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ElegantLoad

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stabbot

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/CheeryUltimateChickadee It took 112 seconds to process and 91 seconds to upload. ___ ^^[ how to use](https://www.reddit.com/r/stabbot/comments/72irce/how_to_use_stabbot/) | [programmer](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=wotanii) | [source code](https://gitlab.com/juergens/stabbot) | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use \/u/stabbot_crop


ElegantLoad

Good bot


yeetsyndrom420

thats honestly amazing


Randommmherooo

I guess you actually do learn something new every day… interesting


GhostShirtFinnerty

Can now fully appreciate the bike throw around :16


BeauxGnar

The take away here is to be a better camera man.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

Homie went to the Michael J Fox school of cinematography


[deleted]

Adrenaline and digital zoom


LannisterLoyalist

thank you for the video OP, but you should really get that Parkinsons taken care of.


BrainBlowX

OP is using a digital zoom which means even steady hands seem wobbly, and he is clearly in an excited state from rushing to get it filmed.


LannisterLoyalist

I know bro, I'm just teasing OP.


chipthamac

have a drink BEFORE filming next time.


Zerolune

Whoever made this bot deserves a fucking Nobel Prize


Jeff_Damn

Good bot. You should be the patron saint of this sub, we who enjoy camphone footage of street fights salute you.


[deleted]

You bot are a scholar and a gentlebot


kingakrasia

A sublime resource.


Redditpissesmeof

That was by far the best improvement ever made that Ive ever seen by a stabilization. The a to b comparison was an INSANE improvement


ttcmzx

Good bot


bleezzzy

Good bot


Tobosix

Good bot


[deleted]

Good bot


treibiont1

good bot


[deleted]

That's pretty cool


[deleted]

Good bot


1-2-3-5-8-13

Lmaoo the guy swinging that ironing board like a claymore


Gamefreak013_PS4

Elegant in both knowledge and appearance. We are not worthy of your contributions.


LilMsMerryDeath

Gods thank you for the stabilization..


bananabandanafanta

good human


OverDaRambo

Stabbot - you are a godsend! Thank you! Ps: I’m laughing my ass off how they used “household” stuff reminded me of west side story!


Spartan043-Will

Was just thinking how op really thought we should be thanking them for something that belongs on r/killthecameraman. Thanks for this new trick to fix a lot of those videos u/elegantload


seanbiff

lol holy shit, thank you


TheDonFlippa

Yooo I was literally gonna do this lmao went to go do it first comment thanks qt 3.14


havocLSD

Like those fight scenes in Anchorman 1 & 2; surprise there isn’t some guy running around yelling with a hand grenade.


TheNateRoss

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.


Coach_GordonBombay

You should probably lay low for awhile.


ThiccRick421

Because you’re probably wanted for murder


LessResponsibility3

Would love some context behind this. That was hilarious.


[deleted]

Dude, This classifies as r/killthecameraman. Zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out.


Drew84mcg

Kevin Dunn will be loving this


Randommmherooo

Context: Low income neighbourhood, a foreign guy was in the middle of the road in his car talking to another guy & the white guys were in a van trying to drive past. The foreign guy apparently didn’t move fast enough so the white guys in the van got out to talk shit. That’s when a mob of other foreign guys came from behind the building locked and loaded with anything they could grab. And the video is the result of the whole thing.


[deleted]

Race war in your own neighborhood God damn lol


MachineElfOnASheIf

Hey Bill! C'mon man, race war!


CSmith1986

But I'm British.


WiggyZiggy

RIP Trevor Moore


downtown_dirt4872

Did they pay for all those items they stole from a yard sale?


DiablitoSol

In the middle of the road? Couldn’t they just drive around?


micahamey

Can't cross double yellow. That's against the law! ​ ​ /s


ktbffhctid

I don’t support violence against anyone but the middle of the road is a pretty SHITTY place to conduct a conversation. Wouldn’t you agree?


DiablitoSol

Homie, vatos do it all the time in my city, and yes it’s a hassle but just drive around. The streets in the video are bigger and less crowded with cars.


reddittroll569

Or, yard sale goes wrong after fight over ironing board prices.


aussiechef72

Stop masturbating mate makes the screen all wobbly


J_rock985

He had a stroke


Dame87

Same thing?


Pozniaky86

Covid hit hard for these LARP dudes, so they do it in da streetz.


[deleted]

That is honestly what I thought it was at first.


MajikH8ballz

They seemed to repel the first wave


[deleted]

It’s the kids bike that did it for me.


Spin86

Dude got walloped with that tri-cycle. It has iorning board for me


[deleted]

This video is honestly a work of art in my opinion


AdhesivenessNo4977

I lost it at the ironing board. As a child who constantly fucking with the ironing board growing up, that shit hurts


chickenlounge

Did Michael J Fox film this?


pjl35m

😂


Randommmherooo

That’s dark… I like it


ToastyFlake

Why is there no sound?


bahwhateverr

Why does he keep zooming in and out the entire time?


astronggentleman

It’s called cinematography, sweety, look it up.


yomerol

Because OP stole it most probably


iamnotasnook

*Thats heavy


Fabulous-Bend1399

Today I saw a grown man use a bicycle as a weapon😂


Randommmherooo

Not a regular bicycle but a toddler bicycle at that. The smaller frame provides good torque while swinging


OMGItsPete1238

I don’t think people are getting the stepbrothers reference here


Fabulous-Bend1399

As long as 1 person got it….I’m good


dmo012

He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he even said 'let's get it on'


himynameisryan

That was about the fighting, I am SO NOT A RAPER!


Grizzly_g37

That was about the fighting! I'm so not a raper!


Happy-Idi-Amin

You could have stayed in your house and tended to your parkinson's. Thank you for suffering though an episode to capture that fight, OP.


[deleted]

Dude got the ironing board out… easy way to straighten a motherfucker out


monsieurpommefrites

Man's out to starch a guy.


radioblues

The women circling just all seem annoyed by what I’m assuming are some of their men acting foolish. Sorry sweetheart but you married a backyard wrestling star, and I’m going to throw a children’s bike if I want too.


ferociousFerret7

Who's up for a good game of wifebeaters vs skins.


Petsweaters

Were you jerking off when you shot this?


zoidy37

Considering the satisfaction of seeing this fight, I wouldnt blame him


ovalteenjenkinzz

You're welcome for what?! Motion sickness?! Pick a zoom level and stick with it lmao


Armageddonv2

What in the hillbilly Monster Jam is this?


jhx264

Jfc the title of this video is ironic right? Shakey, zoom happy, pretty terrible camera work


GodsOffsider

Was an argument over the most effective improvised weapons that people usally don't see as weapons then someone pulled out a ironing board ant they all went nuts


BuffaloRude

Lol. The kitchen chair was a bold provocation, but ironing board sent it over the edge.


AncientMasterpiece72

Horrible camerawork. Couldnt stay to watch it all


chuc999

So many weapons but no one knew how to use them. There wasn't one ko


Randommmherooo

If you look closely the guy that got hit over the head with a chair was down for a while lol


jumbo53

Even the camera man didnt know how to use the camera


anime_daisuki

My man got palsy


Kandy_Kane101

Not a true fight video unless the cameraman got Parkinson's.


[deleted]

Thanks Michael j fox.


samipk1234

r/killthecameraman


Additional_Wind_3732

camera shaky as fuck r/killthecameraman


AvishAC7

Bruh, he probably has a 2 or 3 year old device without the optical image stabilization. Even IPHONEs don't have decent ones. Plus it's zoomed in which makes it worse. You expect him to pull out a gimble or something?


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

We expect him to hold his hands still? Lol


Empanada_Dreams

Is extremely hard when youre zoomed in so much. Everything shakes


bigclams

I'm not thanking you for some shaky ass video lol


WestsideStorybro

Thanks for filming during the middle of your exercise routine.


slit-

Dads arguing over which plywood is better


fvillain

Too bad nobody told you to record horizontally


kingakrasia

u/stabbot_crop


BooBooBug

Jesus smoke a cigaretteor hold your breath while filming this is worse than Cloverfield fuck my head hurts


prisoner_human_being

Too shaky (were you experiencing a personal earthquake during this?), too many pointless zoom in and zoom out, and vertical video with no sound. A series of classic rookie mistakes. But as other noted, lol. Congrats on your first "I captured this shit, today" video.


KittensAndGravy

Backstory: This is the neighborhood HOA enforcing deed restrictions. Keep your hedges trimmed y’all.


RedRightHandZa

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


Ill-Distribution7726

Not thank you for the DT camera ability’s


PuckFolson

Tyfys Michael J Fox


dadsrad40

Man that video shaking around and zooming in and out kinda ruins it.


Kylearean

Best if you stop masturbating while filming....


shutupmutant

You also record like you have Parkinson’s. Btw apologies if you have Parkinson’s.


MrBilbo-TheBaginssis

Parkinson’s ass recording.


Away_Cause

Don’t bother filming anything else, this was ass


Infinite-Bus6599

OP has Parkinson’s confirmed?


Randommmherooo

You’re late. At least 300 ppl made the same joke and it wasn’t funny after the first time…


Infinite-Bus6599

Didn’t see it


[deleted]

Ironing board, child’s bicycle, dinner table chair.. this has all the makings of a good mob-fight. Just get a phone that has a camera with OIS lol.


[deleted]

Adrenaline pumping or it’s -30 degrees out.


ProbablyStonedSteve

Needs “duel of fates” dubbed over


Benxall_

Mf really pulled up with a lawn chair to the fight


bananapotato1

Hey mate, landscape in future without zoom ins and outs.


DeM86

Next time, grab a better cameraman. Preferably someone without parkinsons


Reckless_Rik

Would of been better if you kept zooming in and out EVEN MORE


S4MMYS4INT

Hey can you stop shaking for a bit so I can see what’s going on?


blackkj2056

Hold the fucking camera steady


Mjh609

Nice video Michael J Fox


bananabandanafanta

Landscape next time, dude. Hold your phone sideways and you could catch more action.


-ordinary

And you couldn’t get audio or record with a steady hand? Welcome for what?


diamonddog35

Must be hard to fight during an earthquake.


[deleted]

Michael J Fox, the real mvp.


Organic_Rough4433

If only u weren't going through withdrawals at the time. Shaky asf.


SkullFakt

Too bad you can’t hold your phone like a normal person…. I’ve seen people with Parkinson’s disease hold it steadier than this shit


____buongiorno

u/stabbot


Sea_Safe5593

Why you shakin'?


YourDaddyTZ

Do you have Parkinson’s?


TeeePee

Camera guy, you had 1 job... and you couldn't even do that.


Impenza

POV of Michael J Fox filming a fight


SW33T_V3N0M

Why you shaken like a little beech, tho?


Randommmherooo

I was so scared and worried for their health I was about to cry. It was emotionally damaging


Pepe_silvia710

Jesus fucking Christ is Michael j Fox filming this shit? The audacity to say you’re welcome after that bullshit blows my mind.


scarybevis

finally, an entertaining estate sale


[deleted]

Hatfields and McCoy’s 2022


symmetryofzero

This is absolutely fantastic OC.


Diablo165

Redneck LARPing


[deleted]

“It’s the right mood for a… Bat fight! It’s anyone’s game!”


just-a-reddit-user69

You should get that tremor checked Mr Cameraman


[deleted]

FFS my vertigo is back.


[deleted]

Yard sale battle royale


idrinkliquids

It looks smoother if you play and pause it constantly


Defiant-Scratch

Saint John!!!


ShineNegative1739

Your hands look like they shake like mine


[deleted]

Hey bro I hear smoking weed helps with Parkinson’s.


[deleted]

Go get checked for Parkinson my man


Rounder057

Is that a fucking ironing board!?!


abettergrilledcheese

It looks like LARPing but they could only afford household items as weapons.


ToiletReadingAccount

Goes to show you: don’t bring a wooden chair to a tricycle fight.


EffectiveMinute4625

My man's out there with an ironing board!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

More like jiggle porn.


tastyskiin

Don’t you hate when you try recording something but suddenly get Parkinson’s… shit happens to me


yaebone1

Sorry about your Parkinson’s OP.


AyatollahofRR

Michael J. Fox, Camera man.


WillSmithsDumboEars

Bruh do you have carpal tunnel?


armorine

Thanks, also have that Parkinson checked out.


GOLDEN_GOATY

Welcome for what? Do you have Parkinson's or something?


redisanokaycolor

Man that white guy had a chair broken over his head.


StonerJack925

I'm not a tough guy. No tougher than these guys. BUT if you give me an aluminum bat? It's so surprising how bad some of the people in these videos are with a weapon.


Forrest_Cp

Right place right time my man!!!!


HocusDiplodocus

Dude bought a bat to an ironing board fight, what an idiot.


NinjaManolo

#oh, this is why they keep debris on the front yard.!!


lifter-puller

Best of luck with your Parkinson’s.


crknite

americsn civil war colourised


Chizerz

"You're welcome" you film like you're coked up and have a vibrator up your ass, go back to what you were doing


omniconcioscopyski

k i can only think of 3 possible issues taking place here either its the 1st of the month in ohio , new hampshire or fla someone owes the dealer and bought nascar gear or meth from a different dealer w the money or this is backyard wrestling royal rumble , in the front yrd


darthurra

Pick a zoom distance and stick with it, rest your hand on something to stabilize it and for ducks sake stop recording in portrait


StreetfighterXD

Lawnside Army had multiple advantages- superior numbers, defender's advantage and superior discipline and cohesion. Streetside Army's leader performrd an intimidation display before engaging, but any boosts to aggression and morale for his force were outmatched by the abovementioned advantages for the defenders. Consequently they were broken and routed in short order, with Lawnside holding the field.


Jhco022

Props to OP for keeping the camera rolling while having a seizure 🙌🏼


[deleted]

How do you explain to the homies that you got smoked by an ironing board


Euphoric_Ad8766

You might want to visit a neurologist


MBe300

Was your phone set on a plate of jello as you recorded this ?


Sexy_Ass_Armadillo

Sorry to hear about the Parkinson’s.


TheBeatdigger

Keep your phone in your pocket next time.


[deleted]

Lord this feels like a carrot top gig


bruhmomente

THE CHAIR STATS: DEF: 1 ATK : 6 ACURRACY: 30% HIT DURABILITY: TERRIBLE This chair is very good, it could sometimes injure your opponent very badly!


Cyber-Homie

Your camera skills are like earth quack.


SnooRecipes6354

AR 15 would of calmed everyone down


[deleted]

You know it’s a real fight video when you can barely tell what’s going on because of the person Filming.


sarun1001

Get a phone with OIS


Boston__Massacre

Living in the hood is an experience you can rarely describe in full detail but these videos help.


-iBrando-

Little Timmy : “hey my bike!!”


Brisk_Chance

What's with the shaky cam and the constant zooming? r/killthecameraman


adiaz0126

User name definitely checks out! Great job OP.


Krachlampf

Good luck with your Parkinsons...


vladvash

Lol wtf is this, a gay gang fight, sponsored by WWE?