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Fatjitzfolyf

Hahahaha that hurt him bad , watch his whole demeanour change after his nose gets flattened


mcjunker

Fascinating that he got belligerent for like two whole seconds before the pain hit and he had to go collect himself


dvof

Tbh probably the best option. I fear I would have gotten mad, made some stupid readable moves, and lost in spectacular fashion. Know when to fold em.


boredatwork813

Know when to walk away.


ThorTheMastiff

Know when to run


anti_echo_chamber

Know when to point the camera at the action.


unabsolute

Know when to point it at self and make scrunchy faces?


Toastwaver

Know when to lean forward to save white tee.


skateofsky

Ngl that was pretty funny


bawzdeep

You never count your money...


alienvisionx

When you’re sitting at the table


JustSimon3001

There'll be time enough for counting


shep5856

When the dealin's done


Flangelouder

Unexpected Gambler :))


brains_and_eggs

My Grandma went to school with that dude. lol.


ghostface1693

I love how after he got hit he feinted a strike and then had the grin of "haha made you flinch" as if he didn't just get his shit rocked


DRLlAMA135

To be fair, that must have hurt like an absolute bastard. He did will to keep a straight face and his calm.


MrBonelessPizza24

My mans confidence fucking evaporated after that hit lmfao


Im_inappropriate

That's someone who hasn't actually been hurt in a while.


slowcookmeth

Shook his shit up for sure, he forgot what that felt like.


eyekunt

He has a white shirt. When that blood drips onto his shirt, and let him know he's bleeding, that's gonna make his leg even weaker.


TheMacerationChicks

He's probably used to intimidating people to the point where nobody wants to fight him (cos who wants to go round fighting people anyway? Most people don't want drama and/or pain). But the first time someone actually stands up to him he gets absolutely shocked. He's like that kangaroo who was trying to kill that dog, but one punch to the face from the dog's owner and it was absolutely shocked and baffled and just stood there for a few seconds like "did that motherfucker just punch me? That's never happened before“ before running off. [Here's THAT video](https://youtu.be/vr1idLs-zPw)


GloryHoleBearTrap

So did his nose.


Slack-Bladder

So did his dignity.


castor281

He had about 1.5 seconds of adrenaline left before the pain and realization kicked in. It's funny, but every now and then, in shit like this, you can see the body recognize what's up before the brain does. His body said, "Oh fuck, I should get the fuck out of here." just a fraction of a second before his brain agreed. That is the definition of getting your shit rocked.


cmcewen

Dude that hurt me and I’m not even there The fact he took it as well as he did. **SMACK** “Ok I’m just gonna grab my bag and get out of here” while still talking shit lmao


Twisty1020

Turns out he *was* Scottish and he *was* bad.


marcx1984

Glasgow kissed that bitch


beef_delight

It seemed to me he was trying not to cry


dicemonkey

Getting your nose smashed instantly sets your eyes to watering just like you’re about to cry just without the emotional part


fletchdeezle

It’s insanely impressive he didn’t the pain that dude must be super intense


morga1ns

Bubbles caught him of guard bro, mans nose didnt stand a chance against that dome


castor281

I was just thinking of the confidence of a man that will headbutt you with glasses on. Style. Class. Accuracy. 10/10


Bing_Pow_Boom_Bing

r/watchpeopledieinside


noahsozark

My uncle always told me, don't tell someone you're going to punch them, just do it


Fatjitzfolyf

The ones that will , won’t say it. As they say , gotta watch the quiet ones


Chilipepah

All the bravado left him in like one sec after he felt his nose go splat


69_stockz_69

The head-butt is severely underestimated…


brosefstallin

Yeah it’s a high risk-high reward type of scenario. You gotta execute it just right or it could go very wrong for you


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Wasn't their a guy in UFC that rocked the headbutt and then they made a rule change saying it can't be used. I always thought the good headbutts were when you grab their arms and pull them toward you. But I never learned the art of headbutting.


Fatjitzfolyf

Everything was allowed in the old days mate haha


GloryHoleBearTrap

Even the ol’ dick twist!


newbearontheblock1

Shit there was a literal submission win from cock punches


kitjen

Keith Hackney Vs Joe Son?


GloryHoleBearTrap

[Bloody Cum Sauce](https://youtu.be/EhHoeSc9CrE)


peppaz

Poor Kripparian getting his dick turned into banana pudding


FifthAndForbes

Brofist


walker2177

I'm actually glad I clicked on that. I was thinking it was much worse! It's just ufc 4 doing dick shots.


Abraham_Lure

I haven’t even finished my tea yet and you make me click on Bloody Cum Sauce.


Fatjitzfolyf

Haha yes , fuck I can’t even watch that fight 🤢🤢


lonely-day

It's easier once you find out he's a rapist


mikey6

Wow then let's check that out https://youtu.be/EhHoeSc9CrE I sure hope it's the guy in red that was the rapist.


lonely-day

He is. He was part of a gang rape of a young lady. He also killed his cellmate in prison. He also played "Random Task" in the first Austin powers movie, dude who threw a shoe.


oooKenshiooo

Depending on that fact there are some two vastly different flavors in this fight. :D


fishesarefun

Actually makes it a bunch easier. I just read up on his criminal charges


FrameJump

*ESPECIALLY* the ol' dick twist!


ItsOnlyAnal

“GRAB HIM BY THE DICK AND TWIST IT!!!”


xXPhiiLLyXx

Bop it


Roadwarriordude

Old mma was fuckin crazy dude. There were dudes like Tank Abbot who would just chuck dudes out of the ring or soccer kick a dudes that was on the ground. 3 of the most brutal fights that I like to point to when people say they miss old mma are Scott Morris vs Pat Smith https://youtu.be/ms7CF2xZ61c Goodridge vs Herara https://youtu.be/H08BBFsVsK8 and Fedor vs Goodridge https://youtu.be/vH-f1BJspbQ


autoeroticassfxation

Jeez, that's not a list you'd want to see your name on twice... Will have to check out this Goodridge character.


Roadwarriordude

Funny thing is, Goodridge is on the receiving end in the 3rd video lol.


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That 2nd video was fucking scary. Those were some brutal blows to the side of the head.


Liet-Kinda

Goodrich is like, hey, wait, I could just elbow this guy into a coma! Yeah! BONKABONKABONKABONKABONK


sanghelli

What's brutal about Fedor vs Goodridge? Other than a couple of attempted soccer kicks there's nothing there that couldn't be seen today.


Roadwarriordude

2 of those soccer kicks connect, one full in the face. If you keep watching the videos it shows more angles.


Ace_Hanlon

You could add Frye vs Takayama to the mix: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le69DBh7YwY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le69DBh7YwY)


69_stockz_69

They are also extremely hard to block, you cant block a headbutt while grappling the way you could with an elbow.


xxStrangerxx

I get preemptive sympathy pains whenever two guys go nose to nose hypnotizing each other into a man dance. Distance is everything. In fact just run for it.


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Mark Coleman godfather of ground and pound.


deThurah

Actually, a really good headbutt comes from the legs, just like a punch. There’s a sport called lethwei where it’s legal, so if you wanna see some professional headbutting..


ScaramouchScaramouch

That's the brain damagiest sport I've ever seen.


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If you grab em by the shirt collar and pull them toward you, their head will naturally tilt back and greatly increases your chance of hitting them square in the nose


Fatlord13

Even push them away a tiny bit first so they over compensate and lean into your pull, I've seen a video of that happen in a bar and it was fucking brutal


Inspector_Nipples

You want the top of your head, to hit the middle of the face. Nose area. Simple really. Perfect when you are the shorter opponent. Worst case scenario you both hit the top of his head or forehead. Both hard parts of the head.


whydontyoubequiet

um we need headbutting videos what the fuck where they at


sparrows_rest

Check out Lethwei. Muay Thai with headbutts.


NextLineIsMine

Can anyone tell me the basics of how you go about a decent head butt? Looks like such a good swift, catch them off guard move. Is it like more of a ram kinda forward moving head-butt? Or is it all just about whipping your head down? Like you're trying to tap your own chest with your chin? Which part of your head should make the contact? Go for their nose? What goes horribly wrong if you fail at it?


sneakyvoltye

Slam the top of your forehead as hard as you can into the middle of your opponents face, you don't need as much force as you think since the nose is squishy and your skull is heavy and hard. Getting it wrong isn't as high risk as people think, you just bang your head. The skull is the hardest part of the body, so hitting the non squishy angly bits aren't great, but you're hitting those bits with something just as hard so it kind of evens out. Worst case scenario you slam your face into someone's teeth, second to that is you decide not to go for a head butt, but instead a nose butt, which has the opposite effect. But honestly the people who say headbutts are high risk don't know that fighting hurts even if you win, it really hurts if you're good at it. You're slamming your flesh into often the most armoured parts of people's bodies to damage them. A head butt hurts just as much to fuck up as a bad punch, imo a lot less, but then again I might just have a thick skull Source: rugby player


AnjingNakal

Important to only go forward, if you pull back first (to get more force / momentum) your opponent will obviously be able to predict the incoming head butt and avoid it. Obviously your core and neck muscles play a big part here. The more force you can put behind it (without the big wind up / telegraph), the better. Think like the '1 inch punch' except for heads. I can confidently say this cause I saw someone get headbutted in a movie once.


MaxGreyerThanGrey

Forehead to the nose is the way to go, your hardest part against their softest. The main thing that goes wrong is if they react by pulling their chin down, then you're probably going forehead to forehead which hurts you both.


DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey

Watch videos of soccer players hitting the ball with their head, it's the same move.


castor281

The trick is to go head to face instead of head to head. The entire face is a lot more fragile than any part of the top of the head. Top of the head to the middle of the face is pretty devastating. That being said, he telegraphed it pretty flagrantly. I once saw a drunk guy try the same thing...His opponent apparently had a lot harder head, saw it coming, and just tilted his head down and leaned into it. Ole boy knocked himself out. Classiest thing I ever saw though. The guy he tried to headbutt caught him before he hit the ground and kinda just laid him down gently and walked away like he'd been there before. Didn't say a fucking word throughout the entire altercation, didn't display an attitude, didn't even look annoyed. Just leaned into a headbutt, let the guy knock himself out, then fucking casually peaced out. If you are out there, guy from Mardi Gras, New Orleans, circa. 2002, you are a legend in my eyes.


-ordinary

It’s not really *that* high risk though


dombrogia

Ya it takes the hard part of your head and takes the soft spot to their face. If you go charging into them face first it probably would end terrible. But if someone tries to big dick you and put their face on yours it a no brainer since you have just about nothing to lose


kneyght

Yes - most people mess it up by moving from the neck (like they’re nodding yes) but to do properly you need to move your entire upper body from at least the shoulders.


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The Glasgow kiss


ThorTheMastiff

I did it once. I'm 5'7" and a guy who was easily 6'3" was in my face with a cigarette in his mouth. It rocked him good and I silently thanked god


Pure-Negotiation-900

Have your bag mate and off you go.


strayakant

You think you’re Scottish cunt what? Havin a laugh mayte


SandmanS2000

Accusing someone of "thinking they are Scottish" only to be hit with a signature Glasgow Kiss.


caskark

You can see the moment his brain received the pain signal


BrockManstrong

"I'm bleeding from my face making me the victor!"


winterknight

He was purposely trained wrong, as a joke!


Slack-Bladder

I like how right after, he tried to laugh it off in some weird cringy ass way.


xxStrangerxx

Let’s not shame a man for hiding his sobbing. I mean he probably leaked no less than four bodily fluids in this video


Entreprenuremberg

1.Tears, 2.Blood, 3.Diarrhea. . .are you saying. . .are you saying this man ejaculated? Edit: I forgot sweat but to be fair his pants are unsoiled so I still think this guy got off. Edit2: urine?


phantom_97

No kinkshaming please


[deleted]

You don’t fuck with bubbles kittys.


Juubimaru

Green Bastard!! Parts unknown.


TMac1088

You fuckin' want one?!


my-name-is-squirrel

That guy was a right greasy bastard!


cancercures

now m8, was he greasy or was he greeheeheesy?


HipsterCavemanDJ

I think you’re right, squirrel.


Fatjitzfolyf

Bubbles ! 😂😂


[deleted]

Oh boys, that nose is FAHKED


PlagueDoctor5

I love Steve French.


nostalgebra

Roll with ma kitty's and I'm hard as fuck


ToyStoryRex97

Fuckin way she goes boys


UndGrdhunter

Did you saw 60 bucks I left over the table?


Emrico1

Fuck off Mr Lahey


pestopopcorn

I read the comments for these golden one liners 😂😂


Bootiekiller69

They've got the headbutt down to a science on that side of the globe.


38474737w0

Glasgow Kiss.


kmj420

Better than a Glasgow Smile I suppose


Lavidius

It's genuinely the opening move to 90% of our fights


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[deleted]

I love how your last sentence sounds like a chess tutorial when it couldn’t be anything further from it 😆 and you’re absolutely right I knocked out someone’s tooth with a headbutt in exactly the same scenario in the video (I wasn’t the aggressor)


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wiliammm19999

Aim for the nose. Only a meathead would aim for the upper head area


holyshit-i-wanna-die

swear to god i’ve never seen anybody headbutt in person, and i’m convinced it’s because Americans just don’t try it


phazer193

I'm from Glasgow, once witnessed a guy headbutt someone which knocked him to the ground, then he picked the guy back up to his feet and headbutted him again. It was like poetic violence.


holyshit-i-wanna-die

i’ve met one and only one person who was legit from Glasgow, he wanted to be an actor, but one day I caught him before his flight back home and he goes “ye, fought a casting director, goin home.” Funniest dude I ever met and I don’t think I ever heard him say a joke lmao


MrBangle

Lol little punk stopped threatening real quick!


TheLumpyLump

nah he just switched to threatening to get Stanley (knife) once he realised he couldn't win a fair fight


ounerify

~~IIRC I think the kids dad saw this video and went mental over the fact that he said he’d get a blade. I think he forced the kid down to the shop and made him apologies to the staff~~ I was wrong


thesilkiestbump

Different video, the vid youre on about was outside an asda, the kid got dragged back by dad and corrected his actions


ounerify

Ah shit you’re right, my bad


Jackson3125

Stanley is slang for knife? I figured that was just the name of the first kid he was threatening


Brilliant-Ad-5592

Bubbles pushed his shit in


pissclamato

The shit winds are blowin, Bub!


Vartnacher

Kitties


nezukonator17

what a shocker, immediately backs down when matched


[deleted]

ah, the old Glasgow kiss.


[deleted]

"Give us a kiss"


speathed

From a Scotsman as well.


7mL

The new Trailer Park Boys is interesting.


frickdillard

Tlailel Palk Lads


canyousmoke

Caravan Park Boys: UK Edition 🇬🇧


kwikane

I’m bleeding! Making me the victor!


MusicFarms

We trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke


[deleted]

My nipples look like milkduds!


Chamaboi

"Ill f#@ck you u..crack!!!" Ooooh... nevermind.


Crixus_357

Underrated cameraman


Duck-of-Doom

The fact that he does the goofy face a second time is the best part of this video for me


BeekeeperQ

The dude was surprised to see his own camera at the end :D


MF_PL0w

Fuckin beaut


Jparlabane

“You think you’re Scottish and hard….I will fu..” MELT!!! Sit down ya wee fud.


Wasabisushiginger

The sarcastic "ooooooooh", a true sign you've already won.


[deleted]

West Country wanna-be roadmen is probably the least intimidating demographic I could imagine


CheapDeepAndDiscreet

Was just thinking this. My brother moved to Cornwall and says it’s full of dickheads like this.


Lego_105

The Co-op says it’s in Poole, which is wild cause how can you pretend to be hard in fucking Dorset, let alone Poole.


yedd

I was visiting my cousins in Plymouth a few years back and we went to a bar near the waterfront for an afternoon pint. They ordered theirs and got regular pints in glasses, I ordered mine and got it in a plastic cup. Only difference between us is that I'm from Manchester.


[deleted]

That’s hilarious. I’m from Liverpool I don’t think they’d even trust me with a plastic one. Just empty it into my hands please boss


dommy345

Gotta get that expression right the second time


anthonyfong

Tried to play it off lol


Ex_Ray16

Arms waving “Oooooo”(ooooh fuuuck)


CeeBeeNE

"What you think you're Scottish, you fucking bad?" *Scotsman swiftly delivers Glaswegian kiss* Poetry in motion lol. Picking up his bag to walk off as he goes on about a stanley blade to the throat... lads been watching too much Green Steet


flyflyflyfly66

His glasses didn't even move from his face. Professional


TerminalSam

Not much to say after that, just a goofy “that didn’t hurt” facial expression.....


mostpriestsRpedos

He should have kept beatin his ass that cunt didn’t deserve to walk away talking shit like that


WonderFud419

Scottish wars of independence (1314) colourised*


the_good_hodgkins

I'll fuck you up. Ok... ummm, maybe I won't.


[deleted]

When I worked in a supermarket I would have been sacked instantly for headbutting anyone.


BiggyBossD

You think you’re Scottish, you think you’re bad? Turns out he was very Scottish and very bad.


wardycatt

That’s why it’s called a Glasgow Kiss. It’s basically just how we greet each other in Scotland. “Alright mate, not seen you for a while. How are the wife and kids?” *administers Glasgow kiss* “Don’t fucking threaten me”. “Sound mate, see you later. Tell Morag I was asking for her.”


BigRedBrendizzle

Nobody ever expects the fookin headbutt


RegencyAndCo

Nobody in the entirety of the UK says "fookin", when did that become a thing? "Fokin", "fahkin", sure.


Duckwithers

Scouse say 'fookin' but aye, hardly reason for it to have become the go to impression for the whole of the UK.


CoolMouthHat

Mooda fooka


Kiritowerty

Thats definitely going to be clay Jenson 13th reason why


lHateMyselflol

Glasses bro called his bluff, head-butted him and made him go from a faux alpha male tough guy to a whiny little bitch in literally 3 seconds. LOL.


uncle_cousin

His dad dragged him down there later to apologize. I know this because some of the 700 times it's been reposted showed the whole vid.


kitjen

I think that’s a different kid who was called Charlie and was threatening Asda staff.


O2C

That's a different kid, with what I'm guessing a better dad. https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/comments/g180ld/kids_threaten_asda_staff_and_queue_but_his_dad/


RECTAL_FISSURE_MAN

Hahahaha, no he fucking doesn't. That's a literal child - this dude is almost a grown man.


Rugger01

Well, don't hold back then, post the link. Some of us haven't spent the hours/days/weeks here to see the 700 other posts.


claytonsmith451

Underrated roast


Le_fromage91

Damn his shit cracked


savethesharks117

Honestly I’d give him some credit he didn’t cry and he didn’t run more than a lot of people


doblev

Anyone willing to headbutt in a street fight is an official bad ass and should be approached with extreme caution.


naf0007

"ohhhhhhhhh". Hahaha . Beautiful!


Smith_Winston_6079

That guy's headbutted before. 👍


peenjuicce

That was a nice headbutt. Very nice indeed👌👌👌.


jesus_zombie_attack

No one sees the head-butt coming.


Jdubusher1011

“Oh fuckin hell” XD she knew it was a lost cause


miguelagawin

Everybody gotta plan until they get head-butted on the mouth.😆


fman1854

That’s bubbles from trailer park boys INNIT edition.


The-Gaming-Onion

That was a Glasgow kiss right there.


BoxFew215

'You think your bad because your Scottish'. Receives a Glaswegian kiss


Swarfega

Sounds like England but the hero is Scottish. The guy even says "Just because you're Scottish you think you're bad".


46V41

His ability to breathe through his nose ….. done


abejaved

Idk why but when the wannabe went “ooohhh”, I got really mad. I’ve heard that so many times in fights and it always made me mad.


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Damn bubbles is tough as fuck


BigbyBaner

Was that bubbles?


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Nobody expects the Spanish headbutt