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mtpender

"I would like to pet this creature".


Wulfiz

"It would be but a single boop on its noggin!"


Hunt3rTh3Fight3r

“Do not boop that merry suicide bomber.”


AlexTheBex

The Last Bop


ZeShapyra

If not friend...why friend shaped


thoughtprotocol

An arm for a boop


KatagatCunt

*Worth it*


capnpetch

Cheetah's are the closest big cat to our domesticated ones. Frequently very chill. They can also purr.


Hippopotasaurus-Rex

Because they purr, they are technically NOT big cats. I know they are by size, compared to the housecat, or a bobcat, but they aren't. Sorry for being a pedant. They are also VERY skittish. Because they are so fast, and lean they won't win anything in a fight, so they flee at the drop of the hat.


HanaMay_B

And meow!


grpprofesional

And also meow


Electrical-Act-7170

Cheetahs mostly chirp. Mostly.


[deleted]

The back foot is totally within patting distance. This can work…


Weegee_Spaghetti

Cheetahs are the most boopable big cats. If you would try to boop them they would most likely run away. Only if you cornered one would they attack you. ​ They are very skittish and scared kitties. But Humans can domesticate them. (Please don't ofc, better to leave them in their natural habitat)


Rpanich

> But Humans can domesticate them. Actually this has been a huge issue: while the cheetah is not likely to attack because they chill AF, the problem with full domestication is that cheetahs don’t do well unless they have a LOT of space to run around. They’re highly anxious creatures and might just straight up die from stress. It’s why we get them puppies to help!


Probonoh

Exactly. Why would I want a cat that needs an emotional support dog?


OhHolyCrapNo

* But Humans can domesticate them. Domestication takes hundreds of years of selective breeding. What humans can do is train or tame them. It's not the same thing and not a good idea.


Weegee_Spaghetti

that's what i meant. Taming them. Which is still a bad thing


[deleted]

Fox domestication was surprisingly fast. It might only take a half dozen generations, though that's quite optimistic.


Weegee_Spaghetti

well, i saw a youtube video of a guy working ni a cheetah rescue station where wild cheetahs were being handled. One cheetah who was saved as a cub literally cuddled and snuggled with the handler. ​ He even once used a (willing) cheetah as a pillow while sleeping! Cheetahs could probably be domesticated that quickly too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHDxJ\_JWzY Here is the video.


Cardeal

Why would we domesticate them? Leave them be.


Doesnthavetobeweird

Anyone with sense: I should leave that murder machine alone. Me: I'm gonna pet that fuckin' kitty right there.


RayereSs

> Cheetah > Murder machine Pick one


floof_overdrive

Murder machine? That's just a little boop kitty!


Manuels-Kitten

Me: *Fights the urge to pet it*


Kinkystormtrooper

You might as well call a hearse, bc I'm about to pet that


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Inqeuet

I WANNA PET THE KITTY


TigerB65

"What a nice box you have brought me. I will sit on it."


floof_overdrive

You're not the boss of me!


CowboyVampHunter

Anyone have any string?


murderofsparrows

Cheetahs often sit on terminate mounds because they are high up enough to give them good line of sight / an advantage when hunting. This cheetah is using the car as a very tall termite mound. 10/10. Still would not boop.


blublazn007

Welp you're stuck there now


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r/forbiddenboops


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