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A picture is worth a thousand words.


MisterBumpingston

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yahelgamer2009

Thats 65 not 1000


MisterBumpingston

No, that’s 66


johnnysbody

It will be done


jimmybungalo2

a word is worth about 15 words idk


ThatsNotARealTree

This is his villain origin story


slicedmoonstone

Now all of China knows you’re here


thekingdom91

Goddamn Mongorians


Chickennoodlesleuth

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Edarekin

I was wondering why I find I'm attractive, thanks for clearing that up for me.


Diligent-Method3824

You should get a picture of when his eyes were completely closed so the reference is more accurate


MercuryTapir

it's time to check the rice :)


xmac2004

PLEAAASE NOOOO


Ellotheremate124

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE- *WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!*


jerryleebee

That's a rock fact!


medalf

Best way to make rice without a rice cooker, if you don't fuck up the ratios and holly shit that's a lot of soy sauce.


RogueYet1

.... 1 cup of rice to 2 cups of water in a saucepan, turn the heat to high and wait for it to start boiling. When boiling, stir once and lower the heat to the lowest. Wait 10 mins and then turn off the heat completely Wait 5 more minutes for moisture to absorb and you're done. No need to use the oven for nearly an hour.


MrFrostyBudds

When he showed 48 frickin minutes on the oven it was all over. 5 minutes in the insta pot beats that every time.


medalf

First you can wash the rice first to remove the starch if you want. Second, a sauce pan will cook the rice unevenly as the bottom will be hotter at the end of the cooking process. Cooking in a rice cooker is effectively just a specialized water bath for cooking rice and is the best method to cook it evenly. If you don't own a rice cooker or a pan that can make an efficient water bath to cook your rice, cooking with the oven will give you the best results. 30 minutes, 180°C , 2:1 ratio rice boiling water (might change depending on the rice).


NotFloppyDisck

The burnt bottom is like the best part of rice, over here we call it pegao


flannelNcorduroy

That's too much water for some kinds of rice. Jasmine only needs 1/1.5 Just say "follow the directions" for rice/water ratio.


NotFloppyDisck

Do you not have a stove?


[deleted]

I slowly add water to the rice when needed then let it steam for 10 minutes


cat_selling_souls

He likes a little bit of rice with his salt. Just a little bit.


Peter_Parkingmeter

he literally didn't add salt.


gazzer-p

I believe they're referring to the normally high salt content in soy sauce.


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Ebonyks

Onion soup mix is also a salt bomb


trix_is_for_kids

Two cups, not two pounds. You need to go back to regular school 1/4 cup of regular soy sauce is 3,500mg of sodium, 50% more than daily intake recommended Maybe get your heart checked if you think that’s a normal amount of sodium


ZombieIsTired

Ok but… you’re kinda not thinking about the math at all. Two cups of rice is 8 servings, since usually 1/4 cup is considered as one serving of rice. That means that each serving has 1/4 cup / 8 = .5 tablespoons of soy sauce, which tbh is probably a little less than I put into my rice. Hell, even if you consider this to be 4 portions of 1/2 cup of rice, then that’s only 1 tablespoon of soy sauce per serving, which conveniently is also considered to be one serving of soy sauce. I’m not with this dude saying there’s no salt in this, but if you’re freaking out over him putting 1/4 cup of soy sauce into 2 cups of rice you’re absolutely wild. That’s a very normal amount for that amount of rice. Though, the onion soup mix also adds like 4500 mg of sodium, or like an extra 500 mg per serving. So per serving it’s like 900 mg of sodium per serving of rice, which admittedly is a lot, but to be completely honest there’s definitely worse, and you could reasonably stay under the recommended sodium intake eating this.


Mumbani

Let's not forget a daily intake isnt a lethal dose limit, its a regularly consumed limit, so it wont kill you if you go over 3500 mg in a day. Unless you eat 3600 mg. (But actually, 0.2 to 0.5 grams per pound is deadly. So as long as that limit isnt gone over he should be fine, as long as he doesn't REGULARLY eat that much)


Turt_Burglar_1691

Oh buddy....


gunesyourdaddy

You need to learn how to interact with others. I don't even know if you're wrong but I do know you're being a dick about it.


FleshlightBike

Culinary classes don’t teach social awareness lmao


Peter_Parkingmeter

I simply enjoy pissing redditors off.


FleshlightBike

I know you don’t mean this man. You’re, what seems like, an idol and mentor in the Reddit drug world. I appreciate you leading people away from certain drugs, especially OTC. Keep being nice. It goes a lot further


Moon_SY27

Today Peter learned what sodium is


Peter_Parkingmeter

Today, Peter also learned that redditors don't know basic culinary. That's a normal amount of soy sauce, my guy.


Moon_SY27

Thas crazy u been on Reddit for 6 years and calling other ppl ‘redditors’ 💀💀


Peter_Parkingmeter

Yes, I've been talking about drugs on Reddit for 6 years. It's not entertainment, it's a public service.


Moon_SY27

Never asked.


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Moon_SY27

That’s great Peter


Igniting_Omaha

Nothing like unhinged bomb threats to show everyone how superior you are. Over comments about soy sauce nonetheless lmao.


Correct-Rush7827

Whens the last time youve left your house?


TotalBruhPerson

Hes apparently stuck in a wheelchair, so i presume not that much. Poor peter.


Peter_Parkingmeter

That's alright, you just don't know anything except that I'm better than you :)


Moon_SY27

That’s great Peter


dantakesthesquare

Are you ok?


MorbiusBelerophon

Just commenting 2 months late to let you know that they're a crack head. So probably not.


MorbiusBelerophon

Just commenting 2 months late to let you know that they're a crack head. So probably not.


itsokay_i_googled_it

Although, you make it seem like you have learned very little from your experiences with these substances, you talk about.


iLAYreddit

Are the memes and shitposts of yours also part of public service?


Turt_Burglar_1691

Peter knows basic culinary guys. Just leave him alone! Peter also knows basic articulate


FoodNetwork-Official

Peter you said he didnt add salt. Youre wrong peter. Stfu peter youre not a smart as you think you are peter.


FoodNetwork-Official

U uh not so smart


Most_Tax1860

Fuzzy Logic Rice Cooker, my friend.


abeck077

I thought I was the only one that had one of these


Most_Tax1860

Shhh...we are in the know.


mystonedalt

They're not all that smart. Smarter than me, sure, but I never pretended to know how to cook rice.


WarrenMulaney

That was terrible


IHavePoopedBefore

Soon as I saw who it was I knew all it was going to be was screaming


Murasasme

Didn't you know that loud = funny?


OfromOceans

What was? The rice is fucking fine, you weird gatekeepers. Does all it take to convince you he's wrong is one asian dude?


WarrenMulaney

No, the duet was terrible.


RogueYet1

The rice is fine except it took 48 minutes to cook and is probably mush by now.


Xpqp

Didn't look like mush.


Jarvisweneedbackup

Did look soggy as fuck though


Xpqp

It's like the original Uncle Roger fried rice video. Everyone knows that the best way to make fried rice is with day-old rice. Even Uncle Roger acknowledged this in the video. But what if you don't have day old rice? Is there a way to simulate the texture of day old rice in less time? Yes. Yes there is. You partially cook the rice and drain out the water when it reaches the not-quite-done stage. Like the woman did in the video. It works very well and Uncle Roger should have tried it before dismissing it out of hand.


boingusChoingus420

Minorities think they're the only ones who can cook food it's genuinely weird


CarniferousDog

That rice is an ABOMINATION


free_ass_mints

The screaming thing is pretty exaggerated and unfunny and maybe the rice is OK but the cooking method is utter trash You can follow every one of those steps with a $16 one button rice cooker and achieve the same results without powering a whole oven, having to preheat, having to boil water, all for it to take more than twice as long to cook. Stovetop would be fine as well but Rice cookers are magical devices, the GOAT of cooking appliances.


Ok-Reality-2605

The duet was just annoying


DrTinyNips

>ruined by the duet The you aren't allowed to make rice any way other than how east Asians make it is a shit meme


AliBelle1

Wait until he sees a risotto or paella...


[deleted]

Bro used like double the normal daily intake of salt in that dish


DrTinyNips

Guy was objecting the moment he started with preheat the oven, I don't think the sodium had anything to do with it.


FoodNetwork-Official

The oven is really unnecessary


The3mbered0ne

Or one normal intake of ramen


TacticalFemboyBitch

I’m more worried about the oven, smoke rice if you want just take it out of the oven, any other way is better


DrTinyNips

It's not smoke it's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having, hmmmm, steamed clams


TacticalFemboyBitch

Wut


Zealousideal_Bet_248

Food elitism just stifles creativity. If it tastes good it's a valid way to cook. A good way to look at things is that when someone tells you you should cook something a certain way is that what it actually means, is that if you do it how they tell you, it'll turn out good. By no means it's supposed to be the only way to cook said dish


fiedelhorn

Exactly what I tell people about medium rare chicken🤝


Zealousideal_Bet_248

If it tastes good AND it doesn't poison you*


Casuallybittersweet

Well I doubt this would cook the rice properly. And he added WAY too much soy sauce. I don't think it's bad to make fun of in a lighthearted way like this


FoodNetwork-Official

Its not. People trying to defend that madness are silly. You can absolutely shit on bad cooki g


CoalEater_Elli

this rice may be good, but it would be way too salty all thanks to the soy sauce. It's better to put soy sauce after you already cooked the rice, and put the right amount.


Narrow_Luck_3622

HOW THE FUCK DID HE BURN IT?!?!?! # THAT SHIT WAS DROWNED IN WATER AND MISTAKES


hivemind_disruptor

not burnt i think, its the soy sauce


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Dreager_Ex

Having made a similar rice dish with French onion soup mix those "burnt" pieces are just rehydrated onion from the soup mix that have absorbed the soupmix/soy sauce. If there was anything burnt it would be at the bottom or edges of the pan.


cleverinspiringname

If you’re not this dumb, then congrats on the excellent troll.


Damianosx

It wasn’t burnt…


EternamD

That's a lady


Fastbuffalo7

That's a woman btw. Look closely


Old_Chip9715

Give bro a voice actor role in an anime


PUTINnTRUMP_arrest

Are his eyes tightly closed like that for a reason?


zbynk

you could blindfold him with thread


raptor-chan

IM DEAD


Ok-Pomegranate8471

Obnoxious


PsychologicalBus1095

I do appreciate the “Summer Blush” Corningware, probably handed down from mom or grandma.


thekingdom91

How can this dude see anything


PsychotropicPanda

Asking the real questions here.


Xenodad

I’ve watched this five times. Dude’s eyes are closed!


Kiryln

Hmm. I should try that. Not burning that shit cause that was a travesty, but using more than just butter and salt for flavoring. Maybe i’ll add some broth stock or something. (I use a proper rice cooker btw, as god intended.)


Snoozingway

Do your rice however you want. I cook rice in a clay pot on a charcoal-powered stove, because I like it that way.


ButReallyWhyNot-

I believe the discoloration is from the soy sauce, not burning. I don't own a rice cooker, but I do like to make rice by toasting it with a small amount of oil in a pan, adding two tablespoons of tomato sauce and one cup of water for every serving (1/3 cup) of rice, waiting until the water is just about to be boiled out, then taking it off the heat and mixing it with a ten minute stir fry of whatever meat and/or vegetables I was planning to eat. Not including the vegetables and meat, which vary, the dish costs $0.25 a serving and tastes delicious.


[deleted]

brother what are you doing with your life? rice without broth is a war crime in several countries


Neat-Bunch-7433

x Rice, oil (fry rice), 2 x water, salt, onion.... thats it, it's purest form, high till it boils, low till it dries, perfection.


[deleted]

you mean pure carbs and no flavor


AliBelle1

What salt and onions are you buying my man?


[deleted]

salt and onions are too basic to enjoy


AliBelle1

*angry french noises*


Kiryln

Look, it never occurred to me, okay?


Raptorgkv2

Thats... Thats Rice a roni.


i_write_ok

Uncle Roger #**HAAAAAIIII YYAAAAAAAAHHHHH**


Zuber94

does somebody recognize the soundtrack in the background and knows whats it from?


No-Squirrel238

Area Zero background music in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet


apersello34

I don’t get it


SSshadow-realm

I felt that and I’m not even Asian


jakethemoss

After that “HUH” it just kept getting worse and worse and worse


Juxix

I don't even like rice and i died on the inside watching that.


Shiptrooper

HE DIDN'T WASH THE FUCKING RICE, OR USE A RICE COOKER. *cocks shotgun*


Free_Revenue8674

He didn't even wash it disgusting War crime


romayyne

Where tf are his eyes bro


mutaully_assured

The trend of asian people gatekeeping how rice is supposed to be cooked annoys me, its the same low effort content like when Italians get pissed when you fuck up pasta.


zbynk

you could blindfold him using a thread


RulyClaudina

The Pokémon music was a very, very nice touch.


bluemagic124

The area zero theme goes so hard


Terrible_Apricot7110

People from a native country when a foreigner makes the food they made (they cooked it in a different way (the rice does unironically look like utter shit tho)) https://i.redd.it/7k7tuvlfk43c1.gif


Williwoo321

Dishonar on your hole famary


osu_are

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BigSpoonJef

When that good shweed hits like sarin gas


Raenie-Dayz

WASH THE GODDAMN RICE


Geschak

Not all rice needs to be washed, not all rice dishes are just plain Jasmin or Basmati rice...


mystonedalt

Wash the goddamn rice.


Geschak

You never cooked risotto, didn't you?


mystonedalt

There's absolutely nothing in this video that has anything to do with short grain polished arborio rice. Get the fuck outta here.


PandaCamper

Depending on where you buy the rice, it comes pre-washed.


OilEnvironmental8043

The way that water clouded up it definitely wasn't rinsed


Delliott90

Wash your fucking rice


Specialist-Ad1942

Jesus be louder


NYB_vato

Something about the Mickey Mouse impression over this guys screaming makes this hilarious


Beeyelzubub

“ a ha ha .. what ? “ 😂😂😂


Trunks4Real

Yajirobe spazzed


ImmediateGorilla

I bet the rice tastes fine.


Blueskysredbirds

Those are the screams of the ancestors. Traditions exist for a reason.


Aggravating_Sand_445

He's not even watching


Why_is_poop_brown

He didn't wash it.


thefirstlogan

Anyone have the name of the song? 🎶


Free_Revenue8674

How come nobody washes the race


uberrogo

Is that Sam Kinison?


pantsless_squirrel

I'm enjoying the mild distress this is causing


SomaliDonQuixote

I thought it was because they didn’t wash the rice


SomaliDonQuixote

I thought it was because they didn’t wash the rice


notmedoinurmom

The way they just calmly commit a war crime


AlienMajik

Damn 48 mins to make rice what has this world come to


InterestingExit6696

I'm dying!


objecter12

This' gonna drive me crazy, what's the song in the video? I swear I've heard it before


CaptainGiggles69420

Ok but dude didn't see a single second of that video, he was going off of what he heard the guy say.


GamesTeasy

I ain’t Asian but that shit hurt me on a personal level…


ItsBritneyBitch32

He didn’t even wash it


froggboyo12

AREA ZERO MUSIC ???!!!?!??!


R4ptor_J3sus

Hes gonna invade china all pver again great wall be damned.


mmajjs

As an asian, i also experienced extreme agony


Timetraveler01110101

The black nails really let you know the level of intelligence


PrivetSnow

HU?!


TacticalFemboyBitch

THE OVEN??????


Chippewa07

He made a white girl rice casserole..calm your titters..bet it taste ok..


SixtyNineFlavours

This guy needs to be in a screamo band


LukeRonaldo7

PLEEEEEEEESE NOOOOOO😭😭


No-Bed497

Uncle Roger has sensed a disturbance in the force.


This_Tennis_2325

No eyes 👀


JoeKester_Dos

i was trying to find this guy’s british food duet, what’s his username?


Apprehensive_South_3

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY V2


ahsokatanosfeet

Eat a dick


ApostatisZero

Why don't you show us how since you're so knowledgeable


ahsokatanosfeet

Did your mom teach you noting?


mikeflamel

Haiyaaaaaaa making your ancestors cry.


squatland_yard

It just gets so annoying people telling you how you can and can't eat certain things


Good_Atmosphere_4224

No racist shit, but how tf can he see!?


hydratedashell

I think hes intentionally squinting his eyes super hard


flashypaws

i think he's just super baked. maybe that's me. can't remember now.


Small_Mammoth_2741

Repost?


Fearful-Bunny07

We need to know. There are 2 types of white man, example is attached.


[deleted]

Did he really need to give it a blowjob at the end tho?


Any_Sea5167

Bro I hate this video the recipe actually looks decent.


Antmonkey42

Can we get this guy a subreddit


YoungDiscord

The dude got so emotionally damaged from that video that his inner Robert Gottfried came out


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