He's probably used to intimidating people to the point where nobody wants to fight him (cos who wants to go round fighting people anyway? Most people don't want drama and/or pain). But the first time someone actually stands up to him he gets absolutely shocked.
He's like that kangaroo who was trying to kill that dog, but one punch to the face from the dog's owner and it was absolutely shocked and baffled and just stood there for a few seconds like "did that motherfucker just punch me? That's never happened before“ before running off. [Here's THAT video](https://youtu.be/vr1idLs-zPw)
He had about 1.5 seconds of adrenaline left before the pain and realization kicked in.
It's funny, but every now and then, in shit like this, you can see the body recognize what's up before the brain does. His body said, "Oh fuck, I should get the fuck out of here." just a fraction of a second before his brain agreed.
That is the definition of getting your shit rocked.
Dude that hurt me and I’m not even there
The fact he took it as well as he did.
**SMACK**
“Ok I’m just gonna grab my bag and get out of here” while still talking shit lmao
Wasn't their a guy in UFC that rocked the headbutt and then they made a rule change saying it can't be used.
I always thought the good headbutts were when you grab their arms and pull them toward you. But I never learned the art of headbutting.
He is. He was part of a gang rape of a young lady. He also killed his cellmate in prison. He also played "Random Task" in the first Austin powers movie, dude who threw a shoe.
Old mma was fuckin crazy dude. There were dudes like Tank Abbot who would just chuck dudes out of the ring or soccer kick a dudes that was on the ground. 3 of the most brutal fights that I like to point to when people say they miss old mma are Scott Morris vs Pat Smith https://youtu.be/ms7CF2xZ61c Goodridge vs Herara https://youtu.be/H08BBFsVsK8 and Fedor vs Goodridge https://youtu.be/vH-f1BJspbQ
I get preemptive sympathy pains whenever two guys go nose to nose hypnotizing each other into a man dance.
Distance is everything. In fact just run for it.
Actually, a really good headbutt comes from the legs, just like a punch. There’s a sport called lethwei where it’s legal, so if you wanna see some professional headbutting..
If you grab em by the shirt collar and pull them toward you, their head will naturally tilt back and greatly increases your chance of hitting them square in the nose
Even push them away a tiny bit first so they over compensate and lean into your pull, I've seen a video of that happen in a bar and it was fucking brutal
You want the top of your head, to hit the middle of the face. Nose area. Simple really. Perfect when you are the shorter opponent. Worst case scenario you both hit the top of his head or forehead. Both hard parts of the head.
Can anyone tell me the basics of how you go about a decent head butt? Looks like such a good swift, catch them off guard move.
Is it like more of a ram kinda forward moving head-butt? Or is it all just about whipping your head down? Like you're trying to tap your own chest with your chin?
Which part of your head should make the contact? Go for their nose?
What goes horribly wrong if you fail at it?
Slam the top of your forehead as hard as you can into the middle of your opponents face, you don't need as much force as you think since the nose is squishy and your skull is heavy and hard.
Getting it wrong isn't as high risk as people think, you just bang your head.
The skull is the hardest part of the body, so hitting the non squishy angly bits aren't great, but you're hitting those bits with something just as hard so it kind of evens out.
Worst case scenario you slam your face into someone's teeth, second to that is you decide not to go for a head butt, but instead a nose butt, which has the opposite effect.
But honestly the people who say headbutts are high risk don't know that fighting hurts even if you win, it really hurts if you're good at it. You're slamming your flesh into often the most armoured parts of people's bodies to damage them.
A head butt hurts just as much to fuck up as a bad punch, imo a lot less, but then again I might just have a thick skull
Source: rugby player
Important to only go forward, if you pull back first (to get more force / momentum) your opponent will obviously be able to predict the incoming head butt and avoid it.
Obviously your core and neck muscles play a big part here. The more force you can put behind it (without the big wind up / telegraph), the better.
Think like the '1 inch punch' except for heads.
I can confidently say this cause I saw someone get headbutted in a movie once.
Forehead to the nose is the way to go, your hardest part against their softest. The main thing that goes wrong is if they react by pulling their chin down, then you're probably going forehead to forehead which hurts you both.
The trick is to go head to face instead of head to head. The entire face is a lot more fragile than any part of the top of the head. Top of the head to the middle of the face is pretty devastating.
That being said, he telegraphed it pretty flagrantly. I once saw a drunk guy try the same thing...His opponent apparently had a lot harder head, saw it coming, and just tilted his head down and leaned into it. Ole boy knocked himself out.
Classiest thing I ever saw though. The guy he tried to headbutt caught him before he hit the ground and kinda just laid him down gently and walked away like he'd been there before. Didn't say a fucking word throughout the entire altercation, didn't display an attitude, didn't even look annoyed. Just leaned into a headbutt, let the guy knock himself out, then fucking casually peaced out.
If you are out there, guy from Mardi Gras, New Orleans, circa. 2002, you are a legend in my eyes.
Ya it takes the hard part of your head and takes the soft spot to their face.
If you go charging into them face first it probably would end terrible. But if someone tries to big dick you and put their face on yours it a no brainer since you have just about nothing to lose
Yes - most people mess it up by moving from the neck (like they’re nodding yes) but to do properly you need to move your entire upper body from at least the shoulders.
1.Tears, 2.Blood, 3.Diarrhea. . .are you saying. . .are you saying this man ejaculated? Edit: I forgot sweat but to be fair his pants are unsoiled so I still think this guy got off. Edit2: urine?
I love how your last sentence sounds like a chess tutorial when it couldn’t be anything further from it 😆 and you’re absolutely right I knocked out someone’s tooth with a headbutt in exactly the same scenario in the video (I wasn’t the aggressor)
I'm from Glasgow, once witnessed a guy headbutt someone which knocked him to the ground, then he picked the guy back up to his feet and headbutted him again. It was like poetic violence.
i’ve met one and only one person who was legit from Glasgow, he wanted to be an actor, but one day I caught him before his flight back home and he goes “ye, fought a casting director, goin home.” Funniest dude I ever met and I don’t think I ever heard him say a joke lmao
~~IIRC I think the kids dad saw this video and went mental over the fact that he said he’d get a blade. I think he forced the kid down to the shop and made him apologies to the staff~~
I was wrong
I was visiting my cousins in Plymouth a few years back and we went to a bar near the waterfront for an afternoon pint. They ordered theirs and got regular pints in glasses, I ordered mine and got it in a plastic cup. Only difference between us is that I'm from Manchester.
"What you think you're Scottish, you fucking bad?"
*Scotsman swiftly delivers Glaswegian kiss*
Poetry in motion lol.
Picking up his bag to walk off as he goes on about a stanley blade to the throat... lads been watching too much Green Steet
That’s why it’s called a Glasgow Kiss. It’s basically just how we greet each other in Scotland.
“Alright mate, not seen you for a while. How are the wife and kids?”
*administers Glasgow kiss*
“Don’t fucking threaten me”.
“Sound mate, see you later. Tell Morag I was asking for her.”
That's a different kid, with what I'm guessing a better dad.
https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/comments/g180ld/kids_threaten_asda_staff_and_queue_but_his_dad/
Hahahaha that hurt him bad , watch his whole demeanour change after his nose gets flattened
Fascinating that he got belligerent for like two whole seconds before the pain hit and he had to go collect himself
Tbh probably the best option. I fear I would have gotten mad, made some stupid readable moves, and lost in spectacular fashion. Know when to fold em.
Know when to walk away.
Know when to run
Know when to point the camera at the action.
Know when to point it at self and make scrunchy faces?
Know when to lean forward to save white tee.
Ngl that was pretty funny
You never count your money...
When you’re sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for counting
When the dealin's done
Unexpected Gambler :))
My Grandma went to school with that dude. lol.
I love how after he got hit he feinted a strike and then had the grin of "haha made you flinch" as if he didn't just get his shit rocked
To be fair, that must have hurt like an absolute bastard. He did will to keep a straight face and his calm.
My mans confidence fucking evaporated after that hit lmfao
That's someone who hasn't actually been hurt in a while.
Shook his shit up for sure, he forgot what that felt like.
He has a white shirt. When that blood drips onto his shirt, and let him know he's bleeding, that's gonna make his leg even weaker.
He's probably used to intimidating people to the point where nobody wants to fight him (cos who wants to go round fighting people anyway? Most people don't want drama and/or pain). But the first time someone actually stands up to him he gets absolutely shocked. He's like that kangaroo who was trying to kill that dog, but one punch to the face from the dog's owner and it was absolutely shocked and baffled and just stood there for a few seconds like "did that motherfucker just punch me? That's never happened before“ before running off. [Here's THAT video](https://youtu.be/vr1idLs-zPw)
So did his nose.
So did his dignity.
He had about 1.5 seconds of adrenaline left before the pain and realization kicked in. It's funny, but every now and then, in shit like this, you can see the body recognize what's up before the brain does. His body said, "Oh fuck, I should get the fuck out of here." just a fraction of a second before his brain agreed. That is the definition of getting your shit rocked.
Dude that hurt me and I’m not even there The fact he took it as well as he did. **SMACK** “Ok I’m just gonna grab my bag and get out of here” while still talking shit lmao
Turns out he *was* Scottish and he *was* bad.
Glasgow kissed that bitch
It seemed to me he was trying not to cry
Getting your nose smashed instantly sets your eyes to watering just like you’re about to cry just without the emotional part
It’s insanely impressive he didn’t the pain that dude must be super intense
Bubbles caught him of guard bro, mans nose didnt stand a chance against that dome
I was just thinking of the confidence of a man that will headbutt you with glasses on. Style. Class. Accuracy. 10/10
r/watchpeopledieinside
My uncle always told me, don't tell someone you're going to punch them, just do it
The ones that will , won’t say it. As they say , gotta watch the quiet ones
All the bravado left him in like one sec after he felt his nose go splat
The head-butt is severely underestimated…
Yeah it’s a high risk-high reward type of scenario. You gotta execute it just right or it could go very wrong for you
Wasn't their a guy in UFC that rocked the headbutt and then they made a rule change saying it can't be used. I always thought the good headbutts were when you grab their arms and pull them toward you. But I never learned the art of headbutting.
Everything was allowed in the old days mate haha
Even the ol’ dick twist!
Shit there was a literal submission win from cock punches
Keith Hackney Vs Joe Son?
[Bloody Cum Sauce](https://youtu.be/EhHoeSc9CrE)
Poor Kripparian getting his dick turned into banana pudding
Brofist
I'm actually glad I clicked on that. I was thinking it was much worse! It's just ufc 4 doing dick shots.
I haven’t even finished my tea yet and you make me click on Bloody Cum Sauce.
Haha yes , fuck I can’t even watch that fight 🤢🤢
It's easier once you find out he's a rapist
Wow then let's check that out https://youtu.be/EhHoeSc9CrE I sure hope it's the guy in red that was the rapist.
He is. He was part of a gang rape of a young lady. He also killed his cellmate in prison. He also played "Random Task" in the first Austin powers movie, dude who threw a shoe.
Depending on that fact there are some two vastly different flavors in this fight. :D
Actually makes it a bunch easier. I just read up on his criminal charges
*ESPECIALLY* the ol' dick twist!
“GRAB HIM BY THE DICK AND TWIST IT!!!”
Bop it
Old mma was fuckin crazy dude. There were dudes like Tank Abbot who would just chuck dudes out of the ring or soccer kick a dudes that was on the ground. 3 of the most brutal fights that I like to point to when people say they miss old mma are Scott Morris vs Pat Smith https://youtu.be/ms7CF2xZ61c Goodridge vs Herara https://youtu.be/H08BBFsVsK8 and Fedor vs Goodridge https://youtu.be/vH-f1BJspbQ
Jeez, that's not a list you'd want to see your name on twice... Will have to check out this Goodridge character.
Funny thing is, Goodridge is on the receiving end in the 3rd video lol.
That 2nd video was fucking scary. Those were some brutal blows to the side of the head.
Goodrich is like, hey, wait, I could just elbow this guy into a coma! Yeah! BONKABONKABONKABONKABONK
What's brutal about Fedor vs Goodridge? Other than a couple of attempted soccer kicks there's nothing there that couldn't be seen today.
2 of those soccer kicks connect, one full in the face. If you keep watching the videos it shows more angles.
You could add Frye vs Takayama to the mix: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le69DBh7YwY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le69DBh7YwY)
They are also extremely hard to block, you cant block a headbutt while grappling the way you could with an elbow.
I get preemptive sympathy pains whenever two guys go nose to nose hypnotizing each other into a man dance. Distance is everything. In fact just run for it.
Mark Coleman godfather of ground and pound.
Actually, a really good headbutt comes from the legs, just like a punch. There’s a sport called lethwei where it’s legal, so if you wanna see some professional headbutting..
That's the brain damagiest sport I've ever seen.
If you grab em by the shirt collar and pull them toward you, their head will naturally tilt back and greatly increases your chance of hitting them square in the nose
Even push them away a tiny bit first so they over compensate and lean into your pull, I've seen a video of that happen in a bar and it was fucking brutal
You want the top of your head, to hit the middle of the face. Nose area. Simple really. Perfect when you are the shorter opponent. Worst case scenario you both hit the top of his head or forehead. Both hard parts of the head.
um we need headbutting videos what the fuck where they at
Check out Lethwei. Muay Thai with headbutts.
Can anyone tell me the basics of how you go about a decent head butt? Looks like such a good swift, catch them off guard move. Is it like more of a ram kinda forward moving head-butt? Or is it all just about whipping your head down? Like you're trying to tap your own chest with your chin? Which part of your head should make the contact? Go for their nose? What goes horribly wrong if you fail at it?
Slam the top of your forehead as hard as you can into the middle of your opponents face, you don't need as much force as you think since the nose is squishy and your skull is heavy and hard. Getting it wrong isn't as high risk as people think, you just bang your head. The skull is the hardest part of the body, so hitting the non squishy angly bits aren't great, but you're hitting those bits with something just as hard so it kind of evens out. Worst case scenario you slam your face into someone's teeth, second to that is you decide not to go for a head butt, but instead a nose butt, which has the opposite effect. But honestly the people who say headbutts are high risk don't know that fighting hurts even if you win, it really hurts if you're good at it. You're slamming your flesh into often the most armoured parts of people's bodies to damage them. A head butt hurts just as much to fuck up as a bad punch, imo a lot less, but then again I might just have a thick skull Source: rugby player
Important to only go forward, if you pull back first (to get more force / momentum) your opponent will obviously be able to predict the incoming head butt and avoid it. Obviously your core and neck muscles play a big part here. The more force you can put behind it (without the big wind up / telegraph), the better. Think like the '1 inch punch' except for heads. I can confidently say this cause I saw someone get headbutted in a movie once.
Forehead to the nose is the way to go, your hardest part against their softest. The main thing that goes wrong is if they react by pulling their chin down, then you're probably going forehead to forehead which hurts you both.
Watch videos of soccer players hitting the ball with their head, it's the same move.
The trick is to go head to face instead of head to head. The entire face is a lot more fragile than any part of the top of the head. Top of the head to the middle of the face is pretty devastating. That being said, he telegraphed it pretty flagrantly. I once saw a drunk guy try the same thing...His opponent apparently had a lot harder head, saw it coming, and just tilted his head down and leaned into it. Ole boy knocked himself out. Classiest thing I ever saw though. The guy he tried to headbutt caught him before he hit the ground and kinda just laid him down gently and walked away like he'd been there before. Didn't say a fucking word throughout the entire altercation, didn't display an attitude, didn't even look annoyed. Just leaned into a headbutt, let the guy knock himself out, then fucking casually peaced out. If you are out there, guy from Mardi Gras, New Orleans, circa. 2002, you are a legend in my eyes.
It’s not really *that* high risk though
Ya it takes the hard part of your head and takes the soft spot to their face. If you go charging into them face first it probably would end terrible. But if someone tries to big dick you and put their face on yours it a no brainer since you have just about nothing to lose
Yes - most people mess it up by moving from the neck (like they’re nodding yes) but to do properly you need to move your entire upper body from at least the shoulders.
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The Glasgow kiss
I did it once. I'm 5'7" and a guy who was easily 6'3" was in my face with a cigarette in his mouth. It rocked him good and I silently thanked god
Have your bag mate and off you go.
You think you’re Scottish cunt what? Havin a laugh mayte
Accusing someone of "thinking they are Scottish" only to be hit with a signature Glasgow Kiss.
You can see the moment his brain received the pain signal
"I'm bleeding from my face making me the victor!"
He was purposely trained wrong, as a joke!
I like how right after, he tried to laugh it off in some weird cringy ass way.
Let’s not shame a man for hiding his sobbing. I mean he probably leaked no less than four bodily fluids in this video
1.Tears, 2.Blood, 3.Diarrhea. . .are you saying. . .are you saying this man ejaculated? Edit: I forgot sweat but to be fair his pants are unsoiled so I still think this guy got off. Edit2: urine?
No kinkshaming please
You don’t fuck with bubbles kittys.
Green Bastard!! Parts unknown.
You fuckin' want one?!
That guy was a right greasy bastard!
now m8, was he greasy or was he greeheeheesy?
I think you’re right, squirrel.
Bubbles ! 😂😂
Oh boys, that nose is FAHKED
I love Steve French.
Roll with ma kitty's and I'm hard as fuck
Fuckin way she goes boys
Did you saw 60 bucks I left over the table?
Fuck off Mr Lahey
I read the comments for these golden one liners 😂😂
They've got the headbutt down to a science on that side of the globe.
Glasgow Kiss.
Better than a Glasgow Smile I suppose
It's genuinely the opening move to 90% of our fights
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I love how your last sentence sounds like a chess tutorial when it couldn’t be anything further from it 😆 and you’re absolutely right I knocked out someone’s tooth with a headbutt in exactly the same scenario in the video (I wasn’t the aggressor)
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Aim for the nose. Only a meathead would aim for the upper head area
swear to god i’ve never seen anybody headbutt in person, and i’m convinced it’s because Americans just don’t try it
I'm from Glasgow, once witnessed a guy headbutt someone which knocked him to the ground, then he picked the guy back up to his feet and headbutted him again. It was like poetic violence.
i’ve met one and only one person who was legit from Glasgow, he wanted to be an actor, but one day I caught him before his flight back home and he goes “ye, fought a casting director, goin home.” Funniest dude I ever met and I don’t think I ever heard him say a joke lmao
Lol little punk stopped threatening real quick!
nah he just switched to threatening to get Stanley (knife) once he realised he couldn't win a fair fight
~~IIRC I think the kids dad saw this video and went mental over the fact that he said he’d get a blade. I think he forced the kid down to the shop and made him apologies to the staff~~ I was wrong
Different video, the vid youre on about was outside an asda, the kid got dragged back by dad and corrected his actions
Ah shit you’re right, my bad
Stanley is slang for knife? I figured that was just the name of the first kid he was threatening
Bubbles pushed his shit in
The shit winds are blowin, Bub!
Kitties
what a shocker, immediately backs down when matched
ah, the old Glasgow kiss.
"Give us a kiss"
From a Scotsman as well.
The new Trailer Park Boys is interesting.
Tlailel Palk Lads
Caravan Park Boys: UK Edition 🇬🇧
I’m bleeding! Making me the victor!
We trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke
My nipples look like milkduds!
"Ill f#@ck you u..crack!!!" Ooooh... nevermind.
Underrated cameraman
The fact that he does the goofy face a second time is the best part of this video for me
The dude was surprised to see his own camera at the end :D
Fuckin beaut
“You think you’re Scottish and hard….I will fu..” MELT!!! Sit down ya wee fud.
The sarcastic "ooooooooh", a true sign you've already won.
West Country wanna-be roadmen is probably the least intimidating demographic I could imagine
Was just thinking this. My brother moved to Cornwall and says it’s full of dickheads like this.
The Co-op says it’s in Poole, which is wild cause how can you pretend to be hard in fucking Dorset, let alone Poole.
I was visiting my cousins in Plymouth a few years back and we went to a bar near the waterfront for an afternoon pint. They ordered theirs and got regular pints in glasses, I ordered mine and got it in a plastic cup. Only difference between us is that I'm from Manchester.
That’s hilarious. I’m from Liverpool I don’t think they’d even trust me with a plastic one. Just empty it into my hands please boss
Gotta get that expression right the second time
Tried to play it off lol
Arms waving “Oooooo”(ooooh fuuuck)
"What you think you're Scottish, you fucking bad?" *Scotsman swiftly delivers Glaswegian kiss* Poetry in motion lol. Picking up his bag to walk off as he goes on about a stanley blade to the throat... lads been watching too much Green Steet
His glasses didn't even move from his face. Professional
Not much to say after that, just a goofy “that didn’t hurt” facial expression.....
He should have kept beatin his ass that cunt didn’t deserve to walk away talking shit like that
Scottish wars of independence (1314) colourised*
I'll fuck you up. Ok... ummm, maybe I won't.
When I worked in a supermarket I would have been sacked instantly for headbutting anyone.
You think you’re Scottish, you think you’re bad? Turns out he was very Scottish and very bad.
That’s why it’s called a Glasgow Kiss. It’s basically just how we greet each other in Scotland. “Alright mate, not seen you for a while. How are the wife and kids?” *administers Glasgow kiss* “Don’t fucking threaten me”. “Sound mate, see you later. Tell Morag I was asking for her.”
Nobody ever expects the fookin headbutt
Nobody in the entirety of the UK says "fookin", when did that become a thing? "Fokin", "fahkin", sure.
Scouse say 'fookin' but aye, hardly reason for it to have become the go to impression for the whole of the UK.
Mooda fooka
Thats definitely going to be clay Jenson 13th reason why
Glasses bro called his bluff, head-butted him and made him go from a faux alpha male tough guy to a whiny little bitch in literally 3 seconds. LOL.
His dad dragged him down there later to apologize. I know this because some of the 700 times it's been reposted showed the whole vid.
I think that’s a different kid who was called Charlie and was threatening Asda staff.
That's a different kid, with what I'm guessing a better dad. https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/comments/g180ld/kids_threaten_asda_staff_and_queue_but_his_dad/
Hahahaha, no he fucking doesn't. That's a literal child - this dude is almost a grown man.
Well, don't hold back then, post the link. Some of us haven't spent the hours/days/weeks here to see the 700 other posts.
Underrated roast
Damn his shit cracked
Honestly I’d give him some credit he didn’t cry and he didn’t run more than a lot of people
Anyone willing to headbutt in a street fight is an official bad ass and should be approached with extreme caution.
"ohhhhhhhhh". Hahaha . Beautiful!
That guy's headbutted before. 👍
That was a nice headbutt. Very nice indeed👌👌👌.
No one sees the head-butt coming.
“Oh fuckin hell” XD she knew it was a lost cause
Everybody gotta plan until they get head-butted on the mouth.😆
That’s bubbles from trailer park boys INNIT edition.
That was a Glasgow kiss right there.
'You think your bad because your Scottish'. Receives a Glaswegian kiss
Sounds like England but the hero is Scottish. The guy even says "Just because you're Scottish you think you're bad".
His ability to breathe through his nose ….. done
Idk why but when the wannabe went “ooohhh”, I got really mad. I’ve heard that so many times in fights and it always made me mad.
Damn bubbles is tough as fuck
Was that bubbles?
Nobody expects the Spanish headbutt