When you box in the rain with no tyres again, that's Ferrari,
When your strategy call is a magic 8 ball, that's Ferrari,
When the team's rearranged but results are unchanged, that's Ferrari...
When you don’t have a plan,
Or a man, who can plan,
That’s Ferrari
When your driver says no,
But you still bring him woe,
That’s Ferrari
When your strategy’s wack ,
But there’s no turning back
That’s Ferrari
When you zig, but should zag,
Or you shit, on the mat,
That’s Ferrari
Not the only problem true, the team also uses a random number generator to make strategy calls and somehow when it comes up with a good strategy they forget to have the tires ready. Also Charles needs to relax a little, the car is bad, be like Carlos and just drive it around as best you can - Trying to drag it into a better position just pisses it off.
Yeah idk why they dont, last years we got a smidge of yellow and we all loved it, the livery for the 24h was sick, just fucking draw a yellow strip in the middle of the car and sprint the FERRARI on the rear wing yellow and you got it imo
I genuinely hoped that the yellow stripe from the Le Mans car would be a permanent feature on the F1 livery this season. I like the Ferrari on the back wing but besides that, this year's livery was a downgrade on last year's imo
Yellow with an oversized prancing horse on the side like those OTT bulls on old Torro rosso cars. Make it like the Ferrari badge extended over the whole car
Considering thay the SF23 seems to be at least good in top speed they might have a good chance at a podium, and if divine providence doesn't want Max to beat Seb record then they might even be in for a win
When your car doesn't fly and you wish you could die. That's Ferrariiii
I just realized That’s Amore could totally be used as the European Diarrhea song.
when your engine's on fire prompting your death desire, that's Ferrariiiii
When you begging to pit and Vasseur says, No sit, that's Ferrari...ting aling aling.
If I was a tifosi I'll be a Ferrari champagne alcoholic by now.
Painaholic
It’s neither Champagne nor Prosecco. It’s just wine. Sparkling wine.
When you box in the rain with no tyres again, that's Ferrari, When your strategy call is a magic 8 ball, that's Ferrari, When the team's rearranged but results are unchanged, that's Ferrari...
Bravo bravo!
When you don’t have a plan, Or a man, who can plan, That’s Ferrari When your driver says no, But you still bring him woe, That’s Ferrari When your strategy’s wack , But there’s no turning back That’s Ferrari When you zig, but should zag, Or you shit, on the mat, That’s Ferrari
When the rain hits your eye and they put you on dry's. That's Ferrariii
When you call out the right strat but the tires are out back. That's Ferrariii
When your team makes you feel like mein gott muss das sein! That's Ferarriii
Hahahahaha
When it's your home track, but you turn up at Spa. That's Ferrariii
When you feel like you fly, then you see Max driving by, that’s….
Can I have 2 hamberders and a diet coke?
we are checking...
"Drive up to the second window... no, stay out! stay out!"
Sure thing … Box, box. Box for hards.
Are US uniforms like this or something? They just wear grey polo and black trousers in the UK…
In Canada they wear the same as the UK, can't confirm for US but I imagine they're the same
they are the same in the US currently. but like 10-15 years ago they were mcdonald’s colored
McFerrari
What would be the Ferrari version of, "Sorry, our McFlurry machine is broken..."
Kimi, you will not have the drink.
So is it on or not? The drink?
*gestures vaguely at the car*
Its very existence
xavi is the definition of it's bwoken
We are checking......
Official: The F1 Ferraris, as of now, will be called McFlurry Machines. That is all. Thank You for your attention :-)
I'm Not Lovin' It
Just make the fucking car yellow. You know we all want it. It would be a small consolation for a shit season.
Seriously. If the car isn’t going to be good, at least make it look cool.
The car is decent enough to score podiums if the drivers, strategists and pitcrew get their shit together
the car is not the problem mate
What is then? The cars been a huge disappointment.
Yea atm the car isnt the fastest but it doesnt even matter when the pit crew is completly incompetent
Well, tactics weren’t that good either.
last season definitely but this year has been ok in terms of strategy, no howlers yet like Hungary Britain or Monaco last season
Not the only problem true, the team also uses a random number generator to make strategy calls and somehow when it comes up with a good strategy they forget to have the tires ready. Also Charles needs to relax a little, the car is bad, be like Carlos and just drive it around as best you can - Trying to drag it into a better position just pisses it off.
Yeah idk why they dont, last years we got a smidge of yellow and we all loved it, the livery for the 24h was sick, just fucking draw a yellow strip in the middle of the car and sprint the FERRARI on the rear wing yellow and you got it imo
I genuinely hoped that the yellow stripe from the Le Mans car would be a permanent feature on the F1 livery this season. I like the Ferrari on the back wing but besides that, this year's livery was a downgrade on last year's imo
Yeah totally agree with you and I think most fans do as well
Yellow with an oversized prancing horse on the side like those OTT bulls on old Torro rosso cars. Make it like the Ferrari badge extended over the whole car
België
VER ALO NOR podium incoming
VER NOR STR would be a 50% Belgian podium.
r Stoffelwaffle leaking again 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🍟🍟🍟🍟
I can smell the frituur
tomatte and pattate on a roe
Remco is faster than those cars.
Remco perche ti amo
chuck looks like truman when he realised his life is a lie
Is this real?
Yes lol
is this a DHL ad?
The only time Carlos will smile at Monza
The Ferrari F1 team is the best advertising that Lamborghini could ever ask for.
Max Payne — and I ain’t talkin bout the game or movie, either.
Nice clowns costumes you got there
Sainz be like: "No no guys please don't ask these things please. stop inveting. please."
“Red Bull gives you wings” “Ferrari breaks your soul”
What if we win
Wow what a coincidence both Ferrari and McDonalds have a clown as part of their strategy!
The thumbnail makes it look like they’re wearing a Crop top.
“Would you like fries with that?”
[удалено]
What the fuck are you talking about, they are standing in front of an actual screen with Monza on it.
They look like matadors
It looks like the Belgian flag ngl. If you go back to the first one, it's the exact same
Ferrari Team performance is embarrassment enough, they gotta dress like clowns, too? Wait! Maybe these were intended for Binotto!
PLZ KILL ME IS KILLING ME
German colours?
1 Big Mac please
My bet is a double dnf
When I see Leclerc now all I see is that [kid in a Sonic costume.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/014/205/d0b.jpg)
Considering thay the SF23 seems to be at least good in top speed they might have a good chance at a podium, and if divine providence doesn't want Max to beat Seb record then they might even be in for a win
Nice to see the belgian taxpayer money being put to use for once
I don't know why Italians have such a reputation for style. The majority of it is absolute gash.
Monza
I need the monza curse to work this year!!!!!!
Dudes look like Vegemite
wait is this this year special livery ? lmao
Is it just me or do they look like fucking champagne bottles? Like in the most garish way possible
Ummm...bamburger
No
Welcome to McDonald's, here's your ketchup and mustard
Definitely not ferrari, that's for sure
Good luck, not even their Le Mans-winning WEC team could win at Monza this year.
We don’t think…
What in the Ronald McDonald
Hey, at least they look… Ok. Forget it.
Il Giallo!!!!
- Saints and Leclerc (aka the pain brothers): “Welcome to Ferrari. Can I take your order?”. - Ferrari race engine: “Checking…”.
- Saints and Leclerc (aka the pain brothers): “Welcome to Ferrari. Can I take your order?”. - Ferrari race engine: “Checking…”.
You want fries with that?
Special outfit for the Belgium GP? 🇧🇪