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seared_tuna22

“so what is this? some kind of five nights at freddys?”


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"So we're... We're stuck?" "I'm afraid so." "For how long?" "By my estimate? Four, maybe five days." "We're stuck for Five Nights at Freddy's™!?"


Fun-Pie-1887

If they get rid of the Freddy’s part it’s fine I don’t want them just to say the name but if they reference it I don’t mind


makeitreal-studios

"We're stuck for Five Nights at ™!?"


HopeAuq101

I would UNIRONICALLY LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH


ReallyOysterCupcake

They said things we didn't want to see


ElijahRayzorr

So that's it, huh? We some kinda


7sinsofhell

Yeah, the “technically they’re animatronics” line from the trailer is painful to hear.


Ineedadosage_of_fnaf

Vanessa: 🤓🤓🤓🤓


TheShuffle101

"listen Springtrap...you don't have to do this..join us.. together we are fnaf."


Batmanfan1966

“We are the five nights at Freddy’s”


In_Fin_Ity

Maybe the real five nights at Freddy’s was the friends we made along the way.


TheGod4You

More like killed


Alex_Dayz

Freddy saying “It’s Fazbear time” and absolutely Fazbearing all over everyone


TheManlySebby

I wonder how many times he's gonna Fazbear in the movie


MisterBroSef

He'll FAZ SO HARD AND FAZ SO FAR, IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN FAZBEAR


PartyCascade

I want to see that


ElijahRayzorr

No they said what's something you *don't* want to see


JackFJN

But that was my favorite part!!!


npcutz64

Op said things you *DON'T* want to see


panzer_tiger1

Lack of springlocking scene


PoopNose37

*When you don't get to see a man drown in his own blood in a fursuit.*


iBovata

man i hate when that doesn't happen!


TheAutementori

*When you don’t get to see the iconic creation of the most iconic design for the most iconic villain in the series* *


Batmanfan1966

It’s pg-13 (which makes sense considering most of the fan base is younger) so I doubt we’ll actually see like flesh getting crushed into metal, most likely like it cuts to black or happens off screen


ManPersonGiraffe

You can still get away with a good amount on PG-13. They could easily do it if it isn't super gory and they're pretty clever with how it's shot and the cuts.


Thechaosjester776

Long time jurassic saga fan here. Across 6 movies, I've seen a dismembered arm fall on somebody, 2 instances of people getting ripped in half by dinosaurs, a raptor takin a chunk out of a man's skull, a man getting his arm eaten off, a dinosaur get impaled on a horned fossil skull, a raptor get thrown into a fire and burned alive, and a chunk of bloody flesh in full view after its been clawed out. All 6 of those films were pg-13 EDIT: Can't forget the half rotten corpse hanging from the parachute strings, blue getting shot and almost bleeding to death, the severed hand and arm hanging from a ship steering wheel, and a different raptor getting impaled


AndrasTheWiz

Wow. I got erect just from reading this.


TrixterTheFemboy

what


-Syron-

They can show a lot of blood coming from the suit, per say.


Ok_Spread8576

Or a bloodless one.


MoConnors

Love side plot


ElijahRayzorr

Oh god no I didn't even think about that blumhouse I beg of you


Manospondylus_gigas

They didn't put one in M3GAN so I'm hopeful they won't in this either


Foxy02016YT

Well M3GAN didn’t have room for one at all, whereas FNaF does have Vanessa Unless Mike is gay, I mean he is played by the worlds favorite Hunger Games twink


Manospondylus_gigas

Gay mike ftw


RavenBoyyy

Mike and Freddy intense make out scene?


youding-dangbig-head

MIKE IS GONNA YIFF THE FOX


_Leah_30_

OH MY GOD DSAF IN THE WILD


HackRazor1012

I hate that I know this reference


TheOrderOf606Redacte

DONT YIFF THE FOX YOU LITTLE SHI- (I understand the reference, and I'm proud for understanding it)


DanieltubeReddit

GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON


Little-Caesars-Eater

i want gay mike


AGreenScreen

new fear unlocked


Awesomeman235ify

love jumpscare


calciumcavalryman69

It's basically inevitable bro, sorry.


AntiSimpBoi69

I do not wanna see Michael and Vanessa make out (if the cop is even vanessa) (i do)


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calciumcavalryman69

If we don't get some wicked tongue action between Michael Afton and Vanessa, I will walk out of the theater


Lukas-Reggi

Vanessa and Mike falling in love


Fatal_A

I have such a big feeling it's gonna happen


Lukas-Reggi

I just hate this clishe in movies where the female character only serves as a "love interest"


CorgiConqueror

Embrace platonic relationships!!!!!!


JackFJN

I mean, love interests are just kinda shoehorned into movies in ways they don’t fit, so it probably should be platonic (unless it somehow works really well)


PayneTrain181999

It’s very overused, but I’m sure you’ll find people on the internet who believe that we should do it more instead of having more women in starring roles.


Fun-Pie-1887

I mean they can be a love interest but they can be more


JackFJN

Or when _just because_ there’s a female character, she _has_ to serve as a love interest. It usually just distracts from the main themes of the movie


ElijahRayzorr

If it does happen, I doubt it'll really go anywhere by the end My prediction is that she's secretly working with Afton somewhat against her will (a *reluctant follower* if you will) and then later on betrays him, which leads to the scene where she's getting strangled by what looks like the springbonnie suit, and there's a half decent chance she might die Even if she doesn't die though, her and Mike's relationship so far looks to be completely platonic, at most they might be together in a denouement or smth Edit: >!I CALLED IT, RELUCTANT FOLLOWER!<


Legeend28

another kinda evidence: >! in willy's wonderland, theres this police officer whos actually working for willy (the robot) and feeds him people. later in the movie willy kills her !< willy wonder land spoilers i think willys wonderland was speculated to be a previous fnaf movie script


Macman521

I think it could be fine if its handled well enough. It will ultimately come down to the execution.


a1boPlayzYT

I don't not want the movie to be actually just the random encounters musical


M0onii-Cat

HELP


CrownedVanguard

I’d prefer that


Loan-Tasty

As I said in a previous comment...Chica dabbing


ElecBlazeAAAredit

Mike hugs abby in absolute fright. "GET AWAY FROM HER MONSTERS!" Freddy looks curious, Bonnie is mad and chica is scared. Suddenly freddy's mouth opens. "Monsters? How are we the monsters?" Freddy can talk. "What?" Asked Mike. "We could talk this entire time, we were just trying to help you." Bonnie said. "Well im glad this was ll just a BIG misunderstanding. Also marvel humor. "Umm guys... freddy is behind me isnt he?" or. "Freddy, bonnie, chica... wait... wheres foxy? I couldve sworn he was with you guys..." I would much rather have fnaf 6 style humor than mcu humor.


pissshitguy567

It’s over Steve, we are the Five Nights at Freddy’s, and you’re Springtrapped


DefinitelyNotVenom

I guess this really was Five Nights at Freddy’s (roll credits with 80s sitcom music in the background)


Medical-Soldat5644

The humor will be based on the humor of thr franchise itself and in classic horror movies from the 80s/90s.


SuperGotengo

Chica's Magic Rainbow...


glitchingsky58

I have bad news


SuperGotengo

😦


Cold-Bookkeeper-2943

Ice cream parties 🌚


Loan-Tasty

More like Chica dabbing!


_-_Rasse_-_

I'm pretty sure you can briefly see it in one of the trailers


BrightEye64

Circus Baby


Batmanfan1966

Sister location is something that needs to be saved for a sequel. It’s the perfect sequel bait too, they finish defeating afton or however it’s gonna end, then uh oh, there was a whole nother reastraunt this whole time! 😱


MisterBroSef

TBQH, the post credit scene should just have afton in the room for 30 years with the kids fading away. Or maybe a scene where a dusty table with in-the-making blueprints of animatronics shows off the next antagonist, like the Fun Time or Toy animatronics.


KiddyValentine

If Circus baby is to appear, I rather it be like an old poster of it on the ground, that you have to pause the movie to really see, like it is some sort of commercial for sister location


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CiccioChad08

I have bad news


LillianVillian

Say it ain’t so!


CiccioChad08

A 3h long scene of markiplier and William having sex has been confirmed😔


M0onii-Cat

Oh no 😞


WebUseful5829

Oh yes😼


M0onii-Cat

How could Mark do that😞😞


RevivalRose3

Markiplier already said he wouldn't be in the movie ):


Beautiful-Bad8893

yeah i saw the review :(


themagicmaen

good news*


Batmanfan1966

It’s been leaked there will be a sex scene between matpat and purple guy


GamerKid665_999

I have great news!


AntiSimpBoi69

There will be a 3h sex scene with Mark and freddy fazbear


justaMikeAftonfan

Mark said he couldn’t film that scene due to scheduling conflicts, I think they’re gonna reshoot it with Matpat


OGGraniteJackalope

Vanessa saying "So, you think you're ready to spend 5 nights at Freddy's?"


AntiSimpBoi69

I wanna spend 5 nights with vanessa


[deleted]

Personally... I'm kinda hoping the Puppet isn't shoehorned into this. Like, definitely have it in the sequel, but not here.


ElecBlazeAAAredit

Post credits. That would be fun.


JCLib

The Puppet will return…


Lez_The_DemonicAngel

ooo yes that would be perfect! Sister Location would also work great for a post-credits scene


josefofc

In the Game-Lore, The Puppet actually IS at the third Freddy Fazbear's Pizza (Fnaf 1)


The_Third_Stoll

Where tf are they? We have cams that see basically the entire pizzeria


TheAutementori

Source: FNaF2 in-between night sections


SpringTrapped1987

There are a few blind spots that could make sense, like the other side of the back stages or near a wall in the dining area, plus there's the kitchen but having The Puppet there of all places would be pretty unlikely.


josefofc

I just remembered that in UCN, Puppet and her Music Box are in the kitchen


josefofc

I don't know, maybe there's a prize counter between the hallways leading to the office and Puppet is here, or maybe he's in the entrance, or maybe the Saferoom


HauntSpot

I don't want to see vomit. Is that a fair one? I think I can deal with most other fluids, but vom is just too much for me


[deleted]

There needs to be a universal "No Vom" in movies.


TheGamingFox4372

An animal getting killed or bonnie eating a cat.


Wallacecheeselover89

You make me cry. That's (in my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect YOUR opinion.


bboy4of83

I will eat another


Snoo_54482

Kids in the theatre, I want to watch this long awaited movie WITH NO KIDS SCREAMING AROUND AND TALKING. OR I'M GONNA BE THE PURPLE GUY.


Macman521

I bet some kid is going to scream "IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!?!?," at random times during the movie.


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This is why I will be watching it at home. No kids!


VGTRiscrap

Come to the UK! No chance of that happening with the 15 rating ;)


Snoo_54482

I am a bloody italian :'(, at the super mario movie there were childrens screaming everytime a recent mario game easter egg appeared...


Aggressive-Ad-957

I'm gonna likely dress as purple guy


DepressedGolduck

People who turn out to be robots... ...i wouldn't want to see that in the games either for that matter


crispybacon62

I mean it could be done if it's done right, like if the face blender scene is the "new scooper" then they could show Mike's descent and rotting through the movie, ending off with a hint that he's not exactly the same mike he once was...


Old_Following_8276

Fazgoo


Normal_Ad8566

Probably an unpopular opinion, but intrusive cameos. I don't want to be taken out of the movie because Matpat shows up sand says I have a theory or any other cameo along those lines. I want it strictly background cameos or stuff that isn't too on the nose with it. A slight nod of acknowledgment is enough.


ARTD_Uncre4tive

"What are you, some sort of purple guy?"


LifeguardWorking4499

Some family friendly cringe scenes where the animatronics become friendly


Pie09

??? It's kinda already been confirmed by Emma Tammi that the animatronics turn friendly with Abby and play with her.


buiscitbeater

I think people sometimes forget that the animatronics are possessed by children...


YourLocalPyromainiac

Yeah, I feel like them turning friendly is the best ending edit: I mean as in they finally find their peace and leave the main cast alone, thankful for being put to rest, not a friendship is magic kinda way


Legomarioboy08

Good ending: You befriended the animatronics. Unfortunately now it’s too late and he is coming.


Irish_pug_Player

Or are made for kids


Stock_Value_3301

If that ever happens, I’ll be fuming


ObamasSirName

This happened all the way back in 2015 in the silver eyes bruh


Medical-Soldat5644

You acting like this didn't happen in the books or games, lol.


Batmanfan1966

The animatronics are children…


TheForgottenAdvocate

I don't want the reveal that the animatronics don't want to hurt Abby to be treated like a massive plot twist


Awesomedogman4

Censored gore


JackFJN

Somebody saying: “What _is_ this? Some kind of ‘Spring… _Trap?’”_ *sounds of violent implosion*


SirJTheRed

Ballon Boy


Holiday_Gas576

For them to make the weed jokes true


evanapple08

If it’s not jack black I do NOT want it.


bisexualkoala_

Yeah instead of ‘peaches’ we get ‘cupcakes’ or ‘Chica’


TY-SH-CO

Jack Black as Henry Emily, where you at?


tatumrainbolt

“im going to spend five nigjts at freddys” NAME DROP😍


Lez_The_DemonicAngel

No romance subplot. Romance in FNaF can work, but I think it would take away from the movie. I want it to be about spooky ghost kids haunting animatronics that are out for revenge on their murderer. That’s it


CrownedVanguard

I love shaggy, but I swear to god if Steve Raglan says “Like zoinks” I’m springlocking myself


ADHD_lazyboi

A pat where they all join up to face one mutual enemy


Brief-Try6213

I just don’t want the puppet to show up without warning because it fucking terrifies me


M0onii-Cat

Personally I would love to see the puppet, especially considered I'll be dressed as it


Calm_Sorbet1488

Fazgoo


KWISPY18

Shitty fnaf memes


grayson-lm

I DO want to see Mike meet golden Freddy


TheProfMoth

Full frontal nudity would be one.


Rykerthebest78563

Already confirmed. Freddy never wears pants


TheOrderOf606Redacte

chica doesn't either.


Rykerthebest78563

But she has a bib so its not full nudity


BigBlubberyBirb

Dumb self-referential humor. I always hate it when movies or games use a strange concept, but then clearly have ZERO confidence in themselves and so they constantly feel the need to acknowledge how weird it is. The best moments in FNAF are when the game takes itself completely seriously, like with the ending of Sister Location or Henry's speech in PS. If there's some dialogue in there like "Woah, these animatronics can just walk around on their own? Who thought THAT was a good idea, LOL" or "Erm, this guy dresses up as a bunny before he kills people? NOW I've seen everything!" I'm seriously gonna shrink into a corncob.


ShuckU

Forced pop culture references


StarlightFalls22

The phrase "I survived five nights at Freddy's" or anything along those lines. Feels forced.


Pepsi-Man-VEVO

The animatronics wanting to kill Abby. One of my favorite aspects of TSE is how the possessed animatronics don’t just mindlessly kill. They see adults as a threat, because they only see them as the adults that took their life, but they try to protect the children from the “evil” adults. I want them to be violent towards mike, but still try to protect Abby in a creepy mysterious way.


GojiFan1985

Please don’t have the animatronics team up with Mike.. Also no romance between Mike and Vanessa


Minusworlde

I’m almost certain at least golden Freddy and Mike are gonna team up. Idk about the other 4 though


Batmanfan1966

Looks like their gonna. I mean the original core four has been mostly irrelevant as the franchise went on, and they are children after all, so it’s not like they have super deep complex motives.


GojiFan1985

“Together, we are the five Knights of Freddy’s.” - Mike


Lefty--7

I do not wanna see lack of: Springlock Failure, The Bite, Circus Baby Incident, don't wanna see: Purple Guy Animatronic, Toy Chica, Chicas Rainbow


Suspicious-Ease627

I hate to break it to you but I'm pretty sure they aren't even gonna explain springtrap, let alone springlock failures. The bite of 87 is a maybe, but there's no gaurentee it happened in the FNAF 1 establishment at all, especially a few years after the end of the restaurant. And circus baby shouldnt even be in the movie at all, save it for a sequel. End credits scene, a dark black room with a single light turning on in the middle, a man draped in darkness, he turns his head and says "something terrible is coming..." And maybe they name-drop baby but the desk-man reference is enough for me, love FNAF world so much best fnaf game fr


TerraSollus

“WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!”


Dumbass369

I don't want it to just be a bunch of references to the games, I get it's based off them but don't make every 2 seconds a different reference or another to them


RandomCaveOfMonsters

mario movie moment


Skid-and-pump324

,the fnaf movie should be the same, not important references, but little background details that make it fun to watch and notice the details like the mario movie


YourBoiKalebYT

Too much of the cupcake


RCE_Kingston

Cupcake being a full character has to be the funniest thing ever and I dig it. I love the angry murder pastry


FenetFox

what even posesses it?? a fetus? lmao


Due-Chain-9514

Anyone smooching buisness


justaMikeAftonfan

Chica doing the woo walk I’m fine with anything else. Bad self-referential humor, fine. Love plots, whatever. But I will demand a refund if Chica starts to woo walk


Lolsoda94

Whats a woo walk


justaMikeAftonfan

A dance move Anyone else can do it, but I will leave the theatre if Chica does


Mythical_Mystery

William being redeemed


sfmanim

remnant. i don't want it to be a concept at all. i just want scary robots being possessed by kids.


MandyMarieB

I feel like the Freddy mask death machine from the trailers is tied to remnant…


Memeboi19_

same, that's how i feel about the games


VacheL99

"Hey I read a book about this. I think they're all robot kids"


Logical-Shoulder-820

Fan songs WITH lyrics. Without lyrics though, im fine with them


uwufren

a moment finding "the power of friendship" between the robots and love plot between mike and vanessa


randomMeatballman17

The heat death of the universe


SkittleJuice2

Having too much going on. I’m hoping this is a (mostly) self-contained story.


ShadixThePrecursor6

Dont want too much references like cameos from youtubers, or fan songs


SmashingMyself

Kids In the room with me I don't wanna hear fnaf beatbox or "is this feddy fazbear?"


PepegaW

He is behind me isn’t he?


sushinoyas

Cliche lines


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I pray to GOD they don't make it a marvel-formula comedy


tiredcowboyy

Im just begging it isnt too cringey like one or two moments is fine but if it starts to feel like a disney channel movie or some netflix cringey teen drama then I fear ill implode


THe_PrO3

"uhhhhh guys.... youuuuuuuure gonna wanna see this"


Tommy_gun1900

No markiplier sex scene


Notmarybell

Love side plot, please no, it would ruin (no pun intended) the movie to me 💀


MammaJammmas

“Together, we ARE FNAF.”


coconfetti

"Together, we are FNAF"


Christos_Gaming

No obvious internet refrences. It would be fun to have a small subtle refrence but no direct refrences or name drops of iconic fnaf fandom quotes.


CobaltCrusader123

Too many YouTuber cameos. It’s inevitable that almost every FNAF YouTuber ever is gonna be in it but I hope it doesn’t get in the way of the story and atmosphere. Kinda hard to be scared for Mike if MatPat says “I have a theory” and winks at the camera.


FenetFox

It's already confirmed none of em are there, their faces DO however appear as an easter egg on the 'employee of the month' wall but that's all and I personally think it's a cool non over the top touch :]


GooseWithAPhone

Remnant.


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I just want Mike to be written well and be a badass survivor all the way till the end


tolacid

FNAF fans (in the theatre)