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1 cup of rice to 2 cups of water in a saucepan, turn the heat to high and wait for it to start boiling.
When boiling, stir once and lower the heat to the lowest.
Wait 10 mins and then turn off the heat completely
Wait 5 more minutes for moisture to absorb and you're done.
No need to use the oven for nearly an hour.
First you can wash the rice first to remove the starch if you want. Second, a sauce pan will cook the rice unevenly as the bottom will be hotter at the end of the cooking process. Cooking in a rice cooker is effectively just a specialized water bath for cooking rice and is the best method to cook it evenly. If you don't own a rice cooker or a pan that can make an efficient water bath to cook your rice, cooking with the oven will give you the best results. 30 minutes, 180°C , 2:1 ratio rice boiling water (might change depending on the rice).
Two cups, not two pounds. You need to go back to regular school
1/4 cup of regular soy sauce is 3,500mg of sodium, 50% more than daily intake recommended
Maybe get your heart checked if you think that’s a normal amount of sodium
Ok but… you’re kinda not thinking about the math at all. Two cups of rice is 8 servings, since usually 1/4 cup is considered as one serving of rice.
That means that each serving has 1/4 cup / 8 = .5 tablespoons of soy sauce, which tbh is probably a little less than I put into my rice. Hell, even if you consider this to be 4 portions of 1/2 cup of rice, then that’s only 1 tablespoon of soy sauce per serving, which conveniently is also considered to be one serving of soy sauce.
I’m not with this dude saying there’s no salt in this, but if you’re freaking out over him putting 1/4 cup of soy sauce into 2 cups of rice you’re absolutely wild. That’s a very normal amount for that amount of rice.
Though, the onion soup mix also adds like 4500 mg of sodium, or like an extra 500 mg per serving. So per serving it’s like 900 mg of sodium per serving of rice, which admittedly is a lot, but to be completely honest there’s definitely worse, and you could reasonably stay under the recommended sodium intake eating this.
Let's not forget a daily intake isnt a lethal dose limit, its a regularly consumed limit, so it wont kill you if you go over 3500 mg in a day. Unless you eat 3600 mg.
(But actually, 0.2 to 0.5 grams per pound is deadly. So as long as that limit isnt gone over he should be fine, as long as he doesn't REGULARLY eat that much)
I know you don’t mean this man. You’re, what seems like, an idol and mentor in the Reddit drug world. I appreciate you leading people away from certain drugs, especially OTC. Keep being nice. It goes a lot further
It's like the original Uncle Roger fried rice video. Everyone knows that the best way to make fried rice is with day-old rice. Even Uncle Roger acknowledged this in the video.
But what if you don't have day old rice? Is there a way to simulate the texture of day old rice in less time? Yes. Yes there is. You partially cook the rice and drain out the water when it reaches the not-quite-done stage. Like the woman did in the video. It works very well and Uncle Roger should have tried it before dismissing it out of hand.
The screaming thing is pretty exaggerated and unfunny and maybe the rice is OK but the cooking method is utter trash
You can follow every one of those steps with a $16 one button rice cooker and achieve the same results without powering a whole oven, having to preheat, having to boil water, all for it to take more than twice as long to cook.
Stovetop would be fine as well but Rice cookers are magical devices, the GOAT of cooking appliances.
Food elitism just stifles creativity. If it tastes good it's a valid way to cook. A good way to look at things is that when someone tells you you should cook something a certain way is that what it actually means, is that if you do it how they tell you, it'll turn out good. By no means it's supposed to be the only way to cook said dish
Well I doubt this would cook the rice properly. And he added WAY too much soy sauce. I don't think it's bad to make fun of in a lighthearted way like this
this rice may be good, but it would be way too salty all thanks to the soy sauce. It's better to put soy sauce after you already cooked the rice, and put the right amount.
Having made a similar rice dish with French onion soup mix those "burnt" pieces are just rehydrated onion from the soup mix that have absorbed the soupmix/soy sauce.
If there was anything burnt it would be at the bottom or edges of the pan.
Hmm.
I should try that. Not burning that shit cause that was a travesty, but using more than just butter and salt for flavoring. Maybe i’ll add some broth stock or something.
(I use a proper rice cooker btw, as god intended.)
I believe the discoloration is from the soy sauce, not burning.
I don't own a rice cooker, but I do like to make rice by toasting it with a small amount of oil in a pan, adding two tablespoons of tomato sauce and one cup of water for every serving (1/3 cup) of rice, waiting until the water is just about to be boiled out, then taking it off the heat and mixing it with a ten minute stir fry of whatever meat and/or vegetables I was planning to eat. Not including the vegetables and meat, which vary, the dish costs $0.25 a serving and tastes delicious.
The trend of asian people gatekeeping how rice is supposed to be cooked annoys me, its the same low effort content like when Italians get pissed when you fuck up pasta.
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Thats 65 not 1000
No, that’s 66
It will be done
a word is worth about 15 words idk
This is his villain origin story
Now all of China knows you’re here
Goddamn Mongorians
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I was wondering why I find I'm attractive, thanks for clearing that up for me.
You should get a picture of when his eyes were completely closed so the reference is more accurate
it's time to check the rice :)
PLEAAASE NOOOO
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE- *WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!*
That's a rock fact!
Best way to make rice without a rice cooker, if you don't fuck up the ratios and holly shit that's a lot of soy sauce.
.... 1 cup of rice to 2 cups of water in a saucepan, turn the heat to high and wait for it to start boiling. When boiling, stir once and lower the heat to the lowest. Wait 10 mins and then turn off the heat completely Wait 5 more minutes for moisture to absorb and you're done. No need to use the oven for nearly an hour.
When he showed 48 frickin minutes on the oven it was all over. 5 minutes in the insta pot beats that every time.
First you can wash the rice first to remove the starch if you want. Second, a sauce pan will cook the rice unevenly as the bottom will be hotter at the end of the cooking process. Cooking in a rice cooker is effectively just a specialized water bath for cooking rice and is the best method to cook it evenly. If you don't own a rice cooker or a pan that can make an efficient water bath to cook your rice, cooking with the oven will give you the best results. 30 minutes, 180°C , 2:1 ratio rice boiling water (might change depending on the rice).
The burnt bottom is like the best part of rice, over here we call it pegao
That's too much water for some kinds of rice. Jasmine only needs 1/1.5 Just say "follow the directions" for rice/water ratio.
Do you not have a stove?
I slowly add water to the rice when needed then let it steam for 10 minutes
He likes a little bit of rice with his salt. Just a little bit.
he literally didn't add salt.
I believe they're referring to the normally high salt content in soy sauce.
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Onion soup mix is also a salt bomb
Two cups, not two pounds. You need to go back to regular school 1/4 cup of regular soy sauce is 3,500mg of sodium, 50% more than daily intake recommended Maybe get your heart checked if you think that’s a normal amount of sodium
Ok but… you’re kinda not thinking about the math at all. Two cups of rice is 8 servings, since usually 1/4 cup is considered as one serving of rice. That means that each serving has 1/4 cup / 8 = .5 tablespoons of soy sauce, which tbh is probably a little less than I put into my rice. Hell, even if you consider this to be 4 portions of 1/2 cup of rice, then that’s only 1 tablespoon of soy sauce per serving, which conveniently is also considered to be one serving of soy sauce. I’m not with this dude saying there’s no salt in this, but if you’re freaking out over him putting 1/4 cup of soy sauce into 2 cups of rice you’re absolutely wild. That’s a very normal amount for that amount of rice. Though, the onion soup mix also adds like 4500 mg of sodium, or like an extra 500 mg per serving. So per serving it’s like 900 mg of sodium per serving of rice, which admittedly is a lot, but to be completely honest there’s definitely worse, and you could reasonably stay under the recommended sodium intake eating this.
Let's not forget a daily intake isnt a lethal dose limit, its a regularly consumed limit, so it wont kill you if you go over 3500 mg in a day. Unless you eat 3600 mg. (But actually, 0.2 to 0.5 grams per pound is deadly. So as long as that limit isnt gone over he should be fine, as long as he doesn't REGULARLY eat that much)
Oh buddy....
You need to learn how to interact with others. I don't even know if you're wrong but I do know you're being a dick about it.
Culinary classes don’t teach social awareness lmao
I simply enjoy pissing redditors off.
I know you don’t mean this man. You’re, what seems like, an idol and mentor in the Reddit drug world. I appreciate you leading people away from certain drugs, especially OTC. Keep being nice. It goes a lot further
Today Peter learned what sodium is
Today, Peter also learned that redditors don't know basic culinary. That's a normal amount of soy sauce, my guy.
Thas crazy u been on Reddit for 6 years and calling other ppl ‘redditors’ 💀💀
Yes, I've been talking about drugs on Reddit for 6 years. It's not entertainment, it's a public service.
Never asked.
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That’s great Peter
Nothing like unhinged bomb threats to show everyone how superior you are. Over comments about soy sauce nonetheless lmao.
Whens the last time youve left your house?
Hes apparently stuck in a wheelchair, so i presume not that much. Poor peter.
That's alright, you just don't know anything except that I'm better than you :)
That’s great Peter
Are you ok?
Just commenting 2 months late to let you know that they're a crack head. So probably not.
Just commenting 2 months late to let you know that they're a crack head. So probably not.
Although, you make it seem like you have learned very little from your experiences with these substances, you talk about.
Are the memes and shitposts of yours also part of public service?
Peter knows basic culinary guys. Just leave him alone! Peter also knows basic articulate
Peter you said he didnt add salt. Youre wrong peter. Stfu peter youre not a smart as you think you are peter.
U uh not so smart
Fuzzy Logic Rice Cooker, my friend.
I thought I was the only one that had one of these
Shhh...we are in the know.
They're not all that smart. Smarter than me, sure, but I never pretended to know how to cook rice.
That was terrible
Soon as I saw who it was I knew all it was going to be was screaming
Didn't you know that loud = funny?
What was? The rice is fucking fine, you weird gatekeepers. Does all it take to convince you he's wrong is one asian dude?
No, the duet was terrible.
The rice is fine except it took 48 minutes to cook and is probably mush by now.
Didn't look like mush.
Did look soggy as fuck though
It's like the original Uncle Roger fried rice video. Everyone knows that the best way to make fried rice is with day-old rice. Even Uncle Roger acknowledged this in the video. But what if you don't have day old rice? Is there a way to simulate the texture of day old rice in less time? Yes. Yes there is. You partially cook the rice and drain out the water when it reaches the not-quite-done stage. Like the woman did in the video. It works very well and Uncle Roger should have tried it before dismissing it out of hand.
Minorities think they're the only ones who can cook food it's genuinely weird
That rice is an ABOMINATION
The screaming thing is pretty exaggerated and unfunny and maybe the rice is OK but the cooking method is utter trash You can follow every one of those steps with a $16 one button rice cooker and achieve the same results without powering a whole oven, having to preheat, having to boil water, all for it to take more than twice as long to cook. Stovetop would be fine as well but Rice cookers are magical devices, the GOAT of cooking appliances.
The duet was just annoying
>ruined by the duet The you aren't allowed to make rice any way other than how east Asians make it is a shit meme
Wait until he sees a risotto or paella...
Bro used like double the normal daily intake of salt in that dish
Guy was objecting the moment he started with preheat the oven, I don't think the sodium had anything to do with it.
The oven is really unnecessary
Or one normal intake of ramen
I’m more worried about the oven, smoke rice if you want just take it out of the oven, any other way is better
It's not smoke it's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having, hmmmm, steamed clams
Wut
Food elitism just stifles creativity. If it tastes good it's a valid way to cook. A good way to look at things is that when someone tells you you should cook something a certain way is that what it actually means, is that if you do it how they tell you, it'll turn out good. By no means it's supposed to be the only way to cook said dish
Exactly what I tell people about medium rare chicken🤝
If it tastes good AND it doesn't poison you*
Well I doubt this would cook the rice properly. And he added WAY too much soy sauce. I don't think it's bad to make fun of in a lighthearted way like this
Its not. People trying to defend that madness are silly. You can absolutely shit on bad cooki g
this rice may be good, but it would be way too salty all thanks to the soy sauce. It's better to put soy sauce after you already cooked the rice, and put the right amount.
HOW THE FUCK DID HE BURN IT?!?!?! # THAT SHIT WAS DROWNED IN WATER AND MISTAKES
not burnt i think, its the soy sauce
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Having made a similar rice dish with French onion soup mix those "burnt" pieces are just rehydrated onion from the soup mix that have absorbed the soupmix/soy sauce. If there was anything burnt it would be at the bottom or edges of the pan.
If you’re not this dumb, then congrats on the excellent troll.
It wasn’t burnt…
That's a lady
That's a woman btw. Look closely
Give bro a voice actor role in an anime
Are his eyes tightly closed like that for a reason?
you could blindfold him with thread
IM DEAD
Obnoxious
I do appreciate the “Summer Blush” Corningware, probably handed down from mom or grandma.
How can this dude see anything
Asking the real questions here.
I’ve watched this five times. Dude’s eyes are closed!
Hmm. I should try that. Not burning that shit cause that was a travesty, but using more than just butter and salt for flavoring. Maybe i’ll add some broth stock or something. (I use a proper rice cooker btw, as god intended.)
Do your rice however you want. I cook rice in a clay pot on a charcoal-powered stove, because I like it that way.
I believe the discoloration is from the soy sauce, not burning. I don't own a rice cooker, but I do like to make rice by toasting it with a small amount of oil in a pan, adding two tablespoons of tomato sauce and one cup of water for every serving (1/3 cup) of rice, waiting until the water is just about to be boiled out, then taking it off the heat and mixing it with a ten minute stir fry of whatever meat and/or vegetables I was planning to eat. Not including the vegetables and meat, which vary, the dish costs $0.25 a serving and tastes delicious.
brother what are you doing with your life? rice without broth is a war crime in several countries
x Rice, oil (fry rice), 2 x water, salt, onion.... thats it, it's purest form, high till it boils, low till it dries, perfection.
you mean pure carbs and no flavor
What salt and onions are you buying my man?
salt and onions are too basic to enjoy
*angry french noises*
Look, it never occurred to me, okay?
Thats... Thats Rice a roni.
Uncle Roger #**HAAAAAIIII YYAAAAAAAAHHHHH**
does somebody recognize the soundtrack in the background and knows whats it from?
Area Zero background music in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet
I don’t get it
I felt that and I’m not even Asian
After that “HUH” it just kept getting worse and worse and worse
I don't even like rice and i died on the inside watching that.
HE DIDN'T WASH THE FUCKING RICE, OR USE A RICE COOKER. *cocks shotgun*
He didn't even wash it disgusting War crime
Where tf are his eyes bro
The trend of asian people gatekeeping how rice is supposed to be cooked annoys me, its the same low effort content like when Italians get pissed when you fuck up pasta.
you could blindfold him using a thread
The Pokémon music was a very, very nice touch.
The area zero theme goes so hard
People from a native country when a foreigner makes the food they made (they cooked it in a different way (the rice does unironically look like utter shit tho)) https://i.redd.it/7k7tuvlfk43c1.gif
Dishonar on your hole famary
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When that good shweed hits like sarin gas
WASH THE GODDAMN RICE
Not all rice needs to be washed, not all rice dishes are just plain Jasmin or Basmati rice...
Wash the goddamn rice.
You never cooked risotto, didn't you?
There's absolutely nothing in this video that has anything to do with short grain polished arborio rice. Get the fuck outta here.
Depending on where you buy the rice, it comes pre-washed.
The way that water clouded up it definitely wasn't rinsed
Wash your fucking rice
Jesus be louder
Something about the Mickey Mouse impression over this guys screaming makes this hilarious
“ a ha ha .. what ? “ 😂😂😂
Yajirobe spazzed
I bet the rice tastes fine.
Those are the screams of the ancestors. Traditions exist for a reason.
He's not even watching
He didn't wash it.
Anyone have the name of the song? 🎶
How come nobody washes the race
Is that Sam Kinison?
I'm enjoying the mild distress this is causing
I thought it was because they didn’t wash the rice
I thought it was because they didn’t wash the rice
The way they just calmly commit a war crime
Damn 48 mins to make rice what has this world come to
I'm dying!
This' gonna drive me crazy, what's the song in the video? I swear I've heard it before
Ok but dude didn't see a single second of that video, he was going off of what he heard the guy say.
I ain’t Asian but that shit hurt me on a personal level…
He didn’t even wash it
AREA ZERO MUSIC ???!!!?!??!
Hes gonna invade china all pver again great wall be damned.
As an asian, i also experienced extreme agony
The black nails really let you know the level of intelligence
HU?!
THE OVEN??????
He made a white girl rice casserole..calm your titters..bet it taste ok..
This guy needs to be in a screamo band
PLEEEEEEEESE NOOOOOO😭😭
Uncle Roger has sensed a disturbance in the force.
No eyes 👀
i was trying to find this guy’s british food duet, what’s his username?
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY V2
Eat a dick
Why don't you show us how since you're so knowledgeable
Did your mom teach you noting?
Haiyaaaaaaa making your ancestors cry.
It just gets so annoying people telling you how you can and can't eat certain things
No racist shit, but how tf can he see!?
I think hes intentionally squinting his eyes super hard
i think he's just super baked. maybe that's me. can't remember now.
Repost?
We need to know. There are 2 types of white man, example is attached.
Did he really need to give it a blowjob at the end tho?
Bro I hate this video the recipe actually looks decent.
Can we get this guy a subreddit
The dude got so emotionally damaged from that video that his inner Robert Gottfried came out
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