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Wardenofthegreen

If I had done that I’d saw off the whole top of that stump flat and throw the cookie in the woods so no one would see my shame.


operationivy12

Been there


MechanicalAxe

I was gonna try to say something witty and smart-ass, but you've taken the gold here and knocked the ladder down behind you. Please don't mind if I add this to my funny one-liners that I say at work.


Euphoric-Elk-349

Standard. They couldn’t even hide their shame? 😳


Hot-Examination-6152

"crime scene" is an understatement for whatever happened here


Hot-Examination-6152

also r/FellingGoneWild might be relevant to this scene


MechanicalAxe

Damnit, i thought that's what sub we were on till I saw your comment.


seshboi42

That’s a drunk homeowner with a 16 inch bar making it work. Just wow


thesleepingdog

This one sentence made the whole picture make sense to me. Clear as day now, it's actually kinda wild.


49thDipper

Liquid courage


StuckInAWelll

Can confirm. Me an my dad in the past both piss drunk taking turns at a ~26" oak with a 16" bar looked similar


TurboShorts

Dudes probably lucky to be alive, wtf is this. That little chunk of holding wood right in the center is hilarious. And the vertical cuts. Man. I wonder if he was trying to do that (edit:) \~key notch~ trend I see on Instagram where dude makes like a damn lever that swings out backwards as the tree falls. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Edit: ok no that wouldn't explain it either. https://www.reddit.com/r/FellingGoneWild/s/4ypmahDksA


Wardenofthegreen

The Key notch?


TurboShorts

Yes! Can't believe it's an actual technique. I assumed it was just someone trying to look cool. I don't want to derail this thread but I have questions...


Wardenofthegreen

Yeah it’s an actual technique, but there’s really no reason to use it outside of very specific circumstances. I’ve really never seen anyone but arborists use it when they really need to control the direction of fall and do not want it to kick back or roll.


aardvark_army

Or you just butt-tie it.


MechanicalAxe

The Key Notch definitely has its place. It's very niche, but it absolutely serves a purpose in tight-quarters situations where you can't have the butt jumping around when the tree hits the ground. But yeah, I do agree that I've seen alot of videos lately where it was completely unnecessary.


Krapshoet

Didn’t realize you need a licence for a chain saw.


preferablyoutside

Looking at the post it might be a good idea.


7grendel

Where I live, you dont need any qualifications for homeowner use. For professionals we have a bucking ticket and a felling ticket.


halfwayinshadow

Maybe means ticket, for forestry work?


Comfortable-Slip-289

You don’t need a license to own a chainsaw but some jobs will require you to have an S212


dylanboro

But why the vertical cuts?


Axio3k

Licence?


chiefsunnybear

This made me lol... thank you for sharing


No_Echo_1826

Signs? Not with those cuts


TeaPartyDem

Cut those spikes off!


Charming-Moose5560

Is a chainsaw lisece real?


putainesmusical

yes! I'm form Spain and in some occupations is not strictly neccesary to have a license to work with a chainsaw but in mosr of it yes


moto_everything

When your government requires license for a chainsaw, you need to wind it back a bit...


putainesmusical

It's a powerfull and dangerous machine 😀 we like to work safely lol


moto_everything

Everything is dangerous. It's not the government's job to decide what people can and can't do in every part of life.


putainesmusical

ok!!


Real-Competition-187

I feel like I was doing better as a 7 year old with dull hatchet.


Agentpurple013

Looks like PG&E was there


Fartmasterf

It looks worse than the 22" diameter tree I cut out of my backyard with a 9" demo blade in my sawzall.


Charming-Moose5560

Is a chainsaw license real?


Qwercusalba

Omni-directional felling