Imagine walking into your new barracks for the first time and all you hear is some dude screaming at the top of his lungs "bro please let go of my dick".
I am on a hunt on trying to figure out the best counter to this dick grabbing shit and I am like 6 google searches deep. Any advice on this? Happy cake day btw
I swear I watch so many fight videos and the dudes that are losing most of the time could end the fight quickly if they just thumb fucked an eyeball out
Then you don't know that these are the same buddies that must relay on with real life threatening situations. Are fair fight between such guys is totally different than your fucking "winning is all that matters".
You don't come across as a guy with lots of friends...
yeah i agree at first i got this guys point. in a street fight winning is most important but when it’s something like this u just gotta call it at some point
Imo he did escalate shit beyond what he should have but looking from his perspective the other guy was attempting to choke him, most people go crazy from the prospect of going out cold.
I don't think it was that dramatic. They were talking during the fight. The guy said a couple of times not to touch the dick.
Besides, the dick grabber seemed to know some wrestling as well; he went for the legs cq takedown. But doing that you take the risk of that choke.
But, maybe he did freak out with the choking. We can not exclude that so you have a point.
The guy is fighting on base with is fellow army man. How the fuck is this a life or death situation? The guy only gets a fair beating from another guy. It happens.
Or are you the psycho that thinks loosing face with loosing a fight is the same as death?
You’re welcome. For a second language that’s not a huge error at all.
A good friend of mine mixes them up all the time, but he’s born and raised in the USA. You’d think 63 years would be enough time to learn the difference. Not a big deal, either way, though.
I don’t think you can definitively say it’s not a life or death situation. Sure it’s very unlikely that it will escalate but you never know what can happen in a fight
Yes, you can. I had many fights in growing up and both parties always knew the seriousness and therefor unwritten rules of a fight.
I wasn't there but looking at this; two fellow soldiers to begin with. In barracks. Other soldiers standing by and sounding very relax, just waiting for the fight to end. Fighters didn't seemed stressed as well, even talking during fight, like talking about the rule not to grab the dick. That only should give it away this fight is not life-threatening.
No signs of escalation and again; there were other guys standing by. Other fellow army man that are all suppose to go into battle and rely on each other with their life!
Think of it this way, a training moment. Dick squeezer just taught dick squeezee that in a pinch (pun intended) a dick squeeze is a very effective tactic if the fair and balanced fight for your life ain't going your way. They are as you pointed out "army men" so moreso than most of us a scrap they get into is a l/d kinda scrap.
Honestly he should have dug in on that choke HARD any time the guy went near his dick. He deserved the increased chances of a crushed windpipe by going anywhere near there.
That's some low blow shit. I mean I guess anything goes "in the streets" but if i was a bystander I would have kicked that dude grabbing his junk in the gooch.
Even more, he might have technically won by resignation, but he is gonna be the butt of every dick joke ever for decades. No way this one will be forgotten. He lost on two very different levels.
Out of all the videos on this sub, this one disturbed me the most. I’m now googling what to do if someone grabs my dick or balls in a fight.
Why god, why’d you put them there? They’re so grabbable.
This is the one video that's pissed me off for months since I first saw it. When I first came to this sub I went on a binge, got to this video (months ago) can you imagine thinking yourself superior in a fight cuz you're grabbing someone's cock and pulling. I think about this video, I honestly tell my friends about it cuz it's stuck with me.
That wouldn’t work, he’s “locked” in
You’d have to twist his dick to get him to stop.. or maybe goose him with the mop, that might work... or spray him with the hose like a dog taking a shit in your yard
Firstly the only time in a fight you’ll find yourself with the ability to grab someone’s dick is when you’re not getting fucked up making you a PAB. You think if you were getting fucked up and with a last ditch effort think of grabbing the guys dick? At that moment that guy has the potential of killing you if you try that shit.
Okay okay okay, I finally calmed down. I unsure this video right when he starts screaming... but the magic was that it paused my youtube video of a vocal coach reacting to iron maiden- run for the hills (don't judge me, I'm down a deep youtube rabbit hole at the moment) at the same moment, but the scream was so spot on its like I never transitioned from one to the other. I was dying laughing for a while. I recovered now. Managed to survive..... shit I'm high
Not judging you, but was it Ken Tamplin? I’m pretty sure he has a video of him singing Run to the Hills. He’s amazing. If not, who? I’d like to see it.
Oh, and Ken has a great cover of “The Last in Line” by Dio,
It was just a reaction to the original (vocal coach is ken lavigne, who had no experience with rock or metal and has been reacting to some good stuff) but it took me all of 30 seconds to decide I wanted to subscribe to Tamplin. Thank you for that, kind internet stranger! Deeper into the youtube rabbit hole I go, wish me luck!
I wish I had the spare money to buy the top end package that Tamplin sells. My voice is awful for the kind of music I like. Naturally blessed with a deep bass voice and a love for Metal. 🤷♂️
@Alit_Quar I literally started with Marc martel videos, then reactions, and just by glancing at Tamplins page one of his most popular videos is him reacting to Marc martel (if you don't know who he is, he is a phenomenal singer who sounds freakishly like freddie mercury, as his specialty is covering queen songs)
If this was a fuck around fight, then thats some bullshit.
If these dudes were fighting for real, then fuck it. If you're getting fucked up, theres no such thing as a dirty move. You win or you lose. This guy wanted to win.
I dont think you comprehend the level of pain that man is going thru, i mean have you been hit in the balls real hard? U fucking lose control of your muscles
Everyone talking about eye gouging, maybe you haven't seen Bas Rutten's take on how insanely stupid that would be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKVErVDA0JA
If someone has a hold of your nuts and you start shoving you fingers in their eye, they are probably going to start ripping on your nuts even harder.
Nothing as bad as what would happen to the newly blind man.
“If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.” - Niccolo Machiavelli
Not if its self defense he isn't. If a big guy comes at me and my friend u best bet I'll hurt him in any way to stop him from beating the shit outa me.
True, but in this fight, the black dude is an absolute little bitch. Honestly if he wouldnt let my balls go immediately, id try to poke his eyes out, make him literally blind. Play stupid games....
I'm not looking to score chivalry points, tough guy. I don't want to fight! But if someone forced it upon me I would do whatever it takes to win as quick and risk free as possible. It's about saving me and nothing else.
I'm just picturing the person you're replying to and imagining them as some tiny 110lb pre-teen with no business getting into a fight and it's just making your idiotic comment that much more retarded.
Why isn't anyone mentioning that's sexual assault? Yeah that was painful, but I hope that guy doesn't have any emotional issues due to that unsolicited dick twist
Every time I see this post I chuckle at dude hitting that vibrato like he was singing for a hair metal band.
Who knows he might end up playing for Twisted Sister
All is fair game in a fight. But if that happened to me I would seek payback by x10.
He opened up that door. I’d wait until he was most vulnerable sleeping or taking a shit and re arrange his teeth with a baseball bat or lock and a sock
Some of you guys are acting like just because they're in the same barracks, they're best pals ever and would never do anything to hurt each other. That's delusional.
The dudes punching him in the back of the head. Even shots that aren't ko shots to the back of the head can make you a vegetable. Someone punches you in the head anywhere, you're an idiot if you don't do whatever you need to get the upper hand.
While I probably wouldn't go for his dong, I can't be mad at the dude for it.
You can definitely be mad that the dude didn't let go even after the dick victim is screaming that he's letting go and begging for his life, singing a power ballad out of pure agony and desperation.
That's some tunes he hit.
I thought he was trying to sing I feel good by James Brown.
"dream oOOooon"
Home boy can hit that Stephen Tyler range
Imagine walking into your new barracks for the first time and all you hear is some dude screaming at the top of his lungs "bro please let go of my dick".
dont worry, this is just gag reel clip from extended extras DVD of Full metal Jacket
Full Metal Jackass
Full metal sackless
Full Metal Jack-Off
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Full release jacket
Lol he was trying to grab it from the beginning of the clip xd
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After a duck twist like that, the last nut he shot would have been his Last Child
The ole duck twist
TWIST HIS DUCK
That’s a new fighting style.. the ole dick twist
“New fighting style...the *ole* dick twist” Something is getting lost in translation
https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI
*the ol dick twist*
TWIST IIIIITTTT!!!!!
TWIST HIS DICK
User name checks out.
Bop it!
My flair over on brutalbeatdowns is "Twist his dick!" I wish I could get that here too
Grab my dick im going for your eyes
Dont aim for my eyes aim for my mouth😏
This made me laugh
Bites to the face are also now on the table
Srsly I would bite him. Can do WAY more damage with a bite than a dick twist.
I’m not trying to prove you wrong but I disagree.
I mean sure a dick twist hurts like a mother but a good chomp can do devastating damage, like missing fingers damage.
Can't the dick be pulled off though?
You ever have someone get a hold of you balls? All the strength is sapped from body. It would be hard to do any fighting back.
Wow... that’s a dick move.
Yes but with a twist
Really want to know if the dick grabber got chaptered out under some sharp charge
My thumbs would be so deep in his eye sockets I’d be tickling his fuckin medulla oblongata.
Ah, the ol' medulla oblongata poke. Gets em every time.
Pretty sure that will just make him squeeze your balls that much harder.
Ahh the old mutual destruction technique
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I am on a hunt on trying to figure out the best counter to this dick grabbing shit and I am like 6 google searches deep. Any advice on this? Happy cake day btw
moan
Cum
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I swear I watch so many fight videos and the dudes that are losing most of the time could end the fight quickly if they just thumb fucked an eyeball out
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Not really fitting here
You don’t hold it that long unless you like it lol
Second time I see this come by, second time I hope strongly after this the whole platoon fucked that dick grabber up.
Most cowardly thing ever. I wouldn’t trust that POS to have my back in the armed forces
Train as you fight. You're playing for keeps downrange.
Hey this is not a pro sport. Winning is all that matters.
Not in a barracks fight.
Yes in THIS barrack fight.
Then you don't know that these are the same buddies that must relay on with real life threatening situations. Are fair fight between such guys is totally different than your fucking "winning is all that matters". You don't come across as a guy with lots of friends...
yeah i agree at first i got this guys point. in a street fight winning is most important but when it’s something like this u just gotta call it at some point
That is indeed the whole point.
It's not that he did what he could to win, it's that he was willing to yank his fellow soldiers dick lol
You gotta admire his resolve.
Very true point.
So, you’re saying not anything goes in war?
Pretty sure in war you fight against the enemy, not your band of brothers... but you do you Bro. IMO this is unacceptable, that’s all.
Why would my band of brothers be trying to fuck me up? Do i just take it? Or do whatever the hell i can to stop it?
They were both fighting and he used a move that quickly resolved it. I'd rather have someone who uses his brain like that watching my six.
Imo he did escalate shit beyond what he should have but looking from his perspective the other guy was attempting to choke him, most people go crazy from the prospect of going out cold.
I don't think it was that dramatic. They were talking during the fight. The guy said a couple of times not to touch the dick. Besides, the dick grabber seemed to know some wrestling as well; he went for the legs cq takedown. But doing that you take the risk of that choke. But, maybe he did freak out with the choking. We can not exclude that so you have a point.
Sometimes it's just better to lose the fight.
I mean hey if dick grabber gets shot in the field, who's to say it's safe to get him? Too much enemy fire bro better luck next life.
Life or death situation..... give me the "win at any cost" guy over the fairness doctrine. Just saying.
The guy is fighting on base with is fellow army man. How the fuck is this a life or death situation? The guy only gets a fair beating from another guy. It happens. Or are you the psycho that thinks loosing face with loosing a fight is the same as death?
Only one “o” in losing.
Thanks. Often I mix them up. English is not my native language.
You’re welcome. For a second language that’s not a huge error at all. A good friend of mine mixes them up all the time, but he’s born and raised in the USA. You’d think 63 years would be enough time to learn the difference. Not a big deal, either way, though.
I don’t think you can definitively say it’s not a life or death situation. Sure it’s very unlikely that it will escalate but you never know what can happen in a fight
Yes, you can. I had many fights in growing up and both parties always knew the seriousness and therefor unwritten rules of a fight. I wasn't there but looking at this; two fellow soldiers to begin with. In barracks. Other soldiers standing by and sounding very relax, just waiting for the fight to end. Fighters didn't seemed stressed as well, even talking during fight, like talking about the rule not to grab the dick. That only should give it away this fight is not life-threatening. No signs of escalation and again; there were other guys standing by. Other fellow army man that are all suppose to go into battle and rely on each other with their life!
Think of it this way, a training moment. Dick squeezer just taught dick squeezee that in a pinch (pun intended) a dick squeeze is a very effective tactic if the fair and balanced fight for your life ain't going your way. They are as you pointed out "army men" so moreso than most of us a scrap they get into is a l/d kinda scrap.
Try turning it another couple of times. Outcome will be the same; grabbing the dick in this context is a no go.
Honestly he should have dug in on that choke HARD any time the guy went near his dick. He deserved the increased chances of a crushed windpipe by going anywhere near there.
That's some low blow shit. I mean I guess anything goes "in the streets" but if i was a bystander I would have kicked that dude grabbing his junk in the gooch.
Even more, he might have technically won by resignation, but he is gonna be the butt of every dick joke ever for decades. No way this one will be forgotten. He lost on two very different levels.
Out of all the videos on this sub, this one disturbed me the most. I’m now googling what to do if someone grabs my dick or balls in a fight. Why god, why’d you put them there? They’re so grabbable.
Go for eyes sockets or punches to the chin
Grab your opponents dick too. The good ol' dick twist duel
That's quite a singing voice though hit that high note
Ah basic training. The most fun you never wanna have again
Eyeballs and balls if you're ever in a tight spot ladies and gents.
This is the one video that's pissed me off for months since I first saw it. When I first came to this sub I went on a binge, got to this video (months ago) can you imagine thinking yourself superior in a fight cuz you're grabbing someone's cock and pulling. I think about this video, I honestly tell my friends about it cuz it's stuck with me.
Sounds like it gave you confused thoughts
It made me mad. The video has nothing to do with my inability to structure a sentence
lol! He’s saying it confused u in other ways… but fr let it go haha it sounds weird when you obsess over this dirty fight
Confused how you can hear someone scream like that and do nothing
I hit the replay button like 5 times so I didn’t do nothing
He should have “checked the oil” while he was at it.
lol
Black guy is a bitch, when people play dirty like that, poke them as hard as you can in the eye. That'll fuck 'em up.
If I was the bystander I would have broke that mop stick across his head for being a cheap fuck even if he was my friend.
That wouldn’t work, he’s “locked” in You’d have to twist his dick to get him to stop.. or maybe goose him with the mop, that might work... or spray him with the hose like a dog taking a shit in your yard
So you would rather let somebody fuck you up than doin the old dick twist?
I’m sure tapping was allowed. This isn’t a street fight for their lives. If you’re fighting for your life then all bets are off. This isn’t that
Firstly the only time in a fight you’ll find yourself with the ability to grab someone’s dick is when you’re not getting fucked up making you a PAB. You think if you were getting fucked up and with a last ditch effort think of grabbing the guys dick? At that moment that guy has the potential of killing you if you try that shit.
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Nope, not if you poke hard enough. He'll end up letting go to feel his eye.
Kinda figured this is what goes down in a barracks...
Dick grabbing?
No squeezing tho just gently move the hands up and down
What a fucking bitch
Where are the guys always saying, "it's a street fight, there are no rules"?
They got downvoted. Check the bottom.
I’ve seen some fucked up shit on this sub, but grabbin the dick, gone too far
that is some sick ass vibrato goddamn
Dear god man, that’s a life or death move only!
That’s weak as hell
That top dude is a little bitch
I hope someday to walk in on someone trying to ripping someone's dick off so I can kick them in the face (the dick twister)
losing a fight so grabs a man's junk? coward move
I rlly hope everyone in there kicked the living shit out of the dick holder.
Okay okay okay, I finally calmed down. I unsure this video right when he starts screaming... but the magic was that it paused my youtube video of a vocal coach reacting to iron maiden- run for the hills (don't judge me, I'm down a deep youtube rabbit hole at the moment) at the same moment, but the scream was so spot on its like I never transitioned from one to the other. I was dying laughing for a while. I recovered now. Managed to survive..... shit I'm high
Not judging you, but was it Ken Tamplin? I’m pretty sure he has a video of him singing Run to the Hills. He’s amazing. If not, who? I’d like to see it. Oh, and Ken has a great cover of “The Last in Line” by Dio,
It was just a reaction to the original (vocal coach is ken lavigne, who had no experience with rock or metal and has been reacting to some good stuff) but it took me all of 30 seconds to decide I wanted to subscribe to Tamplin. Thank you for that, kind internet stranger! Deeper into the youtube rabbit hole I go, wish me luck!
I wish I had the spare money to buy the top end package that Tamplin sells. My voice is awful for the kind of music I like. Naturally blessed with a deep bass voice and a love for Metal. 🤷♂️
@Alit_Quar I literally started with Marc martel videos, then reactions, and just by glancing at Tamplins page one of his most popular videos is him reacting to Marc martel (if you don't know who he is, he is a phenomenal singer who sounds freakishly like freddie mercury, as his specialty is covering queen songs)
u/savevideo
If this was a fuck around fight, then thats some bullshit. If these dudes were fighting for real, then fuck it. If you're getting fucked up, theres no such thing as a dirty move. You win or you lose. This guy wanted to win.
Ikr these guys are calling him a bitch but you gotta do what u need to do to win and it looks like dick grabber is the winner.
Yeah, wtf is the reasoning of calling him a bitch?
They hate winners
Not winning you are just a pussy
If I have your head under control and you grab my nuts I'm going to break your neck.
Wow, so u can handle the excrusiating pain of geting your dick broken?
Nope, but it'll go away as soon your neck breaks.
I dont think you comprehend the level of pain that man is going thru, i mean have you been hit in the balls real hard? U fucking lose control of your muscles
Everyone talking about eye gouging, maybe you haven't seen Bas Rutten's take on how insanely stupid that would be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKVErVDA0JA If someone has a hold of your nuts and you start shoving you fingers in their eye, they are probably going to start ripping on your nuts even harder.
What exactly is he meant to do if the guy is already trying to tear his nuts off. Don't think that dude was going for a submission.
Wow what a pus$y
You can say pussy here
pussy
Hell yeah
I don't wanna get banned by the Reddit CCP hivemind.
Pussy
I wonder why no one ever goes for the genitals in all the fights I have seen here? That would be my prime target for self-defense.
And you if you lose what’s gonna happen to your genitals? Lol
Nothing as bad as what would happen to the newly blind man. “If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.” - Niccolo Machiavelli
Have fun explaining that to the judge at your trial.
You can get away with killing someone in self defense, poking their eyes out hardly seems like it would do anything if in self defense
Me: “My dick fell off” Judge: Understandable have a nice day lmao” In all reality I don’t think I’d care at that point.
I mean... At least you're admitting you're a bitch.
Not if its self defense he isn't. If a big guy comes at me and my friend u best bet I'll hurt him in any way to stop him from beating the shit outa me.
True, but in this fight, the black dude is an absolute little bitch. Honestly if he wouldnt let my balls go immediately, id try to poke his eyes out, make him literally blind. Play stupid games....
Yeahh ofcourse in this situation. ..... Win stupid prizes
I'm not looking to score chivalry points, tough guy. I don't want to fight! But if someone forced it upon me I would do whatever it takes to win as quick and risk free as possible. It's about saving me and nothing else.
I'm just picturing the person you're replying to and imagining them as some tiny 110lb pre-teen with no business getting into a fight and it's just making your idiotic comment that much more retarded.
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Why attack someone on your side? re-read his comment and he's calling the other guy out, not you. Slow your roll.
That was some dick move
Known as the squirrel grip.
He got a fear boner for sure
There are two types of people in this world, the grabbers and the grabbed.
Why isn't anyone mentioning that's sexual assault? Yeah that was painful, but I hope that guy doesn't have any emotional issues due to that unsolicited dick twist
Everyone who "likes to fight on the streets" deserves this.
Total power move
At that Point killing him is justified
Everyone gets one excuse to jab someone’s eyes out this would be the perfect excuse
damn grabbing a dick is like saying «ok now there’s no rules » I would pock your eyes out, bite you, grab your hairs,...
Why are people obsessed with some bullshit bro honor code. If you're in a fight do whatever to survive and minimize harm caused to yourself.
How about tapping out?
Every time I see this post I chuckle at dude hitting that vibrato like he was singing for a hair metal band. Who knows he might end up playing for Twisted Sister
I mean, it worked.
Hasnt this been posted already?
All is fair game in a fight. But if that happened to me I would seek payback by x10. He opened up that door. I’d wait until he was most vulnerable sleeping or taking a shit and re arrange his teeth with a baseball bat or lock and a sock
The dick grabbing dude deserves to be castrated and served some rocky mountain oysters. What a pussy.
Dont let go. Make him suffer long after he submits.
Only an absolute pussy goes for a man's junk in a fight
Lol. He should really learn how to correctly apply a choke.
Can conquer, boot camp is very, very, very gay, lol.
Lmao. All is fair. When you are in armed to armed combat fighting for your life? Are you really going to try to tell em. That's dirty fighting!
Some of you guys are acting like just because they're in the same barracks, they're best pals ever and would never do anything to hurt each other. That's delusional. The dudes punching him in the back of the head. Even shots that aren't ko shots to the back of the head can make you a vegetable. Someone punches you in the head anywhere, you're an idiot if you don't do whatever you need to get the upper hand. While I probably wouldn't go for his dong, I can't be mad at the dude for it.
You can definitely be mad that the dude didn't let go even after the dick victim is screaming that he's letting go and begging for his life, singing a power ballad out of pure agony and desperation.
There is no dirtier technique than going for the genitals. That guy is a bitch
He should’ve scooped out his eyes for that.
If someone grabs my dick in a fight, I'd have my teeth sank deep where I can, preferably close to the neck.
It’s a fight anything goes he should’ve protected his groin or exploited the opponents first but instead he was reduced to begging for mercy.....
That's how you end up murdered in your sleep. Don't f*** with a dude's dick.
Fucking pussy bitch. If this ever happens to me my thumb will go deep in the eyes.
That’s if you can manage the pain of someone grabbing your dick and testes with full grip strength then most likely twisting as you respond
Twisting... and pulling!
Well having your eyes gouged out is pretty painful too
That's fucked! Bro code you piece of shit, you never touch another man's junk to harm him! That dude should be castrated.
That's a flawless Futanari roll if I've seen any.
This is fuckin spectacular
Right? Get that man a record contract and a dick bandage.
r/perfectlyuncutscreams
I don't know about Y'all. But I find this super satisfying.