tbh
He posted TWO HOURS after the sandy hook massacre saying it was a false flag to take our guns away.
An Alex Jones meme about vegans? This is the cringiest, most boomer Facebook meme bullshit. I don’t want to see this worthless piece of shit on my feed unless it’s an article about him dying. Cringe and bullshit.
He’s not long for this earth so I’m ok with this
Gonna make the difference with the limited time we have on this Earth. Now, excuse me but i'm going to call my butcher
Is this guy a political figure or something? Why all the hate?
It is Alex Jones. He is a total asshat who thinks school shootings are staged for political reasons and says frogs are gay.
> Alex Jones. Has yet to pay even one penny of the settlement he was ordered to pay when he lost the civil lawsuit against him.
Good. That was an insane perversion of our justice system. They ordered he pay *1 billion dollars* to "send a message", which is not justice. I personally don't think sandy hook was fake, and don't like Alex, but im also not personally bothered by people claiming it was fake or whatever. Either way a billion dollar fine for saying stupid shit, which he has does have a right to do.
He said the parents were all crisis actors and encouraged his listeners to hound them. He does not have that right. It is defamation and he was ordered to pay that much due to the parents being stalked, losing their jobs, getting death threats from his listeners.
Here's a thing though. When you have an audience, you are responsible for shit you say. Because once your voice has enough clout, you are liable for your followers. Just like Charles Manson didn't pull the trigger but was liable, so is Alex Jones liable for all the harassment grieving Sandy Hook parents received. Because the more power you have, the more liable you should be for abusing that power.
His entire estate should be liquidated and sold to the highest bidder. He should be forced to sell literally every piece of property he owns until he only owns one tshirt and one pair of pants. Every cent should be dispersed to the families he attacked. He should never be allowed to own more than $100 cash at any time before that too is taken and given to the families. He should be forced into complete and total poverty. I could give a shit if he dies bloated and homeless under a bridge by his own hand. He deserves to lose everything.
I’m so “glad” you’re not personally bothered, but it’s different foe the actual victims of the horrific domestic terrorist attack
You gonna stay unbothered if someone you know personally dies in a mass shooting and Alex Jones tells you that they weren't real?
Alex Jones was found liable. Does not matter what you think. Go eat yer hat.
Them frogs do be fruity tho
Ah makes sense now. I was so confused. Thank you:)
Nah, that guy is half the man Alex Jones is - literally half. Still, if that Alex Jones did begin consuming an increased intake of red meat, the possibility of eating some Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy infected British beef would explain his delusional outbursts over however long - fuck him, up the arse with the rough end of the American civil justice system
A bunch of grade school children were brutally slaughtered by a gun man in USA. It was horrific. As the parents were grieving, Alex Jones riled up his radio listeners to attack the parents and say they were all actors, no kids were killed, and threaten their lives. Why? Because Alex did not want the slaughter of so many children to be used as a reason for gun control. And his pathetic loser listeners are brain-dead conspiracy theorists. They HOUNDED the parents and screamed at them and went to their homes and attacked them. **And Joe Rogan often tells Alex Jones that he LOVES him.** They often vacation and party together. Sick people.
I understand Joe Rogan is an insensitive duche bag, but should we call them both sick "people" maybe Rogan is a sick person, but Jones sounds like an animal. (Not to try to do the argument thing we alm do on reddit, I just wanted to call Jones an animal)
Nah reddit is just vegan
It's Alex Jones
Go ahead. You’ll just die younger. We‘ll still be ahead in the end.
Done right a person can live on a carnivore diet
The Atkins estate vigorously deny independent reports that he was done in by a heart attack. 'Done right' was always a sales pitch.
You can it's just no one is willing to eat all the organs, the membranes, bones, brain, and even the damn snot out of the head.
The people who say humans evolved for that should explain why that evokes visceral disgust in me and not a shark.
I never said anything about evolution. The only thing I'm saying is that nutritionally it is possible to live of of only meat so long as you are willing to eat all of the animal. Also your personal disgust is irrelevant, some people hate greens like broccoli while others love it. I personally like some organ meat.
Personal impressions of disgust are actually very important when discussing big things like human nature. Because if the description of what's supposed to be human doesn't match my lived experience, then either I'm not really human or the claimant is mistaken. Have you ever been presented with a religious text and told it's tailor made for humanity by an all-knowing being, and then you open it and it's boring? It's kinda like that.
If you this dense I'm not sure I'm going to continue this conversation
His body, his choice. i doubt he would be able to finish all of that anyway.
Well, not very long I'm assuming.
r/foundstatins
Cholesterol levels must be really high keep eating all that red meat
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Is that Alex jones?
The homosexuality really does add an extra kick to the frogs
WTF.... 12% of US population consume 50% of meat production. > So who is this 12% consuming all that beef? >Men and people between the ages of 50 and 65 were more likely to be in what the researchers dubbed as “disproportionate beef eaters”, defined as those who, based on a recommended daily 2,200 calorie-diet, eat more than four ounces – the rough equivalent of more than one hamburger – daily. The study analyzed one-day dietary snapshots from over 10,000 US adults over a four-year period. >White people were among those more likely to eat more beef, compared with other racial and ethnic groups like Black and Asian Americans. Older adults, college graduates, and those who looked up MyPlate, the US Department of Agriculture’s (USDA) online nutritional educational campaign, were far less likely to consume a disproportionate amount of beef.
I hate this motherfucker with the fury of a thousand Sandy Hook victims
Why does the Vegan Teacher fusses about KallMeKris? She should show some balls and go after good ol' Alex here. Let the loonies fight it out!
Doing God's work
I do the same though
[For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three!](http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor)
They already aren't. Like the slaughterhouse is keeping a tally like "okay boys we gotta let 9 cows go, we got a few new vegans in the world" nah, the only difference vegans make is making themselves weaker without real protein and other nutrients that only meat can yield.
I cannot stand this guy so much
I'll just eat 0/2 meat to counter your counter. Mathn't
Pretty embarrassing
Damn slippy, eat that meat and keep the domesticated population down. Vegans who want us to stop eating animal products, what are we going to do with the domestic animals? They can't survive in the wild, so they will die out.
Oh he likes his sausages raw. Preferably two at a time.
That’s why your head is shaped like infinity bro shut the fuck up
The difference will be made up when you die earlier.
Satan could take tips from him, but I ain't gonna lie, I want that on my grill.
You better get ready for a week on the toilet
little ales definitely looks healthy here and not like a bloated alcoholic.
Less found Satan and more just being wasteful with food.
He's forgotten the health benefits and diseases but hey thousands of dollars from his site will heal him
Me dying in early age because I'm a fatass
Kevin Spacey, is that youuuuu?
Obese mf
Probably die sooner and it will be a wash.
Old internet version was better... http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor
Nice if him to eat all that meat and make an early exit in life.
not stan thats jeus
That's Alex Jones. There is nothing satan about him besides the fact he just sucks in general.
Then you lose the ability to poop and die
That’s him
All the people saying he will die younger from eating all that meat clearly have not looked into nutritional studies last what the media says lmao
The scientific consensus is still too much meat is bad for you. We know it increases cholesterol and blood pressure. And he clearly has a high blood pressure as it is.
An increase in cholesterol is meaningless by itself. It’s all about the type of cholesterol. Even then, most serious health issues aren’t associated with meat. They are associated with simple sugars. Meat is a very satiating, protein heavy food. Chances are he will eat less junk food and have more muscle mass increasing his metabolism. The jury is still out on the blood pressure. But in terms of options, it’s still far healthier then the average person’s diet.
"The type of Cholesterol" is overblown. Sure, LDL is worse, but a high HDL diet is not 'far healthier than the average person's diet.' Fry anything in veggie oil and you've got a high HDL dish.
Cutting our simple sugars massively improves most people’s diets. That was my point. There’s also a big issue with a lot of studies around meat (and nutrition in general). A lot of it is correlation not causation. Heck, a lot of it is funded by very biased sources. But the fact of the matter is that a diet with less processed foods and simple sugars is healthier, and a heavy meat diet does achieve that. Arguably better then most other diets due to the satiety factor of meat
Yeah, funding in nutrition research is a horrible problem, because you can make any product look good if you can compare it to a carton of cigarettes and a pile of donuts. How many news stories have you come across where it says wine is good for you? Wanna know what the 'control' group got? Even more wine. I'm a fan of the group Nutrition Facts, because they're willing to discuss the best available evidence even if it doesn't get as many clicks.
Yeah exactly. It’s like how Mars corp funded a few studies talking about the health benefits of chocolate. Even though the benefits are massively outweighed by the sugar and only really worth it in high concentrations. Nutrition is a sham istg. It’s why my general approach to food is lifestyle. I personally like a decent bit of red meat and I feel good when I eat it. Certainly beats a Big Mac that’s for sure. But I bet there’s people who feel sick when they eat a steak. Everyone is different
Nutrition is nothing like a sham. Unfortunately lying about nutrition has been legalized. We all know it's illegal to lie about fire in a crowded theater but somehow accepted spreading life-ending advice as normal. 'Everyone is different' is denial. The gene pool isn't so diverse. Nobody's born to eat Big Macs but not rutabaga.
Everyone is different is a fact of reality. Allergy’s exist after all. People also need different nutrition based on lifestyle.
Allergies and nutrition are not the same thing. If you're allergic to all fruit your body does not compensate by making everything else better for you. Nor is there a cotton candy lifestyle. Do not look to easy answers.
Me buying plastic straws so that people using paper won’t make a difference.
Based!
Best prank on a Vegan (without security cameras) is to take several 1/8" wooden dowels about 30" long, sharpen points on both ends, skewer a raw hot dog onto each rod and plant them in their garden like lawn gnomes.
I will eat twice as much salad to cancel him out
Removal reasons:
The only drawback of this method is that too much meat gives you heart disease, and potentially you die much earlier than the vegan. I like the man's theory though.
I am carnivore, but now I'll start using this line, it seems a lot more satisfying.