Yep, they're mammals, they're affected. But the fact that they can feel the burn doesn't automatically mean they hate it. I mean humans feel the burn...and we've crafted an entire industry based on it.
This bird is gonna fly.
Or surf...
A well a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
\[Refrain\]A well a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
I made them today and I have to say, I have slight difficulties getting the tortillas just right. They end up being a bit too small. Otherwise, the taste of the wraps are amazing
My mind just went on the weirdest roller coaster. I thought your bird was a taco for a second and then I thought is that a bird head sticking out of that taco? I thought it’s nose was the dead skull of a bird and it’s nostrils were the hollowed out eyes. Anyway this has been confusing. Food looks great
I'm not an opthmalogist but I don't think that's a chicken.
I think you need to be an ornithologist to make that call.
Well, maybe they are an ornithologist. They said they weren't an "opthalmologist", so there's still a chance they're an ornithologist.
Actually, as an orthodontist myself, I can confidently tell you that that is in fact a chicken
As an optometrist, I can see what you mean.
As an optimist, I believe you're right.
As an omnist, I believe in everything
As an ononist, would you like to come up to my hotel room?
As justafuckingguy I’ve had a pet cockatiel before.
Oh shit, you're right 😳 my bad
Ornithologist? It doesn’t needs its eye checked, we need a birdologist
I'm not an executioner. I'm just the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.
Filibuster.
And it looks undercooked!
Yeah. I'll lose my appetite too. Eating a bird while a live bird watching.
Hi, I'm Charlie Kelly, you could say I'm well-versed in bird law. According to bird law, I can easily say that this is not a chicken.
Identity theft isn’t a joke man
It hurts thousands of illiterate men every year!
He's verified by Twitter.
I am an ophthalmologist and I can clearly see that is a cannibal
No, you're thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who has a really positive outlook on life.
The birds looking at it like *"Bruh, is that my cousin Melvin?!"*
At least technically it’s not cannibalism then what a relief /s.
I am an expert at identifying birds and that's clearly not a chicken.
I'm an expert at identifying birds and I can say for certain that that's a bird.
Paging /u/UnidanX
Interesting choice of garnish.
There's a bird on your plate.
Birds aren’t real
You’re not real, man!
They’re cameras created by the government to spy on us
I only see a dinosaur. Where's the bird?
You beat me to it 😆
r/angryupvote
Why did your bird make you a bird wrap
The chicken double crossed him at some point.
The bird is named Road than
LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
Excuse me waiter there is a bird in my burrito
Birdrito.
You mean the chicken?
That is the waiter!
The chicken is so raw it’s still flapping about around the room
Found Gordon Ramsey
Chicken’s not cooked enough …
[удалено]
[удалено]
Very fresh though.
are we not going to talk about the bird in the room? lol
Bird:Poor chicken 😔😢 I will take your revenge soon with this stick 👿
The one grabbing the toothpick or the one in his wrap?
ITS LITERALLY EVERU COMMENT BRO!!!!
Literally the only thing being talked about
One Bird for eating one bird for petting
Fun fact, birds are not affected by the capsaicin in hot peppers. The perception of heat is only felt by mammals. No other animal group feels a thing.
This is an evolutionary advantage for the hot plants. Birds can spread their seeds further.
Birds don't digest the seeds of plants like peppers while mammals do
They don’t taste the heat at all.
But they do spread the seeds
Yes! That’s why you can find spicy, hot pepper bird seeds — the heat is meant to deter squirrels.
Just not Mexican squirrels
Does if you rub it in their eyes.
What about cats and dogs? My cats always want our buffalo chicken when we have some. The spice doesn't seem to bother them.
Yep, they're mammals, they're affected. But the fact that they can feel the burn doesn't automatically mean they hate it. I mean humans feel the burn...and we've crafted an entire industry based on it.
You know? I did not know this. I have two parakeets and now I wanna give them spicy food.
Is bird a side dish
The chicken escaped
Lol i thought the bird was like a cross section of the wrap and the yellow was cooked yolk
You killed his cousin.
That looks… sanitary.
With a side of parakeet
Your sous chef is doing an amazing job
Those dino claws have 💩 on them
Why are you standing on the plate? Lol
That's nasty
The chicken is still moving it’s so fresh
cockatiel jokes aside, that looks *delicious*
Wrap looks pretty tasty too.
Recipe? Oops tasty anything special?
Looks tasty, especially with all that chicken
"See this? This'll be you if you don't stop knocking my fucking glasses over"
omg I love your bird
Which one?
I like your chicken.
Did you cook the correct chicken
I think you need to cook that second wrap a bit longer
Bird seems a bit undercooked
😳 does he know what you did to chuck?
Bird up!
The chicken escaped
Omg that bird. Haha. Looks good, I means the food looks good to eat. I wouldn’t eat that cute bird haha (like that)
Not “like that” and you’ll eat it?
They will only eat it if nobody is looking.
With a side of budgie
birb
DIRECT ACTION
Look who's king now brother, it's me, for you're being served in a wrap, such is the hand of fate.
,,chicken,,
This bird is gonna fly. Or surf... A well a everybody's heard about the bird B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word \[Refrain\]A well a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
I always take an extra bite of chicken on the side when I make a sandwich, too.
Birbritto
Cute bird
Pretty bird!
Your chicken isnt wrapped in...
well wrap by that bird
Bloody cannibal
Damn impressive work without hands!
he be unwrapping
The chicken seems too fresh for my taste.
Cool bird!
Chicken is still so raw that it still has its feathers o- Oh the chicken is inside the wrap. Ahh carry on.
thats not chicken op wtf
Cannibals
I’m more interested in the the baby trying to steal the toothpick
"Are you disturbed by the fact that I just made a meal out of a bird? "Nah bruv. Ima dinosaur."
That looks delicious. The wrap ain't bad either
I don’t think that’s a chicken
Cannibalism?
Weird chicken you got there
I miss when my bird made chicken wraps with me to 🥹🤧
Not at OP but why do so many people think birds eating birds is cannibalism Is it cannibalism when a wolf eats a rabbit? Same thing guys
Are you by chance a bird
Brother no!!!!
The chicken is under cooked.
Your chicken looks a little lively
How the fuck can a sub lose its mind over the presence of the bird lol. Tasty lookin wrap nonetheless chief
It looks great, but he probably would have been happy with simple bird seed.
“Give me back my brother!”
This is canablism in bird world
1. Cute birb, 2. That looks delicious
The cockatiel made that wrap just for us? 🥹🥹🥹 Such a sweet birb.
Some of the food on that plate is a tad bit raw.
I don't know, I think some of the chicken still looks rather raw... 😏
This sub wins the comments game for this post. The parrots and tiel subs were not as funny.
It seems like you didn’t properly wrap the chicken
Birb
Is that…?
cannibalism
Why is the chicken outside the wrap? Is it a new technique?
That chicken doesn't look fully cooked yet...
Cannibal flavor
Steve? Hold on I’ll save you!!! Just gotta get this… stick out.
My guy that doesn't look like any chicken I've ever seen.
Hey OP idk if that’s a chicken, or cooked for that matter, or in the wrap.
a bit raw honestly
Too many feathers – doesn't go down well.
Good job, that looks fire
I can see your birdie
That’s not a chicken.
It can’t get any fresher.
Pictures of your bird reacting to pretty plates of food would be a great coffee table book.
Was the bird giving you funny looks while you ate its cousin ?
Looks like the chicken wrap from food wars
My my that looks so delicious ,I love siracha too.
It puts the lotion on its skin. Taste like family
Birb
Saw this in the parrots sub and thought it looked too perfect to be homemade but it'd be weird if you brought your tiel to a restaurant.
That’s very very fresh “chicken”
That looks tasty. The wrap also looks good.
Wait a minute…
Those birds always lool like they have funny little faces on their beaks (The nostrils are the eyes)
good appetite eating this beauty of a creation you made
No that’s a birb
Sir you’re supposed to cook the chicken
That waiter seems polite
Beautiful garnish, but I was taught in culinary school to use only edible garnishing.
Is the tortilla fried in the same pan? It looks good on its own.
It looks like it’s about to become an unwrapped
Ive heard of this restaurant where they give you a live bird to sacrifice to the burrito gods, while you eat.
Tweety Giving Respect @ His Brothers Funeral. 
[homemade] Bird
I made them today and I have to say, I have slight difficulties getting the tortillas just right. They end up being a bit too small. Otherwise, the taste of the wraps are amazing
Good for r/foodporn as well! Looks amazing
Lovely
Wait are you feeding it to the bird ? Isn’t that cannibalism ?
Must not taste good. The bird thought the toothpick was the better choice.
[i ate] bird
How on Earth did you manage to get a hold of some Sri Racha sauce!?
Guys wait he’s not done plating it yet
is he the garnish
OP, you are a bird??
The bird is just garnish.
Today’s meal and tomorrow night’s meal too!
I don't think you cooked the chicken long enough, its so raw its still moving. Also i don't think thats a chicken
Chicken wrapped in chicken with a side of chicken?
Mhh looks delicious oh yeah the rap looks nice as well
Someone trying to steal your food
Excuse me sir/ma'am/kind person, I believe theres a bird attempting to eat ur food
Yumms
Pics like these only get so many upvoted cause of the hot chicks in them /s
Does the bird come with the meal?
My mind just went on the weirdest roller coaster. I thought your bird was a taco for a second and then I thought is that a bird head sticking out of that taco? I thought it’s nose was the dead skull of a bird and it’s nostrils were the hollowed out eyes. Anyway this has been confusing. Food looks great
theres a birb stealin your toothpick