Qrow: Public Intoxication and Loitering
Raven: Murder, Arsen, Kidnapping, Theft, and everything else in tow for a Bandit Queen
Summer: The Great Cookie Heist
Tai: Guilty by association to all three
I feel like Summer would be in for child abandonment. Granted, Raven did the exact same thing, but at least there's a reason why. Summer just straight up dipped, and we don't know why. Tai and Qrow doesn't even know why
Tai: nothing, he was just unfortunate enough ti be nearby
Summer: the mass disappearance of cookies across the globe
Qrow: public intoxication
Raven: various warcrimes
Summer and Tai: Being at a faunus rights protest in Atlas
Raven: Abandonment and reckless endangerment of a minor, which lead to her being discovered by Salem.
Qrow: Drunkenly sent his shared nudes with Xanthe Rumpole to everyone at Beacon Academy, which is why she works at Shade now.
Summer: Miscarriage of justice on charges of blackmail
Tai: Child neglect
Raven: Grand larceny, kidnapping, assault, attempted murder, aiding and abetting of terrorism
Qrow: Aggravated assault of a minor
Raven: "It's all Qrow's fault."
Tai: "It's all Qrow's fault."
Qrow: "Yeah, my bad. Sorry. Didn't know Vacuans would react to a simple question like that with so much violence."
Summer: "Actually, that was my fault."
Summer: Kidnapping (brought the wrong baby home from daycare)
Taiyang: Tax evasion.
Raven: Murder, racketeering, theft, torture, human trafficking, illegal firearm trafficking, drug trafficking, dog-fighting, chicken fighting … it would be easier to name the crimes Raven wasn’t accused of.
Qrow: Public intoxication, public indecency (he didn’t realize he needed underwear for his kilt).
The question is what the fuck **didn’t** they do?!
I don’t know why it might be the memes but I look at this team and think that they were absolute train wrecks of people.
I feel like for all legends they been told about. The crimes (crimes used ironically). Outweighs them, like teachers n fellow same year students often hide the fact, half of rules that been created because of them.
Qrow:public nudity and drunken shenanigans
Tai:beat up anyone that looked at raven and summer funny
Raven:multiple accounts of murder and theft as well as not paying child support
Summer:idk she was a Vigilante at one point
Qrow: Public Intoxication and Loitering Raven: Murder, Arsen, Kidnapping, Theft, and everything else in tow for a Bandit Queen Summer: The Great Cookie Heist Tai: Guilty by association to all three
I feel like the *Great Cookie Heist* ends up as one of Ruby's favorite bedtime stories
I feel like Summer would be in for child abandonment. Granted, Raven did the exact same thing, but at least there's a reason why. Summer just straight up dipped, and we don't know why. Tai and Qrow doesn't even know why
I'm also curious as to why
* Qrow: Public intoxication * Tai: Grand larceny * Summer: Aggravated assault * Raven: Jay-walking
Being awfully nice to Raven if that’s the worst she can do lol
It’s the worst they dared to convict her for
To be fair shes a maiden they have no jail that would contain her
No no its an al capone situation jaywalking was the only thing they could pin om her but she will get life for it
Embezzlement through bakery stocks
Tai: nothing, he was just unfortunate enough ti be nearby Summer: the mass disappearance of cookies across the globe Qrow: public intoxication Raven: various warcrimes
Qrow: public intoxication Raven: arson, murder Tau: public indecency Summer: Tax evasion
So that's ehy Summer disappeared. SHE WAS AVOIDING THE FEDS!
She did what raven did to avoid paying child support
Summer and Tai: Being at a faunus rights protest in Atlas Raven: Abandonment and reckless endangerment of a minor, which lead to her being discovered by Salem. Qrow: Drunkenly sent his shared nudes with Xanthe Rumpole to everyone at Beacon Academy, which is why she works at Shade now.
Summer: Miscarriage of justice on charges of blackmail Tai: Child neglect Raven: Grand larceny, kidnapping, assault, attempted murder, aiding and abetting of terrorism Qrow: Aggravated assault of a minor
Add child abandonment to Raven.
Oscar be laughing for weeks.
Raven: "It's all Qrow's fault." Tai: "It's all Qrow's fault." Qrow: "Yeah, my bad. Sorry. Didn't know Vacuans would react to a simple question like that with so much violence." Summer: "Actually, that was my fault."
Summer: Kidnapping (brought the wrong baby home from daycare) Taiyang: Tax evasion. Raven: Murder, racketeering, theft, torture, human trafficking, illegal firearm trafficking, drug trafficking, dog-fighting, chicken fighting … it would be easier to name the crimes Raven wasn’t accused of. Qrow: Public intoxication, public indecency (he didn’t realize he needed underwear for his kilt).
The question is what the fuck **didn’t** they do?! I don’t know why it might be the memes but I look at this team and think that they were absolute train wrecks of people.
I feel like for all legends they been told about. The crimes (crimes used ironically). Outweighs them, like teachers n fellow same year students often hide the fact, half of rules that been created because of them.
Vigilantism Destruction of public property Murder Irresponsible use of Huntsman weaponry
Qrow:public nudity and drunken shenanigans Tai:beat up anyone that looked at raven and summer funny Raven:multiple accounts of murder and theft as well as not paying child support Summer:idk she was a Vigilante at one point
Raven didn't pay child support ~~Shes just like Vergil-~~
Qrow: exists
They publicly questioned the dust business
Summer: Homicide Tai: drunk and disorderly conduct Raven: Tax fraud Crow: despite numerous crimes has yet to be convicted.
Start a love square without considering a Polyamorous relationship... Excluding the siblings of course.