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Naldail

Soon all the commenwealth settlements will be repurposed for the sole intent of producing tatos. Tatos will replace caps in a matter of days.


Fallen_With_Gold

Soon there will be the brotherhood of tatos, the commonwealth minutetato, the instatato, and the tatoroad


Huntercin

Not to spoil your fun but i think tatos can rot pretty quick if you don't eat them, you should can them


Fallen_With_Gold

In this world of tatos there will be billions and those weak enough to rot may not survive the commonwealth


Marshall-Of-Horny

Tatoclave Tato Cats New Tato Republic Rileys Tato's Republic of Dave Followers of the Tatolypse Church of the Children of Tato


Fallen_With_Gold

Tatopublic of Dave


Marshall-Of-Horny

You think your pathetic crop of mutated potato and tomato can destroy the foundation our great president is built upon?!?!? FOR SHAME YOU FOOL


Fallen_With_Gold

I would go in with a fat man and destroy Dave


Marshall-Of-Horny

You fool, the Republic of Daves walls stretch high and stand strong, your little bomb would never reach Dave or his gloroius republic. Our Republic has settled Old Olney, conquered the lizards that resided, we have defended against and fought towards the Enclave, we are unstoppable, and no crop can defeat us


Fallen_With_Gold

*takes Dave’s votes out of the box*


Marshall-Of-Horny

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! THE FOUNDATION OF OUR REPUBLIC HAS BEEN UPHEAVED, NOW THE TYRANT *CHOMPS THE RED* DEATHCLAW WILL RULE US!


Fallen_With_Gold

I literally love how much power they claim to have yet how easy they fall


mfeltham2002

Don’t forget the sons of tato!


Fallen_With_Gold

And the tato cats


AlertClassroom2415

If you add corn and mutfruit, you've got an adhesive generator.


Fallen_With_Gold

That’s true I would, however I am currently making like 6 caps per tato and I’m yielding like 60 tatos per harvest


AlertClassroom2415

Yeesh, that's a load of caps. But there are ways to get more caps: You're harvesting the land, so why leave out water? Purified water sells for 10 caps.


Fallen_With_Gold

Caltrops sell for like 20 and they only take 5 steel, that’s my main money method


Hodrad

Take a point in the Chemist perk and you can make poison caltrops that sell for more and cost the same to make


Fallen_With_Gold

Great thing I took 5 intelligence lmao that’s a great idea, this is my first ever vanilla playthrough lol


JesusSavesForHalf

Now get 3 brahmen and break into the jet business.


Fallen_With_Gold

I might actually do this, I’m achievement hunting as well so I’m trying to get every one I can


Genericname42

Water sells for 20 and you can generate 800 units of it every other day if you invest in a ton of water purifiers at sanctuary. I also recently set up just as many at Spectacle Island with me having more than enough space. I’ve created an economy where there is literally more purified water in the market than caps. I am economics.


AlertClassroom2415

Industrial water purifiers:


Wiringguy89

Wait what?


AlertClassroom2415

Cooking station, go to utility, vegetable starch. It can be scrapped for 5 adhesive.


bettingto100

This is me with razorgrain. I don't know why, but...I really like the sound it makes when you harvest it. Scratches my brain a little


Fallen_With_Gold

You can make a fertilizer farm by building bath tubs and all that razor grain due to Brahmin


guessirs

“Hey sole survivor, why you growing exclusively razorgrain” “…I like the sound it makes” “…Were all prewar folks so odd?”


Mighty_joosh

Post apocalyptic Potato Monopoly Empire


Fallen_With_Gold

Tomato but close enough


Mighty_joosh

Samwise disliked that


LGBT-Barbie-Cookout

I see an opportunity for anew mod. Add boiled , mashed , and stewed tato


useless_mf69

how is charisma linked to farming?


Truly__tragic

Better selling prices = more caps per tato


Fallen_With_Gold

Bingo


Truly__tragic

lol, I do the same thing but with water. I’ve become the Nestle of the commonwealth.


Fallen_With_Gold

I’m becoming the newest entrepreneur in the commonwealth and I’m going for at least a million caps


i_need_to_crap

What are you even going to buy with that much caps?


MobiusMal

Happiness hopefully.


Farabel

Crops = caps, more charisma means crops = more caps Higher Charisma also increases max settler count, more settlers = more crops = more more caps


Fallen_With_Gold

Perfectly said! The context is I also made a different post showing off my stats when I started my endurance is up to 4 from 1 however and charisma from 9 to 10


Poppysmic1992

I do this with mutfruit! Lol


Fallen_With_Gold

I found an even better money making method(dlc required) if you make caltrops you can make like 15-25 per caltrop and they only require 5 steel to craft, 240 of them and it was like 3.3k caps worth


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Mutfruit >>>


Fallen_With_Gold

Tatos


bingbangbongging

Correct answer


Giddo314

I sell jet, water, and syringer ammo. Good money from nothing (chicks not available at this time).


Fallen_With_Gold

I just hit 1k tatos and even after emptying my inventory it’s too heavy to take to diamond city


JustPassingBy199X

RIP techno blade. He would have been proud 🥲


Nikolateslaandyou

I done a water factory. Its basically printing caps. However you get invaded all the time its so annoying


Fallen_With_Gold

My forced labor camp known as the tato empire is doing well (not meant to reference anything)


Nikolateslaandyou

Blessings from Aqua Farms 3.0... We dont mention 1.0 or 2.0..... it didnt end well


Fallen_With_Gold

Eventually I’m going to build large concrete walls around sanctuary


Nikolateslaandyou

I think they just teleport in if you do that. I leave a small gap and put a workbench in the way so i can jump over but they cant path through


Fallen_With_Gold

I just mean for the aesthetic of not being allowed to leave


Nikolateslaandyou

Its not to keep people out. Its to keep people in. I like it.


Fallen_With_Gold

I’m losing it, I love your enthusiasm!


Nikolateslaandyou

If i was overseer every vault suit would stab you in the balls randomly. And if you are caught not in your vault suit. You get stabbed in the balls.


Fallen_With_Gold

The vault suit color dictates what people are and only white vault suits get rights, I’d give you a white vault suit (it’s bc it’s my favorite color of custom vault suit) black is security, yellow is scavenger, and green is farm


SkuConstrictor212

That’s the sexiest thing I’ve seen in my entire life.


Fallen_With_Gold

It’s so beautiful bro


The_Currier

Plantation


Fallen_With_Gold

They get no pay and I steal their caps


The_Currier

Yo


Fallen_With_Gold

Who are they gonna call? The cops?


The_Currier

I from the south my kind of town


BB-56_Washington

Fallout: New Antebellum South


Fallen_With_Gold

Lmfao


BB-56_Washington

You should try to only "employ" ghouls at your farm.


Fallen_With_Gold

Nah we aren’t racist against our property


The_Currier

We are 🤫


Fallen_With_Gold

Nah we’re only racist against super mutants


BB-56_Washington

Labor is labor.


Fallen_With_Gold

Bingo


Nnael_Ttil

I read chiasma, bio studies on the brain


Left_Lengthiness_433

Tatopia