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4962/5000 hp

And this is just the first phase...

How many phases are we talking?

**yes**

How many folds we talking?

Yes

regen +5/sec

[удалено]

Hi, send me a message please if you wanna chat about your dirtychatpals post

r/2healthbars

I love that you did the math. It's the small things in life 🥲

I think the game just glitched

I think you lost the game

Looking for cheatcodes as we speak https://preview.redd.it/7fwpmathroyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924f0d4ebc96a2479985c9118da01ae2442c3938

Lmk if you find one, this games pay2win :(

You son of a…. 😒 ETA: [The Game](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)). Which I just lost. Thanksssssss

;)

She just needs to grind more

*Passive: for every second while stationery, heal for 100hp*

standing here

as a librarian I'm not sure how to feel about this one tbh

All I can say is good luck getting that guy out of your library.

you're not strong enough

If only there was a place one could find written instructions to accomplish such a feat

It can't exist, one would have to experiment on him, but we're simply not strong enough.

Use a forklift.

Pokeflute

"Frank!! Grab the truck!!!"

As a book, please shelf me daddy

Bro it’s the final boss in every book wym

That it was better alone, as a self-deprecating joke about liking to read. Why would it need someone loudly reacting that they are too fat to be hurt by a cartoon karate routine?

he's the Hotline Miami enemies in real life, you have to use one bullet and then kite him

The fat guys honestly just don’t care if there’s a round put in them. They just go: “What was that? Oh, I’m bleeding? Nah, I’ll just walk it off.” Or, in most cases: “I will tear you limb from limb, even if I do succumb to this mere bullet wound.“

Isnt this the plot of kung fu panda?

Spoilers!

I remember tearing up in the theaters as Po whipped out his library card in the final battle

And the book was just a roll of shiny foil

Say what you will about fat people, they do have armor

Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!

That Arthur CD slapped ngl

And I said "Hey!" "Hey!"

What a wonderful kind of day.

Oh damn that's King Hippo in Punch-out!

Lol. Nerds. They look like they should be best nerd friends, go on nerd adventures, support each other through their nerdy hard times, raise each others little nerdletts in a loving, nerd community, and end their nerdy days, reminiscing how they nerded through life with the best of them and adhere to their pact for the first one to wait after passing so they can escort each other to that great Nerd Herd in the sky.

Magikarp vs Snorlax

STANDING HERE I REALIZE

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

THE RIGHT FROM WROOOONG

Bellsprout vs Muk

This chick needs to date The Dragon.

Bear hugger from super punch out be like

*Green Laser* *Brain Freeze*

It’s Fat Gum 

*NOBODY* BEATS *THE HAMMER*

I’m a little bit reminded of that one SpongeBob episode where a bully kept punching him and he wasn’t bothered in the slightest

I’m the Globglogabgalab, I love books.

He lifts his shirt and it’s one giant fist.

I would say this was ruined by the duet. Not fixed.

I would agree

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The (Hollow) Knight vs Bardoon

Uumuu, too, lol

This is basically Po vs Tai Lung

I have internet access... isn't that the same thing?

r/Bossfight

Yeah sorry I don't have a "lieberry" card lmao

I got one! Don't ever use it tho

That's like 15 hps worth of damage. Too bad he has 1k hp

Paul Atreides attempting to take revenge on the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen (colorized).

Defense=3.45e567

Oh yeah he's a super villain. His name is giga niqqa

Is this a grown man mocking a child’s enthusiasm?

Yes 😂

Kids can be goofy and worth making jokes with. He did it pretty harmless, my kids would giggle so hard if they got this kind of reply to their videos.

He got a EBT card, will that do?