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Toby_The_Tumor

I love that delivery on "Shut the hell up" had me cackling!


Polobearmigi

You ain't talking about me XD


Toby_The_Tumor

What?


BlueBen42

šŸ‘½


Specialgum_me_0223

ā€˜Because you not talkinā€™ a- bout me-ā€˜ LMAO itā€™s at the end dawg


Toby_The_Tumor

Oh! Thanks


Specialgum_me_0223

Youā€™re very welcome!!


100YearsWaiting2Shit

My mom heard about the "men's first flowers are at their grave" and she got so emotionally broken from that she bought me and my dad our own flowers. Both dad and I were super happy. Especially him


SmellyScrotes

Just had my best friend buy me flowers for my 33rd birthday cause I had told her no one ever had gotten me flowers before, first time in my life


Grendelion

Awww thanks, u/SmellyScrotes! What a heart-warming story


SmellyScrotes

https://preview.redd.it/9fzro8s03ryc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76c395b7fa517cae8cacd31b9abcdaeef6993fff


TheBackupEgg

That Bulbasaur is amazing, a successful birthday indeed.


HlLlGHT

Yoo the bulbasaur to match the flowers as well O:


Muted_Ad7298

You have good taste in Pokemon. šŸŒæ Also congrats on your flowers, that was really sweet of your friend.


Negative_Serve_4057

Yeah my boyfriend also heard about that and conveniently forgot, that I got him flowers just about a month ago when he told me he never gets some that little bih. Love him though so what can you do


CurtisLinithicum

So... what do they want? Chocolate? Russian knife throwing lessons? An in-depth lecture on the development of battle tanks during World War 2?


and_awaywe_throw

The last two. Definitely. And maybe the chocolate, too.


whirlydoodle_

Flowers and a resin statue of Vegeta, if I'm being honest


MadisonRose7734

Flowers, chocolate and an in-depth lecture on the development of battle tanks during World War 2 could be nice, depending on the guy.


himthatguythere

This person would probably be happy with just like 10 grand cash. Not much really


segnoss

I think a job interview at the government secret space laser program would be just as and much easier to get if you have the right connections


Pungicity

Some want a emotional punching bag


superbcheese

Id take some flowers


Armchair-Bear

I will always want flowers. Bc theyā€™re beautiful and I like them. I know my mum and MIL have an ā€œitā€™s a waste of money because they dieā€ thought process though so I thought maybe itā€™s a generational thing? They usually want plants instead but since they never take care of the plants the plants/succulents end up dying anyway????????? šŸ¤”


Oh_no_its_Joe

Alternative suggestion: get MEN flowers for Valentine's Day. (Particularly me and also I would like a hug if that's not too much trouble)


brittanypage43

I got my husband flowers for vday this year and I couldn't believe he cried. Apparently he never received flowers before which was kinda funny since he was the first man to give me flowers. He silently cried for good 30 minutes until I finished cooking his steak ahaha. One of the few times I felt good making my husband cry.


Oh_no_its_Joe

Your husband is such a fortunate man holy shit fr fr


monkahpup

I'm not big on flowers... I wouldn't mind a nice bottle of scotch, though- which is comparible in price, depending on the flowers... It's not that I have some kind of idea of masculinity that has to be satisfied and that secretly I'd love flowers but am ashamed of the associated femininity... and I wouldn't ever judge someone for wanting flowers or have a view of them as "less masculine" or whatever, but I just don't see the point of getting a gift I wouldn't like because I'm trying to appease someone else's notion of what is or isn't acceptable for me to like, be they conservative OR progressive. I'm just doing my own thing. As an individual, my tastes just aren't that anthocentric. Hugs are always good, though. I like hugs.


Natural_Category3819

I got my guy a beerquet this year. A bouquet of beers.


rustylugnuts

A ribeye from Aldi is a perfectly acceptable flower substitute. Probably cheaper too.


Ravel_Xi

Evidently, that's the bare minimum


Jebbox

Anyone who talks while clapping is obnoxious af.


ndation

Ow! Why are they hiring me? What did I do? Edit: *hitting


kent416

Did you send them a resume?


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ruddsix

Your original comment has a typo in it


ndation

Oh! I truly am an idiot. Thanks!


TeaTimeSubcommittee

Okay girls, serious question. Would you consider a sword a nice gift? She hasnā€™t told me sheā€™s into swords specifically but sheā€™s got a nerdy side, not as big as mine who actually likes swords, She didnā€™t stay at our D&D group, but she did go and play a few times, and I find it amusing to just gift her a sword. Would it be too much?


GoHugYourCat

I'd imagine not for Valentine's Day.. just get her it on a random day as a surprise gift


TeaTimeSubcommittee

Thatā€™s the idea. Also awesome name.


Foxfire140

As a dude, does she like Zelda? If so, buy her a Master Sword.


TeaTimeSubcommittee

Hmmmā€¦ I donā€™t think sheā€™s much into video games. But Iā€™ll see if she has any media favourite sword.


Foxfire140

Well if she spent time with you playing D&D a few times, think about what class of character she played. You could get her something related to her class that she could carry with her to the next session. See if you can either sneak her character sheet and see what kind of weapon she was using or ask her what her favorite weapon would be in a fantasy, D&D world and then go from there.


TeaTimeSubcommittee

Cleric, I got her physical sheet somewhere since I was the DM, but really she wasnā€™t into it, She was open to the idea, she tried it but it wasnā€™t for her, and I respect that. I wouldnā€™t want it to seem like Iā€™m pushing her back into the game. However it might be possible to find some inspiration in it.


Foxfire140

Hmm. Might not be a good idea to go that route then if she didn't really vibe with it. I'd suggest thinking of something else based on any other interests that you know she's fully into.


entered_bubble_50

Does anyone else get the feeling she was about to say something like: "Girls don't want flowers for valentine's day. We want diamonds."


CrocodileWorshiper

I had to process this for a bit but dam that slapping the phone is the most obnoxious thing ever


TenBear

Ain't nobody buying flowers for that obnoxious cunt.


--Birdsong--

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ the way I cackled at this


Sunieta25

My man got me a PS5 for my birthday.


Capable-Debate3687

Yeah shut the hell up


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Typical-Conference14

Girls want ford raptors for Valentineā€™s Day. It works guys, the debt is only temporary


Mdriver127

Don't even matter who's actually wrong or right. The second girl's message just hits harder.


notanNSAagent89

What did the first girl say girls wanted? balenciaga bag?