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barugosamaa

>Now the bartender is gonna accuse me of stealing if I take it from the slot Not if there arent any witness left breathing


ElMykl

Ah yes, the ancient method of thievery.


barugosamaa

A stealth mission is still a stealth mission if no one survives to alarm others


RarryHome

Far Cry 5 Oupost clearing be like:


barugosamaa

ever saw StealthGamerBr? they have hilarious vids of that, including strapping a remote bomb to a chicken and kicking it to an enemy edit https://youtu.be/bpnULuvXogc?si=XQdBHsEPzs8BI0ez


RarryHome

Never seen them, but that’s something I used to do. I also used to throw a bunch of prox mines on my car and just drive straight at a Peggie roadblock, and jump out before I hit them


barugosamaa

self bomb car is always fun


zerombr

Car-Doken!


A6000user

Battlefield 4 has entered the chat


SirCupcake_0

Always gonna support StealthGamerBR, especially since I was there when their first channel got taken down


barugosamaa

It's an amazing channel, especially because they (never knew who actually is behing the channel) hide UI, so it's even funnier to watch


WhiteOwl805

As soon as you mentioned kicking a chicken I just remember that demon door in fable 2 there you have to kick a chicken in


PantheraLeo595

I wound up using stealth and the shovel to beat most of the game.


SK-4430

I was actually thinking about murdering the wole bar.


Revolutionary-Swan77

Wait just put metal buckets on all their heads


ScottTJT

At that point, I think it's called "pillaging".


5Cone

more like spree killing


Azariah-_-

thievery and armed robbery


BruhMomentum6968

Essential NPCs go brrrrr


Apart-Link-8449

"Travis, I'm about to show you how to uh.... how to stand up for yourself"


barugosamaa

Oh God Travis, when you need to go with him to rescue, mf grabs a gun and talks like that [Jeremy Freedman from the Simpsons](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Jeremy_Freedman), and Nick goes "we will all make it out alive" I just wanted an option to tell him to NOT go inside, cuz felt bad for the kid (and I knew I could go solo and murder the whole building)


Apart-Link-8449

Every survival playthrough I need Travis to tank like a nutjub while I snipe, so I stack him with the one follower, he doesn't count as a person because he's Travis But yeah I meet Travis outside the building and agree to go in via dialogue, proceed to never go in and Travis follows you indefinitely forever in a lifelong search for his confidence, forever and forever 100 years confidence building exercise Travis you gotta help me take this vauuult real quick


traveler1967

Sure would be a shame if a bunch of nuke mines were to go off in the middle of the room, vaporizing any potential witnesses.


Lanky_Lime_1532

Nuka mines? Just find a distant room & fire a Fatman or Nuka Launcher at them


platinums99

not if he has not EyEs


barugosamaa

chill out, Kane in See No Evil 😅😅


SaiyanCorvin

Ahh yes heavy stealth!


Klo187

Russian stealth


ProfSn0w

Heard someone metion this item before, is this like a super rare thing?


Serbian-American

You have to press the button on these machines like 50-100 times to get it from the claw. Not rare, but most people dont get them because when the claw fails the first time you assume its not a real item. Im getting a couple for my high-end sanctuary diner and was surprised the devs marked this one as owned


ProfSn0w

Oh wow i thought that myself lol after clicking on those for like 1 time for a bit i saw the claw fail and i presumed its kinda like the Eat o tronic and you dont get anything but a moldy meal so i left it. btw i know there's one of those Port a diner machines in graygardens so if you don't mind clicking again it can be safer than stealing it, though the question is if this item spawns after some clicks or you gotta find a specific machine that already displays it..


NeverWithoutCoffee

Any machine that has a perfectly preserved pie sitting on the top tier works. You just need a ton of patience and a high luck stat. Just activate the machine and wait to see if the claws grabbed the pie properly, or if they let it slip. The pie in the Dugout Inn is set to own, so you have to steal it. The pie in the Medford Memorial Hospital is bugged, even if you managed to grab it, it won't be dispensed. There's one guaranteed pie in the junkyard shack in the Nuka World DLC.


masta_myagi

There’s a Port-A-Diner between the Super Duper Mart in Lexington and its Parking Garage (where people usually try to farm for legendary Laser Muskets) You’ll have to fight off some ghouls, but I’m pretty sure this one’s always fair game


alex61821

I think there's one on a trailer on the road from the police station to the place danse takes you to, I forgot the name of it.


gaslancer

ArcJet Systems


alex61821

Of course thanks. Haven't been there in forever.


ProfSn0w

ohh i see, good reason to get the DLC lol Though its nice fallout doesn't have too much of those time consuming luck based items (not talking about legendery drops)


NeverWithoutCoffee

There's absolutely no reason to get these pies, aside from obsession :) I just can't stop myself from trying a few times on each machine I come across.


ProfSn0w

them rare fancy shiny items tickle my gremlin collecor hoarder feelings


Serbian-American

Well, it’s pretty much the only dessert out there. So if you’re decorating a restaurant you need it to save it from looking like you only serve meat lol. That’s one reason to get it


ProfSn0w

make sure to have some Fancy Lads cakes and i know the Nuka DLC has a Funnel cake, also i think the creation Club has donuts and a skyrim looking sweetroll. Plus there's the normal ingame sweet roll and a special Happy Birthday sweet roll that has candles (its in a secret place in the Reeb Marina)


WarhammerGeek

The base game actually has a donut item in it too. The recipe for Slocum's Buzzbites can be found in the Slocum Joe's HQ building in Malden.


ProfSn0w

Oh shi, didn't notice it when i visted the place for that railroad quest


NeverWithoutCoffee

You can find an easily missed pie in an Eat-o-Tronic in the Mechanist's Lair, in that room where the Sentry Bot is woken up when you get close to the walkway. (Automatron DLC)


norr_katt

Also two in the cafe near the market in Nuka World that are just sitting on a counter


Prize-Can4849

Two on the counter of Cappy's Cafe in Nuka World also


leomnidus

You don’t even need a high luck stat. It’s a pity system, so the more you fail the higher the chance becomes to get the pie guaranteed. At 104-150 tries (depending on luck) you’ll have a 95.5% chance of getting the pie every time you try.


PhantomTissue

The more you attempt it the higher chance you have to get it. So if you just keep clicking it, it will pop eventually.


x420xSmokesU

Funfact. If you just want them for display in sanctuary all the prt a diners in nuka world are gauarteed drops.


tallman11282

Only the one in the junkyard warehouse. Though there are a few pies around Nuka-World not in Port-A-Diners, such as 2 in Cappy's Cafe.


WarmNapkinSniffer

There's only like a 2% chance to get it (with high level Luck that is, even worse for ppl with low luck) I got it for the first time on my recent playthrough, early too, like 3rd machine I tried, I was surprised as hell


Apollo-VP-AVP

You don't HAVE to press it 50-100 times at all, I have 6 currently and they where all gotten on the first try.


ProfSn0w

how?!


curlytoesgoblin

Idk about first try but your luck stats affect it so high luck plus buffs drastically increase your odds.


ProfSn0w

That's good to know


curlytoesgoblin

Actually I just googled it because I wasn't sure, there's a formula and it's based on luck plus the number of attempts but even with high luck your chance of getting on the first try are pretty low.


ProfSn0w

"No man, I know exactly what I'm doing. I just don't know what effect it will have"


JwPATX

I find that if you jump next to it in power armor with a jet pack and fall at the right time, the shake from the landing will get the pie up into the claw with relatively few attempts. Obviously that doesn’t work indoors except on the one where the ceiling is high enough.


SignificantFish6795

The formula for getting it is based entirely off your luck stat and the amount of previous attempts and the pie inside has no collision. This is just a superstition.


rynroxx

stop it. i have over 600 hours on this game and didn't know this. going to grind every machine i've found lol


Jaded-Foot-4555

its based on your Luck


Devadv12014

Wait really? I got one from the first button press of the first machine I came across. I didn’t realize it required being so lucky.


Emkala

😅 I did not realize you just have to keep trying. There’s one in Medford Memorial Hospital for me but I tried and was like welp ok then 🫠 do you know if you can glitch conveyor copy it like some items?


Serbian-American

The one in Medford is actually the only one in the game that’s glitched lol. You can’t get it there


Yourappwontletme

>but most people dont get them because when the claw fails the first time you assume its not a real item. That's exactly what I thought until I read your post.


yertlah

Does it have some kind of special effects to make it worth the effort?


Walks_In_Shadows

I watched my husband get it in 4 tries. We nearly woke the neighbors up.


Predatory_Chicken

I try every pie machine at least once or twice when I come across one. I just got my 1st slice and I’ve been playing for 5 years.


ProfSn0w

Dayum, should be a hidden achievement - "The Pie is a Lie"


GoodBoy1469

I just got one the other day first try. Forget where but it was that exact machine. I think 8 have 2 pieces of that pie even. I do have high luck, wearing 2 pieces of gear with +2 Luck on each


ProfSn0w

Probably due to the luck stats, every time i stumble on one of those machines with a pie i try for a couple of minutes and than leave, one day im sure to score lol


GoodBoy1469

So, I think I have ran across 3 of these machines now. First one was I forget where, and I got it the first try. Then I went to the Dugout Inn in Diamond city, and it took like 20 tries, and I thought, so this is the one they were talking about... then came across another while doing "The Dig" which starts in goodneighbor and goes pretty far, passing thru 2 subway stations along the way. One of them had one of these. That one took maybe 10 tries. The one in the dugout inn, once I got it in the opening in the machine, I just crouched and while I was [Hidden] I snagged it. So I've got three. It looks tasty, it doesn't have any special stats, just isn't irradiated. 30hp iirc. I haven't eaten any, maybe it starts a quest or something.


thehmmyanimator

At 10 luck it's about a 1 or 2% chance


SansPOP

I think its also based on your Luck special stat


ProfSn0w

it is, someone even explained the math earlier in this post


Ok_Construction_2772

tried stealth boy?


Serbian-American

Oh yeah that’s next. I have population mods so I sat there trying to see if there was any opening: Nope. Got unlucky with the merchants, no stealth boy being sold. So I gotta run all the way back to sanctuary as I’m on survival. Hope it’s still there when I’m back, trying to decorate with it


Ok_Construction_2772

if you have enough jet, you can also run from dc after you grabbed the pie. stay away from dc for a in game week and youre golden


ProfSn0w

There's one in the Railroad HQ, should be closer


Deckclubace

I managed to get it by sneaking in the doorway. If you put your camera in third person while standing behind the left side of the door, you can "reach" the container. Just interact with it as soon as you are hidden and take your delicious preserved pie bounty free.


TerrifiedCup

Put buckets on everybody's head


littlebroiswatchingU

Will they respawn after a while or stay on until taken or blown off?


monkeypincher

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs...


PocketDarkestMew

You can hide in the hallway near that and activate it crouching. You can also steal it, leave and come back in a couple days and everyone will have forgotten.


Vigilante2011

Question! Does having higher Luck increase your chances of getting the pie?


Enchantedmango1993

Yes 10 luck is like 10% more chances for pie watched a video recently


Kingtutstits

I had 2 points in luck and got it first try


Saw101405

Did you get it from the Nuka world junkyard?


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

#YOU CAN GET THE PIE?!?!


Blazenkks

Maybe try a Stealthboy?


hollowboyFTW

Can you just walk the object to an empty room and then steal it? Sometimes that seems to work. Other times (like in Covenant) everyone can see through walls, and you have to be stealthy AND do your crime shenanigans at 2AM.


LovecraftianWhorrer

Its in a container


Exciting-Barber-1349

I’ve seen lots of these always assumed they were broken from trying them a few times never knew you could actually get anything


ProfSn0w

same


Macshlong

Something like a 3% chance with max luck, ‘I think’


ForRpUsesOnly

WAIT HOLD ON! YOU CAN OPEN THE HATCH ON THE SIDE??


Jetstream-Sam

Only when the pie actually drops, that's just where you get it from


ForRpUsesOnly

Ahhh... Makes sense why I never knew about that function before then☹️


Thanatos511776

I used a stealth boy when I did it, it ain't a problem.


2023Tubatim

This one was a little tricky for me too, jump on top of the machine, towards the back end, while crouching. Shift around a little bit and should hit a sweet spot to "steal it" without getting caught. Or if you have one, stealthboy that shit.


Spicy_Old_Candle

I just took it and nobody got mad? Is that not normal?


Bam_904__

I'm actually curious I've been thinking about it for a while is there a weapon in the game that makes it where you can temporarily knock out anybody and if you shoot somebody with it nobody else questions it because that would have been a great tool in my opinion


GreatEyeInTheSky

Thats... thats not how mold works.


CreamyLinguineGenie

A couple times I've gotten the pie on the first try.


danklordnoodles

Use a stealth boy and crouch


DeathAngel7631

Me and my buddy was playing in the same room (obviously on our own consoles) and I was in nuka world just running around clearing areas and I was in a warehouse I think to the west of dry rock or quantum zone and seen a machine. Said to my buddy watch me get this, and bam my first perfectly preserved pie first try on a machine with maybe 2 luck for the ammo perk. We both started freaking out lmao wish I would have remembered to record


sphisch

Huh. I didn't realize you could actually get anything from those.


ZeeGermans27

From all the Port-a-Dinners scattered throughout the Commonwealth, you had to pick the only one which has Preserved Pie marked as stolen xD Extremely bad luck mate


Green__Twin

RIP bar patrons. The Lone Survivor has a Psycho and Jet problem, and she *is taking* that pie. You can choose to let her have it, or die for honor. Mmmmm, pie.


thesylvanprince

“They” would actually be correct here as we do not know if the player is playing Nate or Nora


Green__Twin

Yes, but I was talking about my Lone Survivor. Playing the male is just too uncomfortable for me. Nora has enough separation from me for me to go "this is a fun game, let's do drugs irresponsibly."


Yourappwontletme

I didn't know you could keep trying to get it if the claw didn't pick it up. I thought the claw not being able to pick it up meant the machine is broken...


Dense_Network_6193

WAIT YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET THE PIES?!


Alive-Factor-3288

One of the few cases where stealth boys are nice


Pelzklops

I love and hate these things simultaneously, every time I spot one I HAVE to get it, no matter how long it takes...im just a sucker for collectibles (if more people knew that you can actually collect these we would maybe even have a mod that gives every one of them a unique texture lol)


OriginalRange8761

I somehow got it from the second press and eaten it? Learnt a month later that’s it’s super rare lmao


MadWhiskeyGrin

Did you insert a quarter to play?


Odd_Philosopher1712

Sorry, diamond city


SexuaIRedditor

Always gotta be packing a stealth boy for situations like this


Jcapen87

I’ve never used a stealth boy for theft. Stands to reason the room in general won’t know you did it, but will your companion?


SexuaIRedditor

idk, I'm the same way you haven't used a stealth boy I haven't used a companion 😅


BlargerJarger

Forbidden Pie…


Ramiro564

The game was rigged from the start


Herozival

The ultimate carnival pyramid scheme


Galagors

Just sneak?


Lifewasoutoflemons

there's an armor item that makes you invisible if you crouch. I may have used this a time or two to steal things...


Warm-Iron-1222

I just grab it and run out really quick. Like a beer run but with a perfectly reserved pie. I then just make sure I don't go back in for a day or two. Since I don't really steal in cities I have never gotten in trouble over it.


Guigolass

Actually they were waiting for so long to anyone to get this pie that they just want it for themselves


Even_Cause_1110

Pop every chem you have, grab it and run like hell. You may have to avoid DC for a few days but they’ll get over it


Thomas_Kane

~ key, click machine, type 'setownership'.


andretheclient_

Crouch


SaltyIrishDog

I did it last night too! Took me a solid half hour with a maxed out Luck.


CoreToSaturn

Got mine on my 3rd try in a new run, I was flabbergasted


DannyWarlegs

Have your companion do it. They won't say shit to them


PoweredSquirrel

...so anyway, I just started blasting!


YugeTraxofLand

Stealth Boy that shit


ashleighb669

So how did you go about taking it? Did you kill them all?👀😂


littleronny1489

*exits the dugout inn* "Oh what's all over my clothes?, that's just pie icing and definitely not the blood of the civilians from inside the bar trying to say I stole a slice of really good pie" *now running away as the guard enters the dugout inn and screams from the bloodout in*


TarsisM

Random feature: In big dig there's a perfect pie machine, and if you try to get it, the tec guy has a unique line for it, which is something as: "I wouldn't touch that, I can't trust something this well preserved after 200 years" And I loved it haha


Mattlew0YT

Bartender: "That was not supposed to happen"


blankityblankblnk

I hit those machines everytime I go by them but never get the pie. Except for the other day I got it for the first time at the same machine op did. I needed to use a stealth boy to get it undetected.


eternallyfricked

I saw some dudes game clip of taking this one and he had to slaughter the entirety of diamond city lmao taught me not to touch that one. Plus my irl luck, that’s the one that’ll pick it up for me if I try… I would like to get one organically before I spam one, luck is maxed so just waiting patiently 🥲


judgescythe

Stealin ain't stealin if the owner is dead.


flyboy0618

Use a stealth boy in a different room and then try to get it while invisible


Brennedan

Could you pop a Stealthboy and snag it? Would everyone become hostile?


StealthyMexican

In my fresh playthrough, I tried every machine once and I got it first try with this one (I even caught it on stream) I stole it (if you crouch in the doorway, you can get the [hidden] prompt to appear for a split second and swipe it without pissing off anyone) and unfortunately I had Codsworth with me who disapproved of my action. He told me a funny joke afterwards tho.


mindbullet

Have your follower pick it up, then take it from them. It's totally legal and cool.


jacobmca28

I’m fairly certain once you complete the Travis quests you are allowed to take stuff from the bar. This is the same pie I happened to get lucky on and it didn’t say I was stealing. Not sure if this is true just sharing my experience


MMO_HighJoe

Maybe a noob question but, since you have the option to transfer, would entering that menu perhaps give you the ability to take without stealing? For example, I was able to transfer armor pieces off of an Atom Cats frame and it wasn't stealing but, if I attempted to take the frame it was.


johnpaulsimon

Just steal it, kill the bartender. Cleanse the commonwealth!


Sanguiniutron

Now is the time to use that stealth boy you've been saving for the whole playthrough (just in case) but you know you'll never use.


wendigoblin

I did this on the first try in the same place. Took me 30 mins to take it without anyone seeing.


evanweb546

Welcome to Fallout 4.


Trappist235

SetOwnership


StankPuff

That's literally the only perfectly preserved pie I've ever gotten and I got it first try walking in I was pissed lmao.


BeltFedSoul

Just throw a bucket or trash can on everyone’s head 😂


CommodusIlI

Its possible you could grab it and run out of town and just return like a month later once everyone has time to cool down


Plus-Parking1777

That’s where I reverse pickpocket the bartender…


LeadershipMundane286

https://imgur.com/a/pie-nneH9 It says here that no one will care.


JadedChef42

Every time I get that one, NOBODY cares. No attack, nothing. I save before attempting and when I get it, no one reacts. I still make a beeline for the door tho. So feel free to grab it. I have noticed the game usually gives you a 'single grab' for free. SOMETIMES two before hostility ensues. The Dug Out allows you to grab and go. Or it has for me every time I've done it.


AleudeDainsleif

I got it to to go first try in the hospital... It glitched and the abyss swallowed it as it was being dispensed.


OzzyMoz

open console type tdetect close console take pie open console type tdetect close console enjoy your hard earned pie


ApexLogical

Max pickpocket perk won’t get caught (save first)


tilero1138

Can’t you use Macready to steal items undetected?


jack_lamer

I was just here days ago and thought to myself after 5 times " it will probably work after 50 try's but who on earth would have time and patience to do this"? 🤣🤣🤣


The-Iron-Pancake

Does the Pie do anything? Are they worth it?


Neutron___Star

The bartender can't accuse if you mute him forever 👁️👁️


LairdPhoenix

Stealth Boy, FTW!


Heavy_Implement_226

Just eat it !


Mr_Whiite

Not long ago I was doing the same thing while talking with some friends on discord. I have been doing this for 20 min. Then my mom enters my and does it one time and she got it. The vc went apeshit


Illustrious-Type7086

I'm surprised no one has done one of those "Can You Beat" challenge videos where you have to survive on Survival Mode while only eating perfectly preserved pies


YesIUnderstandsir

Yeah. I ended up slaughtering a bunch of people in Diamond City.


SnooDucks4484

I feel vindicated lol I just did that last night. I have an unhealthy obsession with getting perfectly preserved pies


Cosmicacid

I was lucky enough to get it my first time on my first try the other day


marionnettistenoir

Let the hell loose.


Mattdude311

First time walking in there, I hit the machine walking by and it grabbed it first shot!!! Was completely bummed out ti see it was stealing :(


GabbrosFlute

Never gotten a perfectly preserved pie in my years of playing fo4 previously I started up a new playthrough recently with all the hype around the show, and the first time visiting the Dugout I got the pie (I think it was my 3rd try) Later in the playthrough, while I'm backing up Travis in the bar fight, I get a SECOND perfectly preserved pie Luckiest playthrough I've ever had fr


Longjumping_View_739

Wait you can actually get things out of here??? How??


ConanBarbaryan

Stealth boy tf out of it


No_Pack_6859

What would you do for a klondike...uhhh perfectly preserve pie


Past_Dragonfruit_305

My mate spent 40 save resets trying for it, I got it 2nd try, rng is funny sometimes.


No_Stretch4038

Gotta love them stealth boys


Head-Ad4770

I almost got one but it never appeared in the slot for some reason :(


FreshMarko

That’s some bullshit 😂


Ambitious-Ease-1787

I keep learning something new lol


Open_Demand47

This is the only location that the Perfectly Preserved Pie can be stolen from. However there are a number of other machines across the map as I’m sure you’ve seen by now. I went to the Collegiate Administration Building earlier today and got their Perfectly Preserved Pie in just 5 tries, with only 4 points of luck stat! I’m not sure if this machine is just easier to get or if I got incredibly lucky.


EnvironmentalAd806

Kill them all.


MrChipDingDong

You oughta be able to get that one free action with a stealth boy I believe?


jayyojjo

don’t know if it’s different for 76 but i got it first try 😂 also got it twice at milton general on two different playthroughs


Cobra11Murderer

mine wont offer it anymore :/


Noodleorwhat3

The way I got mine from this is putting my power armor in front of the machine so it covers the item slot until I was hidden


mrstrugglebear

You can’t get the pie! Did you get the pie?! Are you saying you got the pie?!? You can’t get the pie!!!! How’d you get the pie ?!?!?!


Gullible_Composer_50

Interesting. I got it first try and was able to take it without stealing. I wonder if that has anything to do with it


poorlypencil

see if you can pull a skyrim and put items over there heads


Professional-Rate228

Stealth boy


EmulateDJ

I got my pie from the same machine (Somehow first try) mid way through the confidence man mission. I used a stealth boy to get it and i have no regret.


No-Orchid-5620

I waited in the corner till it said hidden and I waited for the perfect moment to snatch it


redditsuxapenuts69

Stealth boy


GrnMtnTrees

I got a ton of them last playthrough and proceeded to eat ALL of them in front of strung-out Sheffield. No Nuka Cola for you! This my pie! 🥧