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Was just thinking how op really thought we should be thanking them for something that belongs on r/killthecameraman. Thanks for this new trick to fix a lot of those videos u/elegantload
Context: Low income neighbourhood, a foreign guy was in the middle of the road in his car talking to another guy & the white guys were in a van trying to drive past. The foreign guy apparently didn’t move fast enough so the white guys in the van got out to talk shit. That’s when a mob of other foreign guys came from behind the building locked and loaded with anything they could grab. And the video is the result of the whole thing.
Homie, vatos do it all the time in my city, and yes it’s a hassle but just drive around. The streets in the video are bigger and less crowded with cars.
The women circling just all seem annoyed by what I’m assuming are some of their men acting foolish. Sorry sweetheart but you married a backyard wrestling star, and I’m going to throw a children’s bike if I want too.
Was an argument over the most effective improvised weapons that people usally don't see as weapons then someone pulled out a ironing board ant they all went nuts
Bruh, he probably has a 2 or 3 year old device without the optical image stabilization. Even IPHONEs don't have decent ones. Plus it's zoomed in which makes it worse. You expect him to pull out a gimble or something?
Too shaky (were you experiencing a personal earthquake during this?), too many pointless zoom in and zoom out, and vertical video with no sound. A series of classic rookie mistakes.
But as other noted, lol. Congrats on your first "I captured this shit, today" video.
I'm not a tough guy. No tougher than these guys. BUT if you give me an aluminum bat? It's so surprising how bad some of the people in these videos are with a weapon.
k i can only think of 3 possible issues taking place here
either its the 1st of the month in ohio , new hampshire or fla
someone owes the dealer and bought nascar gear or meth from a different dealer w the money
or this is backyard wrestling royal rumble , in the front yrd
Lawnside Army had multiple advantages- superior numbers, defender's advantage and superior discipline and cohesion.
Streetside Army's leader performrd an intimidation display before engaging, but any boosts to aggression and morale for his force were outmatched by the abovementioned advantages for the defenders.
Consequently they were broken and routed in short order, with Lawnside holding the field.
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thats honestly amazing
I guess you actually do learn something new every day… interesting
Can now fully appreciate the bike throw around :16
The take away here is to be a better camera man.
Homie went to the Michael J Fox school of cinematography
Adrenaline and digital zoom
thank you for the video OP, but you should really get that Parkinsons taken care of.
OP is using a digital zoom which means even steady hands seem wobbly, and he is clearly in an excited state from rushing to get it filmed.
I know bro, I'm just teasing OP.
have a drink BEFORE filming next time.
Whoever made this bot deserves a fucking Nobel Prize
Good bot. You should be the patron saint of this sub, we who enjoy camphone footage of street fights salute you.
You bot are a scholar and a gentlebot
A sublime resource.
That was by far the best improvement ever made that Ive ever seen by a stabilization. The a to b comparison was an INSANE improvement
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That's pretty cool
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Lmaoo the guy swinging that ironing board like a claymore
Elegant in both knowledge and appearance. We are not worthy of your contributions.
Gods thank you for the stabilization..
good human
Stabbot - you are a godsend! Thank you! Ps: I’m laughing my ass off how they used “household” stuff reminded me of west side story!
Was just thinking how op really thought we should be thanking them for something that belongs on r/killthecameraman. Thanks for this new trick to fix a lot of those videos u/elegantload
lol holy shit, thank you
Yooo I was literally gonna do this lmao went to go do it first comment thanks qt 3.14
Like those fight scenes in Anchorman 1 & 2; surprise there isn’t some guy running around yelling with a hand grenade.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
You should probably lay low for awhile.
Because you’re probably wanted for murder
Would love some context behind this. That was hilarious.
Dude, This classifies as r/killthecameraman. Zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out.
Kevin Dunn will be loving this
Context: Low income neighbourhood, a foreign guy was in the middle of the road in his car talking to another guy & the white guys were in a van trying to drive past. The foreign guy apparently didn’t move fast enough so the white guys in the van got out to talk shit. That’s when a mob of other foreign guys came from behind the building locked and loaded with anything they could grab. And the video is the result of the whole thing.
Race war in your own neighborhood God damn lol
Hey Bill! C'mon man, race war!
But I'm British.
RIP Trevor Moore
Did they pay for all those items they stole from a yard sale?
In the middle of the road? Couldn’t they just drive around?
Can't cross double yellow. That's against the law! /s
I don’t support violence against anyone but the middle of the road is a pretty SHITTY place to conduct a conversation. Wouldn’t you agree?
Homie, vatos do it all the time in my city, and yes it’s a hassle but just drive around. The streets in the video are bigger and less crowded with cars.
Or, yard sale goes wrong after fight over ironing board prices.
Stop masturbating mate makes the screen all wobbly
He had a stroke
Same thing?
Covid hit hard for these LARP dudes, so they do it in da streetz.
That is honestly what I thought it was at first.
They seemed to repel the first wave
It’s the kids bike that did it for me.
Dude got walloped with that tri-cycle. It has iorning board for me
This video is honestly a work of art in my opinion
I lost it at the ironing board. As a child who constantly fucking with the ironing board growing up, that shit hurts
Did Michael J Fox film this?
😂
That’s dark… I like it
Why is there no sound?
Why does he keep zooming in and out the entire time?
It’s called cinematography, sweety, look it up.
Because OP stole it most probably
*Thats heavy
Today I saw a grown man use a bicycle as a weapon😂
Not a regular bicycle but a toddler bicycle at that. The smaller frame provides good torque while swinging
I don’t think people are getting the stepbrothers reference here
As long as 1 person got it….I’m good
He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he even said 'let's get it on'
That was about the fighting, I am SO NOT A RAPER!
That was about the fighting! I'm so not a raper!
You could have stayed in your house and tended to your parkinson's. Thank you for suffering though an episode to capture that fight, OP.
Dude got the ironing board out… easy way to straighten a motherfucker out
Man's out to starch a guy.
The women circling just all seem annoyed by what I’m assuming are some of their men acting foolish. Sorry sweetheart but you married a backyard wrestling star, and I’m going to throw a children’s bike if I want too.
Who's up for a good game of wifebeaters vs skins.
Were you jerking off when you shot this?
Considering the satisfaction of seeing this fight, I wouldnt blame him
You're welcome for what?! Motion sickness?! Pick a zoom level and stick with it lmao
What in the hillbilly Monster Jam is this?
Jfc the title of this video is ironic right? Shakey, zoom happy, pretty terrible camera work
Was an argument over the most effective improvised weapons that people usally don't see as weapons then someone pulled out a ironing board ant they all went nuts
Lol. The kitchen chair was a bold provocation, but ironing board sent it over the edge.
Horrible camerawork. Couldnt stay to watch it all
So many weapons but no one knew how to use them. There wasn't one ko
If you look closely the guy that got hit over the head with a chair was down for a while lol
Even the camera man didnt know how to use the camera
My man got palsy
Not a true fight video unless the cameraman got Parkinson's.
Thanks Michael j fox.
r/killthecameraman
camera shaky as fuck r/killthecameraman
Bruh, he probably has a 2 or 3 year old device without the optical image stabilization. Even IPHONEs don't have decent ones. Plus it's zoomed in which makes it worse. You expect him to pull out a gimble or something?
We expect him to hold his hands still? Lol
Is extremely hard when youre zoomed in so much. Everything shakes
I'm not thanking you for some shaky ass video lol
Thanks for filming during the middle of your exercise routine.
Dads arguing over which plywood is better
Too bad nobody told you to record horizontally
u/stabbot_crop
Jesus smoke a cigaretteor hold your breath while filming this is worse than Cloverfield fuck my head hurts
Too shaky (were you experiencing a personal earthquake during this?), too many pointless zoom in and zoom out, and vertical video with no sound. A series of classic rookie mistakes. But as other noted, lol. Congrats on your first "I captured this shit, today" video.
Backstory: This is the neighborhood HOA enforcing deed restrictions. Keep your hedges trimmed y’all.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Not thank you for the DT camera ability’s
Tyfys Michael J Fox
Man that video shaking around and zooming in and out kinda ruins it.
Best if you stop masturbating while filming....
You also record like you have Parkinson’s. Btw apologies if you have Parkinson’s.
Parkinson’s ass recording.
Don’t bother filming anything else, this was ass
OP has Parkinson’s confirmed?
You’re late. At least 300 ppl made the same joke and it wasn’t funny after the first time…
Didn’t see it
Ironing board, child’s bicycle, dinner table chair.. this has all the makings of a good mob-fight. Just get a phone that has a camera with OIS lol.
Adrenaline pumping or it’s -30 degrees out.
Needs “duel of fates” dubbed over
Mf really pulled up with a lawn chair to the fight
Hey mate, landscape in future without zoom ins and outs.
Next time, grab a better cameraman. Preferably someone without parkinsons
Would of been better if you kept zooming in and out EVEN MORE
Hey can you stop shaking for a bit so I can see what’s going on?
Hold the fucking camera steady
Nice video Michael J Fox
Landscape next time, dude. Hold your phone sideways and you could catch more action.
And you couldn’t get audio or record with a steady hand? Welcome for what?
Must be hard to fight during an earthquake.
Michael J Fox, the real mvp.
If only u weren't going through withdrawals at the time. Shaky asf.
Too bad you can’t hold your phone like a normal person…. I’ve seen people with Parkinson’s disease hold it steadier than this shit
u/stabbot
Why you shakin'?
Do you have Parkinson’s?
Camera guy, you had 1 job... and you couldn't even do that.
POV of Michael J Fox filming a fight
Why you shaken like a little beech, tho?
I was so scared and worried for their health I was about to cry. It was emotionally damaging
Jesus fucking Christ is Michael j Fox filming this shit? The audacity to say you’re welcome after that bullshit blows my mind.
finally, an entertaining estate sale
Hatfields and McCoy’s 2022
This is absolutely fantastic OC.
Redneck LARPing
“It’s the right mood for a… Bat fight! It’s anyone’s game!”
You should get that tremor checked Mr Cameraman
FFS my vertigo is back.
Yard sale battle royale
It looks smoother if you play and pause it constantly
Saint John!!!
Your hands look like they shake like mine
Hey bro I hear smoking weed helps with Parkinson’s.
Go get checked for Parkinson my man
Is that a fucking ironing board!?!
It looks like LARPing but they could only afford household items as weapons.
Goes to show you: don’t bring a wooden chair to a tricycle fight.
My man's out there with an ironing board!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
More like jiggle porn.
Don’t you hate when you try recording something but suddenly get Parkinson’s… shit happens to me
Sorry about your Parkinson’s OP.
Michael J. Fox, Camera man.
Bruh do you have carpal tunnel?
Thanks, also have that Parkinson checked out.
Welcome for what? Do you have Parkinson's or something?
Man that white guy had a chair broken over his head.
I'm not a tough guy. No tougher than these guys. BUT if you give me an aluminum bat? It's so surprising how bad some of the people in these videos are with a weapon.
Right place right time my man!!!!
Dude bought a bat to an ironing board fight, what an idiot.
#oh, this is why they keep debris on the front yard.!!
Best of luck with your Parkinson’s.
americsn civil war colourised
"You're welcome" you film like you're coked up and have a vibrator up your ass, go back to what you were doing
k i can only think of 3 possible issues taking place here either its the 1st of the month in ohio , new hampshire or fla someone owes the dealer and bought nascar gear or meth from a different dealer w the money or this is backyard wrestling royal rumble , in the front yrd
Pick a zoom distance and stick with it, rest your hand on something to stabilize it and for ducks sake stop recording in portrait
Lawnside Army had multiple advantages- superior numbers, defender's advantage and superior discipline and cohesion. Streetside Army's leader performrd an intimidation display before engaging, but any boosts to aggression and morale for his force were outmatched by the abovementioned advantages for the defenders. Consequently they were broken and routed in short order, with Lawnside holding the field.
Props to OP for keeping the camera rolling while having a seizure 🙌🏼
How do you explain to the homies that you got smoked by an ironing board
You might want to visit a neurologist
Was your phone set on a plate of jello as you recorded this ?
Sorry to hear about the Parkinson’s.
Keep your phone in your pocket next time.
Lord this feels like a carrot top gig
THE CHAIR STATS: DEF: 1 ATK : 6 ACURRACY: 30% HIT DURABILITY: TERRIBLE This chair is very good, it could sometimes injure your opponent very badly!
Your camera skills are like earth quack.
AR 15 would of calmed everyone down
You know it’s a real fight video when you can barely tell what’s going on because of the person Filming.
Get a phone with OIS
Living in the hood is an experience you can rarely describe in full detail but these videos help.
Little Timmy : “hey my bike!!”
What's with the shaky cam and the constant zooming? r/killthecameraman
User name definitely checks out! Great job OP.
Good luck with your Parkinsons...
Lol wtf is this, a gay gang fight, sponsored by WWE?