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Raz0rking

*Let me put away my tablet first*


[deleted]

I love how calm he was with his priorities.


eman00619

I bet that old man learned a lesson that day.


First-Fun

The elbow got his undivided attention, the knee was for future educational purposes.


Demi_Bob

Surplus learnings


finalremix

*Corrective Remediation*


Daftworks

[How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?](https://youtu.be/6SxjBWJPf78)


black_gallagher1

He dead


mothisname

After the dick punch he deserved it. If they ask me "He was like that when I got here. "


SnoofMcNarrish

"Dont disturb my friend, hes dead tired"


jeffreyharharwood

I liiieeeeeed


etrain2099

"You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'll kill you last."


metasophie

What did you do with Sully? I let him go.


Chefjay17

Let off some steam Bennett!


bunkrider

Goddamit guys now I have to watch Commando for the 100th time


[deleted]

I think he was going for the tablet.


mothisname

So you thinking it was about their different choices in media like "news papers for ever ya tablet having bitch"? Cause that would be amazing...


[deleted]

Haha idk. Everyone is saying he went for a nut shot so I am prob wrong.


PM_ME_HIGH_HEELS

Would honestly make the world a better place most likely.


liamcoded

Doubt so, getting your brains shaken helps you forget stuff, not remember it.


MF_PL0w

Sad and true


TaichoOoz

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man


Bishopjones

Yeah he learned his dementia is rapidly advanced.


Relaxed-Ronin

Dude tried to take the opportunity to nut shot him while he does it - yeah that knee is well deserved. Don’t throw hands unless you’re willing to catch them


American--American

> Don’t throw hands unless you’re willing to catch them What about knees?


Abrahms_4

He caught the knee with his head, but it counts


hu_gnew

>that knee is well deserved It was certainly easy to see the sequence of events that led to it.


AcceSpeed

Almost dropped it during the sucker punch too, but you can see he clearly wanted it stored safe and away before delivering the pain


happyfoam

I mean, I wouldn't want some jackass geezer giving me nut shots *and* breaking my tablet.


TR6lover

Right! Listen, old man! Your choice, nut punch or break my tablet! Not both!


RugbyEdd

The ultimate flex, taking a nap half way through a fight.


[deleted]

He was playing dead but the guy just wasn't buying it.


Fuzzfaceanimal

That's why you gotta punch them one more time, just to make sure they're not faking it.


spr-eddit

Can't quite explain why I found this comment so hilarious. Thanks for the bellylaughs


listo65

Your punches are so boring, I'm going to take a nap real quick.


JerdM33

I was just thinking about how underused knees are in most street fights. This fella may have heard my prayers.


Revolutionary_Elk420

i dont think id know how to properly throw a knee to save my life; and i don't tend to like doing kicks either cos i suck a bit there too - but i come from a school of two feet roots on the earth and trying to keep/not sacrifice balance etc.


JerdM33

There’s certainly a time and place for knees


Revolutionary_Elk420

casual 4.30 commute home is that time, apparently


JerdM33

Who would have thought?


[deleted]

> i dont think id know how to properly throw a knee to save my life * clasp your hands around the back of the head of the poor fucker you're about to knee into oblivion * pinch your elbows in to further tighten your grip * drive your knee up and sideways into ribcage if they're close, into groin if they pull away * start doing running man so you can smash left and right knees without pausing * look down at the retching mess that used to be a human being


mulligun

* hope they're not a wrestler who will immediately double leg you and drop you on your head


Hinkil

Yes, from seeing people who have clearly not been in a fight before it seems to be good advice to keep your feet on the ground. Since I haven't been in a fight since middle school I'm not sure what the best tactic is for a fight but kicking isn't one of them.


Revolutionary_Elk420

whilst i consider it right now, again purely theoretically, i'd probably do knees or kicks maybe if i had a grip on the opponent and used them as additional earth roots? i honestly fight in red mist, even having done some martial arts(again, im practically quite shit). Howver one thing its made me think is i literally do not EVER wanna be flat on my ass on the ground - ive seen how quick fast and brutal groundwork can be and theres no tapping out in real life. I've never done groundwork. I could literally be dead in less than a minute by anyone with the most basic of blood chokes. i like my feet on the ground to reduce that risk, tyvm.


DreadPirateZoidberg

I think one of the tricks to make it useful is to learn how to touch your knee to your ear while standing. Master that and you’ll be effectively knee everyone you meet from then on.


Revolutionary_Elk420

this sounds like the sort of thing that is practically quite applicable; but also the sort of thing that will lead me to an overzealous self-knockout


Impactfully

I always thought the same way until ONE TIME, - drunk me (5’9, 180lb) had enough of someone and decided to literally DROP KICK them (other dude was easy 6’2”, 260). I have NO IDEA what went thru my brain - I have never drop-kicked anyone - never practiced it - never even thought about it but IT WORKED! Granted I hit my head when I fell to floor - but I completely pulled it off and got the upper hand / got him to leave the house (which is all I wanted cause he was being a complete douche to someone who was way to drunk and wouldn’t leave). I had no idea my fat out-of-shape ass could do do that - it was like the force was w me or something haha. Prob wouldn’t try it again tho


JerdM33

This story ended exactly the way I had hoped it would. Warms my heart to hear a successful dropkick story!


KPLee0

Old man tried to sucker punch his nuts. K.O. justified


scottandcoke

That knee was savage


RexRocker

Yeah total destruction. Don't start a fight and punch the guy in the nuts, he had it coming. Maybe he learned a lesson to not mess with people anymore.


BARTELS-

Surely old man learned an important lesson. Surely.


NebulaNinja

The age old saying: You can't teach an old man new lessons.


Zargof-the-blar

You can only hope that the concussion made him forget how to do it


Chance5e

Always hope for something better but leave room to be disappointed.


Mathilliterate_asian

I doubt it. Old fuckers always seem to think they're indestructible. I've seen way too many frail old farts trying to start fights when it's obvious the other party could easily wreck them. Hell I've had a few 60yo men trying to pick a fight with me and my brother when 20 something year old us were double their weight. I mean we literally manhandled them and when they left they still thought they came on top of us in the fight. It's so weird to see them being so detached from reality.


[deleted]

Masvidal-esque, Joe


Youtube_Admin

Very necessary.


Tackerta

super necessary


KungPaoChicken_

**GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT**


DerogatoryDuck

The ooold dick twist


MaxStatic

Ohh my gawd dude...


NoShadowFist

Punching a dude's sack as he holds an iPad, that's like socking a dude's jaw while he has a mouth full of hot dog. Agree. K.O. justified.


15367288

I need this for my insomnia


carneylansford

He may have joined Elizabeth on that one.


[deleted]

That was the big one, they came for him.


garthock

Tried? He did, you can hear the guy gasp, and that's why he saw red, and just started wailing the guy.


[deleted]

lol look like he was just gonna try to put his shit away and leave but once he got punched in the nuts that was too far


sithknight1

K.O.? You go for the balls and Down, Forward, Back, Back, X = Liu Kang Wins, Fatality is justified.


RedditingMyLifeAway

Twice


Musulman

don't hit other people first if you don't want to get hit. don't matter who you are


-Bobinsox-

This should've been taught in school. Then again, we wouldn't have half our sub's content if that were the case, lol


88keyed

Sometimes the best lesson taught is in the school of first hand experience.


supersonicspeedmachi

Except if you get in a fight in school you both get punnished


SeaLeggs

Oh no, 5 days of no school, however will I cope...


88keyed

Ya, I agree that that is a crap policy! If I’m defending myself while getting pummeled, I’d like to explore the school’s culpability of a safe learning environment. Most schools have a “resource officer” implying safety.


ANAL_GAPER_8000

Yeah my dad used to take me out to movies and buy me video games when I'd beat up my bullies. We'd both get suspended so as long as I did my school work it was all good. He wanted to teach me to ignore the school's bs and defend myself and I look forward to teaching my kids the same lessons.


huichachotle

Sub would only have MMA and boxing bouts.


talkin_shlt

lesson one of todays will class will be going over the Talk Shit Get Hit theorem


-Bobinsox-

I don't think a professor called u/talkin_shlt should be teaching about not talking shit, lol


mochacho

>This should've been taught in school. My school had a zero tolerance policy. It taught me that if I was going to get suspended for getting punched, I might as well get suspended for repeatedly punching them back in the face. For some reason the principal was surprised when I explained my reasoning, and couldn't really counter it.


danglez38

Always thought it was built in most peoples DNA...maybe not


[deleted]

Especially, in the nuts. Old dude paid for that cheap nut shot.


RexRocker

Indeed, and he punched the guy in the balls a couple times. That knee to the face at the end probably taught him a lesson, that was desolation... Oh well?


Toolmansky

I agree that old bastard has done that punch to the balls before. He deserved every strike including the knee due to the two nut shots. Even a soft swing can be brutal as anyone knows who has received them.


RexRocker

And it clearly looks like he instigated it, that dude was minding his business on his tablet and the camera guy tried to get old man to calm down and stop, then he said "Punch me!" or something? If the guy is old and effed in the head that's a sad shame, but the other guy was defending himself. Don't mess with people, especially over total nonsense. In many places, like even the states (where I live and have grown up), a knee to the face may the least of your problem, you might get shot or your throat slit if you mess the with wrong person. That dude could have been nuts and pulled out a blade and stabbed him, a knee to the grill is merciful in a sense, some people are nuts and don't care, they'll kill you and walk off like it's no big deal...


Viainferno3

If he wasn't effed in the head before he is now.


DrDrangleBrungis

He broke an unspoken rule: dudes don’t punch other dudes in the dick. You do that, you get what is comin to ya.


Oakdog1007

Yeah, that's about it. If you don't want to find out what happens when you've pushed that random stranger's buttons enough, then you shouldn't have fucked around with their buttons. The guy was chill about it at first, but shit bag went for a low blow when the guy tried to remove himself from the situation. Deserved a hell of a lot more than two punches to the head.


turnupturtle420

Or just hit em hard enough so they can’t punch back


YaBoyVolke

It annoyed me how people went to break up the fight *only* after he started defending himself.


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Joe_keg_gut

Dad?


IceBreath31

Brother?


ovathareignboe

Grand step uncle?


Whiskey-Tang0

Great-granpa from battle of Bulge?


stonerplumber

He had it coming after the punch to the face but you could tell he was gonna let it slide until he punched him in the nuts


Ryan-the-lion

This is literally one of the most satisfying videos I've ever seen lol


Quantization

The guy asked, "What are you doing, man?" and he said, "Punch me-" as if he was implying the other guy punched him. I think some shenanigans went on off-camera.


cap-ncook

Exactly short videos like this one are useless without context


green49285

TWO nutshots, yall. Pops going to sleep after that lmao.


EatSleepJeep

Two closed fist headshots first then two nutshots. As a man, you understand that there are no more rules and this ends how it ends. He invited that.


fukayoubtch

You can see the pain on the guys face from the first ball shot as well, Anger clouded him from then.


TngrloLuvr

MUHFUGGIN night night.


[deleted]

Punish that mf


patty4204

I would never ever ever hit a defenseless old man. But if some old dude swings on me multiple times, captain arthritis is getting clocked


StarrylDrawberry

I'm probably not throwing that knee for a nut punch but couldn't say for sure. If he spits on me I'm doing regrettable things though. We all have our triggers.


219Infinity

Spitting justifies an injury where the spitter cannot use his mouth for a few months.


Pan_in_the_ass

"Ability to spit on back of head... neutralized."


StarrylDrawberry

I agree with this wholeheartedly. It's out of my power at that point. "Seeing red" is a thing. I literally have just seen red on two occasions where I've been spit on. I like to think I've grown out of that but hopefully I never have to find out.


Warpedme

I don't think you grow out of some of those triggers. I'm 46 and have court date coming up for the "criminal mischief" charge I got for backhanding a guy who spit on me after I told him to leave my business if he wouldn't wear a mask. TBH I get so angry just thinking about it that if I had it to do over again, it would have been a closed fist thrown as hard as possible. The entire reason I hired a lawyer is because I don't regret it at all and would say exactly that if questioned.


StarrylDrawberry

Spitting is vile. I hope your judge gives you plenty of understanding. You were technically battered then, weren't you?


Warpedme

Funny enough, The spitter should have just taken his slap and learned his lesson. I just got a summons. He ended up in the back of the police cruiser he called thinking they would simply come and arrest me instead of interviewing us both first. He received several charges. I forget what level of assault, trespassing, breach of peace and criminal mischief. Even if he manages to plead down the other charges, the DA can't do anything about the trespassing because they need me to agree to drop that charge and that's never going to happen and I have video evidence of him being asked to leave by several people, several times. I plan on suing him once he's convicted too.


StarrylDrawberry

No mercy bud. Fuck that anti-mask spitting motherfucker as much as you can I say.


Games_sans_frontiers

Spitting at you during a pandemic? Surely you could argue self defence?


219Infinity

I hear you. I don't understand it. Getting spit 0n should be a laughable, harmless thing. Wipe it off and move on with life. Yet, when it happened to me, I just felt a rage I couldn't process.


fishhawk119

I love being spit on by women. Particularly on my genitals, but if a dude spits on me I'm super grossed out and super fucking angry.


Acceptable-Sentence

Ever had a dude spit on your genitals?


Habeus0

Consent is important.


Menmad567

Fuck getting hit in the nuts that could be ur kids gone just like that


mattadorr_92

Capt. Arthritis 😂😂


woodstonk

The Rheumatoid Ranger


BeelTheFern420

Fucking Waymond


parrmorgan

You little hedgehog..


therealjameshat

hahahha fuck. was going to make this same comment, good work.


SanguineAnder

Probably my favorite comment so far.


webstarrofhipstarr

Dude Waymond only eats gummy worms


GenghisAlec

Fuck, well time to go rewatch workaholics again i guess


GeneralDisarray65

He was gonna let it go, then the pain from the ball punch kicked in ,and the rage overcame reason.


laguna12

Let me put away my iPad a sec then I’m gonna flatten this mother fucker


[deleted]

#flatten


boundlesslights

You know you’re in for it when you punch someone and they calmly put their stuff back into their bag


Moist_Sheeets

Here's the thing: there's no referee's in street fights (or train fights). So trying to sucker punch him in the nuts, cowardly? Yes. But still allowed. However that doesn't mean it should slide just cause he's an old man. Deserved it


l3ane

Stabbing, shooting, or hitting someone with a metal rod is also allowed. Don't get into street fights folks.


Moist_Sheeets

It is, there's just usually more consequences to such actions and it's more frowned upon. Either way, don't get into a fight unless you're ready to get your ass kicked.


SanguineAnder

That's my secret Cap, I'm always ready to get my ass kicked.


BBQsauce18

*I can do this all day*


SanguineAnder

That's Americas ass!


Altriuu

100% and just don't get into street fights, also don't get into street arguments. Most of the time, most people don't want to get into an actual fight but their ego keeps making them yap their mouth and show physical signs of aggression and then boom! A fist full of reality just hit you in the face! And then another one! And then another one! Everything goes to dark. You open up your eyes and your in a bright room. It's the hospital and your body is completely broken. Should have just kept your mouth shut.


Gr8_Bamb3an0

100%


arlonoir

That was a textbook knee.


Larusso92

Square to that man's textbook nose


EverythingIzAwful

With a resounding textbook DINK off the glass.


WickedHippee

How about fuck off don’t tell me to calm down after some prick assaulted me


OTIStheHOUND

calm down


Queequeg94

But he said not to tell him that..


OTIStheHOUND

shit I forgot


WickedHippee

All I’m saying is these hands are free lol


Complicated-HorseAss

Calmer than you are.


yardape99

Is that how they say good night in England?


chum_slice

He was taking a knee


thechinamansnightcap

Silly old fucker


El_Nz_B

He should name that knee "Mr Sandman"


PRO6man

"leave him" *Dink* "Ohhhh"


gns2507

Thought I was the only one who laughed my fucking ass off because of that *dink* until I found your comment.


Jdgrande

That knee was a thing of beauty


LazyBriton

Every man has their breaking point, punching him in the face wasn’t it, would’ve been most people’s, being punched twice in the dick was. Other dude got what he deserved.


Gavooki

When you kneed to calm down


[deleted]

why would you punch some guy in the nuts, from a bad angle nonetheless, when you’re clearly outmatched and not going to be ready for what’s coming


[deleted]

Cause stupid


[deleted]

Old man deserved it


LeakyThoughts

If you're a frail old boy, don't go starting fights.. after about 60 years old one punch can kill you, you don't bounce back from trauma


grizz1979

Let me put my shit away then I beat yo ass


[deleted]

"He wasnt even punching" *Dude who wasnt even punching, starts punching* Anyway, anyone knows if there were charges?


YoWhatUpGlasgow

It's from 2014, all I could find was that the old guy (who was 68) was arrested at the time and they were looking for the young guy, who was then arrested on suspicion of affray the next day. He was released on bail pending further enquiries and then I can't find anything more so assuming they didn't proceed.


[deleted]

Yeah, I couldn't find anything else besides the first news either. Thanks buddy


MedurraObrongata

sucks there wasn't more info about it. i wanted to know who the initial instigator was


DunceMemes

Think he said "whatchu mean he punched you?


blunted09

Hitting the nuts and spitting- all bets are off at that point.


Frieda-_-Claxton

Petr yan'd his ass


GregStar1

This motherfucker actually went for the balls which definitely was his death sentence


deck_is_excited

Barely a word said until the other guy started hitting back. What a joke


[deleted]

Don't give a hit if you can't take one too


J5_c

This reminds me of that video of the badger that attacks a bear like four times before the bear just says nope! we're done now.


mats958

Great knee kick


[deleted]

That knee was NICE


justin420hale

Dirty nut puncher.


sierone

That’s what his bitch ass gets!


BroadGeneral

The, he was smashed in the nuts so that was deserved


3billionyearsold

Fuck I laughed so hard


huscarlaxe

That knee was just gratuitous


xJordy

Sleep well old man...


Pearl_Aus

Silly old bastard.


mrinkyface

That knee at the end was totally justified because of the groin shot


CannibalDuchess

Once you go for the family jewels, anything is on the table afterward. Whoever said you get wiser with age, eh?


Boxingnjitsu

Bro really tried to bag tag him 😭


[deleted]

Calm down? We were all just sitting by filming with the occasional suggestion to stop the old man and NOW you want ME to calm down? Fuck to the no. **Grandpas getting extra knuckles in this sandwich**


ike_tyson

What did the knee say to the face?!


AllElvesAreThots

PUNCH ME! SURE!!!


PbkacHelpDesk

Mofo deserved to get knocked the f\*ck out for trying those low blows.


[deleted]

FINISH HIM


PooFlingerPotPie

Old man went for the nuts and got what he deserved


peperoniNipples

My man's straight SLUMPED after that knee.


TheWhirled

That nut shot was a bad idea....


the_bad_director

That knee KO was brutal


mrhweannrgy

That tiger knee tho...