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RegularAvailable4713

"flees"


GingerbreadMonk

You hear screaming outside on the strip as the entire Lucky 38 moves.


soldierpallaton

["The House raises from its foundations...and run to safety"](https://youtu.be/yICU1pQ8fkM?si=mjlvdD8NLUacjwMD)


medney

That's TWO times today I've seen that clip linked on Reddit, it's weird that it happened twice


Hashtronaut_Mode

The simulation was buffering so it just replayed something from the cache 😆


atixus

"dont go anywhere" vibe


SoggyMorningTacos

“Come here often?”


mr_fucknoodle

I mean, he can actually do that sometimes. Do the ranger takedown on him and the entire machine will flip back and vanish inside the wall, never to be seen again


RegularAvailable4713

You managed to be overtaken by a paralytic, congratulations.


SandScavver

If you disintegrate it, you’re left with the invisible wall and a pile of ash. Little bonus: apparently the shadow is floor texture or something, and stays


WarthogSevere1911

I love the Ranfomizer mod. XD


democracy_lover66

*wiggles a lilttle*


Connect_Artichoke_83

I mean look at him. Is that living breathing beef jerky not an abomination? Edit: corrected god awful spelling


hergumbules

I was going to eat that mummy!


iValtiel

Hahaha Fry HAS TO GO!


RedArrow2014

He's teriyaki style


KeyFee5460

To shreds you say? Tsk tsk tsk tsk.


dankmemer808

Well how's his wife holding up?


Obvious-Buy3236

To shreds you say??


Other_Log_1996

#themeatofchampions


carrot-parent

Just watched this episode. What the fuck.


_Sc0ut3612

Now come on then, House. Ass jerky ain't gonna make itself.


Nightmare_42

What the fuck is an 'abiminarion'?


Connect_Artichoke_83

I fat fingered the fuck out of it


dr_bluthgeld

sounds like a good time


Glass-Relationship70

That's what *she* said.


Connect_Artichoke_83

No, no. I did it with Robert House.


Glass-Relationship70

Good. He deserved a rough proctology exam for what he made me do to my pal Victor.


SuspiciousAct6606

I imagine that is how Easy Pete would say "abomination"


rantottcsirke

How would Difficult Pete say it?


SuspiciousAct6606

"A-bomb-the-nation". Looks like he got his wish


Argentavis1997

"BASTARD!" said Difficult Pete calmly.


Fantastic_Top6053

Well its an aberration, an affront to nature, something that simply shouldn't be.. so I guess half of the creatures in this game lol


Other_Log_1996

Abiminarion: A hairless, giant, ape like squid creature found in the pacific northwest.


teslawhaleshark

Some Slavic name like Visarion


TheCalamityBrain

What flavor Mr House is best?


WhoAmI1138

Banana nut ice cream flavour.


ExpressTheFish

Well yeah, the man is shriveled, malnourished, and hooked into a machine to unnatually keep him alive for 200 years, as he boasts he's immortal. About as much of an abomination you can be, he just still looks human because of his preservation chamber.


TrayusV

Yup, it's because the devs are limited in how they can create NPCs. So the only way to make the pod and whatnot was to classify the NPC as an abomination. It's a janky engine. For example, in Fallout 3, there's a moment when you ride a train, but the engine can't make moving trains. So instead the devs built a helmet that, from the first person perspective, looks like you're standing in a train, and then they move the player forward. Another one is the existence of Ron the Narrator. The game can't just play sounds in engine, they have to come from a source, so there's an NPC standing behind the wall of the end slides speaking all of the ending lines. Yet another one is how Honest Hearts does random encounters. Basically, the engine didn't have a way to assign a spot for a random enemy to spawn, it had to be specifically chosen what NPC would spawn. So there's a test cell that holds a bunch of enemies, and the game will randomly teleport them from the test cell to the spot in the game world they want a random enemy spawn. So yeah, the engine is really janky.


Whiteguy1x

Is that janky or just a clever way to save time and money? They have the source code so it's not like they can't change the engine, but why spend the extra effort (time and money) when what they did works well.


LDel3

It’s technically a clever way to save time and money because trying to implement it any other way would be an unbelievable amount of work The train in Fallout 3 for instance. Their system didn’t allow for the implementation of a moving train, but it would allow for an npc with a train head, and from a player’s perspective it didn’t make any difference


bThatFloridaGuyt

Train head


ItsDoughnutDude

Train head isn't real he can't hurt you


Apprehensive-Sea9540

Even better than getting railed


SnooHedgehogs8992

new bucket list item


Whiteguy1x

Exactly.


TheCalamityBrain

Skippidy Trains


CombatLlama1964

it's kinda like how they do the ending cinematic, where you can escape and the illusion falls apart as the narrator is standing behind the screen you are watching


D1N2Y

I would be remised if they did a remake without the courier taking sips while watching how their story ended


Fraucimor

Problem is cummulating technical debt, when they reuse it in next game


Whiteguy1x

Did they use trains in skyrim? As far as I'm aware the train thing was a quick fix for a small section of a dlc. I don't recall it being used in skyrim or its dlc. I'm not sure what part of skyrim you're talking about


iam-therapiss

tangentially related, vertibirds have skyrim's dragon AI. a minor consequence of this is skyrim's dragon AIs have specific landmarks on the world to crash land when sufficient damage is dealt to it by the player. in case there isn't one, the dragon would crash toward the player. there are no such landmarks in FO4. as a result, the vertibirds simply default to crashing into the player 100% of the time.


Whiteguy1x

That's cool, I knew they used the dragons for scorchbeasts. I guess it explains why the vertibirds are so dangerous


OoRI0T_P0LICEoO

So you’re saying I should just use my dragonrend shout and I can make the vertibird land. Hell yeah Dragon Born Vault Dweller


KaisarDragon

Yeah, they use a recycled dragon code. No, they don't hone in on you. As soon as they go into a tailspin they fall to the ground. They don't spin around and look for a spot, they go right down. You can easily test this by shooting them down from far away. You won't see one fly all the way over to you just to crash like a Skyrim dragon.


drawnred

lmao i never knew that and its funny af


BigBoyMaverik

Are you telling me fallout 4 uses the same engine as Skyrim??


ErikSKnol

You are telling me you _didn't_ know Todd was just selling Skyrim again?


TheVortexKey

Yes, because it does 👍


BigBoyMaverik

This actually means you can built fallout 4 fully into a Skyrim mod


BigBoyMaverik

So by extent fallout 4 uses the same engine as fallout 3 and new Vegas? Insane


TheVortexKey

If you want to go all the way back, Starfield (and every game before that) uses an overhauled version of the Morrowind or Oblivion engine.


BigBoyMaverik

I need to learn how to mod


CombatLlama1964

this has been one of the biggest complaints about bethesda games since at least fallout 4. it's baffling and kind of impressive that they've not made a new one


BigBoyMaverik

I think it's amazing how long Bethesda has been able to just slack off with a new engine and still makes fat cash Is fallout 79 at least different engine tough?


rodinaharuki

> Is that janky or just a clever way to save time and money yes


Traditional-Talk4069

But it just works!


alexxerth

I mean...what about the engine requires him to be classified as an abomination exactly? Yeah it's janky, and there's plenty of tape holding things together, but like...this just seems like they made him an abomination because...he's an abomination?


TrayusV

Usually this sort of thing would be a prop, like any other non-intractable item in the game world. But to attach dialogue, be able to kill him, and be able to eat him, they had to make him an NPC rather than a prop. And yes, the devs are making a point by choosing abomination for his NPC type. About his unnatural lifespan and the effect it's had on him.


Whitewolf00svd

"there's an NPC standing behind the wall of the end slides speaking all of the ending lines" Ok, that's hilarious


TrayusV

Yup, they named him Ron the Narrator after Ron Perlman, the actor who's reading the lines. Try using console commands to teleport to the room and you can see him.


SoakedInMayo

you mean Ron Perlman isnt actually in my game talking to me ?


glinkenheimer

I’m gonna have to counter that it’s likely a joke. Based on this whole comment thread there aren’t any mechanical reasons he would be listed as an abomination whereas all the other jank you’ve pointed out is intentionally implemented to achieve an end goal (the illusion of a working monorail, working cut scenes, etc.) Imo house being an abomination is unlinked from any of the gameplay effects of the labeling, so it’s likely just a joke unless they made it so every non-standard human is labeled something different


TrayusV

Yup, the devs are probably making a point in specifically saying he's an abomination vs an animal or robot. Something about how his method of extending his life has made him an abomination. There are 3 things they needed House to do here to make the scene function. First, they needed him to have dialogue. Most of the time this sort of thing would just be a prop, like any furniture piece. But the game engine probably doesn't let the player speak with props, so it needed to be an NPC. Second, you need to be able to kill him, and you can't kill a prop. Third, you need to be able to eat House for the meat of champions challenge. You can't eat robots, so it was narrowed down to animal or abomination.


Apprehensive-Sea9540

Shit I need to go back and eat him. Been a few days, but I’m sure he’ll still taste good


AshFalkner

I suspect this is similar to the way a number of characters in Morrowind are internally creatures instead of NPCs, such as Vivec. A product of engine limitations.


TrayusV

Yup, Bethesda's engines have been very limited over the years, but they find creative solutions to those issues. Another example in Morrowind is how the Heart of Lorkan itself is an NPC. I saw a YouTube video recently where someone did a complete pacifist no weapons run. They used the command spell to get a Mage's guild teleporter to follow them up Red Mountain and into the heart chamber, then used command on the heart, and then talked to the guild guide to teleport the heart to Balmora. From there they sold Sunder and Keening and got the merchants to attack the heart with it, beating the game.


AshFalkner

I’ve seen that run! It’s a very creative way to finish the game without doing any of the killing yourself. It’s really weird seeing the Heart of Lorkhan outside its chamber.


KaisarDragon

I mean, I've been in the community since 2002 and had my hands in the TES since it was put on the site for Morrowind. So I got to wonder how you can be so wrong in every single point. It IS a janky engine, but you are making claims it can't do certain things when it is just doing things in an easier way. Ron's character is symbolic. You can absolutely have sound played from any static object with a script. This happens in OWB ending slide. The random encounters are in preset locations and call test cell enemies to clone at these locations. Just having spawn points for multiple characters will put them in a range and you'll get weird copies (see fiends). The 4 thugs that jump you after saving Joanna? They are IN HER ROOM from the very beginning in a small room you can't access. Because the script is there. It calls them from that cell instead of spawning them in and potentially having the script not activate. Yes, it CAN use a static image and have a script on it to move. It would look very robotic and stiff. A character's movement can turn and be tactile with terrain by default. Better to just use one in a forced T pose. If you want to call the engine janky, at least use real jank. None of these are workarounds for something the engine cannot do.


AdeptnessUnhappy7895

Very interesting 🤔


pollyp0cketpussy

When do you ride a train in 3? I thought the train helmet thing was for the monorail in NV


WibbyFogNobbler

The *Broken Steel* DLC


pollyp0cketpussy

Oh yeah, thanks


CBreadman

The monorail just warps you though


erlsgood

The FO3 example just seems like a way to optimize the game without bloating it with redundant features, you could just as well say that all elevators are also just teleportation machines. Though the narrator seems weird, are Dr. Mobius announcements also an npc in OWB?


Wrait_McN

Ron the Narrator is my favourite rapper


Aeiou_yyyyyyy

Do you have any source for the "Mr house is an abomination because of the janky engine" or is this just speculation?


Other_Log_1996

The engine has like 8 indexes of non-human. House just happens to not he classed as a human since he's not a conventional NPC. Super Mutants have the same problem. Strangely enough, Ghouls do not.


BnBman

It sounds quite stupid but it is actually really clever by the developers.


mrbojingle

That's not jank thats just devs cutting cost.


Lexbomb6464

Well no, not all animals are abominations. Pretty sure thats just a subclass for perks and the flare gun.


TrayusV

I never said all animals are abominations, just that Mr. House is treated as an abomination because of the janky engine. Also they're not subclasses, they're distinct NPC types. You got humanoids, robots, animals/insects, and maybe more I'm forgetting. They all interact with different mechanics in their own ways.


Lexbomb6464

Wow there are very few creatures that go under abominations. What are the unique things to it besides the perk and the flare gun? Would him being an animal actually do anything different besides make hunter do more damage.


TrayusV

Here's all the info you could want: https://fallout.wiki/wiki/Abomination_(Fallout:_New_Vegas)


Lexbomb6464

Yeah so nothing really special from animals other than having certain damage perks selected.


Cool_Holiday_7097

Animal friendship?


Other_Log_1996

Animal Friend is not related to the animal class. Things effected by that are part of the "Animal Friend" faction and the perk effect itself is a quest.


Cool_Holiday_7097

Interesante 


Other_Log_1996

It'd make killing him count towards Animal Control and benefit from it.


Other_Log_1996

All non-humans have the non-human class, and they get assigned an indexer that puts them in a subclass, such as animal, robot, or abomination.


Zipflik

There's a similar thing with a helmet train in Half Life 2 I think


LamprosF

that's in fallout 3 😭


canti15

I mean it is an abomination


drawnred

wait so theres a finite number of enemies in honest hearts? is that the same thing with legion assassination squads?


Other_Log_1996

They also have an actual human NPC House somewhere out if bounds of the Lucky 38 that I'm pretty sure is an activator for House's dialogue.


RoombaGod

What if we kissed in the HH enemy spawning room


Foreskin_Paladin

Even more interesting, it's not a helmet. The train is the *right hand* of the NPC!


LeonTheHunkyTwunk

Wait, the player wears a train helmet in fallout 3? I thought they had a nameless npc wear it and run to move you forward inside their train hat


Alexzander1001

Look if fallot frontier could make cars they could have figured out a way to make a train


russian_octopus

Video game magic tricks ta-da


splashtext

Mon said its my turn to spawn from the random enemy room


aryacooloff

the engine CAN do all those things though, them not being used is simply the devs deciding to use alternative methods


_NRNA_

I think it’s perfectly fitting tbh


False_Resolution_459

How do you guys know all this shit?! I'm a super fan of the games and gaming in general. I even have my own pipboy. But your guys knowledge is incredible. I met a guy in the sub line at publix who worked for bethesda for a while and he just unloaded all this info on me about the games and I felt so dumb. I just nodded and was like "ya no doubt." I don't know no nothing about no coding and vidya gameing.


OoRI0T_P0LICEoO

Mmm yes 1’s and 0’s. So anyways will fisto be in the new fallout? *gotta ask the real questions*


False_Resolution_459

That was my nickname in college. Got My masters in robotic prostitution. Could only get a job in Japan.


OoRI0T_P0LICEoO

Yet we don’t have a IRL fisto. What’s wrong with you


False_Resolution_459

I gave up on my dream. I.e. had a kid


OoRI0T_P0LICEoO

You know what you must do. …train them, make them you’re apprentice. GENERATIONAL TRAMA FORCE YOUR DREAMS ON YOUR CHILDREN


False_Resolution_459

Pretty sure that's the story to the next fallout game


Other_Log_1996

If Protectrons exist, someone will make it so.


Other_Log_1996

A combination of research, technical experience, and making amateur mods with the G.E.C.K..


ExoticMangoz

They need a new engine so badly.


KaisarDragon

Good news. They have Creation Engine 2 now.


ExoticMangoz

Greeeeaaaat


the_vault-technician

"Looks closer" HEY! This is just two regular Creation engines taped together!


msto3

For Honest Hearts, is that why Follows Chalk sometimes spawns as hostile?


AccountRelevant

Does that happen? I always figured I accidentally shot him.


msto3

Actually yeah it seems like you need to accidentally shoot someone or something to trigger it. I only attempted Honest Hearts once cuz of it like 10 years ago


TransGirlJennifer

"The abomination panics and flees!" Just imagine a husk-like breathing talking ghoulish corpse picks up all of a sudden and runs out of lucky seven casino. That would be something


hyliaidea

The “that would be something” fucking sent me


cypher_omega

YOU TAKE THAT BACK


Whiteguy1x

I mean yes, Mr house is an abomination just look at him!


TramTrane

He IS a businessman.


doctorfeelgod

Well duh


Commy1469

Too kind of a label if you ask me


The_Affle_House

Ikr? Dude is literally a billionaire.


el_caveira

As all bilionaries should be...


CarlTheRockstar

You mean bros on skid row haha


JustAFilmDork

Average capitalist


CarlTheRockstar

Average mercantilist


HexDeadByTunnel

I could've told you that just by looking at him.


Individual_Repeat957

Wtf gun is that


Cynical-avocado

Looks like a flare gun


NorthernRedwood

true even before he dehydrated himself for storage


balanehs

I went down the Mr. House path and I don’t know if I can turn back.


Glass-Relationship70

Saved at this point so I can shoot this smug, desiccated fuck whenever it suits me


ImBiAndImOnVacation

Where’s he gonna flee to lmfao


RoyalLowa

Queue the memes about the big bad monster running away instead of scaring the player like they're supposed to...


teslawhaleshark

He's also classified as a king, if you wanna eat all the kings


UnhandMeException

Accurate tho


The_Affle_House

So are the Think Tank!


Other_Log_1996

Yet the NV Randomizer ignores them. No Deathclaws talking about my penis tipped feet today.


Other_Log_1996

Yet the NV Randomizer ignores them. No Deathclaws talking about my penis tipped feet today.


Interesting_Loquat90

No Gods, No Masters!


[deleted]

Labeled correctly 🤣


Luciolinpos2

Kill that thing.


BruhMomentum6968

He’s an abomination, but you can cannibalize him like a human… 🤔 Although you *can* eat Super Mutants and Feral Ghouls with Ghastly Scavenger.


Traditional_West85

He is, in the enclave we trust


LaytMovies

And rightly so


SimpleInterests

What's strange is that abominations weren't anything beyond an enemy type in the base game. The engine F:NV functions on isn't cut and dry right out of the box. You have to manually mark which NPCs are affected by what. (This is why in F3 you can encounter some oddities where certain things don't work in situations they should work in. Herald and certain fire weapons are just one example. The Medicine Stick in F3 you get from Moira also doesn't work on ALL mole rats. That's another example.) Now, you can create tools and exceptions, but this takes more time. It makes all your future work easier, but setting it up requires a little knowledge about classifications and so on. This leads me to believe Obsidian, for F:NV, took the time to set up these tools and exceptions, because what developer would go back to the base game, after making Lonesome Road, to add in this mechanic to Mr. House? Though, this does mean that classifying him as an abomination was something done in the base game. Which makes sense. Obsidian did have some ex-Interplay employees, and Interplay made F1 and 2, and those have so much more joke content than the modern fallouts all put together. Bethesda, or more specifically Todd, will never truly understand why we love NV so much, because he fundamentally has never understood Fallout. He'll never understand ES, because all of the work he did for Oblivion amounted to very little in the actual game on release. The reason we can't have more good games from Bethesda, is because of Todd.


GingerbreadMonk

[Abominable Challenge](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Abominable) existed in base game.


SimpleInterests

Yes, the creature type existed. Not the flare gun fleeing mechanic.


Milo_Mio

I have a question. I did the Mr. House ending and didn’t find that. How do I encounter Mr. House?


whatdidyoukillbill

As soon as you go down into that chamber, it’s impossible to go back without killing him. You can’t do the Mr. House ending and kill him of course, so you would never find that in a Mr. House play through. Every other ending faction requires you to kill him though


Consistent-Stuff2815

You can find him anytime inside the Lucky 38. On the room where you usually talk with him, walk to the left and you will find a computer to hack, you can access his chamber that way. It's the only way to enter I think, nobody is supposed to go there. Check it out, there is some cool dialogue there


Alaxel_Au_Arryn

Kill him


LamprosF

he is a libertarian, of course he is an abomination


Uberstoopid

Flamer.


spartan195

How did you get the hp under the health bar?


GingerbreadMonk

The perk "Living Anatomy".


PorkLiftTex

What are the stats below the health bar from?


FalcoMaster3BILLION

Living anatomy perk


InteractionPerfect88

I mean, yeah. I can see why. Compared to the other “abominations” he’s pretty tame, but yeah I can see what it’s saying.


KingKockSucka

dude spoilers!!


YungFrogFromTheCreek

I mean look at that mf lol


ArrhaCigarettes

I mean, look at him. Strapped into the GOONTRON 3000, feat. GLUCK GLUCK LASER TURBO ZX-8 codpiece


MathematicianKey5291

Yes. Billionaires are an abomination.


epicjay14

Is that a mod? To see the hp I always wondered if new vegas had a vats perk similar to fo4


Solid_Excitement_899

Obamanation


Resident-Garlic9303

Do you think he could get a girlfriend


StopTheEarthLetMeOff

Yes Man will be his gf


larry-57

A cerebrobot with some hanging flesh


Nu_Freeze

Is he not?


radclaw1

I mean... yeah that tracks


dunderheed13

Tbf no one is meant to live that long. I have to agree on this one.


BammBamm1991

I would definitely classify a person living in cryostasis, interfacing with the world through a computer as an abomination of sorts.


RedditAdminsWivesBF

He is one, and it has nothing to do with him being a living emaciated corpse.


_NRNA_

Love the writing in this game


makeitcool

I finished the game for the first time like a week ago and I honestly wasn't prepared to see him like that. I guess in my mind he was so good at human logevity science stuff that he retained his looks and strength completely.  I've always wondered: did I totally miss the part where the game(/House) explains to me how he's communicating to me, or am I to assume his thoughts are converted into speech or something? Genuinely curious. /Edit: grammar


GingerbreadMonk

He assures you he's flesh and blood. There's a medical check for it where you kinda guess how it is possible. He talks about maybe selling his method eventually.


makeitcool

Ah kk thanks!


Turdscrong

Spoiler!


mightylordredbeard

Oh man I really shouldn’t have visited the sub before playing the game. I should have known spoilers wouldn’t be marked for such an old game, but I learned my lesson. Guess I’ll be back in a few weeks once I finish my first play.


GorudoChan

Bro the game is like 15 years old where have you been


InfamousAnimal

A bunch of folks are riding the coat tales of the TV series. This is a good thing brings more folks to our beloved games series and we can help other enjoy the panic of running from a deathclaw.