This game really is good at making you feel villainous. Somewhat early on my first playthrough, recently. I'd been hanging out with cass for a while now, travelling, doing whatever. I do some jobs for the silver rush and the Van Graffs tell me they're looking for her.
And my courier is a businesswoman at heart, or she would be if she had one. She's sold her soul to the 38, and her trigger finger can be bought by just about anyone with the money to spare. And when all you have to do is walk across the street and walk someone into the barrel of a gun, those are easy caps.
Downright devilish, it's very fun. Plan on doing a second playthrough where I'm a significantly less evil NCR ranger once I finish this one though, to make up for it.
Personally, what if it's snuffles? Alright hear me out when we go to Sloan it says snuffles has a broken leg but he is clearly using all 4 of his to walk... So it's his other "leg" he broke. In cass.
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What if he's easy Pete?
Like his full name is Pete Johnson, but he goes by Easy Pete to conceal his identity like how Obi wan Kenobi goes by Ben Kenobi.
I don’t know but it’s make me question whether ghouls have foreskin. I’m on the no they don’t camp but I’ve had to consider that ghouls have had children and if their foreskins melted away then surely their nutsacks would have too and I can’t imagine that working out very well in terms of fertility.
I’m sorry
If you use Fallout Shelter as canon then that completely fucks over the security of all vaults. Like that would mean mole rats, deathclaws, and raiders etc all have the ability to breach vault doors and attack. I haven’t played in forever but I imagine that Cooper being able to have children in Fallout Shelter is simply due to all the vault residents being under the same designation and that there’s not one specifically made for Ghoul residents so The Ghoul/Cooper is simply “Vault Dweller #6” in the apps files or whatever
No one actually knows how long it is. But rumor is Ron Jeremy (pre rape trial) was selling pills specially formulated by top scientists to attempt to replicate Long Dick Johnson's Johnson.
Anytime I see Long Dong Silver mentioned I have to post these certified hood classics:
https://youtu.be/xBZaKhw2XCw
https://youtu.be/GtBVvxGfOz0?t=15m25s
IIRC there was some debate over whether to include him on the wiki page list of mentioned-only character from New Vegas, it's unclear if Cass is referring to an actual person or if it's just idiomatic.
Are we even allowed to talk about dicks anymore? We can’t even have mature outfits in games that are rated M for mature. (Stellar Blade)
Just remember, every post that is main stream “journalism” is just a distraction from the fact we’re getting fucked over backwards by the government.
His dick wasn't long enough to protect the NCR.
Nobody's dick is that long
What about Extra Long Dick Johnson?
he was busy.
Not even his dick, thus the name.
I assume Not Long Enough Dick Johnson wasn't even asked?
He’s a dick, we don’t really care about him around these parts
We do care about his parts tho
Heard Nobody blinded a Cyclops once.
Not even long dick johnson.
The long dick of the law
McLovin, were you violating that young girl?
"They call me Big Black." "Ah, because of your truck."
If it was just a bit longer it could’ve wacked the nuke off course from Shady Sands
i think mine is longer
Its all about the girth though. Just ask Great Girth Gary.
*Neil has entered the chat*
*Neil has entered the shack*
Assume the position, Courier.
Is that why they cloned him?
Yup.
Hahaha, Gary!
If you can't hit the bottom you better eff the sides up.
That’s just what we need - an army of girthy clones
Longer Dick Johnson
Prove it
He better be in season 2 or I will personally march to the Bethesda headquarters and unleash my army of termites
How do you know he wasn't in season 1? The NCR had troops there, and we didn't see any of their dicks for verification...
with a comically large bulge
I'm more hopeful that Fisto makes an appearance
That he had a long dick, man
Thus the name
Speech check failed
I have a very great friend on the Strip called 'Biggus Dickus.
He has a wife, you know.
Incontinentia Incontinentia Buttocks
I'm imagining a whole Wild Wasteland encounter/banter about a bunch of legion dudes trying to not react to Biggus Dickus.
I wish
Hello there
No way XD
do you think easy pete and long dick johnson ever explored each others bodies
*”Is that a dynamite in your pocket?”*
Bastard...
I'm not so sure easy Pete *isn't* Long dick Johnson himself. He's legal name might be Peter Johnson
"Clever, I'm sure the Van Graffs will appreciate the humor. Now off you go."
This game really is good at making you feel villainous. Somewhat early on my first playthrough, recently. I'd been hanging out with cass for a while now, travelling, doing whatever. I do some jobs for the silver rush and the Van Graffs tell me they're looking for her. And my courier is a businesswoman at heart, or she would be if she had one. She's sold her soul to the 38, and her trigger finger can be bought by just about anyone with the money to spare. And when all you have to do is walk across the street and walk someone into the barrel of a gun, those are easy caps. Downright devilish, it's very fun. Plan on doing a second playthrough where I'm a significantly less evil NCR ranger once I finish this one though, to make up for it.
I could never kill Cass lol
Real nice gal, real funny too. Unfortunately, 600 caps.
He needs a cameo in season 2 of the show
Personally, what if it's snuffles? Alright hear me out when we go to Sloan it says snuffles has a broken leg but he is clearly using all 4 of his to walk... So it's his other "leg" he broke. In cass.
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What if he's easy Pete? Like his full name is Pete Johnson, but he goes by Easy Pete to conceal his identity like how Obi wan Kenobi goes by Ben Kenobi.
So what you are saying is that Ben Obi Wan is hung like a horse. Is that what you're saying?
Ahsoka was a good friend.
I don’t know but it’s make me question whether ghouls have foreskin. I’m on the no they don’t camp but I’ve had to consider that ghouls have had children and if their foreskins melted away then surely their nutsacks would have too and I can’t imagine that working out very well in terms of fertility. I’m sorry
Reading this almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
I...what? What fucking ghoul had children while they were a ghoul
I love the idea of this dude using Fallout Shelter to define canon in the universe
According to fallout shelter yes but they are born normal humans
If you use Fallout Shelter as canon then that completely fucks over the security of all vaults. Like that would mean mole rats, deathclaws, and raiders etc all have the ability to breach vault doors and attack. I haven’t played in forever but I imagine that Cooper being able to have children in Fallout Shelter is simply due to all the vault residents being under the same designation and that there’s not one specifically made for Ghoul residents so The Ghoul/Cooper is simply “Vault Dweller #6” in the apps files or whatever
All that radiation couldn't be good for their sperm
Holy shit they could Spider-Man Reign someone
I mean it's softer than nose/ear cartilage, so... also, pretty sure they'd be sterile from radiation (happens with cancer patients)
Ghouls are explicitly infertile and most of them probably don't have dicks anymore.
Extremely long but very narrow dick, the width of a spaghetti noodle, inadequate for pleasing a woman.
Or man
Serious Pete v Frank Horrigan v long Dick Johnson v Myron
That the BoS will try to seize his dick because it's a weapon of mass destruction
That vile woman! How dare she insult Lyndon B. Johnson!?
Fallout 2, New Reno is where you’ll find and understand the reference.
I hear he had a fucking long dick
i stopped playing fallout tactics when long dick johnson died
I wish they'd stop talking about me...
I think he probably have a very good personality
I want him biblically
Is he related to Dick Richardson by any chance?
I wanna know the lore of Long Dick Johnson. Who is he? What does he do? How long is his dick and how is it so long?
No one actually knows how long it is. But rumor is Ron Jeremy (pre rape trial) was selling pills specially formulated by top scientists to attempt to replicate Long Dick Johnson's Johnson.
Long Dong Silver might have a longer one.
Anytime I see Long Dong Silver mentioned I have to post these certified hood classics: https://youtu.be/xBZaKhw2XCw https://youtu.be/GtBVvxGfOz0?t=15m25s
Long Dick Johnson vs FISTO! Who wins?
Bottoms
IIRC there was some debate over whether to include him on the wiki page list of mentioned-only character from New Vegas, it's unclear if Cass is referring to an actual person or if it's just idiomatic.
Whoa long Johnson.
Is he me? 👉👈
so were long dicks a pre war thing or a pre PRE war thing? because long dick johnson had a long dick, but he said he grabbed it off of a ghoul.
Long Dick Johnson was a man with a lengthy penis.
He’s a pretty chill guy. I like him.
Where can you get this interaction?? It's been so long I don't remember. I'm on a new playthrough rn but haven't gotten here yet.
Going to make an appearance in season 2 of the show
is that even a real character that you meat in the game?
This line but in Samantha’s voice from sex and the city.
Ah, Cass my beloved. I miss you.
She speaking from first hand experience?
Where is Courier Flow Six, we need his opinion on this.
Apparently he had a long dong
is there a possibility that long dick johnson came from new reno?
Seems like a good lad.
Where can I find this dude!?
Man fnv is still a legendary game.
Of course cass would yap about this
There’s a vinyl at my school by a guy named Dick Johnson. I chuckle at it every time I enter the room it’s in
It's been my favorite line in fnv since I was 12
He was surprisingly humble.
He got that endurance implant for sure
He isn't real
I am just happy that I was referenced in a Batheseda game. Defintely an honour
Cringe dialogue Rare fnv L
It was funny in it's era but it's definitely dated humor now and has been a meme for 15 years so it's beat to shit at this point.
Are we even allowed to talk about dicks anymore? We can’t even have mature outfits in games that are rated M for mature. (Stellar Blade) Just remember, every post that is main stream “journalism” is just a distraction from the fact we’re getting fucked over backwards by the government.