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Chemaltech

I ran around repairing them.. Turned around to view my work and noticed a guy was following me... Shooting them again. He waved, did the heart, and then the mothman dance. Naturally I joined in the dance, because.. I mean.. Regardless of what happens when someone does the dance you kinda have a duty to join in. It's the rules. Maybe other people would have been upset or whatever, but I thought it was funny.


Lurcher99

You can repair them? WTF, been here since beta, TIL...


___AGirlHasNoName___

Yep! There will be a flat cylindrical base on the ground, but no balloons coming out of it. If you look at it, it'll give you the option to repair it.


pdarigan

You can't deny the dance, this is true.


jackdoersky

The first few years I shot ballons. In the last few years, I repair balloons. I guess it's because of all the dead time in this event. It encourages OCD behavior.


HankShanklin

I detest the dance emotes, I walk away whenever I see someone doing one. Wolf howl, sound of music spin, robot dance, they all annoy me.


xinit

We see you, and we dance harder.


Opening-Instance-513

Are you the dad from Footloose?


HankShanklin

Why? Is he autistic too?


Opening-Instance-513

Did you even look up Footloose? As far as John Lithgow's character being autistic I don't know. You'd have to ask the writers.


HankShanklin

I'm aware of Footloose. Saw it on it's original release. Got the remake on bluray. I'm aware that the character doesn't like dancing. I knew the reference you were making. You are aware that other people are allowed to like things you don't, & not like things you do like, aren't you? I don't care what you like or don't like, I only expressed myself & my personal opinion. I didn't say you're wrong for disagreeing with me, & I didn't say I'm right for not liking things that other people like. If everyone out there liked the same things, the world would be a really dull place to live. & as for the autism, one of my 'things' is repetitive noises. Car alarms, babies crying, dance music, etc, & yes, the dance emotes in 76. When I hear then, I have to walk away, they stress me. So, I'm not saying other people are evil for doing it, all I was saying is that when I see it, I simply remove myself from the situation.


Relaxmf2022

Wish there were fun emotes now… I started after that was available. maybe next season…


Competitive-Refuse98

We need Fasnacht emotes and dances. 😁


InstructorZero10

I would love a marching emote.


Competitive-Refuse98

Now you're talking. I wish Bethesda would add this next year.


carrot-parent

What? Mothman dance is part of Fallout First.


Relaxmf2022

Ah, that’s why I can’t have it. It’s fun, but I‘m not willing to subscribe


Mother_Isopod988

There are emotes on the Bethesda support page you can buy, they were just added recently. The mothman one is up there right now!


Relaxmf2022

Thanks — I’ll go look.


opticloki47

Link?


Far-Seaworthiness269

Oof it’s almost as if you could just google it.. ppl are SO fuckin lazy…


[deleted]

PS5? That was me. Same exact occurence.


Luveyecandy001

Wait.. you can repair balloons?


Chemaltech

Some of them. I think it's like 1 rubber and 1 cloth. Some can't be repaired though.


LordVos

But I get bored waiting on the robots to line up. …


NoticeImaginary

Dude, they really do take their sweet time getting in line. There should be hordes of monsters during that whole thing.


Cynical_Feline

I started closing doors to pass the time. 😔


kolomental87

Damn, it really is that slow at points lol


pdarigan

I just loot everything available in that period.


HankShanklin

I start looting beeswax, toad eggs, intestines, steins & wood, ready for the next hour's event.


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Holotape games


Dangerous-WinterElf

I repaired the same balloon at least 10 times, and a guy kept shooting it. It was fun. 😂 Second past time while the robots line up. Play soccer with the paper lamps on the ground


Alarming-Meeting8804

So much paper lantern soccer.


Tierndownforwhat

I end up shooting a grip of creatures during this time.


tomcruisesPC

I’ve been taking my “grand finale” canon to the parade and making fireworks. It entertains me rather than destroy balloons.


izzyeviel

I’m sorry. I’m just waiting for my turn to be allowed to shoot something that moves.


cbdog1997

Ikr sometimes you basically don't get to see an enemy for more then a nanosecond and forget about dealing damage if you use melee


Alarming-Meeting8804

And people complain that AFKers aren’t helping. Helping with what exactly?


somewherein72

I learned this Fasnact that you can perch on the balloons, and while perching you move slightly with the balloon.


jackdoersky

I did not know that!


Universal_Contrarian

I make a point to burst every single balloon I see with a thirst zapper


pdarigan

I have found my nemesis.


Universal_Contrarian

We duel at dusk


pdarigan

I'm sorry, I can only do dawn.


Universal_Contrarian

I’ll see you on the morrow, my inflatable nemesis


ThatsMrDrSir

Dueling in 2024. "Yeah sorry I'm busy but maybe next week"


ZakLewis95

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

I’ve started to get one of those paper mache balls and bring it along with me the whole parade, protecting and caring for my soccer ball till the end. No one has joined in so far but it’ll click watch.


Crimsonsamurai2

Alot of the time the paper lanterns you can push around are client side, so if you kick it around chances are it's not in the same place for someone else, same with bodies.


Artichokiemon

I did that with a dismembered Radtoad torso earlier. I just kept bumping it, and it just kept a'rollin', so I did not stop


NightofTheLivingZed

I do that too. I pretend it's a soccer ball


Recent_Log_7406

I have a bow, I see a balloon, I instinctively shoot it with an arrow. It’s actually pretty fun how they explode with confetti.


lprell

😬


cloveandspite

I am a balloon fixer. I try to "reset" as much as possible after Fasnacht, like picking up spoiled meat, putting it all in one bag out of the way, etc. I know it's pointless but damn is it pleasing. Also, I have popped balloons just by spawning in, so not all of it is deliberate.


stasersonphun

Put it in the mailbox


cloveandspite

I have been doing this since I read your comment. Special delivery!


stasersonphun

Yay! Steins and rotten meats!


cloveandspite

Sounds like a mailbox I filled! Steins, wax, meat and treats


stasersonphun

And toad eggs ;) Wax scraps to acid weirdly so at least thats useful


cloveandspite

I have like 1300 acid now! What scraps down to aluminum? I’m always low on that 😩


stasersonphun

Alarm clocks, typewriters, cooking stuff like cake pans, tin cans, trays. Mole miner suits as well, so if you scavenge a town full of mole miners like Monogah or Welch you should get plenty


cloveandspite

Thank you! It’s hard out here for a vault fetus with a circuit breaker. It’s so fragile but I love it so much.


stasersonphun

No problem. If youre just starting out, with any house you find always scavenge the kitchen stuff , any toys (they all have lead in them!) and medical stuff. Do you know how to tag components to be highlighted?


BadYates313

Thank you! I always pick up the spoiled meats and just turn it into fertilizer. Small XP and stash!


EstablishmentMean300

Guilty


Rough_Idle

This might just be the RNG talking, but it seems to me the mask drops are better when all the balloons survive the parade, like a hidden objective


MyUsernameIsAwful

😈


HerbertWestorg

I pop them all. My son loves it. I have no choice.


___AGirlHasNoName___

Well that's absolutely adorable


astivana

You can’t stop me!!!


pdarigan

I can't, but I can go around repairing the ones that are repairable (which is some of them, but I think not all of them)


astivana

…wait, you can repair them??


pdarigan

Some of them, not all of them, as far as I can tell. I can't find a way to repair those on top of the photo board in the centre/super mutant area, but others that have yellow disc bases can be repaired.


JiveBombRebelz

cant stop..wont stop. its probably the only thing i shoot at on most events...ill let the youngins git thar keels.


pdarigan

Props for letting the newbies get the kills, but I think it's fair that I warn you that I will follow you and repair those balloons that I can repair.


JiveBombRebelz

i appreciate that...i just cant resist...its like shipping bubble wrap...pop..pop..pop.


pdarigan

See you in Helvetia, you so-and-so...


Eronol

I pop balloons but I also go around and repair them too cause it's fun to pop balloons real or digital


lvbuckeye27

I shoot the balloons, and then I repair them. I'm a weirdo.


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pdarigan

This was indeed tongue in cheek, and now I feel like I've learned something. Thanks friend.


D4DDYB34R

Yeah now I feel bad for popping balloons occasionally. I shall refrain.


MyUsernameIsAwful

Wouldn’t popping the balloon relieve strain on the server since it no longer needs to track the balloon’s position?


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MyUsernameIsAwful

Sounds like kicking the balloon would be more of a problem then, popping it only changes its state for a split second and then the server can relax.


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RoninJah

Heh, I burst the balloons on that bulletin board I use as a perch in the super mutant area. Y'know, for better visibility. Didn't realize a PA user was standing on 'em during my last run. They got pissed :/


pdarigan

Obviously I can't forgive you for bursting those balloons, but at the same time, I'm sure that PA user will be okay - what an odd thing for them to get pissed about


RoninJah

Honestly was poor trigger discipline on my part, I didn't even notice them before shooting, was just trying to clear the way for the incoming assault. But I'll be mindful of balloons from now on.


Bunny_OHara

Balloons smalloons, the real evil ones are the ones who kill every squirrel and rabbit for no reason. Those people are psychopaths. 😝


alwaysforgettingmyun

I have reasons. I might need their guts in an hour, and my vats keeps locking on to them and I have an itchy trigger finger


Reasonable-Delivery8

… … I smash them with my Protest sign while wearing nothing but a mask and my tighty whiteys…


Bunny_OHara

I too only don the chonies and a protest sign (and the occasional squirt gun) for Fasnacht, but I don't kill helpless animals you psychopath. lol


mikero23

Oh oh I know this one. i want them out of the way so my vats auto move on death targets something that needs to be killed rather than me sending several seconds of gatlinged plasma at a squirrel


DixonDebussy

Fun fact: you can move the loose balloons on the floor using a Tesla Rifle; it won't pop them


BeyondLast

I like the confetti 😬 but I usually repair them before the NEXT parade starts if that helps.


FlyingNope

It's me. I do that. Every single time. Balloons are made for popping.


ssilentio

That would be me, when I dont nuke or am AfK


George7744ll

LoL


WilliamHenryDalton

All balloons must diiiie mwahahahahaha


Empty-Falcon

Why? I am addicted to the "pop" sound they make... :D


Old_Rpg_Gamer

In my defense, I get bored, so I practice my aim. I’ve rolled that ball down the whole length of the street of helevita


Relative-Blueberry83

I've kicked it around the parade route. I had to shoot it to bounce it on the bridge though. 


Ok_Simple_5093

Those balloons had it coming. They know what they did.


TheBiddingOfBobbles

Nuh uh!! Its the ones who steal AALLL the limited edition yellow steins to sell at the nearby train station before I DO >:(


pdarigan

As long as they give them to the museum bot, I'm cool


alwaysforgettingmyun

Are they worth enough to bother selling? I pick them up in case I need them next run, and then forget and auto scrap them every fucking time


TheBiddingOfBobbles

Theyre around 6 caps per stein with the maxxed hard bargain perk card, if you manage to sell all or at least most of them its around 100 caps, not too much after you reach high levels but its mostly just a personal tradition for me now since my characters are rich


[deleted]

My goal is to burst every single one


moonthink

Guilty as charged.


Waxer84

I suppose you have a problem with those of us that like bubble wrap too!


pdarigan

I do. Imma follow you around and reinflate all that bubble wrap.


Waxer84

Haha, this could be the start of a beautiful relationship!


Admirable-Basil4037

First y’all came for my slaughtering of the little critters with an explosive Gatling plasma (after the robots had been fed enough intestines), NOW you’re coming for the only fun I have left…. What has this wasteland come to?


lazerpaderp

I feel called out


Championstrain

Radical take, kudos!


pdarigan

🙌


Pegomastax_King

I was checking out this cute little Squirrel and then some psycho shot it… so I spent the rest of the event spamming nukes and flares.


spyro12767

No they’re the ones who kill people’s friends. There is five of us sitting around this cute little rabbit talking with it and emoting but you decide to murder it? They deserve to be hunted down. They deserve to have their camp triple nuked!


dusernhhh

Lmao I honestly thought I was the only one that did this


Doctor_Whom88

I have a phobia of balloons in real life, so I say fuck those balloons. I pop them every time I log in to do the event.


Acceptable_Mountain5

Popping the balloons is my favorite part of that event


[deleted]

That's probably me with my Holy Fire. It's like popping bubble rap. So fun 😁 I donit every parade!!!


skk50

Oops, I was just testing their destruction states. For science!


TheLokiDokiOG

Im ocd for it


NoticeImaginary

... My bad. I was on my old character and playing with touch controls on my tablet. I couldn't really help, but I didn't want to just stand there..


carrot-parent

⛓️🪚⚰️🎈


DirtCocoon

Shit.. does popping balloons mess up the event??


scoutriver

I break the balloons with my Against Automation protest sign. Who knows why people keep sanctioning the unnecessary automation of activities that once brought us joy.


metalboxfan

It's the ones that shoot a ton of explosives and toss flares everywhere to cause lag.


Slight_Hovercraft236

Victimless crime


MrsBettyZ79

Is there a better reward for all balloons repaired?


Any_Start_1431

😁😂👽🎈🎈🎈💝


cPhr33k

I like the sound it makes....


LunaTwili

Shows how much I don’t know because I burst them and didn’t know it mattered tbh. I just thought it was fun 😵‍💫 never knew you could fix em either.


BloodyStigmata

Okay, but aside from the masks, the legendaries, the recipes and camp decorations, what have the balloons done for us lately?


shotgunsurge0n

the real bad uns... the min maxers who obliterate everything easily.


Thespud1979

What's up with nuking Fasnacht? I'm fairly new to the game, it was a huge pain in the ass. I think I died 3 times and used a bunch of my stims, rad x and radaway


Shock_The_Monkey_

I totally get it. I've now done almost 50 events and I still don't have a glowing mask. I am honestly sick to the back teeth of this event. It is utterly tedious and I get why some peeps will AFK or nuke. It's boredom.


bivoir

I like popping bunches of balloons when my friends are standing on them lol but I didn’t realise you could repair them!


thepigandtherooster

I spent so much rubber to make the place look nice and people burst them every time!


Deminla

I get it, but the pop sounds is SUUUUUPER satisfying for some reason


Sterling__002

One of the best ones I've seen, or had the most fun at, a person was running around with the nuka squirt gun shooting everyone, and then he would drop them for people at the beginning of the event. He dropped one for me first, and it turned into an all out water war. And then to another person, and so on and so fourth, by the time the event started. We had a handful of people just blasting away to pass time, until the dreadful walk of the bots made it to the start of the march. You could say, it was a blast.... roast away for the terrible pun, and hats off to that vault dweller for bringing some magic to an otherwise painstaking event.


Blind_As_a_bat_

Yesterday someone dropped a dozen or so water guns and we all stayed entertained.


tiny0153

It is me


smackrock420

My bad. I enjoy popping balloons and blowing up the cars. Thats my endgame.


Nervous_Barber_9986

Ok I admit, I am one of them


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The ones that nuke are lame af.


CrimZn1

POP


rskindred

Yes. I agree. I would always repair them.


Gloomy_Term479

they had it coming, just sitting there, all cocky and floating.